Category: Audio Clips

Andrew: “Asp Me Another”

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Andrew: “Cuz, if this battery dies, we’re in a lot of trouble”

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Andrew: “Good day sir!!”

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Andrew: “He’s a real sad bastard”

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Andrew: “I love these shoes”

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Andrew: “I mean, you’re just bad with G words!”

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Andrew: “I will never go there with you”

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Andrew: “Is his brain finally broken, once and for all?”

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Andrew: “It’s a real… bummer on a long flight”

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Andrew: “My God, brother! You are good at this game!”

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Andrew: “Oh my God! This one was made for you!”

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Andrew: “Oh my God!!!”

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Andrew: Saying “Recording while being plugged in!” in a funny manner

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Andrew: Snorting

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Andrew: “Somehow, I’m gonna lose this quiz; because… I am going to get all of these names wrong… I’m not gonna be able to pronounce anything”

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Andrew: “They’re… you know… fine, brown shoes”

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Andrew: “You can have your… dinger back”

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Andrew: “You got five out of six, so far; you son of a gun!”

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Andrew and Luke: Andrew not remembering names and things is all an act

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Andrew and Luke: “How you feeling? Terrible”

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Andrew and Luke: “I think the most important thing is that, if I just keep on giving you opportunities (Yep) to go on tangents, we’d never have to talk about your goddamn armpit. No, that’s tangent number… three. No”

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Andrew and Luke: “I will never go there with you… Hmm. It’s the break-up Caribou”

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Andrew and Luke: “I’m angry about it! Yes you are”

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Andrew and Luke: “You do okay! I do fine! I call myself, ‘The White Stedman'”

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Andrew and Luke: “You got yo-yo… (Okay) You got dodo… (Yeah) You got dumb-dumb… (Mmm-hmm) You got lame brain”

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Andrew and Luke: “You wanna put the professionality out there. Yeah. Professionality is a word that I just made up! Yeah”

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Luke: “Alexa… remind everyone to open the TBTL newsletter”

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Luke: “Andrew has… massive hands”

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Luke: “It’s a… giant… vape cloud of deodorant”

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Luke: “Okay… Now, it’s happening… Tangent number four”

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Luke: Singing a portion of the Super Mario Bros. Underground theme

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Luke: Singing the first few notes of the Super Mario Bros. Underground theme

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Luke: “So, now… the worm is turning”

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Luke: “This is living!”

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Luke and Andrew: “And, don’t let me forget, I also wanna talk to you about my armpit… Oh… God!”

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Luke and Andrew: “As I’m talking, I can feel… my… right armpit starting to stink, Andrew… (Oh, no) just get ready for that”

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Luke and Andrew: “But, the problem is… The rashes. No”

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Luke and Andrew: Nothing has changed with Luke as he’s still on public radio talking about his armpits and has someone who doesn’t want him to

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Luke and Andrew: “So… my left armpit… has deodorant on it, my right armpit does not have deodorant it… And… I will remember that for noogie time”

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Luke and Andrew: “The only problem is, one of his armpits stinks. And, that brings us, Andrew… (Damnit!)”

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Andrew: “Dabbing de muerto”

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Andrew: “Good God!”

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Andrew: “I am such a bad actor”

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Andrew: “I love Vox!”

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Andrew: “I’m all juked up!”

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Andrew: “I’m not trying to poop on the process here”

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Andrew: “Oh my God! I’m looking at ’em now, Luke. They’re so gross”

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Andrew: “Okay. So, you’re not an expert. It was a risk… Jesus… Do you think I’m a baby?”

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Andrew: “Slate should change its name to, ‘Uh, Actually'”

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Andrew: “This is one that I have a lotta blank spots on”

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Andrew: “Why am I scared of the word, ‘retreat’?”

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Andrew: “You’re hard to keep up with”

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Andrew and Luke: “And, if we could just, like, kind of like… you know… analyze the data, we could see how, like, what percentage of your drops… are poop-related… About ninety-two percent”

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Andrew and Luke: “Listeners, we are going to be in a meeting all day Monday. We may or may not have a No Point. If you don’t see a No Point… nothing’s broken; except, for our souls, and maybe our brains (Yes)”

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Andrew and Luke: “That is dark! That is some Vlad the Impaler (Yeah!) shit! That is so dark! That some flayed man. It is! Wow!”

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Andrew and Luke: “That–I will never be able to listen to that without just turning fire red inside my skin. It’s so… (Ohh!) bad! I am such a bad actor”

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Luke: “How am I gonna trust fall… and catch myself, Andrew?”

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Luke: “Putting my ass in a jackpot”

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Luke: Singing the first few notes from the “On The Media” theme

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Luke and Andrew: “Their tagline is, ‘Bold Between the Breads’… Mmmh! Mmmh! How do you feel about that? Not good…Not good”

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Luke and Andrew: “Yeah; but, I like being co-dependent with you… cuz, you do (I know) all the… stuff”

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Andrew: “I like playing around”

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Andrew: “Maybe I’m… totally full of shit when I say that this is a one-sided thing. It’s like everybody’s hating on everybody”

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Andrew: “Oh, I’m liking this!”

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Andrew: “That’s a real… sassy phrase for a tote bag right there”

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Andrew: “We pwn liberals”

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Andrew: “What’s going on with my gutty works; and, did I eat too much garlic? And, why is this wall negging me?”

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Andrew: “Yeah!”

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Andrew: “Yeah!” #2

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Luke: “In-hell-igence… for Your Life?”

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Luke: “It’s really the lowest hanging… rom-com fruit”

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Luke: “It’s wine o’clock somewhere”

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Luke: “That’s my Grumpiness for Your Life segment”

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Luke: “They’ve paved paradise… and put up… an insurance… building that I’m now broadcasting from”

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Luke: “This is both… the greatest and worst moment of TBTL’s life”

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Andrew: “And, I know I’ve already ranted about this”

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Andrew: “Because, I don’t know what that means… and, it makes me uncomfortable that it’s in the bathroom”

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Andrew: “Double whammy of, of… of doo-doo”

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Andrew: “I would say that if we were married, that would make you my… bubbily, wubbily, hubbily [ph]“

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Andrew: “I’m kind of talking out of my ass, by the way”

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Andrew: “Now… you’re talking to a guy who does a lotta… petty shit on principle”

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Andrew: Singing “Boop, boop!”

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Andrew: Singing along with the funky bass of the Blursday song

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Andrew: “So, it’s all gonna go down hill after that”

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Andrew: “Stop… slash-fictioning our, our.. listeners”

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Andrew and Luke: “But, you got a nice, little serif on ya; and, I like that. Thanks. Love… Hey, man, love watching ya leave with that little serif… Oh my God, that’s (What a) right on the edge of being so weird (What a terrible thing for me to say)”

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Andrew and Luke: “By the way, I know what font I am… I’m… (Garamond?) No, gaudy heavy face. Look it up”

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Andrew and Luke: “Don’t tell me! Luke will kill me! (Yeah)”

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Luke: “And, I tell you, it was a real come down… for the old Burbs and my fragile, fragile ego”

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Luke: “How weird is it that you’re both wrong about this?”

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Luke: “I know you’re not really the Jeopardy!-head that I am, Andrew”

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Luke: “I like waking up next to Andrew”

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Luke: “It’s Jar-Jar… How rude!!”

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Luke: “Who’s lying!?”

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Luke: “You… have the right to edit this out”

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Luke and Andrew: “It is the fact that I just want to be able to fart in peace, Andrew; but, (Mmm!) I’m sorry… (Now, this) I’m sorry that we went there”

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Luke and Andrew: “Once again… you’re siding with the Wall Street fat cats. That’s right… as always”

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Luke and Andrew: “You know me, Andrew. I rinse and grind; I slay all day (Mmm-hmm)”

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Andrew: “Big-ass savings account”

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Andrew: “Cut it up… Boom, boom, boom”

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Andrew: Frustrated “Yeah!”

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Andrew: “I could be insane; but, I swear, I was not getting these e-mails”

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Andrew: “I have this uncut Nissan”

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Andrew: “I’m just an idiot!”

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Andrew: “Oh my God! Like, there would be so much tension”

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Andrew: “Stop saying you’re sorry. I’m an asshole!”

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Andrew: “That’s right. Where’s the bell? Found it”

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Andrew: “Well, I’m an idiot!”

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Andrew: “What the shit!?”

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Andrew: “What’s in the bed!!? What’s in the bed!?”

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Andrew: “What’s in your checking account?”

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Andrew: “Where’s the bell? Luke, you got my bell”

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Andrew: “Who knows how fast I’m pounding those babies”

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Andrew and Luke: “And, I use a service called… ‘Lisbon’ [ph]… Libsyn. Libsyn. I always get that wrong”

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Andrew and Luke: “Honey… (Honey) not today”

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Andrew and Luke: “Look at my account! I’m good! I’m gold! Yeah. I’m your golden boy!”

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Andrew and Luke: “Says who? Mmm-hmm. Says, you!”

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Luke: “But, because… it was foisted upon me”

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Luke: “It’s a drop-dead, gorgeous, handsome face”

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Luke: “It’s bleeping, bleep-bleep!”

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Luke: “Now, a bigger and more troublesome… Burbank scam”

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Luke: “Point is, I’ll put it on… I’ll put it on Daddy NPR-bucks. Don’t you worry”

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Luke: “Sorry everybody who knows all of those stories from my lives… or, who didn’t… but, are now… seeing if they can stop donating to the show”

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Luke: “The plot thins”

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Luke: “Uncut Burbs”

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Luke: “Uncut Burbs… coming to theaters, never!”

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Luke and Andrew: “Dollars and… Non-cents? Where’s the bell!?”

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Luke and Andrew: “He was sorta Motley Fool, hold the Motley. Yeah. Right”

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Luke and Andrew: “Let’s just say… cars made for the elderly; which, is anybody over fifty (Mmm-hmm)”

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Luke and Andrew: “So, I’m an Avis wizard… like my father… like his father before him… And, you’re Grand Wizard. Yeah”

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