Category: Audio Clips

Andrew: “Baseball’s kind of the metronome of the summer… or something”

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Andrew: “Brass balls on the Vieves!”

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Andrew: “But, with the Mariners, like, you are a total Ders”

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Andrew: “Get… outta my head, ya dummy!”

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Andrew: “I just, I think I lost all of my piss and vinegar”

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Andrew: “I… did not… get out much yesterday”

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Andrew: “I’m a… I’m kind of a bad person”

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Andrew: “I’m the type of person who digs in as well”

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Andrew: “If I, if I had that view, if I could open these blinds and just see a big… fat, bearded face”

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Andrew: “Just love the team. Everybody’s out here working together. Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah”

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Andrew: “RIP is a term that means, ‘Radio in person'”

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Andrew: Saying “I’ve been practicing on my boop-boop!” in a funny manner

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Andrew: “That is a no-no!”

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Andrew: “This fat guy, over here, is reading the book. I notice you’re not, like, all up my ass about it, dude. You’re only talking to the cute girl at the end of the bar”

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Andrew and Luke: “Power out… Power in!”

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Andrew and Luke: “That is bonkers! (I mean) That is so bonkers! (Yeah!)”

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Luke: “Again, that just speaks to my, kind of… my shadiness as a person”

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Luke: “And, by the way, I’ll… I’ll mess with some Sugar Ray!”

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Luke: “Blah, blah, blah”

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Luke: “But, don’t… don’t, don’t… don’t put your nerd poison inside this other person!”

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Luke: “But, let’s just say, you’re not… not getting warmer”

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Luke: “Can you chop it and screw it?”

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Luke: “Oh, you didn’t wave? I will hunt you down!”

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Luke: “Once again… bringing you… yesterday’s news, tomorrow… It’s TBTL”

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Luke: “Problematic humility”

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Luke: Singing “On a steel horse, I ride”

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Luke: Singing “This is a story of a girl”

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Luke: “Well, then you’re gonna be the only person that sees a shitty screenplay!”

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Luke: “Who f…arted?”

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Luke: “Who ran the Michigan hustle!!?”

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Luke and Andrew: “I would’ve taken it… No, you wouldn’t have”

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Luke and Andrew: “No one’s talking to you, Karen!! Right!”

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Luke and Andrew: “You’ve been practicing on an iPad… (On my boop-boop. Yup. Exactly)”

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Andrew: “But, it will be a… disaster at the gym today”

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Andrew: “Dumb question here”

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Andrew: “Feel free to introduce me as, ‘King of the Tut-Tut Sound'”

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Andrew: “I mean, I say dumb things in front of you all the time”

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Andrew: “I think that that energy that some, a, a few… one person… points out… when I’m hosting alone, that’s a nervous energy. And, I’m glad that… some, a few, or one person enjoy…s it”

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Andrew: “I’m on the ‘Tok!”

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Andrew: “It had been a long time since I strapped those babies on”

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Andrew: “It’s turnt”

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Andrew: Making a funny sound

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Andrew: “Now, this… is interesting”

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Andrew: “Oh, shit. I could not get off that rink fast enough… I’m just like this old man… zipping around to Baby Shark, surrounded by children, on a weekday afternoon… completely by myself”

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Andrew: “Oh! I’m tripping over my own tongue… I got the turf monster in my mouth!”

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Andrew: Singing “It’s been… one league since you sank on me”

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Andrew: “That’s why it came up this weekend!!”

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Andrew: “Ugh, man. Why am I even getting into this?”

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Andrew: “What is this!?”

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Andrew: “Wide… expanses of… nothingness”

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Andrew: “Wow! That’s next level!”

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Andrew: “You Tik me, I’ll Tok it”

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Andrew: “You’re the spit… globule”

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Andrew: “Your nickname’s gonna be, ‘Hero’, Luke; cuz, I always look up to you!”

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Luke: “I have a trainer; I don’t even wanna talk about it”

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Luke: “I need to get more beach-y with this”

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Luke: “I… got… the… worst… blisters… in the history of my… my feet”

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Luke: “I’m a forty-three year old dad type”

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Luke: “In Austin… you do what I say!”

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Luke: “Off-leash jogging is her jam”

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Luke: Reciting lyrics from Barenaked Ladies’ “One Week” (Edited)

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Luke and Andrew: “Daddy’s gotta look at something. Oh… goddamn!”

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Luke and Andrew: “How about food shopping based on your DNA? Oh, Christ! This is another thing from… I’m taking that as a hard maybe?”

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Luke and Andrew: “I have a weirder version of that. Uh-huh. What’s your’s?”

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Luke and Andrew: Luke describing how he twisted his ankle and Andrew squicks out

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Luke and Andrew: Luke starting to explain how he was going to pop his blisters and Andrew squicks out

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Andrew: “I’m sorry… bunk? You thought that quiz was bunk?”

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Andrew: “Oh, shit! I think we just found… a wiener”

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Andrew: Saying “I know what parents are like” in a sing-songy manner

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Andrew: Saying “Sorry” in a sing-songy manner

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Andrew: Singing “Here it gets real”

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Andrew: “They’ve only been around my house a few times!!”

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Andrew: “Wheee!”

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Andrew: “Wheee! You never know! Hee-hee”

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Andrew: “You’re the anti-Mr. T!”

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Andrew and Luke: “But, I’m angry now! (Yeah)”

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Andrew and Luke: Saying “Did we ever!?” in unison

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Luke: “Something inside my mind says, ‘No’!”

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Luke and Andrew: “Did your life… really start before you met me? Alright. I’m definitely saying five years”

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Andrew: “Are you hitting on me; or, are you talking about the Browns-Cincinatti game?”

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Andrew: “Forget it, Vieves; it’s Stumptown!”

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Andrew: “Get some new ideas, London!”

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Andrew: “Hello, Stumptown!”

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Andrew: “Hello, Stumptown! It’s great to be back in Stumptown!”

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Andrew: Laughing

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Andrew: Making a funny sound

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Andrew: “Now, you have a flap… in the jewelry business”

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Andrew: Singing “I like it like that”

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Andrew: Singing a portion of “Curried Soul”

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Andrew: Singing the first few notes of the “On The Media” theme

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Andrew: “That is the BB… It was NPR!!”

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Andrew: “This is my ass out here”

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Andrew: “Wait a second… This is a problem”

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Andrew: “You got two out of, two out of five. It’s not as bad as it feels”

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Andrew and Luke: “I had to give you something. I was feeling kinda bad… You… are being such an a-hole quiz master (What do you mean!? I gave you one!)”

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Andrew and Luke: “I mean, the name of the game… is ‘I Like It Like That’… Do you know that song? Mmm-hmm. I don’t like it like that. Do you know that song? I do!”

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Andrew and Luke: “Something just flapped the wrong way. Something flapped that shouldn’t (Whoa!) be flapping! Whoa!”

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Andrew and Luke: “You are saying ‘Fake’… and, I am saying… ‘Buzz’. Oof”

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Luke: “Conway Twitter?”

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Luke: “Do you even Leiderman?”

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Luke: “Electric carcass”

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Luke: “I think I may have been a Conway Twitty-head the whole time”

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Luke: “Now we’re cooking with poutine”

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Luke: “Now, you have a flap in the throat business?”

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Luke: “Ooh… Explicit!”

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Luke: “Regulate… Dominate”

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Luke: Singing “It’s a mon…soon house”

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Luke: Singing a portion of “Curried Soul”

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Luke and Andrew: “No mountain too tall. And, good luck to all. Who’s a good dog? Me”

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Andrew: “Boy, our town is poppin’, man!”

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Andrew: “Damn, this is a good salad!”

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Andrew: “I don’t care if we’re wearing the same dress. I am going to town on these red velvet cupcakes”

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Andrew: “I had diarrhea… watching that scene… Eew”

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Andrew: “I’m a texture boy”

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Andrew: “I’m such a Jennifer”

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Andrew: “Lirty, lirty, look who’s flirty”

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Andrew: “Lordy, lordy, look who’s flirty”

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Andrew: “Oh my God, I’m eating raw fish! Uahh!”

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Andrew: “Oh my God! I’m so hungry”

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Andrew: “Oh, yeah. Aging is great”

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Andrew: “Ooooh!”

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Andrew: “Sounds sexy!”

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Andrew: “That’s too, too spicy of a lifestyle for me”

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Andrew: “You can feel the desperation! You can smell it on me!”

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Andrew and Luke: “Annie, are you okay… Answer these ten questions and we’ll tell you if you’re a smooth criminal”

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Andrew and Luke: “Have you thought about… (Try to xercise more) maybe stop being an asshole?”

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Andrew and Luke: “Well, obviously, toe ring… No, don’t put that! Ooh!”

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Luke: “Ah, yes… The chill in the air… The crack of the bat… The Winter Games are here”

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Luke: “I won the ice cream snarfing contest with these two hogs”

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Luke: Mimicking the “Uh-oh!” drop

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Luke: “No, doi!”

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Luke: “What’s in my muffin!?”

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Luke and Andrew: “I put in… chicken tikka masala for you; because, I’m doing (Okay) the game right, Andrew. (Aw, damnit! That pisses me off)”

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Luke and Andrew: “I’m going with black and gold. I’m gonna be fierce. I’m living más… (Mmm-hmm) I’m getting my groove back. Steelers fan. I’m doing all of the things”

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Luke and Andrew: Luke reading out the full URL for the quiz that they will be playing on the show

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Luke and Andrew: “You never do that for me. Nope”

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Andrew: “But, I, I really do hate… New Year’s Eve”

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Andrew: “Everything is coming full circle!!”

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Andrew: “Heathcliff, you got the Shine!”

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Andrew: “I thunk it was”

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Andrew: “I’m typing ‘think’ and it keeps turning into ‘thunk’… I’m like, ‘Really?'”

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Andrew: “Oh my God… Oh, shit!”

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Andrew: “There are several songs that, like… once they’re in my head, they all get mooshed together”

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Andrew and Luke: “I’m not trying to sharpshoot you. It’s your story. It’s a fine story. It’s a beautiful story (Well… I thank you, Shatner)”

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Andrew and Luke: “It’s New Year’s Eve! Hey! Whoo! (…) Yeah!”

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Luke: “Come over here, girl”

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Luke: “Huh… ah oh, oh ah oh… ah uh… Huh oh ah… ah oh, oh ah oh uh uh”

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Luke: “I’m gonna wipe you down ’til I wear you out”

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Luke: “I’m learnding”

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Luke: Singing “Heathcliff… no one should terrorize the neighborhood” to the 8-bit version of the Olympics theme

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Luke: Singing “I don’t see nothing wrong… with wiping you down”

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Luke: Singing “Mixing with the ladies man… Being charming, debonair”

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Luke: Singing “You should realize he can win it with you! Bing!”

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Luke: Singing a few notes from the Heathcliff theme song

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Luke: Singing a line from the Heathcliff theme song and the accompanying instrumentation

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Luke: “Some cats just shine!”

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Luke: “The Thunk of 40,000 Years?”

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Luke and Andrew: “Alright, this–this episode really ended with a thunk… It certainly did”

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Luke and Andrew: “Is he smacking it up, flipping, and rubbing it down? Oh, no. I need a body bag? Maybe we should get outta here… Ha-ha!”

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Luke and Andrew: “The good news is that we’ll definitely be able to play this game tomorrow, (Oh, no!) if we go one question per episode. Oh, yes! I think what you meant to say was, ‘Oh, yes!’ We are not gonna have any listeners”

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