Clips From TBTL #3058

Celene Ramadan and Luke: “That’s racist; but, it’s okay. Yeah. So. That’s Gervaisist”

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Luke: “Am I losing it? Probably”

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Luke: “I had one job… in between recording yesterday’s episode and today’s episode… which, is double-check my numbers… But, did I do that? No, I did not… Not only did I not make the list… I did not check it twice. I have no idea who’s been naughty or nice”

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Luke: “Now, here’s something I can sink my teeth into”

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Luke: Saying “Merry Christmas!” as George Bailey

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Luke: “This is heavy… shit… to deal with”

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Luke: “You guys have been through Thicke and thin together. Oh, God. I’ll see myself out”

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Luke and Celene Ramadan: “Well, Celene, a merry Thickemas to you. Yes, merry Thickemas to all; and, to all, a good night”

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Clips From TBTL #3057

Luke: “I thought we’re in sport; but, we weren’t in sport. Now, we are”

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Luke: “Oh, great. There was a boy involved”

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Luke: “Solo Burbs show”

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Luke: “Tell you a little BG on me”

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Luke: “There better not been a boy involved… Adelaide Grace”

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Luke: “You’re looking at the wrong dad. You know more about this guy than I do”

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Luke and Adelaide Grace: “I love you… I love you too, Dad. Okay. Okay. Bye. Bye”

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Clips From TBTL #3056

Andrew: “Ah, I’m just joking. Bad joke. Rah-rah. Let’s move on”

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Andrew: “But, goddamn! I am so lucky that… this is what I get to do… for my job; and, get to swear and teach kids swear words… on the imaginary radio”

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Andrew: “Give me some of that Cumberbatch. I need some of that Cumberbatch!”

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Andrew: “He… does not… want… to eff… with deadlines anymore”

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Andrew: “I don’t know the deets”

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Andrew: “I have no… self-loathing stories of me acting like an anti-social jerk today; so, I hope you got something to talk about”

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Andrew: “My God”

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Andrew: “Nope. Sorry. I’m wrong”

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Andrew: “Oh, they’re not new, Jen. They’re just newly enforced”

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Andrew: “Ron, Don and Burbank”

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Andrew: “Snitches get best wishes… from other inmates”

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Andrew: “Sorry to use this word; but, I can’t think of a better one”

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Andrew: “That was a dumb way of putting that”

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Andrew: “The Hey Dummies are like the dreams of TBTL: we only care about them if we’re in them”

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Andrew and Luke: “Do you have a growth plan for that? I have a growth”

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Andrew and Luke: “I’m trying to get all the… Lukey time I can (Yeah)”

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Luke: “Anxiety… to the power of anxiety”

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Luke: “Cuz, that’s where the ear-balls are… let’s be honest”

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Luke: “Holy shit snacks!”

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Luke: “I know very little about any part of this show that isn’t me yapping into this microphone”

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Luke: “Luke… ‘Blues Grass’ Burbank”

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Luke: “No one really questions our BS very much”

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Luke: “Snishes get wishes?”

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Luke: “Snitches get witches”

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Luke: “This show should be on at night and have fewer listeners; and, Luke has less value as a human”

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Luke and Andrew: “Oh, really? How’s your podcast!? (Exactly) Why don’t you stick it where the sun don’t–Oh, you want me to come talk to your class. Okay”

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Luke and Andrew: “Support from this station comes from… really anyone who’s not Andrew; (Yeah) who’s just been… roasting me… mercilessly… on this call”

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Clips From TBTL #3055

Andrew: “Bone, bone, bone, bone. Don’t make me sing Bone Thugs-n-Harmony, and have somebody isolate it, and play it back for me, Luke… That’s a trap! That’s a trap; and, I can see it a million miles away”

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Andrew: “But, man, I’m a freaking weirdo man”

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Andrew: “But, that, but she was, she was rude to my buddy Lukey”

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Andrew: “But, why did you say that?”

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Andrew: “Don’t… really feel like… fucking around with… cottage cheese; or, what have you”

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Andrew: “Fine… Fine. It is. They’re all Christmas movies. Every movie is a Christmas movie. Can we stop talking about it now? Because, it is the most uninteresting take”

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Andrew: “I can’t even describe to you how fucking nervous I was. My voice cracked… My voice squeaked. I’m like, ‘I’m… Andrew; and… I like making chicken stock'”

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Andrew: “I don’t understand this list, bro!”

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Andrew: “I liked long showers… That’s for damn sure”

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Andrew: “I… should let it go there… But, I won’t”

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Andrew: “I’m decade-ist as well”

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Andrew: “Let’s get to the part where they say ‘bone’… That’s the only part that I really like”

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Andrew: “Like, I feel like yesterday’s show was all about… me and my… foibles… if that’s the right word; which, probably isn’t”

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Andrew: “My scald take is that everybody else’s scald take suck”

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Andrew: Saying “I’m… Andrew; and… I like making chicken stock” in a cracked and squeaky manner

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Andrew: Saying “Using my schmaltz” in a sing-songy manner

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Andrew: Singing “Bone, bone, bone, bone”

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Andrew: “This is a… quasi-real suggestion”

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Andrew: “We have the schmaltz!”

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Andrew: “When I can finally boil that bird down”

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Andrew: “You need to go to Andy’s School… of Self-Confidence… and Garbage Retrieval”

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Andrew and Luke: “Eh, fake news. Luke will explain it to me later (Yeah)”

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Andrew and Luke: “I don’t understand it, bro! (Understand it, bro!)”

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Andrew and Luke: “I have a little bit of a annoying hot take that I just need to throw out there… I’m ready”

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Andrew and Luke: “No… (Preparation classes?) No; because, the–No”

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Andrew and Luke: “Three thousand… fifty-five… is the magic number (Yeah)”

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Andrew and Luke: “You can take dairy from my… red, rashy hand… From my warm red hands… I believe, is what… Charlton Heston once said”

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Luke: “It’s a very special episode… of the show… It’s an episode the whole family should watch”

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Luke: Making a series of beeping sounds

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Luke: “Oh, by the way… the… pharmacy that I go to is, just, where hope goes to die”

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Luke: “Smells for days here, at Burbank Springs; which, I’m excited about”

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Luke: “We don’t do a lot of important work on this show; in fact, we don’t do any important work on this show”

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Luke: “We have the smeats”

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Andrew: “Bad news Browns. I mean, next week is going to be terrible. I’m almost even wondering if I should watch it. Like, it’s… I will… cuz, I’m an idiot”

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Andrew: “Don’t deny this out of politeness”

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Andrew: “I can’t go deep into these pages”

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Andrew: “I don’t think these guys are practicing enough”

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Andrew: “I will… cuz, I’m an idiot”

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Andrew: “The Browns just had a shitty game!”

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Andrew: “They got de…stroyed yesterday”

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Andrew: “Yeah, just… shut up. Like, I just hate that whole thing so much”

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Andrew and Luke: “I told you, I don’t roll on Shabbos… Oh my God… the irony is… you literally rolled on Shabbos… You’re right”

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Luke: “Boys becoming men; men becoming rappers”

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Luke: “Get a load of this”

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Luke: “I actually didn’t have an opinion… jerk”

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Luke: “I have optimism privilege”

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Luke: “Okay. Bye”

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Luke: Saying “Why is everyone so sad?” in a funny manner

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Clips From TBTL #3054

Andrew: “God, I hope those sons of guns are still there when I get there”

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Andrew: “He checks out my lemon drops”

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Andrew: “I am a man of a… certain girth”

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Andrew: “I can become grumbly Andrew pretty quickly”

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Andrew: “I get the wheels on my feet. That’s what I’m gonna call them now”

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Andrew: “I had a real dirtbag weekend”

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Andrew: “I only know how to jog with wheels on my feet”

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Andrew: “I’m not arguing with you here!”

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Andrew: “I’m not ready for that jelly. I’m not ready for that jelly on a, on a good day!”

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Andrew: “I’m taking over the jukebox now. It’s gonna get really gay in here! I’m playing the gayest songs on the jukebox!”

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Andrew: “I’ve always been here, Genevieve”

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Andrew: “If you wanna… bug out early, bug out early”

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Andrew: “Is there any truth to this?”

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Andrew: “No, you’re a stinky butt… Get outta here, you stinky butt”

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Andrew: “Not my problem”

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Andrew: “Oh my God; I’m so hungover right now”

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Andrew: “Oh, Andrew”

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Andrew: “Oh… you seem… really likable. You seem… really likable”

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Andrew: “Ooh!”

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Andrew: “Ooh! I am… unsteady this morning”

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Andrew: “This is gonna be gross; but, I like sweating”

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Andrew: “What is going on… with Fatty McGee over here?”

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Andrew: “What the hell am I doing?”

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Andrew: “Yeah, my brother’s fucking nuts!”

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Andrew and Luke: “But, there’s one… one piece of somewhat negative news… regarding this, I have to tell you; and, you’re involved… (Okay… Ooh) Yeah… it involves you”

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Andrew and Luke: Joke grenades

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Luke: “Crouching Kelly, Hidden Shawna”

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Luke: “I am the world’s biggest self-plagiarist”

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Luke: “I don’t even have a chance with that”

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Luke: “I’m just looking at a piece of crap on the wall”

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Luke: “Once that little piece of sand burrows its way into the… oyster that is your brain, it’s gonna create a pearl of anxiety”

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Luke: “This is everything I love!”

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Luke: “You know, you go into war with the jokes you have, Andrew, not the… So, anyway”

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