Category: Audio Clips

Andrew: “Geez, Louise! Where’s my part?”

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Andrew: “I am, just now, recovering from an epic coughing fit”

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Andrew: “I still think it’s a very stupid show”

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Andrew: “I’m afraid I don’t get your joke… Luke”

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Andrew: “My goodness, Luke”

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Andrew: “Oh, wow”

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Andrew: “That was wonderful!”

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Andrew: “We are not a pranky family”

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Andrew: “What if Mary is a plant? What if she’s a spy!?”

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Andrew: “What’s the TBTL Breaking News!?”

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Andrew and Luke: “Luke, that’s a baby hole! That’s a well, my friend! Oh, dang it!”

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Luke: “He doesn’t like you… I don’t like you!”

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Luke: “If this works, I’m leaving my wife”

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Luke: “Rudy, do you have butt disease?”

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Luke: “The implications of that drop are disgusting if you think about it”

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Luke and Andrew: “Whoa! Wrong one! I… got excited!!”

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Mary Holden: “And, I don’t even understand what TBTL really even means”

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Mary Holden: “Phenomenal G-I-Fs”

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Mary Holden: “So, I’ll tell you another very short story about losing my other virginity”

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Andrew: “All I remember is: whatever I said, made no sense… at all! At all!”

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Andrew: “Because, I am… just… a loser”

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Andrew: “Blubbering… bubble boy”

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Andrew: “Cuz, I’m just a little… wiener about these things”

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Andrew: Drawn out “What’s her name, Australian actress? Very big. Eyes Wide Shut”

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Andrew: “Horfing down some chicken nuggs”

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Andrew: “I did both!!”

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Andrew: “I feel like you should get shit!”

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Andrew: “I shanked him”

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Andrew: “I wasn’t the chill-bro that you’re familiar with”

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Andrew: Laughing and saying “That sounds great!” in a funny manner

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Andrew: “Let it go… The game is over”

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Andrew: “Oh my gosh! Is it!? Ew! Ah! No… I don’t like it”

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Andrew: “Oh my gosh! Is it!? Ew! Ah! No… I don’t like it. I like your description a lot more”

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Andrew: “Testing those tots”

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Andrew: “There’s something about when you start crying, you just never know if you’ll stop”

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Andrew: “This is my prophecy”

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Andrew: “Walsh!!”

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Andrew: “Well? I dunno”

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Andrew: “Well, I’m not a wussy… I guess”

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Andrew: “Wham-o, bam-o?”

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Andrew: “What can I do… to… to… clear these pipes!?”

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Andrew: “Yeah; but, we gotta do this”

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Andrew: “Yo. Wassup, Ben?”

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Andrew and Luke: “I don’t know what that looks like; but, I like it… Oh, I know what it looks like; and, it’s not cool… Oh my God”

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Andrew and Luke: “I sound (Yes) like I just woke up… I sound nasally… I don’t sound sharp. And, the thing is, I worry that I sound that exact same way right now. What can I do… to… to… clear these pipes!?”

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Luke: “Bang-bang”

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Luke: “Big hits of Brazilian?”

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Luke: “Damn!!”

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Luke: Drawn out “Nicole Kidman”

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Luke: “My guess is that… I said something regrettable”

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Luke: Saying “Babe!!” in a funny manner

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Luke: “Two Taco Times to rule them all”

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Luke: “Unrelentingly calm”

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Luke: “We’re the… dinguses who are sitting in our cars too much”

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Luke: “Well, I cry a lot”

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Luke: “You’re burning the microphone at all ends today”

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Andrew: “But, my floor is dirty under my desk!”

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Andrew: “Competency porn”

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Andrew: “I wasn’t gonna start pooping next to someone on speakerphone!”

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Andrew: “I’m sitting in it… I’m sitting in this mess”

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Andrew: “It stunk!!”

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Andrew: “It yanks on a, on a schedule”

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Andrew: Laughing

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Andrew: “No, it’s all about me”

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Andrew: “Oh, should we start with these? These are kind of gross!”

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Andrew: “Please, Lord; stop singing”

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Andrew: “Please. Those things, they get so squeezy”

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Andrew: Saying “But, they are also disgusting!” in a sing-songy manner

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Andrew: Singing “I saw Juno”

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Andrew: “What’s good is not good”

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Andrew and Luke: “Good morning, Luke. Thanks for having me. It’s always a pleasure… Are you getting enough B-12?”

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Andrew and Luke: “Peace and smug, peace and smug (Peace and smug!)’

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Luke: “He’s just… such… a… tool!”

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Luke: “I don’t know… I might like musicals now!”

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Luke: “I’m trying to dial my snark down a little bit”

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Luke: “If you, just, could sneeze out your problems”

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Luke: “Just chintz. Just the chintziest chintz”

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Luke: “Not now!!”

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Luke: “Sorkin an elephant”

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Luke: “When you really whack one good… like that, it’s very, it’s, it’s satisfying”

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Luke and Andrew: “It pulsates every time it’s time to yank the chain down (Yeah)”

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Luke and Andrew: “Who would ever buy this bullshit? (Mmm-hmm)”

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Andrew: “Are you a socialist?”

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Andrew: “But, I did not remember the Beef-A-Reeno or farting part”

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Andrew: “Can I turn off my mic for a while?”

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Andrew: “Hey! What’s in your muffin?”

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Andrew: “I don’t even know what B-12 does”

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Andrew: “I don’t give a shit, man”

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Andrew: Laughing

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Andrew: “Mothers, don’t let your sons grow up to be scatmen”

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Andrew: Saying “Happy birthday” and cracks up after Luke plays a fart sound effect

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Andrew: Singing “Doo doo-doo-doo”

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Andrew: Singing “Mi-mi-mi”

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Andrew: “Sometimes I wanna smash that thing”

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Andrew: “TBTL Donors: Confessionals”

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Andrew: “That’s bullshit!”

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Andrew and Luke: “Just leaning… leaning and vaping (Yeah)”

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Luke: Singing “Go down on you in… a theater”

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Luke: “Thanks for joining this socialist, utopian dream… called TBTL”

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Luke: “These… computer Will Smiths are coming to this country and stealing jobs from real Will Smiths!”

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Luke: “Yes, I think I’m a socialist”

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Luke: “You know how I like to do some good staring while I’m doing the show”

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Luke and Andrew: “I don’t think the listeners are enjoying this; (Okay) but, I am. Okay, okay, okay. We can keep going”

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Luke and Andrew: “Look… we have Will Smith fighting… computer Will Smiths; so, we’ve already crossed that rubicon… (Right) We have… These… computer Will Smiths are coming to this country and stealing jobs from real Will Smiths!”

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Luke and Andrew: “Oh, God, no! (Ohh)”

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Luke and Andrew: “Oh, man. This is so off-topic… Don’t. Why. Don’t… (Is it funny?) Luke, Stop. Is it, is it angry, (No, it’s not) funny, tetchy? What–why are you hesitating?”

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Luke and Andrew: “Oh, no, no. She was, like, ‘I don’t like… doing cheesy stuff.’ And then, but, then, it ended up being cheesy; which, I think is… kind of… ironic. Oh, shit! Don’t cha think? Aw, man”

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