Category: Audio Clips

Andrew: “And the tympani drums… like, making the… that’s gonna come back to haunt me”

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Andrew: “Complete corn-ball crap”

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Andrew: “Don’t pause and let me talk about it”

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Andrew: “It’s so obvious; it’s so wrong!”

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Andrew: “Liberty, bibberty… Luke”

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Andrew: Mimicking the sound of tympanis being played

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Andrew: “Mister Bonvoy Worldwide”

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Andrew: “Oh! That was one of my tendons”

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Andrew: “Ohio produced the men who were first in flight!”

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Andrew: Saying “Up… All Night!” as Gilbert Gottfried

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Andrew: Singing “Thank you, baby”

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Andrew: Singing “This has really become a middle-aged podcast”

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Andrew: “That’s gonna come back to haunt me”

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Andrew: “This is weird”

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Andrew: “Well, here we go again!”

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Andrew: “Well, here we go again! Buckle up!”

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Andrew: “What the shit!?”

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Andrew: “What’s going on in there?”

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Andrew: “You know, it just goes to… my point; which is, you can’t say anything anymore!”

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Luke: “Am I an incel?”

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Luke: “Be-bop-bop-ba-da-be-ing?”

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Luke: “Burbs on your side”

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Luke: “But, somehow in this, I turned into an incel”

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Luke: “Cool, cool, cool… Okay, Boomer… really good work”

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Luke: “How I, ‘Liberty… bibbety… Liberty… bibbety’d my back'”

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Luke: “I brought in ‘da noise and brought in ‘da funk… and, then… wango’d my back”

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Luke: “I got a hot date with that Applebee’s across the parking lot”

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Luke: “I got completely naked, Andrew”

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Luke: “I just… wango’d my back”

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Luke: “I totally agree with you”

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Luke: “I usually don’t deal in… less shame territory”

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Luke: Incorporating the name “Stoughton” in a song

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Luke: “Is that Scatman Burbs!?”

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Luke: “It ain’t… it ain’t me, chief“

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Luke: “It’s some November nightmare”

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Luke: “Let me just… end this… nightmare”

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Luke: “Like, look… ‘Uptown Girl’… I’ll mess with that”

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Luke: Making a funny sound

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Luke: “Okay, Boomer”

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Luke: “Once again… it’s Billy Joel, ten. Burbs, zero”

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Luke: Saying “AFLAC!” as Gilbert Gottfried

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Luke: Saying “AFLAC!” as Gilbert Gottfried #2

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Luke: Saying “I resign!!” in a funny manner

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Luke: Singing “Sog rockin’!”

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Luke: “That’s the weenus of that music”

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Luke: “White, hot anger”

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Luke: “Ya heard?”

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Luke: “Yeah, I don’t want you to have a heart attack-ck-ck-ck-ck-ck-ck”

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Andrew: “As a man who’s losing a lot of hair, you gotta go with some hair sometimes!”

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Andrew: “Boop!”

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Andrew: “Calm down, bro”

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Andrew: “Cha-ching, cha-ching”

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Andrew: “I was doing it!”

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Andrew: Making a contemplative Walshelm scream sound

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Andrew and Luke: Discussing the origin of the term “potluck”

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Andrew and Luke: “Luke… let’s make an agreement. Yep… If you and I aren’t married in six years… (Yep) we’ll do another one of those segments. Okay. Okay. Sure. Wait, what!? Mmm… I’ll go with it”

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Andrew and Luke: Making a contemplative Walshelm scream sounds

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Andrew and Luke: “Yeah, I have a knob right here! (I know)”

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Luke: “Damn, girl. You got some cute hair”

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Luke: “Don’t blame me. I voted for Zog”

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Luke: “Good bye, memory”

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Luke: “I mean something somewhere else!”

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Luke: “I’m perma-lancing at this, right now”

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Luke: “I’m so hot!”

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Luke: “I’m surrounded by bells”

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Luke: “Lord willing and the cell phone connections don’t rise”

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Luke: “Oh, shit!”

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Luke: Singing a contemplative version of FOX’s football anthem

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Luke: Singing a contemplative version of FOX’s football anthem #2

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Luke: Singing a portion of FOX’s football anthem

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Luke: Singing a somber music bumper

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Luke: Singing a somber music bumper #2

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Luke: “Thag is not doing well”

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Luke: “The South will freeze again”

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Luke: “Triumph of the focus group”

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Luke and Andrew: “Newark City!? Newark City!”

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Luke and Andrew: “That’s crazy! (What a coincidence!)”

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Andrew: “Alright, guys. Let me toke you up”

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Andrew: Chopped and screwed “Use the cocktail stick!”

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Andrew: “Dank bud”

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Andrew: “I have a little commercial crush on the woman that says, ‘Use the cocktail stick!'”

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Andrew: “I mean, maybe he’s just remembering all the things he’s successfully pulled out of orifices”

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Andrew: “I realized… I am the mother of Luke’s baby”

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Andrew: “I’m gonna mess this up”

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Andrew: “It’s too much bone time”

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Andrew: “Man… don’t even get me started!”

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Andrew: “Nose-fer-pot-tu”

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Andrew: “Oh, God. What was I saying? I’m a goldfish”

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Andrew: Saying “Good morning, Luke. Sorry, there’s something with my microphone… ppening here” while his microphone was cutting in and out

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Andrew: Saying “I feel a theme coming on!” in a sing-songy manner

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Andrew: Saying “It’s related to garbage anxiety!” in a sing-songy manner

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Andrew: “They don’t know what the hell they’re doing!”

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Andrew: “Use the cocktail stick!”

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Andrew: “Yeah, that’s some Abu Ghraib shit right there, man”

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Andrew: “Yeah; it should be joint outta nose”

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Andrew: “You’re giving… giving your dog too much bone time”

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Luke: “A Nose Out of Joint”

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Luke: “And, I’m not trying to rub anything in”

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Luke: “By the way… get ready to get Equinoxed”

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Luke: “Here’s why I think I got… I got Will Smith on the brain”

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Luke: “I don’t understand it, bro!”

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Luke: “It’s like Will Smith’s performance in movies erases itself from my brain as it’s happening… I just have no, I can… I cannot… give… half of a crap about Will Smith in movies anymore”

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Luke: Laughing

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Luke: “Let’s all… wash our ears out”

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Luke: Rapping “In West Nightmare, born and raised… with my claw hand… that’s how I spend all of my days”

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Luke: Singing “Liberty, bibbety, Liberty. Bibbety… Liberty. Bibbety”

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Luke: Singing “Liberty, bibbety, Liberty. Bibbety”

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Luke: “Those things are magic”

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Luke: “Well, today actually… not my problem… Not my circus; not my monkeys”

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Andrew: “Clink-clink saw some shit in her life”

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Andrew: “Cuz, I feel like I’ve been a bit of a… a whiner, and a crier all week”

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Andrew: “Do you wanna guess what my terrible take is?”

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Andrew: “Grandma Clink-clink”

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Andrew: “Grandma saw some shit, man!”

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Andrew: “Haters gonna hate; and, I love it!”

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Andrew: “I am finding this incredibly interesting”

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Andrew: “I just wanna be sitting in a room… playing on my boop-boop”

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Andrew: “I’ve b-b-blocked out the society pretty much at this point; which, is not great for my career”

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Andrew: “It’s a sign of healthy living and not playing too much Minecraft while eating sausages”

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Andrew: “It’s the… blank clip of the week!”

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Andrew: Laughing

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Andrew: “Luke, look at me… look at me. Look at the pain on my face”

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Andrew: “Luke, will I grow up to be pretty and rich?”

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Andrew: “Oh, no. Is this happening?”

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Andrew: “Oh, shut up!”

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Andrew: “Oh, this is the end of me”

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Andrew: “Que sera, sera… Whatever will be, will be”

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Andrew: Saying “Did I say that?” as Steve Urkel

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Andrew: “That’s how the Internet works”

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Andrew: “You should stick with this writing thing, fella!”

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Andrew: “You’re not literally taking my breath away with your… #content”

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Luke: “Do I dare Google, ‘Nude Gritty’?”

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Luke: “Eff you, bro”

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Luke: “I think I’m still signed up for a goddamn… dog channel!”

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Luke: “Oh, good. Okay… Yay!”

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Luke: “Possum’s Scrotum!”

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Luke: “This is episode three-thousand and twenty-two in a collector’s series! (Let the fun begin)” [ed: Nope.]

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Luke: “You dirty rats!”

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Andrew: “A-Wal”

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Andrew: “Am I ruining people’s Blursdays? I think I am”

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Andrew: “Andrew… Stop!! Just. Stop!!”

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Andrew: “But, I was right!”

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Andrew: “I am actually… jealous… of your phlegm today”

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Andrew: “I… have nothing”

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Andrew: “I’m learnding!”

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Andrew: “I’m not eating spoonfuls of Hellman’s over here”

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Andrew: “I’m trying to be a real task master here”

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Andrew: “I’m Warren S. Zevon!”

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Andrew: “It’s all coming back to me now”

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Andrew: “J.D. Powers up!”

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Andrew: “Martha. Stop… I arrived at the mine. Stop… I am being cyber-bullied. Stop”

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Andrew: “Now, I’m gonna give a clue here!”

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Andrew: Saying “And, good luck to all!” in a spooky manner

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Andrew: Saying “Happy spooktacular Blursday!” as Mister Ed

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Andrew: Saying “Happy spooktacular Blursday!” in a spooky manner

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Andrew: “Seriously, man. I’ve got some issues”

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Andrew: “Uh-oh”

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Andrew: “Why do I like this more? What’s wrong with me?”

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Andrew: “You’re right; I am good at podcasting”

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Luke: “And, it made me feel like a real… cook person”

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Luke: “Andy Wa”

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Luke: Beeping in a Morse code-like manner

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Luke: “Five J.D. Powers up”

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Luke: “Hey, good job… assholes!”

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Luke: “Highly salty and somewhat chalky?”

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Luke: “I’m so tired; just, I don’t care who wins!”

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Luke: Laughing

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Luke: Mimicking the sound of him eating baby corn

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Luke: “Part of it!”

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Luke: Saying “Anybody want a peanut?” as Dracula

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Luke: Singing “Upp…sala did it again”

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Luke: “Sweet! Let’s get these… branches!”

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Luke: “The vagaries of KaZaA”

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Luke: “You fat fuck”

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Luke: “Your brain is your brain; and, my brain is my brain. And, they’re gonna… do what what they’re gonna do”

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