Category: Audio Clips

Andrew: “Cuz, I am about to do something… very stupid”

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Andrew: “I don’t even know what I’m saying anymore… Let’s thank these donors”

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Andrew: “I don’t know. I think it sounds corny at… best… coming from me”

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Andrew: “I gotta be careful here; because…”

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Andrew: “I hate you, Daddy”

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Andrew: “I wasn’t doing it gladly; and, I wasn’t doing it well. See? This is already better!”

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Andrew: “My brain is, like, it keeps on trying to process this; but, it just keeps spinning”

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Andrew: “Now, that I can get into”

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Andrew: “Oh my God! How did we dodge this bullet?”

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Andrew: “Oh, ho-ho-ho-ho-ho!”

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Andrew: “Oh, oh, oh… shit!!”

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Andrew: “Or, as I like to say on this show, I realize, sometimes, I say, ‘telescope’… which, is not the word I’m looking for”

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Andrew: “Peace, love and hominy”

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Andrew: “Quiche Lorraine!”

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Andrew: Saying “Stay tuned!” in a sing-songy manner

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Andrew: “Welcome to my world”

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Andrew: “Wow. My brain just totally broke”

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Andrew: “Y’all do whatever you want”

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Andrew: “Yeah, these are the enemies of my taste buds”

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Andrew and Luke: “I haven’t said anything I’m not embarrassed about in the last twenty minutes… That’s a record for me… (Because, I’ve been…) for me! (I’ve been talking the whole time)”

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Andrew ad Luke: “My brain is, like, it keeps on trying to process this; but, it just keeps spinning… I was leaving that in the clear so that Linh can pull that audio for me… What did I sa–what did I say!? My brain keeps spinning; but, it just–nothing can be clear, or whatever (Well, yeah)”

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Luke: “A naughty little shit”

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Luke: “But, it’s all been bleeped up now”

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Luke: “I didn’t go full Naked Gun on it”

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Luke: “Oh, man… this beat is really banging”

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Luke: “Oh, wait. No. I’m… horrible!”

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Luke and Andrew: “Dude!! Hey, man… I want you to know, I’m not hitting on you right now, Andrew. I do call everybody ‘Man’, I, I gotta say”

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Luke and Andrew: “This is the opposite of wrapping things up (I know)”

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Andrew: “Are you joking? Or, did I not read the paper again? Cuz, I honestly don’t know”

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Andrew: “Dude! What!? Why!? How!?”

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Andrew: “God…damn, I hate you! I’m so hungry right now”

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Andrew: “Here is my guess… and, let’s go racial right away”

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Andrew: “I always say yes to the drugs, man”

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Andrew: “I gotta try”

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Andrew: “I kinda don’t care”

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Andrew: “I’m a real character here! I’m really buying into my own press release here”

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Andrew: “Let us, please, get off of this topic”

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Andrew: “Let’s go racial right away”

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Andrew: “No… you’re not blowing my mind; you’re blowing my time”

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Andrew: “Oh, shit… there’s only four sentences here”

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Andrew: Quietly saying “Oh”

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Andrew: Quietly saying “You can’t use our name”

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Andrew: Saying “We come up with a Blursday… We have a bunch of writers… producers” as Ira Glass

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Andrew: Singing along with Tim Heidecker’s funky bass

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Andrew: “That’s my guess!”

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Andrew: “The city too busy to hate”

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Andrew: “Waffle Houses don’t close for shit”

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Andrew: “Why do I give a fuck if you make this video game?”

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Andrew: “Yeah. It still sounds like bullshit to me”

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Luke: “Can I just… sit in the back of one of these planes, please, and go to New Orleans?”

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Luke: “I don’t wanna get Venmo on everybody”

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Luke: “It’s… bananas”

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Luke: “Naw… naw, son”

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Luke: Saying “This American Blursday” as Ira Glass

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Luke: “That was my first question!!”

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Luke: “This is exactly why I didn’t pick up that fucking piece of paper!”

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Luke: “Welcome to Edmonton, where we have the rodeo; and, also, the big mall”

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Luke: “Yo!! Yo! Yo!”

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Luke and Andrew: “It took me no time to completely train wreck their operation (Oh, that doesn’t surprise me)”

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Luke and Andrew: “See? (God…) I do speak the language! (damn, I’m so hungry)”

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Luke and Andrew: “What’s the rule on this sound effect? I think you know”

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Andrew: “Andrew just paid Luke Burbank for dark services”

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Andrew: “Bandersnatch? More like, ‘Borndersnortch'”

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Andrew: “Because, I saw some… straight up… mommy and daddy time”

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Andrew: “Did that have a point?”

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Andrew: “Haven’t heard shit from the guy”

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Andrew: “Hey, I have a Twitter problem; and, I don’t know what to do about it”

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Andrew: “I am in my own space!!”

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Andrew: “I am in my own space… I am in my own space!!”

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Andrew: “I just rub my chest, aggressively and vigorously”

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Andrew: “That’s what I’m saying!!”

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Andrew: “We have been… dealing with some technical shit lately”

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Andrew: “Well, it was a photo of a naked woman… I had a good reaction to it”

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Andrew: “You’re a… little knob in front of me”

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Andrew and Luke: “He paid money for fun stuff… What!!? I’m handing it over to you. I’ve said too much (Okay, that’s…)”

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Luke: “A Lurnk Burbank, of sorts”

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Luke: “Classic Bombeck!”

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Luke: “My Twitter account is all I have; which, is so sad”

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Luke: “My… brain started to short out there”

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Luke: Singing “You’re fooling yourself, and you don’t believe it”

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Luke: “Wait! Why is this public?!?”

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Luke: “Who are the Ven-wizards that came up with this one?”

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Luke: “You, you’re such a Bandersnatch”

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Luke and Andrew: “In fact, I don’t wanna know… what you do when I… I’m not in here with you; but… Just, don’t be weird. I just rub my chest, aggressively and vigorously”

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Luke and Andrew: “My brain just went, like… (I know)”

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Andrew: Cute laugh

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Andrew: “Does he spark joy!!?”

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Andrew: “I dunno if I have… backup underwear”

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Andrew: “I usually wear argyle socks when possible; for those, who are playing Walsh bingo”

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Andrew: “I’ve, I’ve tanked a lotta shows on TBTL since then”

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Andrew: “It ain’t Lent, bro!”

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Andrew: Laughing

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Andrew: “Oh, gosh. I hope I don’t have to pee!”

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Andrew: “Oh, no I didn’t. Oh my God. No”

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Andrew: “So, I didn’t know what the hell was going on”

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Andrew: “This isn’t what I wanna say, by the way”

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Andrew: “What!? That blows my mind!”

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Andrew: “What could I have Scrooge McDucked into again? Do you remember what I was talking about?”

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Andrew and Luke: “I have a theory… that might be total bullshit (Okay, I’m ready)”

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Andrew and Luke: Panelists, fanelists and Phamelists

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Andrew and Luke: “Would… would Linh Pham be a ‘Phamelist’? Yes! He absolutely would… (Anyway. Yeah, I think maybe)”

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Luke: Drawn out “Uhh”

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Luke: “I am the king of… of swinging way too far into things”

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Luke: “I have no idea… what you do”

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Luke: “I kept making deals with myself, and I kept losing at deals; and, I didn’t wanna make any deals anymore”

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Luke: “I love your theory. I love how your brain works; but, that’s not what happened”

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Luke: “I’m not gonna micturate to the maximum here”

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Luke: “I’m peeing a healthy amount!”

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Luke: “That’d tear ya up”

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Luke: “They blindsided ’em!”

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Luke: “What I’m about to say is not political”

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Luke: Whispering “Sorry, guys”

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Luke: “Yo”

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Luke and Andrew: Getting mentioned for sending in the clip of Andrew Scrooge McDucking into things

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Luke and Andrew: Luke saying “D.J. Wet Towel!” and Andrew making air horn sounds

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Luke and Andrew: Luke saying “D.J. Wet Towel!” and both making air horn sounds

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Luke and Andrew: Making air horn sounds

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Luke and Andrew: “Our bodies… are a wonderland”

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Andrew: “Ah, found it! Alright. Perfect! And, good luck to all!”

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Andrew: “And, I know where the Burbanks are buried”

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Andrew: “Are you kidding me? I thought we were just getting going!?”

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Andrew: “Burbonk”

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Andrew: “Did a normal show. Check the cars. Did the things”

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Andrew: “How did I get away with that shit?”

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Andrew: “Hunh?!”

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Andrew: “I could have Scrooge McDucked into those things”

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Andrew: “It’s not goodbye; it’s toodle loo”

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Andrew: “Not… to make this all about me”

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Andrew: “Now, it’s Monday, and I’m like, ‘Where did the weekend go?'”

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Andrew: “Son of a gun. I just threw that away!”

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Andrew: “They, they, they let me come on the show and, and be a doofus”

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Andrew and Luke: “Whenever Andrew closes a window… he also… (He also ends a podcast)”

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Andrew and Luke: “You kinda blew my mind a little bit on, I think, Friday’s show (Whoa!)”

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Luke: Getting mentioned for letting Luke know that he was off-by-one when it came to the show numbers the previous week

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Luke: “God! Don’t… Let’s, please… don’t wind me up again!”

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Luke: “I just got an e-mail from Linh”

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Luke: “I’m out!!”

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Luke: “Part of what I loved about turning Ron and Don on”

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Luke: “People just have too much shit!”

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Luke: “Rudy… get in here! It’s time for the thing!”

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Luke: Singing “You’re killing yourself; but, you don’t believe it… Get out!”

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Luke: “So, I’ll watch that shit ’til the cows come home”

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Luke: “Tell me why… I don’t like Mondays. Tell me why… I don’t like Mondays”

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Luke: “They done messed up”

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Luke: “WTF”

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Luke: “You know how I roll”

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Luke and Andrew: “And… please remember: No mountain too tall… And, good luck to me, as I try to find to this song”

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Luke and Andrew: “Does this ring any bells now? It rings zero bells”

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Andrew: “Can I tell you my sad Lego story?”

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Andrew: “Gender is a construct!”

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Andrew: Having a good laugh

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Andrew: “I am the Brock Huard of this podcast”

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Andrew: “I don’t think I can do the rest of this show”

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Andrew: Laughing

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Andrew: “My dad’s gonna kill me no matter what I do”

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Andrew: “Now we have a bidet”

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Andrew: “The sign maker’s son has no signs”

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Andrew: Tongue clicking

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Andrew: “Well, I think… the important thing is I think you’re capturing the spirit of this song”

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Andrew: “What is that in dog points?”

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Andrew: “Who is this other Andrew out there?”

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Andrew: “Wide-eyed and speechless”

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Andrew: “Yeah. I mean, I definitely have a kind of schlubby, beardo look that is not necessarily uncommon in Seattle”

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Andrew and Luke: “Let me finish (No!) my sentence!”

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Luke: “I don’t know what’s going on with me, emotionally”

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Luke: “I… love… watching shitty infomercials”

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Luke: “It’s like a kid asking their parent, like, ‘What’s a podcast?’ And then, the parent is saying… ‘Well… when two men love their opinions very much'”

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Luke: Laughing

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Luke: “Let’s just calm it down, Burbank”

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Luke: “New year… new teeth”

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Luke: Saying “A-that’s-a spicy meatball” in a faux Italian accent

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Luke: Singing “Give a little bit of heart and soul. Give a little bit of love to grow”

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Luke: “This right here, this is episode two-thousand, eight-hundred and fourteen in a collector’s series” [ed: Nope]

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Luke: “Vanessa Williams. Ooh, you’re so divine… just want to put your name in my rhyme. Do what’cha like”

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Luke and Andrew: Singing “He’s a brick… (Brick…) artist (artist)”

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Luke and Andrew: Singing “There are no… crows (Crows)”

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