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Audio Clips

Clips From TBTL #2807

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Andrew: “And, they also have spicy; and, spicy is… spicy!”

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Andrew: “Bold, if they have it”

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Andrew: “I love this guy; but, he’s got bad breath. I don’t know why!”

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Andrew: “Klosternik-schmosternik”

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Andrew: “You know, I eat a lot of cased meats; and, I’m certainly not snobby about it”

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Andrew and Luke: Andrew wants Luke to apologize to everyone, not just to the children

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Camaro Kev: Scatting

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Camaro Kev: “Why would you say that?”

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Luke: “Chelan-igins trip”

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Luke: “Dazzling deets of Diamond Dave. I know that’s a lotta Ds, dude”

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Luke: “Everybody be cool! This is a robbery!”

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Luke: “I love you, honey bunny!”

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Luke: “I’m no Juck Klosternik”

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Luke: “It’s like a record player of pizza”

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Luke: “Okay. I have a weird idea”

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Luke: Singing “Ah, yeah!!” in a high-pitched manner

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Luke and Camaro Kev: “Kids in the audience, I wanna apologize in advance of this… the, the key to this is the end has to be like an uncircumcised penis. That’s right!”

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Clips From TBTL #2806

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Andrew: “And, Ders is sitting in the chair. Ders!!”

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Andrew: “Good news, everybody!”

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Andrew: “It’s too soon! Don’t put the rookie out there!”

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Andrew: Laughing

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Andrew: Saying “There was a fire fight!” in a funny, drawn out manner

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Andrew: “That was the longest three seconds of my life… as I felt like I needed to commit to that line!”

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Camaro Kev: “No, no, no, no. It doesn’t work that way”

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Camaro Kev: “There’s one round left. Please don’t punch him in the nuts anymore”

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Luke: “And, I had to pee so bad. And, I peed. And, I love peeing outside… I peed and looked at a rainbow; and, I was… the, the, the… I was just the right amount of drunk… and, it was… a very good feeling”

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Luke: “Stop lording that over us, future travelers”

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Luke: “Thank you for having a heart of a champion… and, the… bank account of an employed person”

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Luke: “We were maniacs!”

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Luke and Andrew: “Carey Beth, if you have a thought… you wanna come on over here… and sit on Santa’s lap… Wow… you made that uninviting really quickly. You know what? Or, I can just get you a microphone… Alright. Alright. She’s fine”

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Luke and Andrew: “You got a little into your cups. Yeah!”

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Clips From TBTL #2805

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Andrew: “Bad imitation! Keep doing it until you get to Clinton!”

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Andrew: “Get outta here, 2016! Ah, fugget about ya, 2017!”

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Andrew: “Happy New Year, everybody!”

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Andrew: “I don’t know why”

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Andrew: “I was bouncing off of you!! I was bouncing off of you!”

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Andrew and Luke: Singing “More than a donor. More than a donor to me”

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Camaro Kev: Making a sound while thinking

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Camaro Kev: Singing “Tell me, doctor, where are we going this time”

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Camaro Kev and Andrew: Funny, drawn out “Ahhh!”

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Luke: “Ah, George!!”

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Luke: “Am I bullying ya? Don’t mean to bully ya”

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Luke: “I love you, johnnycakes”

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Luke: “Mr. Interpolation”

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Luke: “Oh my goodness gracious”

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Luke: “Oh-ho!”

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Luke: “Thanks, fan fic!”

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Luke: “We’ll edit that out”

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Luke and Andrew: “Oh, this is the bad place! Oh, this is the medium place?”

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Clips From TBTL #2804

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Andrew: “Hey, listen. Who are you talking to? I, I can always flap my gums”

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Andrew, Luke and Camaro Kev: “Almost New Year’s everybody… (Mmm-hmm) Yay! I can’t wait to party tonight”

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Camaro Kev: Singing “Do the Puyallup”

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Camaro Kev, Carey Burbank and Andrew: “Man! (Not that I remember) You just stole Luke’s childhood”

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Carey Burbank and Luke: “Hello, there… Hey, darling! Hey, we’re recording TBTL right now… Oh, hi”

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Luke: “All the money… that I have donked off on the dumbest of things”

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Luke: “Good. Well, I guess my memory is not so faulty”

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Luke: “I S you not!”

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Luke: “If I’m gonna just stereotype, you’re not a butt rock dude”

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Luke: “Like, if I can just stereotype real hard here”

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Luke: “Of course, it was The Mummy!!”

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Luke: Trying to sing “Do the Puyallup” from memory

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Luke: “When you’re here… you’re framily”

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Luke and Andrew: “I’m Christmasing out… (Yeah) hard! (Yeah)”

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Luke and Andrew: “That was a… bitchin’ party! That was a great party!”

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Luke, Carey Burbank and Andrew: “But, is that our, is that the best party we’ve had? I don’t remember that being a… good party… Why not? Why not?”

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Clips From TBTL #2803

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Andrew: “Bigger bird gets the sugar”

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Andrew: Excited “Uh-huh!”

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Andrew: “I mean, I don’t have children; and, so… maybe this is a terrible thing to say”

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Andrew: “It’s a terrible thing I can’t stop saying”

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Andrew: “Obviously, we’re human beings”

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Andrew: “Oh, please, sir. Can I have a petting?”

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Andrew: “Put it this way… it’s a terrible thing to say”

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Andrew: “You don’t have favorites. You don’t have favorites. We are a family”

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Andrew: “You’re a crazy-ass cat; and, you’re smelling my eye and you can kill me right now”

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Andrew and Genevieve Haas: “Felt like forever, Sweetie (Yeah)”

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Andrew and Luke: Andrew saying “Oh, please, sir. Can I have a petting?” and Luke asking for that to be pulled

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Andrew and Luke: “Boy… it’s amazing how we just kind of have this trust with these animals; cuz, if this cat went crazy right now, I would lose an eye… And, then, years later, the cat went crazy! (Oh, no!!)”

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Andrew, Genevieve Haas and Luke: “You didn’t even like him before you knew (No) he was a perv. My cat. The cat!?”

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Andrew, Luke and Genevieve Haas: “He’s… puffing himself up and making horrible noises from (Oh, wow) the… (Yeah) deepest depths of hell”

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Genevieve Haas: “Oh, no! Professor Bananas!?”

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Genevieve Haas and Luke: “You suggested that we kinda, like, celebrate by getting another cat… Then, we went through the… (Always think another cat’s gonna fix the relationship?) Exactly”

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Luke: “I feel like I can just… I can, sort of… place this question down on the table; and, then, just slowly back away”

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Luke: “The cat… fucking loves the dog!”

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Luke and Andrew: “This is a lot better than I expected. Uh-huh!”

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Luke and Andrew: “Which is your favorite… cat? I don’t know, Genevieve… Do you have a favorite cat?”

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Clips From TBTL #2802

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Andrew: “And, I look like a total… frumpster”

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Andrew: “Athens, Ohio!? Ohio University”

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Andrew: “But, it kind of floored me to hear you say that”

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Andrew: “Here’s what I will say though; and, Genevieve is going to… disagree with this”

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Andrew: “Like a Coug in a Husky den”

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Andrew: “People for the Ethical Treatment of Fashion”

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Andrew: “What is that song from? I recognize it… It’s from, like, a TV show. Oh, that’s the A-Team theme, right?”

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Andrew and Genevieve Haas: “Do you remember how this story ends, Genevieve? Does it end with a lizard man? It ends with a lizard man!”

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Genevieve Haas: “But, man. I looked… crazy”

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Genevieve Haas: “Don’t encourage that”

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Genevieve Haas, Luke and Andrew: “Yeah. Triumph of editing over content? Yes. Very well put… And, (Genevieve) it embraces the jank. It embraces the jankiness”

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Luke, Genevieve Haas and Andrew: “Too many fucks is a bad thing; (Right) and, zero fucks is a bad thing. (Also bad) The right amount of fucks. Oh, oh, that’s the show title! There we go. Perfect”

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