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Clips From TBTL #2801

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Andrew: Drawn out “Really!”

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Andrew: “I realize I do talk about this shit too much”

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Andrew: “I think it was a flute-a-phone”

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Andrew: “Oh, yeah!”

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Andrew: “That is a no-no!”

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Andrew: “There’s nothing I can’t work my sponge wand into”

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Andrew: “This is… gonna speak a lot to my life”

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Andrew: “What!?”

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Andrew and Genevieve Haas: Andrew is a monogamist when it comes to cleaning products

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Andrew and Luke: “Hey, there. I spoke before you introduced me. That is a no-no! Usually, you smack my hand over that! (It’s one of my least favorite things)”

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Andrew and Luke: “There’s nothing I can’t work my sponge wand into. Mmm, really? This is how you celebrate the day after Christmas; the day after our Lord’s birth in a manger”

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Andrew, Luke and Genevieve Haas: “Did you stay in the bareback room? Yeah (Gross!)”

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Genevieve Haas and Andrew: “Did you talk to the Windex about opening up your relationship? (Yeah, I did… I…) Windex doesn’t know”

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Genevieve Haas and Andrew: “I knew you were gonna find a way to use this to (I’m not!) plug your projects… (Come on! You know what?)”

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Genevieve Haas and Luke: “Yeah, you may want to think about your return on that investment. Yeah, ROI not good”

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Luke: Drawn out “Flute-a-ma-phone”

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Luke: “I said Oregone [ph] wrong just so our, our listeners on the east coast would feel less shamed about how badly they’ve said… ‘Oregon'”

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Luke: “Let’s lick those tins. Gross. I’m sorry”

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Luke: Making a funny sound

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Luke: “Mom! It’s only ten dollars”

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Luke: “That’s a hot take”

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Luke and Andrew: “How did this… version of this song get so ominous? I know! It’s like beautiful… and… something bad is about to happen. Oh, I know what it is, a Wednesday edition of TBTL!”

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Luke and Andrew: “Well, we’ve seen the last of this son of a bitch (Yeah)”

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Luke, Andrew and Genevieve Haas: “Genevieve, could you come spill some spaghetti sauce (Yeah!) on this, please? Done and done! I don’t have to ask. Yeah”

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Clips From TBTL #2800

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Andrew: “And, mine is weird as hell”

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Andrew: “I’m sorry. I did not practice driving this bus”

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Andrew: Laughing

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Andrew: “Oh, yeah. We’re just together forever now”

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Andrew: Saying “Woof” in an exaggerated manner

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Andrew: “You are gonna hate me for this”

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Andrew and Genevieve Haas: “If I could sleep with my Doc Martens on, I would… (Yeah) I had some weird foot problems, too, after that. I’m not even joking. Like, don’t sleep with your boots on… people”

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Andrew and Genevieve Haas: “We should save it for the smell show. But, I live in fear of have… Save it for the smell show… Are we doing show titles?”

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Andrew, Genevieve Haas and Luke: “I wanna see what’s happening on the edges! (Yeah. Yes) You don’t cut that shit off!”

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Andrew, Luke and Genevieve Haas: “Hey, by the way, today’s Christmas! Merry Christmas, everybody! (Merry Christmas!)”

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Genevieve Haas: “I’m… more, I’m, I’m closer to the Luke end of the spectrum”

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Luke: “And, I… couldn’t give less of a shit about other people”

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Luke: “Dad, are you proud of me yet? Are you proud of me?”

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Luke: “Easy, George Martin!”

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Luke: “I don’t know why; cuz, I got problems”

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Luke: “Oh, yeah! Listen to that… jazz man sing”

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Luke: “What!!?”

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Luke: “Woof”

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Luke: “You already know”

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Luke and Genevieve Haas: “We call it, ‘The Gift of the Tragi’. Yes”

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???: Snorting

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Clips From TBTL #2799

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Andrew: “Hello. Welcome to the studio, Luke. I love having you in my lair”

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Andrew: “I don’t know. I’m just making this up”

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Andrew: “I love using the word, ‘slurry'”

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Andrew: “My question for you guys; and, this is a serious question that is gonna come off… as very ignorant”

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Genevieve Haas: “So, please, don’t look at me”

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Genevieve Haas: “Uh-oh. We’re about to be overrun by Nazis”

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Genevieve Haas and Andrew: “I don’t know. I never wrote for ’30 Rock’… You didn’t! (I didn’t) Why are you here!?”

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Luke: Gruff “Yes!!!”

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Luke: “Here we go! It’s happening”

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Luke: “I’ve written one down. I don’t love it… but, you go into podcasting with the… favorite vacation… you can remember”

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Luke: Quickly saying a string of “Whoa”s

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Luke and Andrew: “I mean, that really… really frosts my beater… No, that was a terrible choice of words (Wow)”

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Clips From TBTL #2798

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Andrew: “A Wizard is only as good as his word”

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Andrew: “Ahh, shoot!”

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Andrew: “He’s a single threat!”

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Andrew: “I don’t often make you choose between me and Chris; but, in this case, I would really like you to choose me”

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Andrew: “I said I love it!!”

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Andrew: “I, I’m opening up myself to the mall and to the universe… What ya got for me?”

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Andrew: Possible Andrew relationship book title “Relationships on the Rocks”

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Andrew: “So, I think I am insanely… I think I am insanely lazy”

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Andrew and Luke: Getting mentioned for being the helpline for Andrew’s phone questions and Luke’s Audi problems

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Andrew and Luke: “These used to be shells… I mean, full shells… And, then, (Oh, God) we’re just… frolicking around, throwing our… Nerf footballs, and our… our… frisbees… on the stuff that used to be full… shells”

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Luke: “Boy, this… this is a weird system”

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Luke: “Brrrp!”

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Luke: “Don’t… don’t cry for me, Argentina”

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Luke: “Good job… Luke Burbank, environmentalist”

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Luke: “Have you forgotten about your… 9:30 number two, Luke? Brrrp!”

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Luke: “I can’t believe I’m admitting to this. Oh, God! I knew this story was gonna take too long. This was not even part of what I was gonna talk about; but… you’ll find it interesting. And, that’s what counts”

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Luke: “Sanctuary!!”

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Luke: Saying “I wanna be in a car by myself” in a selfish manner

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Luke: “So, anyway. I’ll tell you about my no good, horrible, very bad… Thursday”

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Luke: “Space Car is toast”

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Luke: “To err is human. To really screw things up, you need a computer”

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Luke: “We’re too close!”

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Luke and Andrew: “Don’t go into that airport; because, that… that’s the Sarlacc… You will be (Yes!) digested over a thousand years. Keep going… (Yes) Follow the drinking gourd… Feel for the moss on the south side of the tree and you’ll make it to Portland”

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Luke and Andrew: “I’m already so mad at myself, Andrew, that I went into the Sarlacc. I’m like, ‘Why?’ (Mmm-hmm)”

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Luke and Andrew: “This is why I needed to change flights!! (Mmm-hmm)”

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Luke and Andrew: “You know, how on this show, I’m constantly trying to turn people on to other podcasts. Well, it’s been successful with my wife. Oh… thanks. Great”

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Clips From TBTL #2797

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Andrew: “Good morning, Luke. I can see your face”

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Andrew: “I gotta say, guys, this is just great for me; cuz, it’s good to know there’s life after drinking”

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Andrew: “Well, I’m a germ guy; now, I’m just starting to think about how dirty those punch pads probably are”

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Andy Haynes: “Boy, you have [bleeped] hands”

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Andy Haynes: “I, I think social media is a cancer. So, I’m gonna get off and move out to the woods. You’ll see me at the co-op though”

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Andy Haynes: “I’m gonna say a, a, a potty word”

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Andy Haynes: “We live in a real stupid world now”

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Luke: “I will tell you that eating… nothing, almost nothing but vegetables is really doing a number on my gas”

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Luke: “I’ve been going ham on my parents… and, I’ve been being critical AF… towards them”

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Luke: “If you put on the blacklight glasses… of… information. Wow. I’m getting deep here”

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Luke: “In my mind, composing, like, angry tweet at her… and then, I remembered, number one: don’t be Andrew”

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Luke: Making a funny sound

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Luke: “This is not… profane, but it’s just gross”

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Clips From TBTL #2796

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Andrew: “America’s Stars Got Dancing”

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Andrew: “And, he has demons in his head; and he’s–That’s my medical diagnosis”

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Andrew: “And, this gets into some things that I don’t even know how to articulate; so… this will be new ground for the show”

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Andrew: “Anyway. I’m not a scientist”

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Andrew: “Don’t should on yourself… Luke”

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Andrew: “Effin’ effer!”

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Andrew: “Here is my hot take on a story that I haven’t read… So, that’s my patented move”

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Andrew: “I know what Future Andrew did”

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Andrew: Saying “Looks like somebody’s wife is outta town” in a sing-songy manner

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Andrew: “Turtle-Squirrel”

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Luke: “Dance… Dance… Litigation?”

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Luke: “Hey, I dunno. We do the show five days a week, people… So, we gotta talk about something and that’s the something we might talk about today”

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Luke: “I know him!!!”

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Luke: “So… it.. it was particularly… bummerific for me”

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Luke: “Thank you, babies… we really appreciate your donations”

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Luke: “What!!?”

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Luke and Andrew: “Have you fucked with that? No. Sorry”

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