Category: Audio Clips

Andrew: Bags of jerky are like bags of farts

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Andrew: “Don’t encourage me”

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Andrew: “Genevieve… are you Blair?”

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Andrew: “I love Boomers! I love Boomers! I love you”

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Andrew: “I vaped one Landjäger, that’s all I had”

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Andrew: “I, I will be here; and, I am here”

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Andrew: “It was more like three flarps”

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Andrew: Laughing

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Andrew: Laughing #2

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Andrew: “Let’s just go out there and try to make each other laugh”

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Andrew: “Move!?”

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Andrew: “Oh my God! I forgot this is the first time we’ve ever met… That’s on me”

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Andrew: “Oh, no! That sounds great!”

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Andrew: “So, I think we’ve solved Blair’s problem. Sean, did you want a bite of this apple?”

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Andrew: “That scared me”

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Andrew: “The high point will be in ab… No, it would be rude to say that. Never mind. Sorry, I’m really tired”

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Andrew: “Who wants to shotgun a Black Ice Monster energy drink in the back of a van?”

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Andrew: “Yeah, sometimes you’re drunk and you send really stupid tweets”

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Andrew: “You guys are just bullying me now”

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Andrew and Jen: “You spent five minutes on a tweet of mine!? I did. Thank you so much!”

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Andrew and Luke: “Are you unplugged? I think you’re unplugged now. Hold on”

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Andrew and Luke: “I have a guess… but, I don’t know for sure (Don’t guess. It’s a trap!)”

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Andrew and Luke: “That is so messy! Also… Who’s cleaning up all the milk!?”

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Andrew and Luke: “Well, what is the official time? I don’t have any clocks up here that work”

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Andrew, Luke, Jen and Sean: Andrew denies eating a Landjäger and no one believes him

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Andrew, Sean and Luke: “The low point was the announcement of how many clocks you have. He said clocks, clocks… Clocks (By the way… freakin’ surrounded by them…) Surrounded by clocks (Yep)”

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Luke: “By the way, welcome to my world. It’s not pretty”

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Luke: Clearing his throat multiple times

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Luke: Doot-dooing “Jock Jams”

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Luke: “DTFB… really, really surprised me, and, and, maybe you, Andrew. Because, I thought he was gonna ride along for, like… two or three segments of this twenty-four hour marathon… And… he just… he, we couldn’t get him out of the van! That’s the true story”

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Luke: “Enjoy the goth DJ!”

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Luke: “How did it go to Lover Town?”

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Luke: “I am… sober as a Mormon who canceled TBTL”

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Luke: “I smelt it; and, I knew you dealt it”

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Luke: “I want you to know that handshake was… consensual and agreed upon… before the show”

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Luke: “I’m just trying to get you two fighting again… Mission accomplished!”

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Luke: “If you say one more word about MeUndies”

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Luke: “Leave!!”

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Luke: “Let’s work out something else on stage. Let’s do a little round of Defend Yourself… Alright. Yeah, defend yourself from the… volume of that sound effect”

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Luke: “My empire is crumbling!”

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Luke: Saying “But then, Bill Clinton said, ‘You speak up. You’re very beautiful'” as Bill Clinton

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Luke: “So far, I give this night three flarps up… which… means something to the four people who heard us… on that part of the twenty-four hour marathon”

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Luke: “That’s plenty. That’s, that’s… let’s not get carried away, everybody”

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Luke: “Wait a second… this is bad”

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Luke: “Well, alright everybody! It’s now or never! Welcome… to the… TBTL 10th… Vaniversary… special show, from the Re-bar in Seattle”

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Luke: “What!!?”

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Luke: “What!? Who’s fired now? Us still? Okay, cool. Sorry, we’ll move!”

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Luke: “Who’s the Milhouse in this story?”

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Luke and Andrew: “I guess what I won’t do is listen to that song by Meatloaf (I know)”

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Luke and Andrew: “Some of that was because Andrew had started eating a Landjäger… and, it was… as advertised… very, very pungent. Yeah”

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Luke and Andrew: “What a Burb wants, what a Burbs needs. (Yeah. Yeah) Whatever keeps a Burb podcasting for twenty-four hours”

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Luke, Jen and Andrew: “And, also, with me doing the Running Man in my underwear, through the… I was gonna say, so much underwear… Yet, somehow, not enough”

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Andrew: “I could play some of that for you now. If you guys feel like you’d rather just keep talking, I can send it to you privately in an e-mail. We can all just cry at our computers later”

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Andrew: “I don’t like quoting people… at least, when they’re right in front of me, so they can correct me”

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Andrew: “I don’t think you said, ‘I fake it ’til I make it’; cuz, I can’t imagine those words coming out of your mouth”

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Andrew: “I don’t want to create any bad blood; so… answer however you… want. But, like, what was the vibe in the rest of the station once you guys were established for a little bit”

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Andrew: “No, I wanna see tears. I don’t wanna see sleep!”

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Andrew: “Oh, this is kinda weird and cool”

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Andrew: Saying “What does it sound like when I do this?” while futzing with the audio

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Andrew: “Stop the show!!”

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Andrew: “They’re lying”

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Andrew: “Usually this show is funny. Now, I’m just fucking drilling down on 3-D movie… But, what kind… Is it 800X or 400X? I need to know!”

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Andrew: “Well, I would say, based on my… in-fucking-depth interview on 3-D movies with… Camaro Kev today. I’ll tell you, it’s not the same thing as when you have to drive a conversation when daddy’s gone”

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Andrew and Luke: “I think she says ‘TBTL used to calm me down when I was three’. Yeah, but now that she’s four, it’s a different world! Girl, dun-dun-dun-dun, you’ll be a woman, soon”

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Andrew and Luke: “What’s the symbology there? Great question”

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Andrew and Luke: “You’re gonna think I’m crazy for saying this. Okay… I think we can go another twenty-four… I, I think… there will be a point where we will de-materialize and re-materialize into good radio hosts. And, it’s just, you have to push your body to it’s absolute breaking point; and, I think we’re getting kind of close”

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Jen: “Friends don’t ask friends to do math”

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Jen: “I appreciate you… putting me in that… company, by the way. Blessings”

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Jen: “I have a playlist… for sexy times”

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Jen: “Nope! Nope, nope, nope”

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Jen: Rapping “Trouble… comes at the worst time. It poked and fails, is that by design?”

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Jen: “We’re gettin’… really hot now. Oh, yeah”

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Jen: “You know what, Jason? You’re ruining this sexy song!”

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Jen and Andrew: “Don’t you listen to the show? I’m outraged! (Yeah)”

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Jen, Luke and Andrew: “Because, a little spooning actually does help you sleep better, and smarter, and… be more refreshed in the morning. Uh… I… Stop the show!!”

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Jen, Luke and Andrew: “But, that’s why you have a light! Turn the light out! I can’t see it. I have no idea that it’s going on. And, if, if he, for some, if the lights came on… That is generally how Carey describes sex with me, by the way… (Everybody get a CPAP in the dark) She’s like, ‘I can’t see it. I don’t know what’s going on… but, it’s working. So, that’s good'”

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Jen, Sean and Andrew: “This is not sustainable as one person; and, it’s not what this show’s about. This show is about… family, and love, and friendship, and all that. And, you can’t… you know, sustain that for long, just with… a microphone. Unless you’re a schizophrenic, then you can probably do that for at least a week. Good power out. Great way to end this, Seanie… with a jab at the mentally ill”

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Luke: “A theater… of the mind, right now; and, a battle of wills”

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Luke: “And… across the street from… where there was once a shabby Mexican restaurant; that, we tried, single-handedly, as a show, to keep in business… Never… one hookup, by the way… Not… one Don Fernando!”

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Luke: “David from the Backseat”

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Luke: “‘Don’t bore us, let’s get to the chorus’… as Jon Bon Jovi once said”

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Luke: “God! The analogies become more grandiose!”

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Luke: “I also think I’ve been married for… between three and nine years… So, not a real numbers guy”

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Luke: “Look who got the last laugh… I’m in this van, about to collapse from exhaustion; and, you’re probably somewhere on a beach, enjoying your retirement”

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Luke: “Now, forty-one year old boring me might be, ‘Well, programmatically… maybe we should be more consistent'”

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Luke: “Ours was called ‘Hidden Talents’… talent was very hidden… it remains so”

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Luke: “Remember something… she sells CPAPs down by the sea shore… and, she be relied upon”

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Luke: Singing “Girl, dun-dun-dun-dun, you’ll be a woman, soon”

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Luke: Singing “You’ve got small face… Sea galley!”

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Luke: “So, get… it… while… it’s… hot!”

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Luke: “This is why I get paid the big bucks”

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Luke: “Well, la-ti-da!”

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Luke and Andrew: “Hey, look. Everything’s coming up Milhouse. I had the volume down, Andrew. You didn’t hear your little ting you don’t like (Oh, yeah) at the top of that sound effect”

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Luke and Jen: “Again, sorry… HIPAA… HIPAA warning! Uh-huh”

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Luke and Jen: “That was like water in the (Yes) desert (Yes)”

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Luke, Andrew and Sean: “Your computer is, is so large. I mean, (It is. I’m sorry) it really… No, no, that’s okay; but… I didn’t even realize, like… (Shocking) where my computer stopped and where yours started”

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Sean: “But, yeah, that’s still part, that’s, that’s… talent is still in my quiver”

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Sean: “I don’t know much about CPAPs. I don’t know if you know this about me; but, I know very little about CPAPs”

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Sean: “That’s, that’s inappropriate”

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Sean, Luke and Andrew: “Make sure to not cross the streams. Yeah, no. (No, don’t cross the streams) Good. Oh, you found something better than the schizophrenic joke… Very good stuff”

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