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Clips From TBTL #2553: Andrew Walsh Edition

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Andrew: “A squirt of brain juice”

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Andrew: “Be a big boy”

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Andrew: “Can you gimme just a little, just a little taste of that flavor?”

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Andrew: “Cuz, I’ve read about this before; but, I… I can’t remember what I read… Which, really raises the question: why do I read things?”

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Andrew: “God! You should just fire me for a day for not going there first… in this TBTL land”

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Andrew: Having a good laugh

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Andrew: “Hello, my dude”

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Andrew: “Huh… Huh!”

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Andrew: “I don’t care what you do”

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Andrew: “I got ‘Sucked Out’ right here”

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Andrew: “I just pulled… her out there at the end”

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Andrew: “I sleep the shit out of that weekend”

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Andrew: “I would apply the other side of copyright law to this. I like pretending like I have any idea how the law works”

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Andrew: “I’m gonna give you way too big of a hint here”

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Andrew: “If you don’t like the opening of M*A*S*H… stay away from Donny Darko, Burbank”

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Andrew: “Is there a name for the part of the race where your nipples start bleeding?”

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Andrew: Laughing

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Andrew: Laughing and saying “I think it was”

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Andrew: “Let’s call it boner humor”

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Andrew: “Not that I am the prudiest prude in the world”

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Andrew: “Oh, God… Regrets? I have a few”

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Andrew: “Oh, what was his name?”

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Andrew: “Richard Kind. Oh, right! How can I never remember his name!?”

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Andrew: Saying “How we gonna fill twenty-four hours… a content?” in a funny manner

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Andrew: Saying “It’s not alright… innit?” in a Cockney accent

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Andrew: Singing “This could be the last time”

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Andrew: “Sorry… Sorry. Sorry. Sorry”

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Andrew: “That’s what blows my mind”

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Andrew: “This will just be a chance for everybody to make fun of me”

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Andrew: “You know what I’m expecting is the unexpected, Luke”

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Andrew: “You’re the guy from the pizza shop!!! How’s it going?”

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Andrew and Luke: “I love the fact that we have juries who are ruling on vibes. Do we… do you… just when you say that out loud, it’s like, you think about the criminal justice system in this country”

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Andrew and Luke: “I wasn’t really paying attention to what you guys were doing on the radio… I wasn’t either”

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Clips From TBTL #2552

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Andrew: “And, also, and this has nothing to do… with my snowflakiness or allegations against Franco; which, I don’t know anything about… literally, as… I just demonstrated”

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Andrew: “But, at the end of the day… like… that movie just ended up being like literally one big dick joke. Sort of, I dunno if you ever saw that movie… but… spoiler alert: it just ends on a giant, monster dick joke”

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Andrew: “Cuz, I used to be, used to be totally… per-cheese-a non grata… in my life! Hey-oh!”

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Andrew: “Do you see me now, Elaine!?”

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Andrew: “From my perspective, as Andrew Walsh, the idea of being a Tommy Wiseau-like character is… horrifying to me”

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Andrew: “Hey, can I ask you another question, while we’re just gazing at these here navels?”

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Andrew: “I know this is a weird show”

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Andrew: “I’m winging it here, people; and, I know people are gonna get angry”

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Andrew: Intentionally mispronouncing “Hors d’oeuvres”

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Andrew: “Is it his fault? It’s not his fault! He wasn’t doing it!”

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Andrew: “It sounds so twee!”

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Andrew: “It was so… goddamn cool, man”

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Andrew: “It… drives… me… crazy!”

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Andrew: “It’s almost cheese time!”

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Andrew: Laughing

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Andrew: “Maybe I’m classist as fuck; like, I don’t know”

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Andrew: “My brain just relaxed… When my brain relaxes, I open up Twitter”

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Andrew: “Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. He’s all over the place. Yeah”

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Andrew: “Oof. Ouch”

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Andrew: “People are gonna hate… people already hate me; but… people are gonna hate me for saying this”

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Andrew: “Please don’t fuck this up for me”

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Andrew: Saying “Freaks and Geeks” in a funny manner

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Andrew: Saying “Oh hi, James” as Tommy Wiseau

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Andrew: Snorting

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Andrew: Snorting #2

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Andrew: “Wow!”

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Andrew: “Wow! Wow! Wow!”

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Andrew: “You’re gonna wanna sit down for this”

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Andrew and Luke: “It’s almost cheese time! Countdown to Cheesetown!”

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Andrew and Luke: “See… I look for audio too, Luke… Oh, okay. Yeah… We’re all working here”

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Andrew and Luke: “That’s like the… the Holy Grail… of Christendom, isn’t it? No, I guess (Oh, yeah) the Holy Grail of Christendom is the Holy Grail… but… I hear it now. Okay, I hear it”

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Luke: “Along with bread cheese, I have some other passions… including… how I keep myself jogging”

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Luke: “Countdown to Cheesetown!”

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Luke: “I am gonna tell you about the miracle of bread cheese”

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Luke: “I will chant in my brain… ‘Hard hat, lunch pail. Hard hat, lunch pail’ as I’m running… rhythmically to keep myself moving”

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Luke: “I’ll remind listeners, I’m a forty-one year old man and father of one… Who… pretends he’s in a basketball game that’s he watching on the treadmill”

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Luke: “If… If DFTB… took… RFTP… Everyone’s just gonna have… weird acronym codes on the show”

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Luke: Laughing

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Luke: “Oh, hi there, everybody!”

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Luke: “Per-cheese-a non grated?”

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Luke: Singing a portion of the M*A*S*H theme

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Luke: “So that’s… the inside of my mind”

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Luke: “Tweetus Interruptus”

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Luke: “You know… when you realize your parents are becoming old people… it’s an interesting experience”

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Luke and Andrew: “Cheese stories are the new hot dog stories. by the way, in 2018, Andrew… Oh, no! I’m being pushed out already!”

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Luke and Andrew: “First of all, I often pee sitting down; which, is… very macho thing of me. (Mmm-hmm) That’s how lazy I am”

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Luke and Andrew: “He ground you down? He ground me down”

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Luke and Andrew: “It’s not necessarily a number two situation. (I see) It’s just, get up in the morning… walk in to the bathroom… sit down… relieve myself… and then, just start like… What do you call it… playing with my boop-bloop? [sic] Well, in this context, you wanna be real careful about using that phrase”

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Luke and Andrew: “Sometimes, you want it by COB. Yes, I do; or, ASAP. Oh, God… I want that ASAP”

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Clips From TBTL #2551

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Andrew: “All of them said though… ‘Please stop fucking e-mailing me'”

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Andrew: “And, that was your review of the movie”

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Andrew: “By the way… not to be rude”

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Andrew: “Couple quickies here”

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Andrew: “Gotcha”

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Andrew: “I can’t remember what I was saying before”

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Andrew: “I dunno… I, I don’t wanna stop following Walter Burbank”

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Andrew: “I won’t even get into the taco stand story”

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Andrew: “I’m for realsy”

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Andrew: “Just Mr. Pibb… on my jeans”

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Andrew: Laughing

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Andrew: Laughing #2

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Andrew: “Of course, it does”

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Andrew: Quietly saying “You know it, baby”

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Andrew: Saying “I’m so random” in a funny manner

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Andrew: “Somehow, I’ve just been… thirsting for some Dolly”

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Andrew: “Still got it!!”

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Andrew: “There are two types of people in this world… and you ain’t one of them”

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Andrew: “This movie, Luke… and, again, I’m not saying this just to be random, it… fascinated me!”

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Andrew: Tongue Clicking

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Andrew: “We have a friend in the coffee business”

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Andrew: “Where have all of our singing politicians gone?”

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Andrew: “Who the hell mixed this!?”

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Andrew: “Yeah, he was scary; but, at least he was professionally scary… I guess”

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Andrew and Luke: “I thought you might find this interesting as… a fellow who’s kinda… How should I put this? Working the refs. I’m real… I was gonna say, I’m really interested to hear what comes next”

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Andrew and Luke: “Like… Cartridge World is just… well, it’s printing its own money, Luke! Oh, man!”

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Luke: “And, when I said at the end of yesterday’s show, if you didn’t make it all three hours… I’m not surprised”

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Luke: “Get a life, HP!”

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Luke: “God bless you… God bless you, anonymous helpline lady from GoDaddy.com”

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Luke: “Hey, Ru-dog, you ready? You don’t look ready”

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Luke: “I can get down with the horn, daddy-o!”

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Luke: “I don’t need cyan in my life”

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Luke: “I was just gonna say!!”

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Luke: “I’m Crazy Gideon!”

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Luke: “I’m not even kidding you!”

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Luke: “Not me!”

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Luke: “So, I just sat there… with… soda… filling the cracks of my… heart… and crotchal region”

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Luke: “This guy… the longest running… co-bro… of the show… He’s known in these parts as, ‘Vitamin A'”

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Luke: “Where did all of our singing politician go?”

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Luke: “You know it, baby!”

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Luke: “You will not be able to use this printer unless… you go buy more of our sweet, sweet print juice”

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Luke and Andrew: “Alright, my friend… we got any e-mails… or v-mails that you want to get to quickly? We do have e-mails, we do have v-mails; but, don’t rush me… I’m just joking. Okay!”

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Luke and Andrew: “And blue, that’s the warmest color, right? I think so. It’s the color of chocolate”

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Luke and Andrew: “God, YouTube is just a wonderful thing, isn’t it (Mmm-hmm)”

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Luke and Andrew: Luke thinks the smell of peeing one’s pants is due to the smell of wet jeans

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Luke and Andrew: “Relax on the fader, bro! Holy crap!”

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Clips From TBTL #2550: No Point Conversion Edition

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Andrew: “Because, what fucking c–Sorry about my language”

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Andrew: Snorting #2

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Andrew: “The, the, the ground was fertile”

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Andrew: “We have basement correspondent, David from the Basement, joining us”

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Andrew, David Burbank and Luke: DFTB, also known as David from the Bus

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David Burbank: “Aw, shit. You’re blowing up my spot!”

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David Burbank: “Ehhh”

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David Burbank: “Fuck the 12s”

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David Burbank: “Imagine how fucking dominant the Jaguars would be, right now, if they had Russell Wilson instead of Blake Bortles”

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David Burbank: “Look, I know basements”

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David Burbank: “Rah-rah”

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David Burbank: “You need to show emotion, you need to show your authority, you need to show the reason why you’re a fucking head coach”

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David Burbank and Luke: “Are you talking about McDowell? Yes… dingus”

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Luke: “And now, and I’ll slowly back away from the microphone and pet the cat”

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Luke: “As long as I don’t… get… rootin’-tootin’ drunk on Thursday night; which, would be a horrible idea”

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Luke: “Change your offensive line, change your world”

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Luke: “Did you guys know that Andrew uses a battery? That, Andrew’s actually battery-powered?”

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Luke: “Drop the elf on the shelf”

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Luke: “Even Rudy knows that that was a terrible idea for me to… accidentally, accidentally play… the… NFC Championship version of this song”

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Luke: “I rule with an iron whim”

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Luke: “It sucks when you have a bunch of hop-ons”

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Luke: “Legit jealous”

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Luke: “Let’s go to Rolo Tony Brown Town for… just a quick minute”

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Luke: “Like… they just need some big, they just need some big, derpy Brock Huard back there”

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Luke: Making a mouth and lip sound

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Luke: “Of course, the Seahawks loss was immaterial”

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Luke: “Oh, the irony”

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Luke: “Or, is this a fluky thing”

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Luke: “So, that’s a little handholdy”

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Luke: “We’re just getting… pwned at every turn by elderly kickers”

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Luke: “What say you, Walsh?”

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Luke: “Yeah, that’s a scorch take”

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Luke: “You 12, bro?”

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Luke: “You know, herky-jerkyin’, back-slappin'”

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Luke: “You… are… handsome. You understand… draft… position”

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Luke and Andrew: “How, how are, how are you… Andrew… with 0 and 16? I’m… remarkably sanguine”

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Luke and David Burbank: Belichicken and Belichickian

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Luke and David Burbank: “How about Eli Manning? I mean, I’ve already said… a derp face. (Yeah, why not?) Like, he’s King of Derpville”

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Luke and David Burbank: “I don’t have any printer ink… I’m out of printer ink in this printer. Still? Probably from DFTB printing out too many résumés. Whatever. It’s fine. Hit him up… He needs work.”

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Luke and David Burbank: “I was raging for three (I was… I was just retweeting)”

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Luke and David Burbank: “We’re… getting dangerously close to three hours. Should we just talk about the Mariners for a minute? (Goddamnit)”

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Luke, Andrew and David Burbank: “I downloaded a brown app earlier today… (Ohh) Still wanna stay out of the bathroom. (Hey-oh) That’s gross. That is gross”

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Luke, Andrew and David Burbank: “The challenge for me is, I have to host an event in Portland on Thursday night. (Ooh) Why, why do you do this to yourself? Yeah, what the hell?”

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Luke, Andrew and David Burbank: “There’s something about the soul of a head coach. I knew we were getting there! There’s something about the soul of a Carroll. There’s… something about the soul of flame they can’t melt the steel”

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Clips From TBTL #2550: Luke Burbank Edition

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Luke: “And, by the way, this is… definitely a good way to start the tenth anniversary show… And, I’m not being sarcastic; because, this is the kind of crap that we’ve been doing for ten years. So… why stop now?”

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Luke: “And, I made this whole dang hullabaloo”

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Luke: “DFTB is always ready”

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Luke: “Hey… well… no one’s sitting there. I’ll take it”

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Luke: “How did this just turn into Air Talk? Who cares”

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Luke: “I was laughing… my… ass off today”

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Luke: “I, I don’t think I want this bus to ever stop”

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Luke: “I’m just gonna do this; cuz, whatever”

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Luke: “I’m not saying that to like… polish our own apple”

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Luke: “I’m with you, like… reading Twitter every morning on my phone, as I’m… having my morning constitutional. Which, is code for number two”

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Luke: “Just say, ‘Jalapeño’… in your own head there, somewhere”

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Luke: “Legit LOLing”

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Luke: “Oh, boy. January 8th is going to… that’s gonna roar in like a lion… okay?”

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Luke: “Our friend, the musical Stu-bot”

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Luke: “Please don’t take away my little thing that I’m, like… that I treasure”

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Luke: Saying “Turn down for Walsh!” and singing a funny tune

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Luke: “Talk to me when you’re Gold 75K, bruh”

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Luke: “Ten years, Rudy… You ready to do this?”

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Luke: “That is… gravy, man!”

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Luke: “The year… was 2008… Borderline was number one on the charts”

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Luke: “Turn down for Walsh!”

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Luke: “What!!?”

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Luke and Andrew: “Although, I kind of like saying ‘DTFB’… Down to From Basement! Down to From Basement. Hey, yo. Are you DTFB? Are you from Down to From Basement? It makes me feel uncomfortable”

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Luke and Andrew: “I just realized I was… turning down the Doog; and, I was like, ‘Why is this not working?’ Cuz, I was turning down the Walsh. Oh… don’t ever turn down the Vitamin A, my friend. Never turn down the Vitamin A”

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Luke and Andrew: “If I have to take a chubby, I’m willing to suck it up? Yeah, that sounds about right”

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Luke and Jen: “Hello Jennifer. Am I on TBTL is Call Makers?”

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Clips From TBTL #2550: Andrew Walsh Edition

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Andrew: “And, if it means taking a couple of chubbies… I’ll do that for you, buddy”

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Andrew: “Do it!”

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Andrew: “Fine. You win, Barry”

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Andrew: “Genevieve and I just had that conversation on vacation!”

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Andrew: “I just wanted to do fun things the way Luke and Jen used to do! Why do I have to cover politics, and stuff like that? I just wanna do, like, have fun like TBTL!”

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Andrew: “I know I’ve said it before; but, I think the lesson to everybody out there is, if you really enjoy a podcast and you wanna be a part of it… just move to the city… where the podcast is being produced, and stalk the hosts… until they invite you to be a co-host”

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Andrew: “I was thinking while I was doing this”

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Andrew: “I will say, though, I’m not a doctor”

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Andrew: “I’m not willing to take that gamble”

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Andrew: “It makes me feel uncomfortable”

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Andrew: Laughing

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Andrew: Laughing #2

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Andrew: “Shout out to them homies”

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Andrew: Snorting

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Andrew: “This rocketship runs on love”

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Andrew: “When you were playing the Doogie”

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Andrew: “Where do we even begin today?”

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Andrew and Jen: “We gotta be up for twenty-four hours; and, you know, (Yeah) alcohol tends to… to put you to beddy-bye”

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Andrew and Luke: “And, he is gonna set it up so that we can… take… live calls… on the air. What!!? Yes”

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Andrew and Luke: “Have you considered that the shaking was caused by a lack of Vitamin A? You just hadn’t… you hadn’t had enough Andrew in your life? Oh, that’s what Vitamin A is now!? Yeah, no. I’m Vitamin, I’m Vitamin A.”

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Andrew and Luke: “Is it continental United States? Contiguous United (Yes) States? What’s the word? (Contiguous) Contiguous United States. Real United States… Peace and love, Hawaiian listeners. Peace and love.”

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Andrew and Luke: “Well, it’s been nice for me; because, I’ve been dragging your ass through Twitter, and you haven’t been able to see (Oh, good) any of the mentions. So, that’s good too”

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Andrew and Luke: “Where do we even begin? Where do we even begin today’s show, Luke? I dunno man”

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