Category: Audio Clips

Andrew: Drawn out “We’re pretty hungover”

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Andrew: “I regret… something that–Look at Phyllis’s face!”

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Andrew: “I tried to get my VCR pregnant once”

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Andrew: “Oh, so much to regret”

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Andrew: Singing “I have a few”

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Andrew: “We’re ending the show”

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Andrew: “Yeah, no. I… Regrets, I have a few”

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Andrew and Luke: “Every now and then… somebody will just, kind of… put a sweet burn on us… on Facebook. Every now and then?”

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Luke: “By the way, I have one personal rule… N…never start an Enya song for the third time. That’s an old Burbank family saying”

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Luke: “Computer… bring up Hawthorne Heights”

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Luke: “I dunno why I’m even bringing this up; because, I’m delusional right now”

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Luke: “I, I didn’t do this intentionally”

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Luke: “Nick Jarin from the NW NERD podcast. Just… Internet… NW NERD”

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Luke: “Per ushe”

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Luke: Singing “Who can say where the road goes”

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Luke: “That show kicked… butt”

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Luke: “What sixteen year old is bumping that song in their, in their Honda Civic?”

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Luke and Andrew: Do not confuse Gotye with Goatse

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Luke and Andrew: “Do we regret anything about… the shows that have happened over the last two weeks, Walsh? Oh my God. Are you kidding me? Yes, I regret so many things!”

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Luke and Andrew: “Per ushe. Per ushe”

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Luke and Andrew: “That show kicked… butt. That, that show kicked major booty (Mmm-hmm)”

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Luke and Andrew: “That would have never occurred to me in high school. I don’t know how I started… I was too busy getting people pregnant”

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Luke and Andrew: “Well, you know what Andrew always says… Never sing… even outta hunger”

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Luke and Nick Jarin: “Ohh, emo and then screamo (Yeah)”

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Luke, Andrew and Nick Jarin: “You like it when… it’s spread wide. I do like when it’s spread wide… (Show title) Right when I said that, I realized how bad it was. And then, when Andrew repeated it, I… especially remembered how bad that was”

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Phyllis Fletcher: “And, I know I was drawn to that, cuz I was like, ‘Eeeengh!'”

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Phyllis Fletcher: “Let me tell you some stories, girl”

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Phyllis Fletcher: “See? She’s starting to get pissed now! It’s happening!”

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Phyllis Fletcher and Luke: “Ooh, cap! Ooh, cap”

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Phyllis Fletcher, Nick Jarin and Luke: “You know how that feels? (That’s brutal) Crunchy. Remember that? (Yeah) That’s hella crunchy (Yes)”

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Andrew: “I got a good one coming up!”

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Andrew: “If we acted up, man, we were going to get it”

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Andrew: “Not okay!”

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Andrew: “Toys… Toys… Indiana!”

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Andrew: “Yeah… I got stories like that too, believe it or not”

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Andrew: “You know that feeling when”

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Andrew, Phyllis Fletcher, Luke and Nick Jarin: “Well, you had told that story before though. (Yeah, you have) You had. So, you know… Well, how about the fact that I tell the same story and don’t remember it. Will that be when, will that be when the listeners finally get off (Yeah) the Burbank train? I’m drawing a line. (Absolutely)”

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Luke: “He called himself, ‘The Wheeze from Sugar Hill'”

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Luke: “I finally got to see the yarn–I finally got to see the pencil sharpener museum!”

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Luke: “I’m… maybe digging this hole deeper”

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Luke: “No doi”

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Luke: “Whodathunk?”

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Luke: “You’re the reason that this episode, two-thousand, five-hundred and forty-eight, in a collector’s series… is happening… Bass solo”

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Luke and Andrew: “Do you find this at least inoffensive? I don’t find any of it offensive! I like jazz music!”

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Luke and Andrew: Saying “Alright, let’s thank some donors of the day before we get outta here. If you got nothing to say, sing it” in a sing-songy manner

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Luke and Andrew: “Story’s really starting to fall apart, Lauren. You know what? We really need to fact check these before we put them on the air. What are you making up, Lauren?”

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Luke and Phyllis Fletcher: “You’re not the only one who can get real, Phyllis! I was just gonna say: are you my dad!?”

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Luke, Nick Jarin, Phyllis Fletcher and Andrew: Luke telling a story about getting banned from a casino early one morning through 9 AM that same morning

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Nick Jarin: “Lifehack… fight people at casinos”

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Phyllis Fletcher: “Oh my God”

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Phyllis Fletcher: “Stop it!”

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Andrew: “Everybody, just grow up”

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Andrew: “Foo-pah! [ph] Shake your rump-ah!”

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Andrew: “Foo-pah!! [ph]“

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Andrew: “I don’t like dead air”

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Andrew: “I’ve been doing this show for five years!”

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Andrew: “It’s too temperate!!”

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Andrew: Saying “Hello, baby. Yeah!” to the Mellow Hold Music and while Luke is talking

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Andrew and Nick Jarin: “Sweet Phil from Cranb… Not Cranberry Hill”

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Andrew and Nick Jarin: “Teriyaki Madness… (Madness) Which is the worst name”

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Luke: “And, getting all my ducks in a row; and, in fact… my ducks were off by one”

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Luke: “And, in no way to hijack your story and make it into my story”

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Luke: “Foo-pah? [ph]“

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Luke: “I’m an error machine”

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Luke: Snorting

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Luke: “This is episode two-thousand, five-hundred and forty-seven in a collector’s series, maybe. I hope so… I’ve double-checked this with Mr. Andrew Walsh. I know, last week… I made some mistakes. I regret those mistakes; which, I guess, you know… works well with the theme”

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Luke: “We call it, ‘Teriyaki Mental Illness’… ‘kay? It’s very stigmatizing”

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Luke: “Well, tomorrow, back to tattoos people wish they didn’t get”

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Luke and Andrew: “And, we have some great… special guests here. Of course, Luke Burbank… and Andrew Walsh is who I’m talking about… That’s, that’s me… I’m the Andrew Walsh one. Yeah”

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Luke and Andrew: “I was off by one number for all of last week’s recordings. Did you do that as a bit? Did you do that because you were worried that we wouldn’t have #content… for the second week. You’ve met me before, right? What do you think the chances are that I did that intentionally?”

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Luke and Phyllis Fletcher: “But, when I heard that, I was like, ‘Holy shit… this lady is good at this.’ So… Aww, thanks”

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Luke and Phyllis Fletcher: “You are one fine motherfucker. I mean, you look good, yes you do. You look like you sweat honey and your dookie don’t stink. Yep. That’s my dad!”

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Luke, Andrew, Nick Jarin and Phyllis Fletcher: Luke’s derring-do of thinking of becoming a fire fighter and a derring-don’t for not taking the test to be one

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Nick Jarin: “Now I talk to computers”

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Nick Jarin, Andrew and Luke: “You’ve got a great name for it… I feel like like, (Oh, yeah) ‘Luke Burbank, Fire Fighter’ (Yeah) just sounds right. You should make those business cards, anyway. Dear Vistaprint. You don’t have to take a test to make a business card”

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Phyllis Fletcher: “I want Genevieve’s job, man!”

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Phyllis Fletcher: Saying “I don’t wanna do that!!” in a high-pitched voice

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Phyllis Fletcher: “Sweet Phil from Sugar Hill”

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Andrew: “Allow me to retort”

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Andrew: “And, there’s zero, zero, zero percent chance… that I pronounced that right, Luke”

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Andrew: “Get in here, Gregory!”

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Andrew: Saying “And, I’m on some sketchy territory here” in a sing-songy manner

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Andrew: Saying “Get outta here!” in a funny manner

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Andrew: Singing “Don’t turn around”

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Andrew: “Start talking; because, the more you talk now… the less I’ll have to edit in post”

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Andrew: “That’s a callback to a show we did four weeks ago”

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Andrew: “What was I going to say before I said that? I don’t know”

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Luke: “Are you… even… for real?”

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Luke: “Because, I, I down–I like grabbed this off of YouTube and I just did a sloppy job of it… But, the fact that it bothers Andrew, it’s really all I have”

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Luke: “Hey, P-Fletch!”

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Luke: “I’m gonna be… I’m gonna be heading to Bow… two weeks ago… for my wife’s birthday dinner. I love Bow, Washington”

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Luke: “It’s always dark in Mordor”

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Luke: “Jank-tastic”

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Luke: “Oh, hell yeah”

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Luke: “Party and bullshit, and party and bullshit”

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Luke: “Really!?”

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Luke: Singing “Working on my night cheese”

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Luke: “What can’t Phyllis do?”

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Luke: “What is… Animorphs mean?”

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Luke: “You gotta get an Apple Watch… Dude, I’m… my, my subtle text checking game is on fleek right now”

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Luke: “You’re wincing, Andrew. Why are you wincing?”

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Luke and Andrew: “I don’t wanna take this to real town. Oh, no!”

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Luke and Nick Jarin: “Andrew and I have actually talked about this… about you behind your back… This is already a fun episode”

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Luke and Nick Jarin: “North of Ron Artest, south of Damian Lillard (Exactly. Yes)”

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Luke and Phyllis Fletcher: “Well, there it is, the hive mind at work. And, by that, I mean… our friend, Phyllis Fletcher. Hi, Phyllis. Hi, Luke!”

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Nick Jarin: “DJ Night Cheese”

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Nick Jarin: “I’m not a very… regretful person”

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