Category: Audio Clips

Luke: “And, she came home, Carey came home earlier than I thought; and, I was in the midst doing this… and, it was… as if she came in and found me… you know… I don’t know… butt-naked… looking at something I shouldn’t be looking at. It was, like… I, I felt like, I was, I had totally been caught doing something bad”

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Luke: “Boom”

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Luke: “C-c-c-cookie Soul! [ph]“

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Luke: “Can everybody hear this? My goodness gracious… Rudy… It’s gonna be a long hour if you keep doing that for the entire show”

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Luke: Chuckling

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Luke: “Hej-do!”

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Luke: “I gotta get my stair on”

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Luke: “I mean, I know that I’m a… basically, like a path of least resistance in most fun… I’m at peace with that”

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Luke: “It is just hard eye-roll city for her”

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Luke: “It was so fun! And, it made Carey so mad”

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Luke: Saying “Coming in at number one… with a bullet… once again… it’s ‘123456’” as Casey Kasem

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Luke: Saying “Coming in… at number twenty-five… first appearance on the list… ‘trustno1′” as Casey Kasem

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Luke: Saying “This one goes to eleven” in a British accent

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Luke: Singing “Is it me you’re looking for?”

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Luke: “TBTL Dectacular”

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Luke: “This is old man yells about cloud”

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Luke: “Today is the darkest, saddest day of the year… but, tomorrow will be incrementally less dark and less sad”

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Luke: “Wait… is radio hosting or love making?”

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Luke: “We have an update on the TBTL Tenth… Anniversary show… which is, that… it… is sold out”

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Luke: “What am I trying to say”

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Luke: “What the frack ever!”

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Luke: “What the frack ever! G… Goddamn it, Netflix! Whatever!”

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Luke: “What’s up, dude? Four-twenty”

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Luke: “You ready to get into this Kool-Aid, Ru-dog? No? Very reluctant… Pod-dog right now”

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Luke: “You’ll be among people who understand… what… this lunacy is”

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Luke and Andrew: “Actually, we sold nineteen extra tickets because… I’m an idiot”

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Luke and Andrew: “And, happy… Squanchtober to you too as well. Thank you”

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Luke and Andrew: “Cookie Soul! [ph] I don’t get it”

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Luke and Andrew: “I gotta get my stair on. Good sit, good stair. (And, so) I get it”

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Luke and Andrew: “Loggin and Messina? Loggin and Messina, that’s a great password! Somebody use that!”

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Luke and Andrew: “Maybe you should stick with the knitting and get rid of the nitpicking… That’s what is exactly what I told her!”

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Luke and Andrew: “That was just a… crime of opportunity really. I don’t know”

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Andrew: “Actually, we sold nineteen extra tickets because… I’m an idiot”

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Andrew: “And, then, I just flipped my shit”

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Andrew: “Andrew Walsh Production! Where’s the air horn?”

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Andrew: “Back at it again with their white Vans”

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Andrew: “Because, for me and my weird brain”

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Andrew: “Game over”

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Andrew: “I almost really mucked this up”

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Andrew: “I feel like I’ve been relatively chill-bro about this”

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Andrew: “I have a vague memory of that; but, I, I, I can’t recall”

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Andrew: “I wanna know the backstory”

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Andrew: “I was looking… for the spreadshee”

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Andrew: “I’m in trouble”

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Andrew: “Just stop trying to get into my accounts, everybody!”

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Andrew: Laughing

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Andrew: Laughing #2

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Andrew: Laughing and saying “Sorry, I wasn’t listening”

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Andrew: Making air horn sounds

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Andrew: Playing an air horn drop, laughing and saying “Oh, man”

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Andrew: Saying “I don’t know how to talk to a broken football man!” in a funny manner

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Andrew: Saying “Oh! Foot–I have to talk to a football player!?” in a funny manner

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Andrew: “Squanchings, Luke”

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Andrew: “Stop listening, Piper… This isn’t content for you”

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Andrew: “Such a bad sound. I liked it at first; now, I never wanna hear it again”

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Andrew: “That was a real… dick move”

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Andrew: “The Dazzling and Daunting Dectacular”

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Andrew: “Two-nineteen, dude. Got a minute? Doesn’t even make sense. Doesn’t even make sense”

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Andrew: “Well, this is the password. It’s a long story”

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Andrew and Luke: Andrew saying “I have a theory… that’s probably wrong” in a sing-songy manner, air horn drop played and both laughing

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Andrew and Luke: “S…quanchgorian calender… Squanchtober actually is December… Squanchcember… Squanchcember”

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Andrew and Luke: “The login and password for this machine… is the most… profane sentence you can possible… think… to say to Microsoft. The Aristocrats. Right”

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Andrew and Luke: Whispering “Now? Should I do it now? Yeah”

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Luke: “By the way… had a… period of time where I was really not feeling the meat”

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Luke: “Cock squanches”

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Luke: “Come for the show… stay for the free grease”

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Luke: Cute Laugh

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Luke: “Dazzled and Daunted”

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Luke: Drawn out “What!!?”

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Luke: “Get an old priest and a young priest”

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Luke: “I’m having some real problems today. I don’t know why”

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Luke: “I’m just gonna listen to that voice”

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Luke: Laughing

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Luke: “Mi-yah-mi… [ph] Welcome to Mi-yah-mi [ph]“

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Luke: “That sounds dangerous”

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Luke: “That’s a joke that you’ve either heard before, everybody… or, will hear; so, buckle up”

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Luke: “The irony that I played that drop… late… is not lost on me”

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Luke: “What was that?”

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Luke: “You ready to do this? She’s asleep… with one paw over her eyes… like… like, this is about to be the most boring hour plus of her life. She’s obviously listened to the show before!”

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Luke and Andrew: Saying “I wanna hear you sing this… set… I hope you like… jazz. It’s like I’m showing in the jazz age” and Andrew scatting along with the music

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Andrew: “As you go down this path of porklessness”

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Andrew: “Aw, shoot”

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Andrew: “Boom. This is happening”

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Andrew: “Come on, buddy… Come on, where are ya?”

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Andrew: “¡Jalapeña!”

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Andrew: “I said, said [sic]… wassup, dog?”

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Andrew: “I’m gonna be just… sliding on to that stage like snail… just, in a… leaving a trail of my own grease”

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Andrew: “I’m play it [sic] hard and fast and loose”

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Andrew: Laughing and saying “Do you love me now, dad?”

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Andrew: “Love it… I love that answer”

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Andrew: “My brain… just screamed, ‘¡Jalapeña!'”

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Andrew: “Oh, no!”

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Andrew: “Oh, what do I have? Oh… Oh! I have some fun things!”

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Andrew: Saying “Aw, it feels like I’m showering in the jazz age!” in a gruff voice

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Andrew: Saying “Guess what I have in front of me” in a sing-songy manner

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Andrew: “Sir… can you get your soul out of this exit row, please?”

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Andrew: “So many ins, so many outs”

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Andrew: “That wasn’t scary”

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Andrew: Trying to sing a portion of “Let Me Clear My Throat”

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Andrew: “Unthread this thread”

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Andrew: “We don’t have time for this kind of silliness”

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Andrew: “We’ve decided to start the… the twenty-four hour decay… the night before”

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Andrew: “Well, we can edit that all out”

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Andrew: “You’re going in the wrong direction on that, Walsh!”

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Andrew and Luke: “All of that is to… make it about me and not you, for a second. Mmm-hmm. But now, to bring it back to you”

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Andrew and Luke: “I really meant to ask you a question before the show; and, I need to figure out how to ask you now. Although, I guess, maybe, I’m just… from the way you’re talking about it (Should I turn up the announcement music and you just whisper it to me?) “

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Andrew and Luke: “Well, you haven’t eaten in seventeen days. I’m gonna say maybe that has something to do with it. Yeah… that’s not true”

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Andrew and Luke: Whispering under the announcement music

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Luke: “But, Carey; and, I know we’ve been talking a lot about my wife this show; [sic] but only because she’s… the only interesting thing that I have going on in my life (That’s my woife!)”

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Luke: “But, I also think people are allowed to bitch. Like, you’re… you’re allowed to bitch”

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Luke: “But, it’s all right. We have a system in place. It’s all built in…to the system. Everything’s gonna be okay (Maybe)”

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Luke: “But, man!!”

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Luke: “I think you really squanched the chances of that happening”

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Luke: “It was graphic!!”

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Luke: “Luke, what would you do?”

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Luke: Making loud sounds over Andrew talking

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Luke: “Not the Cuyahoga Clam State?”

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Luke: “Please, for the love of God”

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Luke: “Really, dude?”

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Luke: “S…peaking of butts”

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Luke: “Save it for Facebook”

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Luke: Saying “A doozy” as Ned Ryerson

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Luke: Saying “Did I do that?” as Steve Urkel

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Luke: “The neighbors have been alerted… Remember that… dazzling… dirt”

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Luke: Whispering “What’s wrong with you?”

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Luke and Andrew: “Alright, our Top Story today is Andrew; and, I guess… Oh, we’re starting with that. (Yeah) Let’s do the Donors of the Day”

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Luke and Andrew: Carey was sitting in on the recording of Dan Savage’s podcast with Luke

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Luke and Andrew: Pronouncing “Miami” as “Mi-yah-mi”

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Luke and Andrew: Saying “Cheerio. My good sir. Don’t you know, I am British?” in a British accent

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Luke and Andrew: “Scottie the Hottie! The hottie toddy with a naughty body, Scottie? The one and only”

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Luke and Andrew: “That’s a Smurfing idea! Ah, I’m Smurfing mad right now!”

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Luke and Andrew: “Tiny Scottie!!! (Tiny) Pickle Scottie!!!”

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Luke and Andrew: Trying to figure out pronunciation of “Ayca” and Luke borderline pokes fun of the name

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Andrew: “‘Andrew’s a ‘Me Firster’… As in ‘I got here first! So screw you coming in after me””

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Andrew: Cute Laugh

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Andrew: “Hey, Burbonk!”

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Andrew: “I’ll sit on that. I’ll keep my squanch dry for now”

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Andrew: “I’m still a human being in the world”

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Andrew: Imitating blown out music on the radio

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Andrew: “No offense to you or Carey”

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Andrew: “Oh my, we have fun”

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Andrew: “Oh, nice!”

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Andrew: “Please… don’t… have done anything… absolutely terrible”

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Andrew: Saying “Hi mom!” in the same manner as the “That’s my woife!” drop

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Andrew: “She saw the sign and she donated”

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Andrew: Snorting

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Andrew: “Yeah, I think we should do it”

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Andrew: “Yeah, we need to talk about this!”

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Andrew and Luke: Arena of Sex Membership

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Andrew and Luke: Having a good laugh

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Andrew and Luke: “Hey, you remembered. I did!”

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Andrew and Luke: “I just really dig it when I’m digging on one of the products we get to advertise (Absolutely)”

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Andrew and Luke: “You know, there’s definitely… a looseness to TBTL. I realize, that does not apply to all shows. That, by the way, it’s a topic that came up on Savage Love. Oh my, we have fun”

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