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Clips From TBTL #2528

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Andrew: “Are you feeling more… more present today… or whatever?”

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Andrew: Beeping along with the Doogie Howser, M.D. theme

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Andrew: “Boy… boy am I a dork”

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Andrew: “Can you give us a briefy?”

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Andrew: Chuckling

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Andrew: “Don’t force that joke, Luke”

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Andrew: “Fork, I’m home!”

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Andrew: Funny, drawn out “What?”

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Andrew: “‘Hey, I listen to your show!’ …Thanks”

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Andrew: “I haven’t effed anything up yet”

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Andrew: “I think… now that I’m saying it out loud… that my dad might have been involved… with some Russian spies”

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Andrew: “I took a sip of orange juice today… Yes, right from the… the bottle. Don’t tell Genevieve”

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Andrew: “I’m getting broken again, Luke. I’m getting broken again!”

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Andrew: “Inapropes”

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Andrew: “Let’s keep it Christian”

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Andrew: “Lucy, I’m home, baby!”

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Andrew: “Lucy, I’m home!!”

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Andrew: “Lucy… I’m home”

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Andrew: “Luke, I am your father”

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Andrew: “Oh, no. No, no, no. No!”

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Andrew: Singing “Hello, Burbank. I said hello”

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Andrew: “That was my imitation of Seinfeld. See, I do imitations too, by the way”

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Andrew: “Wow, you never know… I… literally never know what’s gonna come out of my face… when I start the show with you”

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Andrew: “You don’t even know all of the lyrics to ‘The Soft Parade’. You don’t even know if the monk bought lunch!! Are you kidding me!?”

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Andrew: “You’re gonna get the Yelp! review of a lifetime!!!”

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Andrew and Luke: “Like, in what universe did Papa Bear meet Mama Bear? (Like, in a…) Law enforcement conference?”

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Andrew and Luke: “Okay, I got… let’s do two more quickies, okay? Are you okay on time? Yeah”

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Luke: “Actually, I think I’m wrong about that”

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Luke: “Because, the actual… receipt was trapped inside the Avis… web underneath… upside-down… underworld… underdog, whatever you call it”

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Luke: “Everything in moderation, including moderation”

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Luke: “Everything is right… these days at Burbank Springs”

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Luke: “Fuck, this was a hill!?”

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Luke: “He is the longest running co-bro of the pro”

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Luke: “How is it gramamas always got money; they ain’t got no job”

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Luke: “I’m just gonna say it, okay? This is so mean to… to beautiful people in the world”

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Luke: “Interesante”

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Luke: “Like, I just say this whole dribble-drabble about you”

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Luke: “Lucy, you go’ some ‘splainin’ a-do”

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Luke: “No… I am your father!”

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Luke: “One of those regrettable breakfast decisions”

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Luke: “Please don’t let this lead to a porno site when I search, ‘Berenstain Bears fingertips'”

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Luke: Saying “He told me enough! He told me you killed him!” as Luke Skywalker

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Luke: Saying “Hey, everybody, this is Luke Skywalker speaking… He told me enough… He told me you killed him” as a pilot over a PA system

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Luke: Saying “I dunno why I said that” in a gruff manner

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Luke: Saying “Live Wire” in a funny manner

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Luke: Saying “Oh hi, Tommy” as Tommy Wiseau

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Luke: Singing “Skipping on those nightshades”

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Luke: “This is making our Star Wars aficionados insane”

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Luke and Andrew: “By the way… they’ll confiscate my Rudy guns from my cold, dead hands. It’s in the Constitution!”

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Luke and Andrew: “New York Jersey!? New York Jersey?”

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Clips From TBTL #2527

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Andrew: “And, people… use those bathrooms, man!”

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Andrew: “Ha!!!”

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Andrew: “Hello, Luke! This meat tent… is just for one, I’m afraid”

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Andrew: “Hey, no sound effect? No e-mail”

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Andrew: “I am gonna answer this question… because, I’m gonna be, ‘Yes, and'”

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Andrew: “I didn’t know what a virgin was”

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Andrew: “I will do anything… for a middle seat… but, I won’t do that”

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Andrew: “It could have been years and years and years ago; but, everybody wants to avoid the shit pit”

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Andrew: “It’s my tonight meat tent”

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Andrew: Laughing

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Andrew: Laughing #2

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Andrew: “Maybe I’m just scared of the word, ‘massage'”

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Andrew: “Oh, crap”

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Andrew: “Okay, that’s all boring”

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Andrew: “Really?”

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Andrew: Sighing and saying “I don’t know, man” in a dejected manner

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Andrew: Singing “Chrome River” and saying “Sorry, go ahead. Sorry”

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Andrew: Singing “I can’t dance. I can’t walk”

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Andrew: Snorting

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Andrew: Snorting #2

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Andrew: “That came out like I was busting your balls”

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Andrew: “There’s a special way of handling Lukes and Andrews”

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Andrew: “They just want to make sure everything’s cool with the cool cat”

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Andrew: “Yeah, I dunno”

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Andrew: “Yeah!!!”

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Andrew and Luke: Andrew saying “You are an entertainer” and Luke Laughing

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Andrew and Luke: Andrew singing “Chrome River” and Luke saying “I shit you not”

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Luke: “And, the spell… is broken”

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Luke: “Hey, look, it’s me from ten years ago!”

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Luke: “I wanna quit while I’m ahead”

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Luke: “I… borrowed-slash-probably stole… in that I borrowed, but didn’t ask”

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Luke: “I’ll be honest with you”

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Luke: “I’m asking myself, ‘Do they hate me? Are they annoyed with me?'”

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Luke: “I’m such a dingus!”

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Luke: Laughing

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Luke: “Let’s… three-sink–three-sixty slam… dunk… the boringness on this show”

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Luke: “North of a Chrome River, south of a firmware”

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Luke: Saying “Delta Airlines, Boeing 757-200… Registration N727TW… Performing flight DL453, New York JFK, New York to Seattle, Washington, USA” as a pilot over a PA system

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Luke: “Wait. What!?!”

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Luke: “We’re really sorry. We’re having… some problems with the… firmware… in the john”

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Luke: “Yeah, right”

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Luke: “You ready, doggins? Sorry, I didn’t mean to wake you. Sorry I’m intruding on your sleep”

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Luke and Andrew: “By the way… sorry, this is… this is… Awful?”

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Clips From TBTL #2526

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Andrew: “And, you broke your glasses!”

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Andrew: “But, first… I have a very serious question”

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Andrew: “But, you gotta get in there!”

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Andrew: “Cacao!!!”

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Andrew: “Did, did I just say something inappropriate?”

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Andrew: Drawn out “Oh, man!”

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Andrew: Drawn out “Oh, wow”

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Andrew: “God, again, you are just an idea machine today!”

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Andrew: “God, you just want to watch the world burn, don’t you?”

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Andrew: “How is that even possible? How is that even possible!?”

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Andrew: “Huh”

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Andrew: “I’m proud of ya, buddy. That was a good commercial”

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Andrew: “It’s a ‘Sigh Reel’… because, it makes me sigh when I listen to it”

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Andrew: Laughing and saying “I am not… a… dummy!”

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Andrew: “No, you probably can’t hear it; but… my stomach is literally gurgling… right now”

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Andrew: “No!!”

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Andrew: “No… not a but”

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Andrew: “Oh, no!”

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Andrew: “Rolling fart locker”

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Andrew: Singing “Yo, yo, yo”

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Andrew: Snorting

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Andrew: Snorting #2

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Andrew: “That doesn’t even make sense!”

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Andrew: “That was a funny joke”

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Andrew: “Too Hot For TBTL”

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Andrew: “We recorded for three hours… and forty seconds… and, we still didn’t get to the Top Stories? How is that even possible? How is that even possible!? What do we have to do to get to Top Stories!?”

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Andrew: “Wha’ happened?”

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Andrew: “What do we have to do to get to Top Stories!?”

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Andrew: “Why!?”

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Andrew and Luke: “Can you hear the… (What?) the noises that my stomach is making right now?”

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Andrew and Luke: “Did he just say the F word? Or, does everything just sound dirty (I dunno) when I play it on TBTL; cuz, I’m worried about offending people”

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Andrew and Luke: “What are we doing, Burbank? What are we doing? (I don’t know, man)”

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Luke: “And, I don’t know what… the… flip… they’re talking about”

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Luke: “And, we’ve got this guy: the longest running co-bro of the show”

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Luke: Cute Laugh

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Luke: “I can update people on my grind, as if anybody cares”

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Luke: “I don’t mean to be a tease”

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Luke: “I thought you were pouring gasoline on my… hilarity fire”

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Luke: “I’m not Donald… Trump”

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Luke: “I’ve got issue with one Alex Trebek”

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Luke: “Implosion, smin-plosion”

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Luke: Laughing

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Luke: “Of all of the annoying things I do on the show, and say; and, there’s so many”

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Luke: “Oh, yeah! Forgot about that”

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Luke: “Step back… LA Weekly shadow ownership!”

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Luke: “That was the hint I left for future Burbank… and… future Burbank had no idea what past Burbank was talking about”

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Luke: “When you pull one out”

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Luke and Andrew: “And, we can explain, for once and for all, Linh Pham’s real feelings about the No Point Conversion. It will… shock you. I mean, shock you. And, since he’s stopped listening… we can talk about it frankly”

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Luke and Andrew: “Cacao. Cacao!!!”

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Luke and Andrew: “They were trying to say… I was drunk… (I knew it!) last night. I had one vodka soda… that was it”

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Luke and Andrew: “This is a, kind of a… lousy deal for me; but, alright (Mmm-hmm)”

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Clips From TBTL #2525: No Point Conversion Edition

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Andrew: “And, I would like to just remind you guys that we brought back Junior… and that went perfectly”

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Andrew: “Beep”

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Andrew: “Goodness”

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Andrew: Having a good laugh

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Andrew: “He was the guy, right? Am I confusing my quarterbacks?”

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Andrew: “Now, we have an excuse. We all have to watch the Browns… lay a big brown next week against the Packers”

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Andrew: Saying “Dilly dilly!” as Tony Rizzo

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Andrew: “What do you mean we’re outta milk!?”

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Andrew: “You think I don’t know much about football; I know even less about baseball”

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David Burbank: “Booger eater”

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David Burbank: “Howdy, howdy gents”

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David Burbank: “Kizer can only fuck it up so many times”

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David Burbank: “The whole Seahawks secondary was… Dread Pirate Roberts… right?”

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David Burbank: “Weed is a powerful drug”

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David Burbank and Andrew: “Run the fucking ball (Right)”

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Luke: “But, also, I’m just a fan of trickeration”

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Luke: Discussing a Hawk Squad text sent from his mom about Russell Wilson’s eyes during a game

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Luke: “He’s dilly-dillying with everyone”

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Luke: “I gotta text Carey that, ‘Sometimes, more is more'”

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Luke: “I just got a text from Carey that says, ‘Sometimes, less is more'”

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Luke: “Last night, I had a couple of flare ups… I did… throw up the double bird at Byron Maxwell and tell him, ‘Fuck you'”

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Luke: “Listen… you’ve made your feelings very clear on the matter, Walsh”

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Luke: “Oh! Oh. Oh”

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Luke: “Picking the nose? Understandable…. Eating it? No, no bueno”

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Luke: Saying “Uh, we will know that we have made… the longest episode of TBTL… probably in history… in 3… 2… 1…” and playing Exciting Celebrate Music

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Luke: “There’s something about the soul of a Super Bowl… experienced team, like the Seahawks”

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Luke: “They’re not the… Shaquille O’Neal… and The General… Skydive.com.ninja Bowl”

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Luke: “To these… pearls of wisdom that I like to just share with everybody, whether they ask for it or not”

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Luke: “We did it, Rudy! Three hours!”

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Luke: “We’re seeing something we ain’t never seen before?”

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Luke: “Yo Gabber Gabber”

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Luke and Andrew: “First dude-friend who tries to use ‘dilly dilly’ like it’s a real thing gets a swift kick to the nuts (Yes!)”

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Luke and Andrew: “Fuck it. Let’s just go for three hours. (No) I… none of us have lives. I gotta post this show… And, I need to edit… I’m gonna go through and edit every minute of this too”

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Clips From TBTL #2525

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Back in August, I had a little bit of spare time and decided to create something for future episode of TBTL, #2525 in a collector’s series to be exact. The reason why I chose that number was for my love of the haunting Zager and Evans song “In The Year 2525” from 1969. So, I used one of the album covers for the song’s single as inspiration to create this TBTL-centric version of “On The Show 2525”

It wasn’t until early November did I send an e-mail to Luke and Andrew requesting them to use the album art as the show picture and to play the song to close out the regular portion of the show (as shows ending with “0” or “5” air on Mondays, which would have a No Point Conversion afterwards). Fast forward to Monday, Luke and Andrew did use the album art and play the song. That said, there was a little bit more than that…

Luke and Andrew: Discussing my e-mail request for the song “In The Year 2525”

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Luke and Andrew: My special request and “Super Fan” status in question

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Luke and Andrew: “No, let’s… let’s go ahead and, and, and… end with ‘The Year 2525’… per Linh Pham’s request. (Alright) Linh Pham, noted… noted anti-No Point Conversion… advocate… I’m gonna let that go”

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Luke and Andrew: “Until then, please remember: No mountain too tall… Bye, Linh! And, good luck to all”

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Andrew: “Disposable is such an ugly word”

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Andrew: Drawn out “Well”

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Andrew: “Even though I’m the thinnest skinned man in the room… in any room!”

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Andrew: “Go on!”

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Andrew: “Hello, daddy-o!”

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Andrew: “Hey, do you scoop the cat box?”

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Andrew: “Hey! I’m a good guy; and, I’m willing to chat about this”

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Andrew: “How are we here? But, I don’t wanna let go… by the way. I’m not changing the topic”

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Andrew: “I apologize on behalf of TBTL and Speech Debelle”

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Andrew: “I don’t know how much your spoofin'”

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Andrew: “I’ll just keep saying this… because, it’s interesting to repeat yourself over and over”

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Andrew: “I’m not good at talking about materials”

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Andrew: “Isn’t that the rule of Ha-Ha?”

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Andrew: “Maybe I’ll stay out there and… boop-boop around some more on the porch”

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Andrew: “Not all heroes have tails”

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Andrew: “Now, you’re losing me… because, this is like, you’re, you’re so fucking hung up on… this point”

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Andrew: “Ooh! Go on!”

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Andrew: Singing first few notes of the “On The Media” theme

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Andrew: “So, if you think it can be a quickie”

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Andrew: “Well, they’re a lot like Pringles: Once you pop, you can’t stop”

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Andrew: “What’s a Siddhartha?”

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Andrew: “While I play on my boop-boop. I know you hate it when I say that”

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Andrew: “You piece of jerkface”

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Luke: “And, I blame autocorrect”

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Luke: “Because, it’s Monday… a TBTO… What are we calling the show now? We still going with TBTO?”

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Luke: “But, autocorrect added a period in there”

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Luke: “Hello, my man for others”

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Luke: “I gotta flap these so fast to not crash!”

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Luke: “I mean, I’m sorry you guys. I do have sports on the brain today”

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Luke: “I think my brain’s just broken… or something, Andrew”

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Luke: “I’ll tell you what… I think Hitler was wrong!!”

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Luke: “I’m actually having… all kinds of tech trubs today”

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Luke: “It’s happening! It really is!”

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Luke: “Many bougth [ph] has died for this segment… of TBTL”

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Luke: Singing “Bom, bom, bom!”

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Luke: “That’s right. Twenty-five… twenty-five, everybody”

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Luke: “There’s something about the soul of a Walsh”

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Luke: “Well, that explains so much!!!”

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Luke and Andrew: “This is not what we’re here to talk about, Luke. (Uh-oh) Stop it… Stop your brain”

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Clips From TBTL #2524

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Andrew: “Again, I’m only, probably, painting myself a bit of… an asshole here”

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Andrew: “All joggers are people; but, not all people are joggers”

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Andrew: “Hello, Luke! I don’t have anything witty to say; so, let’s move on”

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Andrew: “Hope it’s okay for me to say this publicly”

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Andrew: “I don’t wanna be crying”

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Andrew: “I was being so… ‘No, but’ instead of ‘Yes, and’… I got nothing funny to say! And, you’re story’s unrelatable”

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Andrew: “I wasn’t an Art Bell-head”

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Andrew: “I’m Stampy. He’s Stompy… Where’s the cat?”

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Andrew: “Just, whatever!”

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Andrew: Laughing

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Andrew: “NoRegertsATBTLHolidaySpeshtacular.ninja“

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Andrew: “Oh, yeah!”

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Andrew: “Peace and love. Peace and love. No more autographs. Peace and love.”

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Andrew: “Poop is For Vendetta”

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Andrew: Snorting

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Andrew: “Somebody just… pooped? Somebody just left a… a human pile of… of poop… with one single piece of toilet paper stuck in it”

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Andrew: “We are costing our listeners so much money; cuz, every time we mention something like that… somebody, inevitably, reserves that… buys that domain”

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Andrew: “Well, that’s nice”

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Andrew: “What if you’re wrong?”

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Andrew: “What if you’re wrong? No offense”

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Andrew: “Ya blew it”

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Andrew and Luke: “But, usually it’s just like… if all of my, usually it’s filled with drops my list is, and they don’t have any… Filled with drops, my list is. I know… I like that, I like it when you talk Yoda”

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Listeners: Listeners leaving voicemail messages

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Luke: “Dang it!”

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Luke: “He’s the longest running no-bro… of the program”

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Luke: “I mean, my mother-in-law was at the Wait Wait… Don’t Tell Me! last night, booing me; which, hurt… but, there, nonetheless”

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Luke: “I’m one of those people who has to be… more specific about which marriage I’m talking about… I’m one of those cool people”

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Luke: “Luuuuuuke!”

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Luke: “No humble-braggery… intended”

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Luke: “Shit! It’s hot!”

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Luke: Singing “I don’t wanna be crying this Christmas”

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Luke: Singing “The wheels on the Audi say, ‘Luke, Luke, Luke. Luke, Luke, Luke'”

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Luke: “The Luke Burbank Experience”

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Luke: “Two-Four-Sev”

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Luke: “You’re all asleep!”

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Luke and Andrew: “That’s something… that… literally had never occurred to me… before. Which… p–possibly makes me a sociopath. Like, no joke. You’re a recovering sociopath”

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