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Clips From TBTL #2518

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Andrew: “Alright turkeys, you ready to do this? Alright!”

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Andrew: “Can we call her, ‘A Boy Name [sic] Sue’ Chef?”

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Andrew: “I don’t like this!”

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Andrew: Laughing

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Andrew: “So, cheese up, Bobby! Do I stutter?”

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Andrew: “So, Vieves, what is my… biggest… culinary regret?”

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Andrew: “We lost a plant”

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Andrew: “You know what I’m really looking forward to, if we can make this about me for a second. It’s felt weird, we haven’t even brought me up in, like, two minutes”

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Andrew and Genevieve Haas: “Luke refers to you as the longest running co-host of my life. Please state your name, full name, age and weight. That’s mean. Genevieve Haas, and I’m thirty-nine.”

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Andrew and Sean: “Could I… ask you to state your full name, please. That would be: Sean Kenneth DeTore Esquire, The Fifth. Age? Forty. What are you doing here today?”

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Andrew and Sean: “I’m gonna stop right there… (Yes) Cranberries and onion. Is that normal?”

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Andrew, Genevieve Haas and Sean: “And remember: No mountain too tall, and… good luck to all”

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Andrew, Genevieve Haas and Sean: Mama Stamberg’s Cranberry Relish has three ingredients Sean cannot eat

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Andrew, Sean and Genevieve Haas: Andrew “The Bone Collector” Walsh

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Genevieve Haas: “I guess Susan Stamberg has been right all these years”

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Genevieve Haas and Andrew: “Here’s my deal with you… Oh… I already don’t like it. I keep losing at deals”

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Luke: Singing the McDonald’s jingle and saying “You’re loving it”

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Luke and Andrew: “Ironically, Rudy is sitting behind me as we record this. Now, you’re just toying with us”

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Luke and Andrew: “Let us be thankful, Andrew… for the donors of the day. These wonderful, generous… non… jive-talking, turkey gobble, turkey gobblers. Most of them. You’re the opposite of what Harbaugh was talking about (Mmm-hmm)”

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Luke and Andrew: Turkey Gobble Wars

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Sean: “Because, you know what, you only live once. YOLO”

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Sean: “I would agree with that… if I knew what the hell you were talking about”

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Sean: “Oh, crap! God dang it!”

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Sean: “That legitimately scared the shit out of me”

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Sean: “This recipe sounds… weird”

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Sean and Andrew: “Did you get, did you get that spatula from Spatula City? Spatula City!?”

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Clips From TBTL #2517

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Andrew: “Can we start with some ground rules here?”

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Andrew: “God! Moonlighting much?”

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Andrew: “Haha! I love it already”

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Andrew: “Hat disguised as turtle… question mark”

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Andrew: “Holy shit!”

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Andrew: “I blew the ‘toi’ earlier. Yeah, so”

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Andrew: “I love me a rumpus room”

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Andrew: “I thought he was just fidgeting in a weird way; but, you’re right, he was probably searching for his mouth”

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Andrew: “I want more pizza”

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Andrew: “No, I just thought it was a guy doing a Travolta”

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Andrew: “Oh my God!”

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Andrew: “Oh, Christ, yeah!”

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Andrew: Saying “Out to a movie!” in a John Travolta-like manner

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Andrew: “Spoiler alert”

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Andrew: “What the fuck is a Sony payment!?”

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Andrew: “Yes!!”

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Andrew and Luke: “I still have one more ‘toitle’ in me. Oh… God! (I guess that’s it)”

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Andrew and Luke: “May cowabunga be with you. And also, with you”

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Luke: Chuckling

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Luke: “Cowabunga… to you and yours”

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Luke: “I don’t think it’s kiddish enough for kids; and, I don’t think it’s adult enough for adults. It feels like it’s, it’s… trapped in this limbo”

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Luke: “Let’s get up in this IMDB”

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Luke: “Man… I got thoughts… I got… lots of thoughts on this movie”

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Luke: Mimicking enemy neutralized sound

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Luke: “Oh, they done killed him”

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Luke: “On the subject of snowflakedness”

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Luke: “Please let the audio drop play… Andrew”

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Luke: Singing “Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles”

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Luke: “Teenagers!”

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Luke: “Went to number twee [sic]“

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Luke: “Without a map… without a clue… without a pizza”

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Luke and Andrew: “Cowabunga to you (Hey, man) Hey, cowabunga to you as well”

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Clips From TBTL #2516: No Point Conversion Edition

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Andrew: “What… have… people’s reaction to Blair Walsh missing that final field goal. Are people, like, all like, ‘Let’s kill Walsh again’?”

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David Burbank: “Booyah!”

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David Burbank: “Fuck off!”

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David Burbank: “Howdy, howdy”

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Luke: “A fish stinks from the head”

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Luke: “A… ka-billion”

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Luke: “Considering that Pete Carroll… I think… coach one of the worst games I’ve ever seen an NFL coach… coach”

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Luke: “Our friend, the blogger emeritus of the show, Stu-bot, hates me… and hates us, really, as a group”

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Luke: “That being said… I woulda killed for a G-D instant replay”

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Luke: “The posting of that picture, that’s an act of war… as far as I’m concerned”

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Luke and Andrew: Laughing

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Luke and Andrew: “You don’t get to talk about my pain. (Oh, okay. Fine) You don’t get to pain-shame me”

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Clips From TBTL #2516: Luke Burbank Edition

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Luke: “Andrews are so… loud!”

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Luke: “Are they gonna come to Shoreline? Is Shoreline even a real place?”

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Luke: “Aw, shit, it’s the Mario Lopez channel!”

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Luke: “Cuz, I, I don’t wanna just be sitting in here with my… feelings”

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Luke: “Do you know the difference, Rudy… between a valance and a jabot? And, yes… America… she sitting right behind me. Can you hear her whining? She doesn’t want to be in here”

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Luke: “Find me the person who’s most… hyphy about the holidays. Just, like, over the top. Just going… ba-nuts on it”

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Luke: “Have you ever locked a bathroom door in your life?”

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Luke: “I live in Bellingham. I don’t know if… Don’t… don’t blame me”

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Luke: “I… went for door number two”

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Luke: “I’m the guy who washes his hands!”

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Luke: “Like, he is smelling the rankest fart of all time”

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Luke: “Oh, we’ve got an e-mail frenzy for you. Tons and tons of e-mails we gotta get through”

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Luke: “Put down the tongs! Put down the tongs, turn around, hands were I can see them”

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Luke: Saying “Something was arriving” as Borat

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Luke: Saying “Tell them… my mother, number one prostitute, left the light on for you” as Borat

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Luke: “Some of my best friends are podcasters”

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Luke: “That’s a ‘YP’ not an ‘MP'”

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Luke and Andrew: “God, I gotta get a helicopter. You really do (Or something) If nothing else, just for status. Absolutely… What do you get for the man who already has two boats he shouldn’t have? A helicopter”

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Luke and Andrew: “I know, we sorta need to move on here (Yeah, we do)”

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Luke and Andrew: Luke thinks that Andrew thinks a lot of mean things about himself

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Luke and Andrew: “Ooh… Oh, snap, you went there Paris. And, I thought that was just kind of like a funny thing for her to say. Your internal monologue so sassy. It really is”

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Luke and Andrew: “The Ides of March and the smells of Thanksgiving (Yes)”

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Clips From TBTL #2516: Andrew Walsh Edition

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Andrew: “Alright… T-Bone”

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Andrew: “And, the cats… think I’m just an asshole; and, I might be”

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Andrew: “Before you think I’m a snob… I am an Andrew”

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Andrew: “But, man, I just woke up so… goddamn grumpy today!”

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Andrew: “Clean Boys, mount up!”

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Andrew: Coming into the show hot and thinking that Luke is faking the dog sounds

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Andrew: “God, rednecks are so loud! Geez!”

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Andrew: “I don’t know what happened! I honestly don’t”

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Andrew: “I don’t wanna be a bummer”

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Andrew: “I just went to a site, just on the fly here”

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Andrew: “I think that really depends”

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Andrew: “I was just kind of like… being whiny in my head. You know what I mean?”

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Andrew: “I will… I will cut my own arm off before I will do this podcast with a bowl of warming milk… sitting across from me. Like, my brain does not let me do that”

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Andrew: “It’s gonna sound… like I’m making a joke… but, I’m actually being serious”

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Andrew: Making air horn sounds

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Andrew: “Must! Get! Clean!”

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Andrew: “Nah. Idle hands, in that case, are, are no friend of mine”

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Andrew: “Oh, are we? Really!?”

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Andrew: “Save your e-mails, everybody!”

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Andrew: Saying “I don’t know!” while laughing

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Andrew: “Somebody balance your washing machine! Like… what the hell? I want my money back, SoundBible!”

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Andrew: “Spoiler alert for your life”

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Andrew: “That’s how I’m starting this show. Coming in… hot”

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Andrew: “These are horrible people. Like, just horrible people, too”

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Andrew: “You can’t be in here, cuz I’m gonna start my podcast! There don’t like that”

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Andrew and Luke: “Are we ready to do these dogs? Why does every sound effect you play sound like a turkey gobble? I don’t know! I just went to a site, just on the fly here”

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Andrew and Luke: “Extra soap for me, please; cuz, I’m a clean boy! (Exactly)”

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Andrew and Luke: “It’s me and Blair Walsh. Exactly. Oof… Save it. Bottle it… and, we’ll talk about… the… impending blood feud between me and the Stu-bot; which, I will not forget about”

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Clips From TBTL #2515: The Burbanks Edition

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Carey Burbank: “Andrew… be honest”

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Carey Burbank: “Are you for real?”

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Carey Burbank: “Clackity-clack-clack-clack-clack”

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Carey Burbank: Saying “You know how I love technology” in a sing-songy manner

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Carey Burbank: “Sorry, I wasn’t listening. What did you just ask me?”

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Carey Burbank: “We really gonna getting into this?”

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Carey Burbank and Luke: “The feeling you have when you’re… a kid and… your dad does something kind of embarrassing… that’s the feeling I have right now. Really?”

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Luke: “Abe’s here!!!”

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Luke: “Be honest”

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Luke: “By the way… I don’t have a power in or a power out for this story”

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Luke: Cute Laugh

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Luke: “I know you fly all the time, you rich B”

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Luke: “I shit you not!”

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Luke: “If you go in more in the Lincolnian direction”

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Luke: “Internet, you’ve really out Internetted yourself”

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Luke: “It was a lot of ‘tude, dude”

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Luke: “No, no! I love The Kinks. I love The Kinks. I love The Kinks”

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Luke: Saying “Birthday drone” in a sing-songy manner

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Luke: Saying “You ready, Rudy? I guess not” in a depressed manner

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Luke: Singing “Mr. Roomba… bring me a clean”

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Luke: Singing a cartoon hunting song

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Luke: Singing along with a song

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Luke: “Suki!”

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Luke: “Trying to explain to my mom… (That’s my woife!) that, not that my mom is my wife. I gotta be careful where I play these audio drops”

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Luke: “What do you mean by interesting!!?”

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Luke and Andrew: Chuckling

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Luke and Andrew: “Does that mean we won’t talk about my skateboarding? We’ll get to it, Luke. We’ll get to it”

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Luke and Andrew: “He’s Andrew Walsh! Hello, my dude. Oh, you didn’t introduce me”

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Luke and Andrew: “It’s a turducken… of Andrews (It is)”

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Luke and Andrew: “That being said; and, that is a hundred percent on the peeper, not the peepee (Yeah)”

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Luke and Andrew: “That’s on you, bruh. Alright”

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Luke and Andrew: “That’s some Kanye West shit. Yeah, no kidding. Can’t wait for… his seven minute track on that”

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Luke and Andrew: “You know what? This seems like a perfect time… To bail?”

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Luke and Carey Burbank: “Five foot nothin’! (Yeah!) A hundred and nothin’! Exactly!”

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Luke and Carey Burbank: “Hey, Carey, by the way, you can go back to not listening now. You missed your chance to blow, Eminem. No, give me another chance, please.”

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