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Clips From TBTL #2515: Andrew Walsh Edition

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Andrew: “‘A Dog Named Suki,’ I’m familiar with that song”

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Andrew: “But, I think that’s kinda shitty”

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Andrew: “Dammit!”

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Andrew: “Do you know what Twitter is for? Just to be pissed off… all the time. And, to piss off other people”

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Andrew: “Either way, I think we can all agree that I’m killing it today”

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Andrew: “Give me some Britney”

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Andrew: “Oh, goodness, Luke!”

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Andrew: “Oh, that’s great! You got to do a little Tattle Tale-ing. That’s good”

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Andrew: “Oh… hey, new jeans. Oh, leave me alone! Stop looking at me!”

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Andrew: Reacting to Luke playing Andrew’s version of the Top Story drop

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Andrew: “So, this is a little frustrating”

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Andrew: “That’s on you, buddy”

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Andrew: “That’s what’s going on in my head right now”

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Andrew: Trying to make the Britney Spears “Huh!?!” sound

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Andrew: “We’re getting into some really heavy drugs, though”

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Andrew: “Where are we in life right now?”

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Andrew: “Yeah, no. Thinking about… yoga in Santa Monica is giving me hives”

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Andrew: “You have a good memory!”

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Andrew and Carey Burbank: Laughing

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Andrew and Carey Burbank: “You must feel (Right) this hate coming off of me, right?”

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Andrew and Luke: Both sighing and Luke saying “Really?”

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Andrew and Luke: “I mean, that is a big pig. Yes!”

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Andrew and Luke: “Just why!? Yeah. Just, just why?”

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Andrew and Luke: Luke’s story about seeing a Lincoln doppelgänger is causing the Britney Spears “Huh!?!” drop to play in Andrew’s head

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Andrew, Luke and Carey Burbank: “What did Abraham Lincoln drink, coffee? I dunno. Carey? Formaldehyde? How about… a pint glass… full… of milk”

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Clips From TBTL #2514

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Andrew: “Again, leaving this all in”

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Andrew: “But, somebody freakin’ dinged him on it!”

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Andrew: “But… go have a great life”

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Andrew: “God, our friends have weird names!”

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Andrew: “Hey, good news!”

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Andrew: “Holy shit! I had not seen that angle of my baldness before”

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Andrew: “I can worry about fucking anything, man”

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Andrew: “I think I revert to being a child when I go to the doctor”

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Andrew: “I’m already worried that they are gonna put me under; and, I’m gonna say awful things”

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Andrew: “I’m also seeing some of the options here. Somebody added, ‘Okay, Linh Pham… start Marsupial Gurgling… us… is?’ I dunno. That one doesn’t make a lot of sense to me; but, I wanted to give Linh a shout out.”

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Andrew: “I’m so sorry everybody”

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Andrew: “In the kindest, but most fuck-off voice possible”

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Andrew: “Is this something that’s just gonna dog me the rest of my life?”

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Andrew: Laughing

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Andrew: Laughing #2

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Andrew: Laughing #3

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Andrew: “Matt Jones doesn’t care about TBTL!”

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Andrew: Mimicking the Seinfeld bass transitions

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Andrew: “My mindset was now: a nervous man who also felt really full, and gross, and fat”

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Andrew: “No touching!!”

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Andrew: “Nuh-uh, you just started!”

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Andrew: “Oh, Christ! Yeah”

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Andrew: “Oh! Somebody took my teeth out”

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Andrew: Saying “Because, that woulda been weird” in a sing-songy manner

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Andrew: “Sneaking vapes”

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Andrew: “Sorry”

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Andrew: “There. This is how progress happens! We… make… deals!”

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Andrew: “To be brave and… twenty-three again”

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Andrew: “Well… you know… you were there, it didn’t… go great”

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Andrew and Luke: “You really covered your ass there as a journalist. Yeah, I have to.”

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Luke: “A-Bone says, ‘Helloooo!'”

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Luke: “Cool!”

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Luke: “Enough about me… enough of this dribble-drabble”

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Luke: “I’m sorry that I said bad things to you while I was… out of it”

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Luke: “I’ve got hot takes on every sort of travel expense management system known to man!”

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Luke: “Muzak is like barf bag”

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Luke: “Oh my goodness gracious”

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Luke: “Rudy, have you ever even seen a chicken?”

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Luke: “Sick!”

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Luke: “We got one!”

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Luke: “Whoa! What’s going on with my head!!?”

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Luke: “Whoa! What’s going on with Walsh’s head?”

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Luke and Andrew: “Be the Dudamel you wanna see. Yeah, draw the Dudamel you wanna see on the website”

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Luke and Andrew: Whispering “Andrew. What’s up, Luke? (What’s going on?) They’ll never notice that we didn’t do Top Stories. Cuz, we seamlessly went into the e-mail sounder. I think we pulled it off… The perfect crime.”

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Audio Clips

Clips From TBTL #2513

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Andrew: “Because, if we all know that you’re starting the show with a damn lie, every sing–almost every single day”

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Andrew: “By the way, Rudy isn’t in the room”

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Andrew: Doing his version of the “Stop the show” drop

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Andrew: “I mean, listen, I always have words. I might not have #content… but, I always have #words”

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Andrew: Laughing

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Andrew: Laughing #2

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Andrew: “No Pumpkin showed up for work that day”

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Andrew: “Oh, God!”

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Andrew: “Okay, spirit of Rudy… let’s do this! How does that sound?”

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Andrew: “Really!!? Tell me more… Wait, wrong show”

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Andrew: “That would be embarrassing… The Internet would explode”

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Andrew: “This… my friend, is why you need a friend in the diamond business”

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Andrew: “Too journalistic and too specific!”

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Andrew: “Will I… ever live… to be old enough to see… a wireless studio? I don’t think so”

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Andrew: “You’re such a dirty hippie; I had no idea!”

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Andrew and Luke: “No, those would’ve been awful. I love (Really?) the Farmers though. (Would that be awful? Because…) Yes. Really? Are you kidding me? I’m actually not kidding. I think it’d be kind of fun!”

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Andrew and Luke: “You’re in a funny mood, (I am!) and I’m taking advantage of it. I’m loving it! I’m loving it, Luke!”

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Luke: “All content involves words; but, not all words… make up content”

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Luke: “And, you know what? Donors gonna don”

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Luke: “I mean, maybe the Farmington Gig Economies”

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Luke: “I’m not an ABBA head”

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Luke: “If I can just take this from a moderately interesting place into boring-town”

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Luke: “It’s #content from #ContentDepot”

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Luke: Laughing

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Luke: “Lewis!”

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Luke: “Oh, great! We are Farmers… You just want to be made fun of!”

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Luke: “That’s not even where I’m trying to go with this, though”

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Luke: “Those who can, do… Those who got too drunk at brunch, curate”

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Luke: “Utter bullshit”

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Luke: “Well, you know who’s always available… Vitamin B”

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Luke: “What!?”

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Luke: “Why am I such a mean person?”

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Luke: “Yeah, but you know what? You don’t have to worry; because, you have Vitamin B tonight. Luke Burbank, the human script punch”

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Luke: “You ready, Rudy? Let’s do this, everybody”

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Luke and Andrew: “Because, Andrew, I have problems. We’re all broken. Thank you.”

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Luke and Andrew: “Really? Are you kidding me?”

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Clips From TBTL #2512

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Andrew: “Actually, this might be totally inaprops”

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Andrew: “And, I’m still talking about my two Twitter accounts”

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Andrew: “And, that’s… that’s ridiculous. I mean… the bolts, the bolts flew off the machine on, on that. But…”

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Andrew: Chuckling

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Andrew: “I love doing that stuff”

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Andrew: Laughing

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Andrew: Laughing #2

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Andrew: Laughing #3

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Andrew: Laughing #4

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Andrew: “Linh, the Phamily Man, Pham?”

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Andrew: “Oh… Jesus!”

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Andrew: Saying “Color me intrigued!” in a funny manner

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Andrew: Saying “You’re not a weenie!” really fast

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Andrew: “Some of these cheeky bastards”

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Andrew: “Sorry”

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Andrew: Stumbled over the word “follower”

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Andrew: “We’re burning up!!”

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Andrew: “Well, I don’t wanna get too high on my own supply here”

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Andrew: “What about: TBTL: Catch the Pathos?”

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Andrew: “Yeah, well, I hate the sound of my voice talking too fast”

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Andrew and Luke: “Are you being serious!? I’m… so not being serious”

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Andrew and Luke: “But, they’re all around that area though, right? Cuz, I was looking at, at… At the Stick District of Chicago?”

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Andrew and Luke: Making a spoof on The Fugees’ “Killing Me Softly”

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Listener: “Aw, Andrew, this is awful! And… no… you’re not a weenie”

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Luke: “And, good luck to… Click. I’m out!”

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Luke: “Andrew Walsh… you’re not a weenie, you magnificent bastard”

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Luke: “Because, tattoos are forever”

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Luke: “But, when you’re right, you’re right”

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Luke: “Can I just, quickly… tell you about… it’s not a great story, but”

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Luke: “Catch the pathos!”

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Luke: “Checking out!”

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Luke: Doot-dooing a song

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Luke: “I don’t know if it’s worth fixing the radio on Ed Asner… at this point”

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Luke: “I think part of why I’m feeling so good is because… I defied… my wife’s direct orders (That’s my woife)”

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Luke: “Maybe, that is actually… a purer expression of who I am”

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Luke: “Mom! Mom! Mom”

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Luke: “Neighbor-on-neighbor… dumbassery”

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Luke: “Okay, Ru-dog… time for some serious podding”

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Luke: “Peace and love… to the… our professional wrestling fans in the audience”

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Luke: “Too loud… and too voice boosted”

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Luke: “Welcome to the FlatTop Grill, Draw Something experience”

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Luke: “Well, shit!”

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Luke: “You know, it’s like the old saying: Starve a fever, jog a cold (Huh!?)”

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Luke and Andrew: “Have you Internetted before? Not… not well. I guess”

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Luke and Andrew: “It seems methy to me. Yeah!”

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Luke and Andrew: “Maybe it’s a butt covering… which, is not to be confused with butt-chugging; which, I would (Mmm-hmm) never do (No, no)”

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Luke and Andrew: “You’ll finally get your chance to chop and screw the show. Oh, I’ve been screwing the show for a long time… since 2012 (Beautiful)”

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Clips From TBTL #2511

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Andrew: “Hi, daddy!”

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Andrew: “I try to use my Draw Somethings… to speak to the human condition”

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Andrew: “I’m a helluva guy… check me out at WalshDraws”

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Andrew: “I’m Batman, by the way”

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Andrew: Laughing

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Andrew: “M-m-m-moment”

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Andrew: Making a funny sound

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Andrew: “My whataboutism has an ankle”

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Andrew: “Oh my God! How many listeners do you think we lost with that joke alone?”

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Andrew: “Oh, God, I hate you so much”

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Andrew: Saying “E-mails” and “V-mails” over Kim Cattrall scatting

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Andrew: Singing “It… blew me away”

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Andrew: “That is the most exercise I’ve had in weeks”

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Andrew: “The Tom’s of Maine of drops”

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Andrew and Luke: Andrew edited out Luke’s sniffles from Monday’s show

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Andrew and Luke: “Wow! Umm… Wow!”

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Luke: E-mails, V-mails and V-vails

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Luke: Having trouble saying “collector’s”

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Luke: “Hello, my son”

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Luke: “I’m gonna cocoon it up”

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Luke: “What planet am I on?”

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Luke: “Yeah, you sound like a pig over there!”

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Luke: “You are not going to Judy Garland me”

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Luke: “You better… you better keep your nose clean in Pottstown; cuz, I got people out there”

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Luke: “You know, welcome to the Internet”

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Luke and Andrew: “Can’t remember your dingus password? I can’t remember my dingus password”

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Luke and Andrew: “In this case, I’m gonna, I’m the daddy… so I’m gonna say ‘hit’ (‘kay)”

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Luke and Andrew: Making things weird at the top of the show with Luke calling Andrew his son and Andrew calling Luke his daddy

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Clips From TBTL #2510

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Andrew: “Be honest with me”

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Andrew: “But, I didn’t feel like I was being a drunk fool”

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Andrew: “I know you’re trying to put on a brave face here”

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Andrew: “I mean, you’re talking about a generational thing here too; and, like, where do you draw those lines? And… not where do you draw those lines? I, my mouth said something that… my brain didn’t give it authorization to say”

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Andrew: “I’m back home in Seattle… I was in Seattle when you first went on this multi-legged voyage of yours… and then, I met you in Chicago; now, I’m back home… and you are, once again, in a different city. You haven’t seen your home in… is it a week and a half at this point?”

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Andrew: Making Mr. Tough Guy sounds

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Andrew: Making thinking sounds

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Andrew: “Oh, my!”

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Andrew: “Out! Now!”

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Andrew: Saying “What the fuck!?” in an offended manner

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Andrew: Singing “These are the Brendans that we know”

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Andrew: Talking like the waiter from the restaurant Luke and Andrew went to in Chicago

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Andrew: “That’s not exactly what happened there”

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Andrew: “The woman in question”

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Andrew: “This does not happen to me!”

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Andrew: “Where, where’s your brain, and heart… and nose?”

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Andrew and Luke: “I just wanna grab you by the lapels and say, ‘Never go to the bathroom again!’ Like, ‘This was for you! This was for you!!’ (I know!)”

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Andrew and Luke: Mr. Tough Guy and Mr. No Big Deal

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Andrew and Luke: “These are the Brendans that we know. It’s a song from the 30s. Okay.”

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Luke: “And, I was… as you would say, Andrew… ripshit”

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Luke: “Ask somebody who was in the room. I know Linh Pham was there; so, ask Linh”

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Luke: “For the record, I only went number one”

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Luke: “From one low trigger point person to another: game recognize game”

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Luke: “Hold back the gates of… phlegmy hell”

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Luke: “I was still legit doing yoga with, like, goats… all up in my Kool-Aid”

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Luke: “It’s releasing the gates of phlegmy hell”

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Luke: “Oh, boy”

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Luke: “Peace and love, millennials”

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Luke: Saying “No way!” as Steve Brule

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Luke: Sneezing

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Luke: “Sweet, sweet, naive Hans”

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Luke: “That was an example of me buying the ticket; and then, having to take the ride”

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Luke: “That was just a… wonderful… beautiful comeuppance. I love your comeuppance. To me… your comeuppance is a beautiful story”

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Luke: “This is the blind leading the… slightly blinder”

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Luke: “What the fuck?”

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Luke: “You would never get away with that at Skylark!!!”

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Luke and Andrew: “Broads! I’m talking about broads! I’m just like… (Oh, God)”

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Luke and Andrew: “But, I am a night-time sniffling, sneezing, (Oh, yeah) stuffy-head, fever… achy… so you can’t rest medicine”

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Luke and Andrew: “I’m not… a mom with a young kid. I’m not even a mom on the ‘net… (Hmm) I’m not even a… technogeek with spreadshee. I’m just a… I’m just a podcast host with a cold, standing in front of you, telling you that I love you.”

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Luke and Andrew: “I’m sorry… What? Keep going, but stop. Keep going, but stop.”

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Luke and Andrew: “The woman in question. The woman in question”

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