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Audio Clips

Clips From TBTL #2504

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Andrew: “And, that ties us all together!”

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Andrew: Andrew has issues with stickers

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Andrew: “Could you put this in a form a question, please?”

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Andrew: Cute Chuckle

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Andrew: “Deep breath… more shit talk”

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Andrew: “Don’t knock Brock”

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Andrew: “It’s just a thing you do now; like me, calling people bozo”

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Andrew: “It’s paid puttering and it’s anti-sticker!”

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Andrew: “Really!?”

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Andrew: Singing something

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Andrew: “Thank you… Maggie… ‘Middle Shelf’ Willsie for your generous donation. I apologize for your new nickname”

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Andrew: “Trump defeats Kayne… that’s pretty cool”

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Andrew: “Wait, this is a fact?”

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Andrew: “You’re just… but, you feel like you’re just messing with fate here. You’re making me nervous!”

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Andrew: “You’re like a Gonzo journalist; and, I’m like a Fozzie the Bear journalist”

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Andrew and Luke: Andrew isn’t worried about Luke’s trip going wrong, but rather hearing the stories of it going wrong

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Andrew and Luke: Andrew laughing and Luke saying “You know”

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Andrew and Luke: “However, I wanted to take my microphone, or somebody’s microphone… and hit the people who were asking questions. Because, they’re not questions, they are these long… self… serving… diatribes. That doesn’t sound like white people!”

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Andrew and Luke: “You’ll get back in your car and head up north… to… snowy… where do you live again? Bellingham. Bellingham. How did I blank out on your… Hey, Rudy, can you co-host the show? Andrew’s… having aphasia. That is hurtful.”

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Luke: “Alt… dot… dudda, dot, dudda”

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Luke: “Are you fucking kidding me!?”

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Luke: Cute Laugh

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Luke: Drawn out “Oh, shit”

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Luke: “Happy Friday, other buckets”

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Luke: “Look for the TBTL Turktacular coming your way!”

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Luke: “New York Jersey!? Get a seat!”

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Luke: “Peace and love, peace and love”

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Luke: “Rudy, did you say… pa-pow?”

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Luke: “Shit be cray out there”

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Luke: Singing “1-877-Kustomer-Kare”

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Luke: Singing “I know what you’re doing, baby. I know why you called my number”

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Luke: Singing a funny ditty

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Luke: Singing a funny ditty #2

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Luke: “Take a moment to consider the deep irony of what you just said”

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Luke: “This has just gone… from, from sporty… to sportier… to esoteric; but…”

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Luke: “This is bullshit”

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Luke and Andrew: “Like, things you’d have in your storage room or whatever. But, nothing to contain your rage. Shit’s getting… deep on this Friday!”

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Luke and Andrew: “Then, I hang up a little sign that says, ‘Gone Fishin”. I, I hang it on my chest and I go to sleep. I hang it on my brain”

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Audio Clips

Clips From TBTL #2503

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Andrew: “By the way… my apologies to listeners”

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Andrew: “FeelNumb.com”

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Andrew: “I wanna hear about your, your anti-brunch manifesto”

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Andrew: “I’m gonna say something that’s gonna come out cruel and I don’t mean it”

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Andrew: “It’s better; because, you can see my look of disgust on my face”

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Andrew: “Oh-ho-ho-ho, right!”

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Andrew: “Oh, yeah”

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Andrew: Saying “Bastard” as Sean Connery

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Andrew: “Were you giggling… during Luke’s intro, like I was? Were we just giggling along?”

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Andrew and Luke: “I have… I have some kind of… bad news for both of you guys… (Oh, no!)”

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Andrew and Luke: “I’m on this list! Yes!!!”

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Andrew and Luke: “Ooh, hot beef. I’m hungry. I know!”

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Andrew and Luke: Trucktober Babies

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Andrew and Luke: “Your office is in your home. Do you think that there would be people walking into your office, seeing the Emmy, who don’t already know that you’ve won an Emmy? Yeah. What’s the scenario there? Rich. Oh-ho-ho-ho, right!”

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Luke: “Ding!”

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Luke: Doing a limited impression of President Reagan

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Luke: “First of all, let me just say… I like that I can still make you giggle after all these… episodes, my friends”

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Luke: “How fucked up is that?”

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Luke: “That audio drop is tainted”

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Luke: “The morning host was a woman!

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Luke: “The TBTL… Specturkular”

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Luke: “You will receive a gift from an unusual source”

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Luke and Andrew: “If your kid’s born with (July birthday) Truck Nutz… Alright, let’s… let’s pull out of this before (Time… time to)… Don’t pull out, we’re trying to make a Trucktober baby! (Oh, God!) Damn it, I’m making it worse!”

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Audio Clips

Clips From TBTL #2502

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Andrew: “And the answer is no, Joy. It’s not.”

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Andrew: “And, by the way, just quick warning on this, I’m gonna play this for you… it’s gonna answer some questions; but, it’s gonna raise some more”

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Andrew: “But, the thing is… is… Chris remembering it wrong; or, is he crank-yanking us?”

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Andrew: “By the way, I read… the whole e-mail, including the emojis”

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Andrew: Defending the amount of time spent on the rigging on painting of the tall ships

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Andrew: “Frowny face”

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Andrew: “I don’t include imaginary friends of yours!”

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Andrew: “I’m bad at math”

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Andrew: “I’m gonna give you my best Nina Totenberg”

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Andrew: “I’m not, I’m not counting your imaginary friends, sweetie”

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Andrew: Marsupial Toot?

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Andrew: Not throwing me under the bus for labeling the Chris Hayes K-Strass Scat clip they way that I did

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Andrew: “Oh, and just wait ’til Luke gets bumped out of first class, man”

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Andrew: “When we steal things from the Internet and play it on our show, it becomes ours, Chris”

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Andrew: “Who’s taking my candy!”

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Andrew: “Will you even have this paid off before next Halloween?”

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Andrew: “You would say, it was the… tweetest, sweet tweet”

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Andrew and Luke: Andrew was using Marsupial Gurgle to find some clips

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Andrew and Luke: “Doog it up. I’m about to. Doog it up, Luke”

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Andrew and Luke: “I have literally LOL’d the entire hour of the show. (Ohhhh!!) Is every episode this funny, question mark, (No!) exclamation point, question mark”

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Andrew and Luke: “There’s something about the soul of a rigging. And, I would say that the riggings are the soul… of the drawing, of the tall ship (Yep)”

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Andrew and Luke: “We got another listener! Maybe! (Yeah! Absolutely!)”

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Luke: “Am I spoilin’, ya? Don’t mean to spoil ya”

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Luke: “Bay Kitty and Pod-dog are, are entwined in like a… in a pretzel of cuteness”

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Luke: “Friggin’ adorable, I could barely handle it”

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Luke: “I ain’t got no time for that!”

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Luke: “I’m gonna three-sixty pointer the slam dunks outta that media night; and, it’s gonna be… unbelievable”

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Luke: “I’m like Belle at the beginning of Disney’s ‘Beauty and the Beast’… I’m just… I know this is a reference you’ll get… I’m just like, you know… I’m just bouncing all over this provincial town, aka: our house”

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Luke: “Is there any… Obama drop that isn’t… truer now then when he spoke it?”

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Luke: “It’s a, it’s a night I’ll never remember”

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Luke: “Let’s do the real e-mails thing, just so we can have the, the proper Doog… dooging. Dooing? That’s weird.”

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Luke: “Ring the bell!!!”

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Luke: “Ring the bell!!! Rudy, ring the bell! Just scared her by saying that.”

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Luke: “That was when I was, that was when I officially lost my mind”

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Luke: “That’s the price you pay for the magic of this audio drop”

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Luke: “Too… beautiful… to have been… real?”

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Luke: “Wait a second. Hold on… Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait… Okay. Okay, okay”

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Luke: “We call him Django Rein-Gus”

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Luke: “We’re… hearing reports… that the scat singing… of our friend, television’s Chris Hayes… may be too… beautiful… to have been… real?”

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Luke: “Yo, yo, yo”

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Luke: “You and I are… we’re pretty dumb”

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Luke and Andrew: “Do you even yo, yo, yo, bro? Okay”

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Luke and Andrew: “Oh, I’ve got the dirt on you too, buddy (I know)”

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Luke and Andrew: “She wrote, in chalk, ‘Fright this way’ on the driveway, in huge letters. She’s really… she’s really leaning into ‘Fright this way’ as a lifestyle choice… (Yeah, yeah) I’m just wonder what’s going on in Carey’s life that she’s masking; but, we can talk about that… another time”

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Luke and Andrew: “Wait, you’re hoping that he’s as dumb as we are!? Yeah. Yeah.”

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Luke and Andrew: “Well, you know what? The good news though… countdown to Trucktober starts now. Yeah, that is true.”

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Clips From the TBTL Spooktacular 2017

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Andrew: “A lot more talking”

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Andrew: Laughing

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Andrew: “Not to turn this into a sad sack story”

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Andrew: “Save that for the TBTL Christmas Spooktacular, please”

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Andrew: Saying “This has been fun, Luke!” in a semi-spooky manner

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Andrew: Saying “UNICEF?” in a high-pitched voice

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Andrew: “Turns out… this Halloween, the scariest thing is… bankruptcy in the Burbank household”

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Andrew: “You really found a loophole”

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Andrew: “You were… kind of bad-a”

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Andrew and Luke: Luke being pedantic and saying it’s Dr. Frankenstein’s Monster and not just Frankenstein

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Andrew and Luke: Raggedy Ann and Andy’s Monster

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Andrew and Luke: “So, this is radio, huh!!? Yes!”

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Andrew and Luke: “Why do we keep losing? Exactly!”

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Carey Burbank and Andrew: Andrew cracks up when Carey said “I think curiosity will get the best of them though”

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Luke: “I mean, the song ‘Addicted to Love’ by Robert Palmer almost made me cry”

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Luke: “‘What’s a TBTL?’, you may be asking yourself”

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Luke and Andrew: A Flock or a Cauldron of Horses

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Luke and Andrew: “By the way, I wasn’t allowed to say, ‘Trick or Treat’ either. What did you say? UNICEF?”

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Luke and Andrew: “By the way, you’re saying the exact same thing… that, like, kidnappers say. Yeah, I want to jump in here. With all due respect… and Carey, I know and I know you’re a good person. This sounds like the trappiest trap that’s ever trapped.”

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Luke and Andrew: Luke got permanently kicked off the school bus for sassing the bus driver

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Luke and Andrew: “My costume was a Roman soldier. That’s an interesting choice. They’re the bad guys from the Bible! I wasn’t allowed to be a ghoul or a zombie; but, I was allowed to be the person responsible for the death of the Messiah”

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Luke and Andrew: “Oh, man… every story I hear from your childhood is just Charlie Brown trying to kick that football, man (I know!)”

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Luke and Andrew: “Wait ’til you hear our Yom Kippur Special. It’s the Yom Kippur Spooktacular, Luke. Get it right.”

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Audio Clips

Clips From TBTL #2501

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Clips pulled from the TBTL Spooktacular 2017 will be posted in a separate post.

Andrew: “Amazing!”

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Andrew: “And then, I misfired it”

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Andrew: “Cuz, I was gonna lay it on you”

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Andrew: “It’s on right now!”

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Andrew: Laughing

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Andrew: Laughing #2

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Andrew: “Nailed it!”

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Andrew: Saying “Hello, Luke” with an echo/reverb effect

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Andrew: Saying “It was called Enco… [ph] and, it was scary” in a semi-spooky manner

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Andrew: “We seriously… need to stop working together”

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Andrew: “Well, I’ll tell you this… don’t go as sexy Live Wire host; because, that’s what I’m gonna be… okay?”

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Andrew: “Yes!!!”

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Luke: “A man… a plan… a cougar, a Ders”

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Luke: “Because, it’s about to get spooky up in here!”

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Luke: “I am… I’m as curious as the listeners aren’t… about if we’re gonna get trick or treaters”

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Luke: “I don’t think the Spooktacular was pedantic, though. I just don’t think that’s actually the right use of pedantic; which, ironically, is me being somewhat pedantic”

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Luke: “I was… a little on the tipsy side”

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Luke: “I, I decided to go with the most TBTL one of all; which was, not doing it, but talking about how I was thinking… of doing it”

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Luke: “Like a dub of a dub of a dub of a dub?”

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Luke: Saying “The Haunting Hour” in a semi-spooky manner

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Luke: Saying “The spookiest hour of the Monday” in a semi-spooky manner

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Luke: “So, there you go… you’ve been, you’ve been Spooktaculared!”

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Luke: “The scariest story told on TBTL… today”

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Luke: “The scariest story… ever told… on podcasting”

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Luke: “We have so much Halloween shit up in our house and in the yard, man!”

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Luke: “You know what? I, I, I also have a tight hour and ten minutes I can do on this subject, Andrew”

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Luke and Andrew: “And, send us an e-mail… cc-ing… Nate Toby! At American Public Media. That’s our new, our new tag… at the end of every show”

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Audio Clips

Clips From TBTL #2500: No Point Conversion Edition

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Andrew: “Aw, damn… Hold on, I’m, I refuse to… continue this sentence until I remember”

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Andrew: “Dude, I would’ve… killed you”

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Andrew: Funny Sound

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Andrew: “It was a… fucking good game!”

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Andrew: “This is… a ridiculous thing to say; but, I, I gotta say it”

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Andrew: “What year is it?”

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Andrew and Luke: Andrew correcting his statement on the Eagles currently having the best record with Luke making a long, drawn out “Uhh” sound

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Andrew and Luke: “I just had a really important announcement I wanted to make here that I’m, I want to make sure (Yup) everybody hears. Never mind, I’ll save it for tomorrow. I don’t have an announcement”

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Luke: “Boom”

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Luke: “Dude… give me a brark”

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Luke: “Geez… Stop… stealing our scoops, Seattle Times!”

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Luke: “I need to know what’s happening!”

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Luke: “I would’ve been shitting bricks. Um, excuse me. Shitting rocks.”

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Luke: Saying “End him” in a deep voice

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Luke: Saying “Uhh, we should wrap things up here and say goodbye to everybody”

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Luke: “WTF, Seahawks?”

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Luke and Andrew: “So, anyway, I’m just, I’m just agreeing with you in an… oddly, angry manner. Right. No, and, and that’s the… that’s what, that’s called the Browns effect”

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