Category: Audio Clips

Luke: “And, speaking of things… Down Under”

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Luke: Cute Laugh

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Luke: Doing an impression of Albert Einstein in the manner of the Swedish Chef

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Luke: “Give me a hat wobble. Now, Amaya I can get into”

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Luke: “Please explain”

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Luke: Saying “Down Under” in an Australian accent

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Luke: Saying “Yeah!” as Adam Duritz

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Luke: Saying “Yeah!” in a high-pitched Adam Duritz manner

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Luke: Saying “You call that self-control?” in an Australian accent

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Luke: Saying “You’re getting promoted… to level six!” in a sing-songy manner

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Luke: Saying a string of “Wah-wah”s

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Luke: Singing “Best days of her life, her li-i-i-i-i-i-ife”

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Luke: Singing “Gonna be the best day of my life, my li-i-i-i-ife” to the closing out song

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Luke: Singing “It’s gonna be the best day of my life”

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Luke: Singing a string of “Wah-wah”s

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Luke: Singing a string of “Wah-wah”s #2

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Luke: Singing a string of “Wah-wah”s #3

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Luke: Singing a string of “Wah-wah”s #4

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Luke: Singing the bass line of “Ice Ice Baby”

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Luke and Andrew: Fuzzy impression of an impression of Howard Stern’s mother

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Luke and Andrew: “I have a very specific ask. Well, that was… that was a big set up”

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Luke and Andrew: “Luke Burbank? Luke… (Yeah) Oh, it’s Burbank!”

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Luke and Andrew: Spoofing with Browser Names

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Luke and Andrew: Using the Vanilla Ice “Ice Ice Baby” defense regarding the bossa nova hold music

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Luke and Andrew: “What would your ciotka say? Uhh, my ciotka would ask me what a podcast… if I’m being honest”

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Luke and Andrew: “Yesterday, remember I was talking about how I can snatch insult… from the jaws of compliments? Yes. With the best of them? Yep.”

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Luke and Andrew: “You know it, baby… I’m gonna sue the shit out of you, man”

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Andrew: Chuckling

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Andrew: Gobble-like thinking sound

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Andrew: “God, that really… burns my britches!”

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Andrew: “Hey, Luke, what’s your favorite GIF? It’s 2017, these are the conversations we have now.”

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Andrew: “I don’t know shit about Einstein”

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Andrew: “I don’t know. That’s it. I don’t know… any more music talk”

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Andrew: “I… promise you, I loved my babcia.”

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Andrew: Laughing

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Andrew: “Let’s have a quick production meeting here. I’m being a hundred percent… real talk 101… on this, okay?”

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Andrew: “Now, I feel like a complete dingus”

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Andrew: “Probably one of the reasons I feel like I have brain cloud right now is, I probably sat here for the past hour… doing that kind of empty social media-ing”

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Andrew: Quietly saying “That’s the rare enunciator. You have to say, ‘e-nun-cia-tor'”

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Andrew: Singing “I want you… to show me a real knife”

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Andrew: Singing “Yo, yo, yo”

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Andrew: Struggling to come up with a response and saying “I’m not gonna answer that question”

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Andrew: “There! I done it”

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Andrew: “This is awful”

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Andrew: “This is not a, this is not a screed against social media”

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Andrew: “Wait a second”

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Andrew: “Would you be willing to go on this journey with me?”

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Andrew: “Yeat, honey! Yeat!”

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Andrew: “You know, you have one wife… that I know of”

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Luke: “Alright, here we go! You know him. You love him. He’s the Human Microwave! Heat it up, Walsh!”

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Luke: “Burbank’s in town”

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Luke: “Dread Pirate Burbank”

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Luke: “Get out of my head, Simon!”

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Luke: “Heat it up”

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Luke: “Heat it up, Walsh!”

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Luke: “I know that’s a lot of ‘F’s, dude”

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Luke: “Let’s use our noodles here”

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Luke: “Move over, Chance the Rapper!”

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Luke: “New York City!?”

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Luke: Saying “Is it just my De La Soul or will I lose my straw” in a staccato manner

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Luke: “So, here’s the ranking of how much your mouth gets all up on a utensil”

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Luke: “That’s… bananas!”

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Luke: “There he goes guys! The Human Hot Pocket!”

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Luke: “There was a little schmutz on my laptop screen”

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Luke: “They call me the Human Ice Chest!”

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Luke: “This is how, this is how bad my brain is, Walsh”

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Luke: “We are going through a lot of straws, people!”

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Luke: “We’re going to a place called The… Weiner Circle”

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Luke: “Whoo!!”

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Luke: “You know it, baby!”

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Luke and Andrew: “Alright, here we go! You know him. You love him. He’s the Human Microwave! Heat it up, Walsh! I heat it up from the inside out!”

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Luke and Andrew: “But, see, that’s why we make such a good team. You heat it up and I cool it down! (I heat it up, you cool it down)”

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Luke and Andrew: “I am putting a lot of faith, a lot of faith… in the dishwashing… process here at Ding Tai Fung; cuz, this is a… piece of plastic… that I am… sucking on like a teat… of, of ginger and… (Wow, you eat weird)”

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Luke and Andrew: “I mean, I was really all up in them chopstick guts… (Ooh, God. Stop!)”

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Luke and Andrew: “I’ve done worse… (Yeah, no…) I’ve done way worse. …that’s, so have I. I’ve done worse today.”

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Luke and Andrew: “This donor of the day thing only works, David, if you send the money in… To Luke”

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Andrew: “Alright, Walsh, that’s the setup. Now, it’s your turn to heat it up!”

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Andrew: “Don’t make me heat it up on that”

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Andrew: “Don’t put any metal in me; cuz, I’m about to heat it up for one and a half minutes!”

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Andrew: Drawn out “Yo, Luke!”

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Andrew: “First of all, put the knife down people… Enough”

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Andrew: “I got a hot dog!”

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Andrew: “I heat it up from the inside out!”

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Andrew: Laughing

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Andrew: Laughing #2

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Andrew: Laughing #3

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Andrew: “That is the most NPR thing”

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Andrew: “That means, it’s gonna be the Luke Burbank trifecta with Live Wire!, Wait Wait… Don’t Tell Me!… and the TBTL Spooktacular”

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Andrew: “That’s a weird way of putting it”

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Andrew: “They don’t even know who you are anymore”

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Andrew: “We’re just getting warmed up on Trucktober! It’s only the twenty-fourth”

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Andrew: “Well, that’s exactly why I like to eat rice with a straw”

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Andrew: “You knew I was gonna use that”

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Andrew: “You’d be chasing a fake laser baldness helmet”

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Andrew: “You’re my key to success! You’re my gravy train”

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Andrew and Luke: “Alright, Walsh, that’s the setup. Now, it’s your turn to heat it up! You know it, baby!”

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Andrew and Luke: Andrew wants to give a hot take on something and Luke responds with “Heat it up!”

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Andrew and Luke: “Did you hear that Chicago? (Yeah) I put a ketchup on it; cuz, I’m a big baby! What the hell ever! (Yeah, Chi-city) It was good.”

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Andrew and Luke: “Wait, no. Mouths… are like… microwaves. You don’t wanna put a mouth in either? Oh, God. (Working on that…) He’s at it again, you guys. That’s the Human Space Heater for ya!”

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Andrew and Luke: “Woot, woot, Ohio! (Yeah)”

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Luke: “Also… we love goats on this show”

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Luke: Chuckling

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Luke: “Do you realize that the end of this week, we will arrive at episode… two-thousand and five… hundo. One hundo a week… That’s… that’s rich”

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Luke: “God, this makes me want to tell you a story about a, a… product I bought this weekend called a ‘Fart Zooka’; but, I won’t”

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Luke: “Hey… we can’t talk about the Browns, Trump and Julian Assange in the same seven minutes!”

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Luke: “I hate you dad!”

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Luke: “I’m a glass half Truckvember”

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Luke: “I’m sorry, okay!?”

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Luke: “I’m your host, Luke Burbank. Exactly what America needs”

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Luke: Laughing

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Luke: “Oh, phooey”

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Luke: “Rawr!”

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Luke: Saying “Lip-smacking” with his teeth whitening kit in

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Luke: Singing “Let me see your grills”

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Luke: “The… flag supervisor was a woman”

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Luke: “There’s a lot of hypocritical aspects to my life, Andrew”

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Luke: “This is one doodle that can’t be undone”

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Luke and Andrew: “Also, there’s a lot of lip-smacking (Yeah)”

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Luke and Andrew: “I dunno. Maybe we just need to take a break. Like, you and me… forever?”

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Luke and Andrew: Luke is a pretty big wheel at CBS Sunday Morning and at CVS

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Luke and Andrew: Luke puts on his teeth whitener kit in and Andrew doesn’t like it

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Luke and Andrew: “So… the only camera they had that could actually show the field was the, like… that weird camera that’s on those cables. Sorry, you just sounded like a teenager for a second. I hate you dad!”

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Luke and Andrew: “You just seriously funked your. Funked? Ooh, that would be, that’d be a first for me… You just seriously funked your geology test, bud!”

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