Category: Audio Clips

Andrew: “But, what I can’t figure out is; and, I’m not trying to be a cornball here”

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Andrew: “Can I get a redo on that?”

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Andrew: Drawn out “No”

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Andrew: “Guys! Guys!!”

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Andrew: “Hello. How ya doing, man? That took me off guard”

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Andrew: “I don’t even have a tail”

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Andrew: “I have a case of the Mondays”

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Andrew: “I need your, I need your podcast badge and your gun”

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Andrew: “I never asked to have white teeth!”

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Andrew: “I’ll have what he’s having”

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Andrew: “Pop those babies out”

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Andrew: “Rawr”

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Andrew: “Rawri!”

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Andrew: Singing “Quip, Quip, Quip Toothbrush” in a Walsh doo-wop manner

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Andrew: “Spittle soaked… teeth… forms”

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Andrew: “We can’t talk about Trump and the Browns in the same five minute period. I will die.”

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Andrew: “Well, la-ti-da”

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Andrew: “What!!?”

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Andrew: “What’s my excuse?”

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Andrew: “Yeah, sometimes I’m doing that to Genevieve… several times an evening. Uhh, is that okay to say? It’s okay to say. She’ll never hear this. Umm, Genevieve doesn’t snore. She’s perfect in every way.”

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Andrew and Luke: “God, this is annoying. I don’t even wanna say it (Ha!)”

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Andrew and Luke: “I think the listeners would like, I think the listeners… can then play a game… ‘Do I Chomp Like a Lukles?’ And they… ‘How Lukles Are Chompers?’ I don’t know. We can work on the branding (Yeah)”

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Luke found and played an audio file that had recorded in a bathroom at his Mt. Baker studios back in 2009.

Luke: Testing recording from a bathroom from the Mt. Baker studios

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Luke: “Also, you know what it is, a little bit? And, and then, I’ll shut up about this topic”

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Luke: “And then, you can’t sing along. Cuz, you want to song along so badly; but, you can’t, cuz you don’t know what’s he’s gonna free scat next”

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Luke: “But, I was laughing my… Crocktober off, driving in from the dentist yesterday”

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Luke: Cute Laugh

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Luke: “Oh, God, no”

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Luke: Saying “Yeah, it’s just a noodler” and having a good laugh

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Luke: Singing “Round here!”

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Luke: Singing “Take, what is it… a hot dog, put it in a pizza, wrap it in a something… you got cheesy blasters!”

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Luke: Singing “Yeah!!!” as Adam Duritz

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Luke: Singing “Yeah!!!” as Adam Duritz #2

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Luke: “Tip of the cap… to my fellow diastema sufferer, Michael Strahan. You go.”

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Luke: “Trussed up… like a truck, like a Trucksgiving Trucktober Trurkey”

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Luke: “You think you know me?”

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Luke and Andrew: “Did you know that John Wayne… loved… Sequim, Washington… The Duke! No. Why did he love it? Is this a joke? He just, he… Nope. He just really liked it.”

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Luke and Andrew: “I mean, really, if you’re a researcher and you walk in, and that thing is furry… you just made a shitload of money. Oh, weird… it’s growing hair”

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Luke and Andrew: “Let’s say thanks today to… this jazz horn. Thanks, jazz horn! And… thanks, jazz horn. And, also… thanks, Meat Cat! And, then… Meat Cat flies away”

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Luke and Andrew: “These things are trussed up… like a… Trucktober turkey; (Mmm-hmm) and, I don’t understand… It’s a trurkey… by the way”

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Luke and Andrew: “Well, Andrew… this may be a record. We didn’t do one (We did not do one) Top Story. That’s okay, though.”

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Luke and Andrew: “You’ve been keeping your Counting Crows sugar on the shelf…!?! No, we talked about this!”

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Andrew: “Are you being serious?”

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Andrew: “But, I didn’t even remember what you’re beef was”

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Andrew: Chuckling

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Andrew: “God, I can smell your dreadlocks from here”

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Andrew: “Hello-sef, brosef”

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Andrew: “I do love free scattin'”

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Andrew: “I know! God, no, I… God, I…! I know.”

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Andrew: “I love mystery tape, right?”

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Andrew: “I’m almost wondering if… you’re laying it out a little thick, though”

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Andrew: “I’m so sorry, Conor”

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Andrew: “I’m sorry I yelled. I just, I mean… I don’t know if any of these things work”

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Andrew: “If I only smell bleach for the next twelve hours, no matter where I am… it means I did a good, damn job on the bathroom. Also… I’m probably not long for this world.”

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Andrew: Laughing

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Andrew: Laughing #2

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Andrew: “Look at you, Columbo”

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Andrew: “Oh my God!”

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Andrew: “Oh, that’s just digital trickery”

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Andrew: “Oh, yeah. I’m wearing this laser baldness helmet. Yeah, but this other stuff… is medicine… And, I don’t think that could work”

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Andrew: “Oh! There you go. All of my negative energy turned back towards you! Mission accomplished!”

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Andrew: Tripping over his own tongue

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Andrew: Tripping over his own tongue (Chopped and Screwed)

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Andrew: “Well, whatever. I didn’t even see it.”

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Andrew: “Yeah, I think so”

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Andrew: “You have… a laser helmet!”

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Andrew and Luke: Hating on Matthew McConaughey’s Lincoln (not Cadillac) ads

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Andrew and Luke: “Here, you want a power out? Yeah. I got a power out. (Power out!) Nice.”

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Andrew and Luke: “Is there an actual chorus, or is this just one of those noodlers? No, that’s the problem. It’s just a noodler. Yeah, it’s just a noodler.”

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Andrew and Luke: “So, Bryan… you are being the change you want to see… in the podcast world. Is it a promo that we recorded?”

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Andrew and Luke: “Yeah, if it hurts my face, it means the bathroom is clean. Right.”

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Andrew and Luke: “You have… a laser helmet! That you put on your head; because, you thought it was going to cure baldness. Yeah, but that makes more sense on paper to me. Are you being serious?”

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Andrew: “Aaaghh, I leave a… I leave a trail of podcast co-hosts behind me everywhere I go”

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Andrew: “Good… See? It’s fun… it’s like a mystery, this show. It’s a puzzle. Ya listening, TweetBahara? [sic]“

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Andrew: “I am an aspiring, freelance bass–standup bassist”

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Andrew: “I mean, that barking kinda gets to me a little bit… and, I don’t even bark!”

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Andrew: “I, listen, I’m a huge fan… but, I won’t do that. And, it wasn’t a Meatloaf joke”

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Andrew: “I’ll probably die never really having a good grasp on that”

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Andrew: “Not to make a thing about everything”

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Andrew: “People go either, ‘woot, woot, woot,’ you know, or ‘woof, woof, woof,’ or whatever the hell they’re doing”

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Andrew: “Problem is, I’m not retracting my love of it”

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Andrew: Recording Professor Bananas snoring

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Andrew: Recording Professor Bananas snoring #2

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Andrew: Scatting along with the Bossa Nova hold music

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Andrew: Singing “Yo, yo, yo”

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Andrew: “Somebody dressed up like a big, foam McConaughey… McConaugh-hi? McConaugh-huh?”

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Andrew: “Tell ’em The Bone sent ya!”

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Andrew: “That’s mine!!! You can’t use that.”

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Andrew: “We’re, we’re gonna get back to the funny real soon here”

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Andrew: “You know it, baby!”

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Andrew and Luke: “Tell ’em the most fragile men in podcasting sent ya. Wow, you sound like Owen Meany”

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Andrew and Luke: “What did he do? He got… the world’s greatest hair transplant…! No, I mean, why does he have a mugshot?”

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Luke: “Alright, everybody. This is special… This is special.”

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Luke: “China… I’ll never say that word normal again”

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Luke: “Dolla, dolla bill, y’all. Thanks for the dolla, dolla bill, y’all, Dan!”

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Luke: “If we lose the rumpus room at this place… my good friend Andrew Walsh will never visit again”

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Luke: Saying “China” in a Trump-like manner

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Luke: “St. Louis, France? What!? Oui, oui!”

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Luke: “Tell ’em the most fragile men in podcasting sent ya!”

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Luke: “There has never been an Attorney’s General [sic] like Eric Holder”

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Luke: “This is how I’m a crazy person”

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Luke: “This some real Linkin Bizkit right here”

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Luke: “Yeah… TweetBahara… [ph] we have donors of the day!”

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Luke: “You know it, baby!”

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Luke: “You know it, baby!” #2

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Luke and Andrew: Andrew thought Luke was making a joke about Andrew being the longest running co-host of TBTL

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Luke and Andrew: “Don’t do it, Luke! Don’t do it. Don’t do it. Stop… don’t do it… Don’t do it… I’m just gonna quickly do this. Ha!”

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Luke and Andrew: “It’s a very clever… PR coup… by the CIA, right? Ooh, another coup by the CIA. Great. Jesus. Really walked into that one, didn’t I?”

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Luke and Andrew: “You know it, baby! That’s mine!!! You can’t use that.”

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Luke: “Cuz, we classy”

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Luke: “Fudge!”

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Luke: “I like to… keep you guessing”

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Luke: “I love the phone ringing”

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Luke: “I’m a little booged”

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Luke: “I’m still butt-sore”

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Luke: “Not too much bun. That always turns me off”

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Luke: Singing “Got a fever of a hundred and three!”

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Luke: Singing “I wanna break free!”

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Luke: “Well, how does that even… effect you!?”

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Luke: “Well, it’s official, Andrew… we’re redoing all the windows”

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Luke: “Well, your best… sucks, Paula!”

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Luke and Andrew: “Do you wanna try to unpack the Final Jeopardy! question? I’ll take a deep-dive on it”

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Luke and Andrew: “I dunno why I’m… this is, I just deciding to bring this up at this moment… Oh, no. Is this about race again?”

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Luke and Andrew: “It’s not Russia. Okay, I’m gonna say it’s Saudi Arabia. I’m gonna give you some more hints. I just was trying to get out of this. I’m squirming so bad over here. The more countries I say, the worst… I’m gonna look.”

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Luke and Andrew: Luke comparing going from Austin Rogers to a new Jeopardy! contestant being like going from President Obama to Trump

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Luke and Andrew: “Never get involved in a land quiz in Asia. Oh, that’s right up your alley!”

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Luke and Andrew: “Remember what it was like when we had a president… (Somebody that… you requested) I mean… what must it be like to live in a country where you have a fucking human being running things? Yeah.”

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Luke and Andrew: “The category is… Janeane Garofalo Movie Posters. Whoo-hoo!!!”

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Luke and Andrew: “You can’t even talk about The Bone. They’re trying to take The Bone out of Trucktober. The Bone is the reason for the season!”

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Andrew: “Because, you know, it’s bad”

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Andrew: “But, trust me. It’s fine.”

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Andrew: Cute Laugh

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Andrew: “Did you see my snarky tweet the other day? Hey, which one?”

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Andrew: “Don’t do this to me!”

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Andrew: “Don’t get between me and my peanuts”

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Andrew: “Don’t… e-mail me the tattoo. That’s gross”

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Andrew: Having a good laugh

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Andrew: “I dunno where I’m going with that. You lost. I’m gone.”

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Andrew: “I just like it when you say, ‘sweet treats'”

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Andrew: “I’m squirming so bad over here”

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Andrew: “It’s Pell and Poundstone Pools”

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Andrew: Making funny sounds

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Andrew: “Now, Zane I can get into”

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Andrew: “Oh my God. Never occurred to me that you would be the one to rat me out”

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Andrew: “Potent Donovan Lyrics”

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Andrew: “So, I don’t wanna… repeat myself. That’s one thing after five… or so years of doing this show… I’ve never repeated myself; and, I wanna keep that record”

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Andrew: “So, that’s a victory. That’s good.”

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Andrew: “Son of a gun! I gotta eat dessert!”

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Andrew: “Talking about patting myself on the back”

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Andrew: “The Bone… is the patron saint of Trucktober, obviously.”

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Andrew: “Whoo-hoo!!!”

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Andrew: “Ya snarkster. Ya snarky tweeter.”

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Andrew: “Yeah… been there”

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Andrew: “You know how, sometimes, I just get fidgety… and I start doing weird things”

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Andrew and Luke: “But, I wanna unpack your feelings a little bit. Sorry… I don’t wanna, I don’t wanna, (Please) I don’t wanna say unpack. Unpack is overused”

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Andrew and Luke: Getting off-track, deep-diving and unpacking

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Andrew and Luke: It “booged” Luke that Andrew claimed U2’s Bono for America

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