Category: Audio Clips

Andrew: “And, Pert… is… is on… Pert… tament… t… disability. I dunno even know why I am trying! Why am I trying these horrible jokes!?”

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Andrew: Drawn out “Really?”

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Andrew: “Et cetera. Et cetera”

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Andrew: “Father Chromy has taken the Truck Nutz”

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Andrew: “First of all, I am, just now, re-watching ‘Llamas on the Loose’; and, this is delightful”

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Andrew: “I’m not doing meth!!”

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Andrew: “It just occurred to me that, if anybody pull-quotes that… it’s not great. So, maybe I will cut it all out. I don’t need to see that on… any third-party websites.”

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Andrew: Laughing

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Andrew: Saying “Always do!” in an annoying manner

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Andrew: Saying “And, I kind of am letting it get to me” in a sing-songy manner

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Andrew: “So, I’m hoping as much as you are that this pays off”

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Andrew: “Thank you. And, Happy Dumptober to you”

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Andrew: “The darkness is descending”

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Andrew: “Truck ex… ex machina?”

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Andrew: “We doodily-doodily-doodily-do!”

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Andrew: “Well, you know what they say… Trarch showers bring Trapril… flowers. Hey, I tried! Alright? I tried!”

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Andrew: “Yet, here I am… and, I wanna punch a brown person in his face” ^*

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Andrew and Luke: “Do you know how his family got that name… Nawrocki? I don’t. I actually know this, I was looking it up. Apparently, somebody said to him, ‘Are you a Rambo guy?’ And, he said, ‘Nah, Rocky’. Why don’t I have kids?”

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Andrew and Luke: Having a little trouble saying “asterisk”

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Andrew and Luke: “I’m sure that there are not organisms living in that goddamn (No) headband”

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Andrew and Luke: “Lassoo it!? (Lassoo it)”

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Andrew and Luke: “Where didja get that!? I… I did a little Trucktober deep-dive last night. Nice!”

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Luke: “Alexa! Stop!”

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Luke: “Because, you know, a lot of people are racists and they just be inside their house; but, I’m not one of those guys!”

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Luke: “He rock a house”

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Luke: “I celebrate it… all the different ways”

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Luke: “I could really take this to a very weird place”

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Luke: “I’m surprised that me standing… at the kind of… the… the business end… you know, the southbound end of a northbound TSA conveyor belt”

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Luke: “My attempts at wokeness takes some very strange turns in my life. You know?”

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Luke: “The guys is, looks like he’s been rode hard and put away wet”

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Luke and Andrew: “Alexa! Stop. People are gonna kill ya. You just stopped the podcast for a lot of people. Well, maybe they were tired listening to it.”

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Luke and Andrew: “Did you catch that? Yes!”

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Luke and Andrew: “You’re just a racist! (I know)”

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*: Andrew is not a racist and does not want to punch brown people in their face. It was said in a very non-serious manner. Peace and love.

Clips from the No Point Conversion portion of the show will be posted at a later date.

Andrew: “Don’t, don’t bald-shame me”

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Andrew: Drawn out “Me too”

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Andrew: “Duffly!”

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Andrew: “Happy Dumptober to you”

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Andrew: “Hey, Luke… how are you? How are you?”

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Andrew: “I had a kind of a similar… no, I had like the polar opposite. Wait, similar or polar opposite? Choose one.”

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Andrew: “I have a lot of thoughts!”

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Andrew: “I have no room for that in my life”

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Andrew: “I was feeling like a real grumpy… Gus”

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Andrew: “I’m a little befuddled”

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Andrew: “Is this part of the War on Trucktober?”

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Andrew: “It’s goddamn bumper cars out there!”

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Andrew: “Just shut up!”

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Andrew: “Shirt off. New shirt on. Socks off. New socks on.”

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Andrew: Singing “Who else is gonna give you… broken arrow”

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Andrew: “So… cold!”

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Andrew: “They make… tools exactly for this!”

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Andrew: “Who else is gonna give you… broken arrow. Why you making me sing? Walsh… what do we talk about: No singing.”

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Andrew and Luke: Meandery: Possible podcast network name?

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Andrew and Luke: “Would you like it better or worse if it was called, ‘Filthy John’? Ooh, worse”

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Luke: “Alright, what do we got, buddy?”

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Luke: “But, I usually listen to the radio or something else; and, we now have a Bluetooth dongle thanks, shout out to Linh Pham”

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Luke: “Hempy, happy, hampy… Dubtover… I think is the… the customary greeting”

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Luke: “I’m doing all of this… mid-change; and so, I think my mind got a little scrambled. I started to focus more on Husky football than on… you know, the fact that I was borderline nude in a public parking lot”

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Luke: “I’m the guy with a… miniature can of Diet Coke around here”

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Luke: “It’s apropos of absolutely nothing”

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Luke: “That’s not true. Is it true?”

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Luke: “The Bay City”

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Luke: “You reverse your bald spot?”

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Luke and Andrew: “A car with, like, four ladies in their twenties pulled up. Oh, really? They got a good… good glance at the Lukles? No, thank god!”

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Luke and Andrew: “That’s not true. Is it true? I can’t, I can’t… answer this”

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Luke and Andrew: “What’s… I think… worth noting is, I celebrate Dumptover… twelve months out of the year. Wait, Dumptover!?”

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One of the listeners sent in a voicemail containing a portion of a discussion from a previous show that has been chopped and screwed.

Chopped and Screwed Clip of TBTL

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Andrew: “Congratulations on being super cool”

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Andrew: “Deus ex Bergamont? [sic]“

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Andrew: Drawn out “Okay”

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Andrew: “I’m sorry; but, you know it, baby!”

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Andrew: “Oh, no! Luke burned himself!”

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Andrew: “She’s an… English Breakfast kinda gal. And, I’m an Earl Grey kinda guy”

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Andrew: “So many e-mails. So many v-mails.”

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Andrew: “The Chuckle and The Hen”

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Andrew: “This is our sandbox. This is where we get to try out all kinds of bad show ideas”

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Andrew: “Well, you brought it up!”

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Andrew: “Who are the lucky winners, Luke? Who are the lucky sons of guns?”

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Andrew: “Would you say that you’re a, you’re a Poochie in a world of Flanders?”

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Andrew: “You know it, baby!”

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Andrew and Luke: Getting a shout out re taking a photo of Luke’s skateboard at Live Wire

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Luke: “And, I, I think I got a little confused… this is gonna sound like I’m trying to be funny: there is no bread involved, right?”

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Luke: “Aw, shit, man”

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Luke: “Deus ex bad idea”

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Luke: “God! This… tea is amazing!”

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Luke: “Goofy-footed stale-fish”

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Luke: “Homie don’t play that”

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Luke: “I burned the living shit out of my hands”

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Luke: “I don’t even know what that means!”

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Luke: “I know that’s a lot of ‘T’s, dude”

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Luke: “I wasn’t even supposed to be here today!”

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Luke: “I’m… Marty McFly… right now!”

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Luke: “It got real planes-y, trains-y and… automobiles-y?”

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Luke: “Lookin’s free. Touching will cost ya”

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Luke: “Peace and love”

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Luke: “Scandahoovian”

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Luke: “Skateboard to Vodka Town”

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Luke: “That part went pretty well, I thought”

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Luke: “Welcome, Luke Burbank”

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Luke: “Where we’re going… we don’t need… firm reservations”

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Luke: “You know it, baby!”

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Luke: “You… are a… show title… machine today!”

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Luke and Andrew: “And, Happy Trucktober to you. Thank you. And you and yours.”

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Luke and Andrew: “Are you saying God wanted me to burn my hands on that… teapot? I think God, along with all of the listeners, want me to stop talking about fighting over tea with Genevieve”

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Luke and Andrew: “Hey, can we do an e-mail frenzy? I am dying to!”

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Luke and Andrew: “I can’t go into the sandbox anymore. That’s where I saw the leprechaun. (Tastes like burnding [sic]) He told me to burn things.”

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Luke and Andrew: Linkin Bizkit

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Luke and Andrew: “Oh, shit! (Um) Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow… Uh-oh. Ow!!”

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Luke and Andrew: “Speaking of… something that’s not coffee. Okay… so… how’s that for a… segue (Wow, man!)”

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Luke and Andrew: Tat Talk

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Andrew: “And, I’m not trying to do TMI here”

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Andrew: “But, let me tell you this!”

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Andrew: “Classic bit. Classic bit.”

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Andrew: “Hey, man… how are you doing?”

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Andrew: “I got… I got them… mid-Trucktober blues again, Mama”

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Andrew: “I need a copy editor on this. Who wrote these lines for me… today, by the way?”

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Andrew: “I wish I could’ve said that without… cracking my own damn self up”

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Andrew: “I, I welcome our Susie overlords”

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Andrew: Laughing

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Andrew: Laughing #2

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Andrew: “My blood is up right now. I am… I am livid!”

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Andrew: “Oh, man. We’re vain”

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Andrew: “Pugnacious”

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Andrew: Singing “All your money… on the back of a white… horse”

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Andrew: “Woohoo!”

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Andrew and Luke: Andrew is a bit down because Trucktober is halfway through

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Luke: “But, you know what? I probably think this podcast is about me; because, it technically is at least fifty percent about me”

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Luke: “Dave’s not here; he’s pooping on Chong.”

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Luke: “Hello, my dude”

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Luke: “Keep doing what you’re not doing”

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Luke: “That is a wild celebration of life”

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Luke: “Undercover Chong-head”

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Luke: “We are the… we’re the region’s only married podcasting team”

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Luke: “You went to college!? TMI, dude. TMI.”

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Luke and Andrew: “He’s got a beard that looks like what my beard would look like if I grew it; which, is why I don’t grow a beard. Did you say that to him?”

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Luke and Andrew: “I mean, you’re a fan of live theatre and you always have been. (I am) Like, I’m a fan of movies in unexpected places. Have you seen any movies in unexpected places… lately… by the way?”

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Andrew: “Feel free to, you know, shake this off”

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Andrew: “Get off the bridge! Get off the bridge!”

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Andrew: “God, it’s a horrible prank!! I’d be dead!!”

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Andrew: “I almost died watching this!”

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Andrew: “I feel like you’re real close to making a Cards Against Zumanity joke”

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Andrew: “I think I’m trying so hard… to not let my brain turn off, that I’m working too hard and saying weird things”

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Andrew: “I was in the gift store… probably looking at the teddy bears”

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Andrew: “I’m not any of those things”

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Andrew: “I’m not okay with this… at all!”

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Andrew: “Just really blowing through nap time, aren’t we?”

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Andrew: “Oh my God!!!”

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Andrew: “…Or the baseball that I just dropped on the ground… that probably made a big racket”

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Andrew: “PC culture… run amoke”

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Andrew: Quietly saying “Oh my God”

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Andrew: “Rough and rowdy comedians of yesteryear”

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Andrew: “That is criminal”

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Andrew: “This sounds dumb”

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Andrew: “Why!!? God, why!!?”

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Andrew and Luke: “This doesn’t seem okay to me. This doesn’t seem okay… Wow! Really? Yeah.”

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Luke: Andrew is the longest nicknamed co-host of TBTL

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Luke: Chuckling

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Luke: “Don’t get me talking about beans”

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Luke: “Easy, snowflake”

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Luke: “Everything’s coming up Rouse!”

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Luke: “Homeboy is ninety-five, by the way”

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Luke: “I don’t know if I broke her brain… or what”

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Luke: “I just need a remote control to… stir in the Splenda”

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Luke: “In classic… TBTL form, let’s just get right into the Top Stories… forty-five minutes into the program”

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Luke: “Kumail! It’s Luke!”

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Luke: Saying “Let us pray” in a priestly, sing-songy manner

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Luke: “That’s insane!”

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Luke: “This is so specific… and so loud. In fact, too loud and too specific”

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Luke: “Yee-haw”

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Luke and Andrew: “I’m trying to send you a GIF, and I don’t know if it’s gonna GIF when it gets to you; or, if it’s just gonna yiff… [ph] or if it’s gonna spiff (Yeah)”

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Luke and Andrew: “This is gonna sound like I’m about to cyberbully you… Oh, no! Within an inch of my life? (To within an inch of your life)”

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???: Saying “Hold up” in a funny manner

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Andrew: “‘Cuz, I’m not getting any younger over here”

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Andrew: “Ding, ding, ding!”

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Andrew: “Hey… I need a nickname. How come everybody’s got a nickname, except for me?”

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Andrew: “I wanna do something with you that you’re gonna hate; but, I need to j-jam it in here before you… before you”

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Andrew: “I’m all for it. I mean, the listeners will probably gonna be mad at you”

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Andrew: “I’m gagging almost thinking about it”

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Andrew: Laughing

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Andrew: “Oh… sorry, yeah. I’m sorry, I didn’t go with… that wasn’t very ‘Yes, and’ of me. It was just ‘And’. I forgot the ‘Yes’ part! Sorry.”

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Andrew: “Okay… my dad made me upload it. Don’t ask.”

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Andrew: Saying “Crest White Strips” over some trap music

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Andrew: Saying “Dentist. Clean teeth.” over some trap music

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Andrew: Singing “What is love!”

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Andrew: “Sorry, I thought you were a boy, Morgaine”

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Andrew: “The Morgaine… was a woman!”

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Andrew: “Well, ding, ding, ding”

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Andrew: “What are the chances that you can… kinda, keep both dentists and play them off of each other?”

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Andrew: “Whatever, Seven for Ten!”

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Andrew: “Yeah!!!”

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Andrew and Luke: “I wanna do something with you that you’re gonna hate; but, I need to j-jam it (Okay) in here before you… before you… God, you could just take everything you just said in such a weird… sense, if you had a dirty mind. I wanna do (Luckily, you don’t) something you’ll hate, but if we just jam it in there… it’ll be fine.”

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Andrew and Luke: “I’m like the heel of TBTL. Not true at all. Not true at all. You’re the… is it the… babyface?”

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Andrew and Luke: Luke lobs a Seven of Nine, Jeri Ryan, Star Trek reference at Andrew

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Andrew and Luke: “Very Portland, you know? You know, they always paint on the street of Portland? Yeah. Hippies.”

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Luke: “Durrrrrr!!!”

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Luke: “Henry the… Whatever!”

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Luke: “Jeopardy’s got a new bad boy”

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Luke: Laughing

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Luke: Making a whistling sound for a correct response

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Luke: Mimicking the Amazon Echo acknowledgement sound

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Luke: “Oh, what!!?”

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Luke: Saying “Powerball!” in same manner as “Fireball!”

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Luke: Singing “Baby, don’t hurt me”

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Luke: “You just got the D, and you got the M, and you got the B”

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Luke: “You’ve been replaced”

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Luke and Andrew: “I got another tight five on Morgana. So… We don’t have a tight five on anything!”

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Luke and Andrew: “I guess it’s good that… that this new person also practices safe sex… (Yeah!) even though, they’re now… porking the love of your life. I don’t know why this got… (I don’t know!) so weird, so fast.”

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Luke and Andrew: “I know the difference, Andrew! (Alright)”

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Luke and Andrew: “No, you’re the babyface. I’m the heel. Okay, (I don’t think that’s even) I’ll take that. I don’t think that’s even up for debate.”

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Luke and Andrew: “Nobody invited you to the trap party. I invited myself to the trap party. You we’re like, ‘I was Genevieve’s plus one… to the trap party! You don’t get to tell me not to come to the trap party'”

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Luke and Andrew: Post-George Washington and Pre-Barack Obama are the Flyover Presidents

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Luke and Andrew: “Wait, are crows and ravens are different? I think so! See, this is why I would lose!!”

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