With Luke and Andrew having a little too much fun with saying “Oooh…” and a city name during TBTL #2475, I decided to have some fun with compiling them together.
Andrew and Luke: Oooh Compilation
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Andrew and Luke: Oooh Compilation #2
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Andrew and Luke: Oooh, I and Uhh Mashup
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Clips from the “No Point Conversion” portion of TBTL #2475 will be posted at a later date
Carey Burbank: “If the towel looks flashy… it’s meant for being splashy”
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Carey Burbank: “Two of the four bathrooms… Yeah, I’m… bathroom bragging right now. We have four bathrooms”
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Carey Burbank: “Walsh, I thought… I could count on your support in this matter”
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Carey Burbank: “Yeah. Hi!”
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Carey Burbank, Luke and Andrew: “So… I’m also sleeping with my brother, did you not know that? (Ooooo!) Ooooo! Come on, Carey! (That’s bad Yaqui!) Too real! (Have you listen to this show before?) Too, too… I mean, he’s a guy that we talk about… I can’t. You know what? This interview’s over.”
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Luke: “Ahhh, but it made me happy”
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Luke: “Andrew calls it a ‘Wake Me Up,’ I call it a ‘Splashy'”
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Luke: “Boo!!”
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Luke: “Dude!”
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Luke: “God, it’s nice to be home!”
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Luke: “I don’t know how we’ve spelunked into this conversational… low point”
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Luke: “I, I, I”
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Luke: “It me!”
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Luke: “Of the Little Red Baggin'”
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Luke: “Oh, that’s the best joke that’s ever been made on TBTL”
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Luke: “Oooh, Lancaster”
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Luke: “Oooh, New Brighton”
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Luke: Saying “It did not!” as Tommy Wiseau
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Luke: Singing “I’m so down”
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Luke: Snickering
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Luke: “That was Andrew, I do authorize that buzz”
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Luke: “These… fine… wonderful… generous… thoughtful… long-suffering… people”
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Luke: “Uhh… Uhh… Uhh… Uhh…”
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Luke: “Who’s gonna help keep the show going? It me!”
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Luke: “Whoa!!!”
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Luke: “Will you please lay out what your… what your issues are, sweetie?”
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Luke: “Yeah; but, you’re a better person than I am”
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Luke: “Yeah. I got home from a long… trip… where, I was just working… like… a dog to support this family”
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Luke and Andrew: “Boo!!! Boo!!!”
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Luke and Andrew: “I had a flair in high school, Andrew. (Hmm) I don’t know if you know this”
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Luke and Andrew: “Now, we’re just sub-tweeting Donald Rumsfeld. I know”
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Luke and Carey Burbank: “Do you feel heard, my love? Yes.”
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Clips from the “No Point Conversion” portion of TBTL #2475 will be posted at a later date
Andrew: “Anyhoozles”
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Andrew: “Ba, ba, ba-ba, ba!”
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Andrew: “But, I think the one thing we can all agree on here is, it’s definitely Carey who has the problem, right?”
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Andrew: “God, what a fun… what a fun night at the ballpark it ended up being!”
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Andrew: “Here’s a… here’s a bad end to this story”
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Andrew: “Hideous towns make me throw up!”
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Andrew: “How do you know about Prom Queen!!?”
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Andrew: “I can’t even remember what I did anymore. This show’s four hours long”
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Andrew: “I dunno. I need a raise”
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Andrew: “I know. I, um… I wanna make a… never mind”
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Andrew: “I need to actually put a governor on my own mouth, for a change… and, not take this analogy to the point where it’s over the line”
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Andrew: “I try not to… sub-newsletter you”
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Andrew: “I was like Mr. Detective on the train, by the way”
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Andrew: “I’m not getting really into sportball here”
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Andrew: “If it’s white, keep it bright?”
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Andrew: “If the towels are dingy… give them to Tony Dungy. That doesn’t rhyme though”
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Andrew: “If you’re in the shower and the towel’s out of reach, that’s probably a towel you should take to the beach”
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Andrew: “It’s called, ‘Underground Radio’ Hey-oh!”
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Andrew: Laughing
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Andrew: “Oh, hey man. How ya doing? Welcome, welcome to the working week.”
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Andrew: “Oh!”
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Andrew: “Oooh, Akron”
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Andrew: “Oooh, Akron” #2
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Andrew: “Oooh!”
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Andrew: “Oooh!” #2
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Andrew: “Oooh! Good luck to all”
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Andrew: Saying “Akron!” in a high-pitched voice
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Andrew: Saying “He did not!” as Tommy Wiseau
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Andrew: “That is the Andrew Walsh story right there, by the way. Get all cranky and complain about whatever activity you’re going to… and then, it ends up being tons of fun; and then, you hate yourself for being such a curmudgeon all the time”
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Andrew: “This interview’s over”
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Andrew: “Whoa! Whoa!”
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Andrew: “You guys told me specifically that there were not bad ideas. You said that!”
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Andrew and Luke: “Oooh, Akron”
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Andrew: “Almost any place you’ve lived, Luke, must’ve had a little, like, ring or hook next to the sink where you supposed to… have, you know, a, a hand towel. You just let that ring sit there naked?”
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Andrew: “Am I just having fantasies again?”
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Andrew: “Floor!”
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Andrew: “I am never faking it when I sound surprised… when you play that. Everyday, I forget that that exists.”
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Andrew: “I mean, you just befuddle me”
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Andrew: “I, I can’t, I can’t keep up this facade, Luke. Can I just tell folks that we are recording this on Thursday evening? Is that okay with you?”
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Andrew: “It Haas to be said”
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Andrew: “It’s just the worst!”
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Andrew: Laughing
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Andrew: Laughing #2
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Andrew: “Mmm-hmm!”
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Andrew: “Nobody can hear it but you”
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Andrew: “Not in my book!!”
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Andrew: “She’s the longest running co-host of my life… you might say”
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Andrew: Singing “Beep, beep, beep. I… don’t like doo-wop! Beep, beep” (Edited)
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Andrew: Singing “Beep, beep, beep. I… don’t like doo-wop! Beep, beep” (Original)
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Andrew: “The devolution’s in the details”
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Andrew: “Touché”
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Andrew: Wake ’em ups
Andrew: “Ya killing me, Ron!!”
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Andrew: “Yoh, God, that’s good!!”
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Andrew: “You just let that ring sit there naked?”
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Andrew and Luke: “Like, let’s just say that… the band… The Who… actually came out today (Who?) Who?”
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Luke: “Again, not, not to… not to… paint my wife as ‘Becky Home-Eccy'”
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Luke: Chuckling
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Luke: “I don’t understand cell phones”
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Luke: “I have these ding–these dingus AirPods on the way”
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Luke: “I wanted to have new shiny”
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Luke: “I would say partly because of my schedule travel, scheduled travel… Partly because of my schadule [ph]“
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Luke: “I, I just want to thank you, Andrew, for… creating my dreams, and then crushing them”
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Luke: “I’m just… hatching my plan for a Who cover band called, ‘Her?'”
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Luke: “I’m not gonna look like one of those… dinguses, I’m gonna look like a different kind of dingus”
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Luke: “Just say it, Andrew!”
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Luke: “New, new, new, new Luke”
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Luke: “New, new, new, new, new Luke”
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Luke: Singing “They call me El Seeker”
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Luke: “We need to throw this… in the Haas bins!”
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Luke: “What!!?”
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Luke and Andrew: “And… also, they have, there’s a… booth set up that’s handing out Micheladas. Oh, man! What are doing in your hotel room!? Get down there! My job, Andrew! Look into it.”
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Luke and Andrew: “Are you not on the Slack account that she and I have? Oh… I’m only laughing cuz I’m trying to picture you using Slack. Is that an Internet thing? I don’t… that’s an Internet thing.”
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Luke and Andrew: “Just say it!! I sit with it!”
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Luke and Andrew: “What is hurting your brain right now…? That thing that’s hurting my brain is… by the time this posts, it’ll be over”
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The show featured a voicemail of a Ten’s husband telling his side of the poop story that a Ten had left a voicemail about recently. Since the husband’s name was not mentioned on the show, I do not have a name associated to the following clips.
“Do I invite this girl into my… fog of shame?”
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“I was… defecating with a capital ‘D'”
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“These were all bad choices”
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Andrew: “Absolutely! He’s a man of few words. But, those words count. And, so do his actions.”
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Andrew: “Clap me and I’ll clap ya back”
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Andrew: “Does the joke ma… I mean, you… I mean, it kind of makes sense. I think there’s a… never mind. I’m gonna put myself in a position to defending [sic] that joke”
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Andrew: “Hey, don’t be fishing for show titles! This is your first time on TBTL, buddy.”
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Andrew: “I was an idiot on Facebook again. I’m sorry, everybody. I’m just an idiot sometimes.”
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Andrew: Laughing
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Andrew: Snorting
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Andrew: Snorting Quietly
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Andrew: “They know of you and you’ve done, like, you’ve been a quote/unquote, celebrity… fill-in-the-blank for them on various things”
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Andrew: “We would just have to tell the boss, ‘You don’t understand, they have popcorn in Anchorage. We have to do a show from there.'”
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Andrew: “Well, I’m glad I went on that journey”
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Andrew: “What’s the… what’s the symbology there?”
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Andrew and Luke: “Again… stop it! (Yeah) That’s our job (Now, you’re just showing off)”
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Andrew and Luke: “If, Kevin Durant is doing this under a nom de plume… By the way, I was the first one to use that word… during the story; which, gives me, I think, three fancy points? Are we still on the (Uh-huh) fancy points system? We are, and you just pulled into the lead, my friend. Congratulations. (Thank you. Three fancy points)”
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Luke: “Helsinki, Finland. Hel-yeah-sinki!”
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Luke: Laughing
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Luke: Singing “Clap me and I’ll clap you back. Clap me and I’ll clap you back”
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Luke: Singing “If you kiss me then I’ll kiss you back. Kiss me and I’ll kiss you back”
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Luke: “The third leg of the Stool of Incompetence… that we sit upon”
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Luke: “Well, coo coo cachoo. He may be the Eggman”
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Luke and Andrew: “What do I do with these feelings!!? (I know)”
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Andrew: “And, if you don’t mind me saying, you know… I don’t really have a backup plan. So… thank you for letting us do this as our job. It’s important to me just personally.”
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Andrew: Andrew was able to reproduce his LA salad with pre-boiled eggs, even though that’s not his preferred means of having pre-boiled eggs
Andrew: “Because, I… just felt shame buying pre-boiled eggs”
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Andrew: “Don’t ask me anything”
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Andrew: “I didn’t wanna stand there and be like… ‘Yeah, no. More ham. Nope. Nope. More, more ham. What don’t you, what do you hear when I say more ham?'”
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Andrew: “Just lay down in the bossa nova and let me do my stuff”
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Andrew: Laughing
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Andrew: “Please… Mr. Hot Dogger was my father”
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Andrew: “Really?”
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Andrew: Singing “LA salad…”
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Andrew: Snorting
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Andrew: “So, here’s all I know… If, if he says ‘Yip!’… then you go ‘Strouch!!’ [ph]“
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Andrew: “Thanks, rando! Thanks, Rando Calrissian!”
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Andrew: “Which is not how you… do that”
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Andrew: “Why do I even ask these questions?”
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Andrew and Luke: “Did you ask Tom… about the time Jimmy Buffett… allegedly did cocaine off of a cheeseburger’s butt? Off of a cheeseburgers butt!? I thought that was a dumb joke. It was just a dumb joke!”
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Andrew and Luke: “See, I ask questions and you have answers. Doesn’t work the other way. (Absolutely) Don’t ask me anything.”
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Luke: “Come up to the Bay City, man. It’s just all salad bars and 360 slam dunks”
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Luke: “Fire away, Mr. Hot Dogger”
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Luke: “How’s that for a… dazzling doot?”
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Luke: “I am an Avis… Wizard!”
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Luke: “I didn’t choose the poop life… the poop life chose me today”
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Luke: “It’s because I’m three hours ahead of you, not two hours ahead”
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Luke: Laughing
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Luke: “Listening to Coast to Coast at 1 AM, pounding Monsters. Everybody knows I ate seven Monsters”
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Luke: “Paint me yellow and take me to the Circle City!”
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Luke: Saying “Cherry Red Dodge Charger” in a sing-songy manner
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Luke: “That music can only mean… one thing! I’m late for my bossa nova lesson!”
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Luke: “The MVV: The Most Valuable Vegetable”
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Luke: “Was she just shedding floating, air biscuits?”
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Luke: “Why did I have to… bring you this number two story? Look… I didn’t choose the poop life… the poop life chose me today, everyone; and, we have to answer the call”
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Luke: “You’re gonna chap yourself out there, bro”
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Luke and Andrew: “And, I’ve been known to polish off seven to ten Monster Tacos (Wow) in a sitting. Yeah, I have (Wow) problems, Andrew. It’s fine.”
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Luke and Andrew: “Chipotle’s recovery hopes… melt… with gritty queso. That sounds like a smear campaign. Oh, now you’re allowed to do it!? Give me a brark”
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Luke and Andrew: “How about the ‘Runny Runner’? Let’s move on! There’s gotta be another Top Story in your basket”
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Luke and Andrew: “Like I said… I’ve really done a 180 on it, on, on the Circle City. I’ve really done a 360 on the Circle City. Wait… yeah, I was just gonna say… Wait, you’re back where you started! Yeah, I know. I just thought it’d be funnier if I did…”
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Luke and Andrew: Luke singing “It’s the final breakfast” and Andrew doot-dooing along
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