Category: Audio Clips

Luke spent a good amount of time creating a little techo/dance mix based on the “Isn’t that for techno-geeks with spreadsheets?” drop.

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Andrew: “Apparently”

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Andrew: “Boring!”

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Andrew: “I just threw it right back at you, didn’t I?”

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Andrew: “Oh, no! Luke–Lukels”

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Andrew: Rapping “Daddy’s got an i-i-i-i-interview… interview”

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Andrew: Saying “Hello, Luke Burbank” in a sing-songy manner

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Andrew: Saying “Hello, Luke Burbank” in a sing-songy manner #2

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Andrew: “So, you’re against family values, Luke? Is that what I’m hearing from you?”

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Andrew: “The Nielsen system… is down? Am I understanding that correctly? Like, this whole, like, dumbass conspiracy theory I had about, about Rachel trying to sweep the quarter hour; which, I don’t even know if that fucking applies to TV. I’m just so embarrassed admitting that!”

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Andrew: “We have the tapes”

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Andrew: “Yesterdoodle”

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Andrew: “You know me. I’m kind of an earnest… an earnest… nerdist.”

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Andrew: “You’re just sucking up to me now; but, absolutely!”

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Andrew and Luke: Andrew didn’t remember that he already told Luke about his Eagles interview and supreme beings story

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Andrew and Luke: Giggling and Snickering

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Andrew and Luke: “Oh, you, you both can go t–you both can go… have a nice life together! Oh, okay.”

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Luke: “A weird, dazzling deet to the side of that whole story”

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Luke: “Because, I was saving it for our donors of the day; who, are our… Technotronic, techno-geeks with spreadshee– level donors of the day”

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Luke: “Do not screw this up for Andrew”

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Luke: “It’s always a Mouse House. There’s always a Prexy. Somebody’s always ankling something. It’s pretty strange.”

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Luke: “It’s good stuff”

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Luke: “It’s like a whole new world… here at the Burbank Springs Broadcast Center”

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Luke: “Let’s do it to it, my dudes”

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Luke: “Nicky kai yay, mother–“

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Luke: “Prexy. Ankles. Mouse House.”

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Luke: Saying “Conor. Conor Mulcalhay!! [sic][ph]” with a bad Irish accent

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Luke: Saying “Oh, right-o. Don’t mean to be a, a bother; but… would it be too much trouble if we put that clip on the Internet?” with a snooty British accent

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Luke: “She pulled a Ron and Don!”

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Luke: “The tweet heard ’round the liberal world”

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Luke: “Whatever cuckoo, bananas string of text, and numbers, and symbols”

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Luke: Whispering “Conor! Conor Mulcalhy! [sic]“

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Luke: Whispering “Hey there, I’m just trying to get in touch with Conor Mulcalhay [sic]” as Bill Clinton

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Luke: “Yippy kai yo, kai yay!”

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Luke and Andrew: “Because… I have a problem. Because, you have a problem shopping”

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Luke and Andrew: “In New Philadelphia, born and raised, on the playground is where I spent most of my days. Listenin’ to Siegel and Brooke Glastone”

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Luke and Andrew: Luke accent starts off as Bill Clinton and goes into bad Irish

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Luke and Andrew: “Yippy kai yo, kai yay!”

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Luke: “And we say this as the admitted Waldorf and Statler… of people having a good time”

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Luke: “Damn, dude!”

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Luke: “Dumb-shittery”

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Luke: “Flash! Comma. Light!”

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Luke: “He’s known primarily for his drawings of semi-rigid dirigibles, known for their grace and splendor”

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Luke: “I don’t know what’s happening… right now”

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Luke: “I’m sorry to keep taking it to the Sammy Hagar Bone Zone”

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Luke: “I’ve already thought it through, Andrew. I’ve already thought it through, my friend.”

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Luke: “Is that a tuner, bro?”

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Luke: Laughing

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Luke: “Oh, shit! That’s what they were using!”

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Luke: “Oh, the Bellingham Wurst Festival. Classic.”

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Luke: “Olive has decided to launch A Day Without Bay Kitties”

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Luke: Saying “Conor Mulcahy” with a bad Irish accent

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Luke: Saying “Conor!!!” with a bad Irish accent

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Luke: Saying “Did you make a hah-hah?” in a high-pitched voice

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Luke: Saying “They’ll take our lives; but, they can’t take our Luke and Andrew dolls!!!” as William Wallace in Braveheart

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Luke: Singing “Flashlight”

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Luke: Singing “Gas-light”

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Luke: Singing “Gas-light” #2

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Luke: Singing a series of notes and saying “What’s that?”

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Luke: Snickering

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Luke: Snickering #2

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Luke: “That’s an Ear-ish”

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Luke: “The guy who you thought was just so happy and fine with things, was so not.”

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Luke: “Uhh! I don’t even want to talk about it, Andrew; because, I don’t want to jinx it. So, I won’t talk about it.”

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Luke: “Yo! Hey, I’m the Red Rocker, Sammy Hagar! When you’re ready to go to the Bone Zone, use Cabo Wabo Viagra”

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Luke and Andrew: “And now… the deflation… of the Spirit of Innovation. Cialis. It’s like a Cialis ad.”

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Luke and Andrew: “From that topic about semi-rigid items. Oh, come on! I wanna keep doing this podcast on public radio!”

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Luke and Andrew: “Gas-light! Oh, that’s a good George Clinton song!”

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Luke and Andrew: “I do think that it’s gonna be epic, if it happens. I agree, and totally random. And, so pitted… so pitted.”

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Luke and Andrew: Luke goes off the deep end with an Irish accent and Andrew apologizes on Luke’s behalf

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Luke and Andrew: “My apolonaise, Stu. Oh, you saved it!”

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Luke and Andrew: Rabbit Chub

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Luke and Andrew: “Somebody subscribed me to Viagra Monthly… it’s just been showing up at the house. Yeah, it was Carey. Oh, the Bellingham Wurst Festival. Classic.”

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Luke and Andrew: “You know what I don’t like? Your, when you’re doing a fake laugh for effect, and I know it’s a fake laugh, it sounds so much like… Which means, I don’t know what (Yeah) your real laugh sounds like. (I know)”

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Andrew: “Beer-burb-burb-burb [ph]“

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Andrew: Chuckling and saying “Hey, Luke”

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Andrew: “Don’t put any commas in that”

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Andrew: Drawn out “Ahhh”

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Andrew: “Green beer-bur-bur-bur [ph]“

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Andrew: “Hey, listen, you’re still a man… you just need a little help.”

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Andrew: “I don’t know if I’m a pimp or not!”

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Andrew: “I just wanted to make a, make a hah-hah”

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Andrew: “I know you, Luke. I know you.”

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Andrew: “I’m both out on a limb and backed into a corner”

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Andrew: “I’m done”

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Andrew: “I’m laughing, but I’ve just like… so angry laughing”

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Andrew: “I’m on thin ice and shaky ground with this one”

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Andrew: “I’m so done with Johnny Depp, man. I’m so done with that guy!”

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Andrew: Laughing

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Andrew: Laughing #2

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Andrew: Laughing and saying “Oh, God, Conor!”

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Andrew: “Maybe just Doog it down”

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Andrew: “Oh yeah, oh, sure, you put a camera in the microwave. Next thing you know, you can barely win the presidency.”

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Andrew: “Oops!”

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Andrew: Snorting

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Andrew: “They’re unplayable”

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Andrew: “This is TBTL in the post-forty era. We’re just grumps. We yell at clouds. It’s what we do.”

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Andrew and Luke: “That’s an old man joke, man. That’s a dad joke right there. Get me out of this Luke, what are we doing next? Bad joke!”

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Andrew and Luke: “You guys blew it. (Yeah) You blew it, you blew it early.”

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Andrew did a quiet take on Pitbull’s “Fireball”, albeit with Luke speaking over it.

Andrew: Quietly saying “Fireball”

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Below is a back-to-back comparison of Pitbull’s and Andrew’s “Fireball” clips:

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Andrew: “Ba-da, ba-da”

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Andrew: “Could you please use that word in a sandwich?”

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Andrew: “Give me some ideas of how I can make Luke cry spontaneously”

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Andrew: “I give up. How do you spell, ‘jnana’?”

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Andrew: “I know I’m awful”

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Andrew: “I like to think that I’m actually known for my grace and sausage”

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Andrew: “Is that a type of salami?”

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Andrew: Laughing

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Andrew: Laughing and saying “That was so mean! That was so cruel! Why would I say that?”

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Andrew: “Ooh, I wanna hear about you being a no-fun-ik, by the way; because, I don’t know if this show has room for two no-fun-iks, and… I’m a little territorial.”

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Andrew: Quietly saying “Shit!”

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Andrew: “The whole thing takes place in kind of a Rube Goldberg machine of the mind”

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Andrew: “We don’t cross against the lights, Gayle!! We’re not millennials!”

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Andrew and Luke: Andrew is blaming him saying something that doesn’t make sense on his headache

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Andrew and Luke: From Jnana to Jna-nahna

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Andrew and Luke: “I’d play what I call the hammer game; where, I would (Yeah) take a hammer, or sometimes a mallet, and just bonk my head with that… for an hour or so.”

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Andrew and Luke: Spoof Levels

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Andrew and Luke: “Where does sausage come from, though? The daddy gives the mommy a very (Okay) special gift. Okay. Okay. Okay. Let’s pretend I didn’t ask that.”

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Andrew and Luke: “You would grow up to produce the Wallingford Wurst podcast. So… (Hah!) Ha… Ha… I blame that spoof on the headache.”

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Luke: “Coming to you… per usual… from the Burbank Springs Broadcast Center, perched atop Alabama Hill”

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Luke: Cute Chuckle

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Luke: “Hey, my sausage”

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Luke: “I know!! You got Friday! Be happy with it!”

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Luke: Laughing

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Luke: “Oh. My. Goodness, y’all.”

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Luke: Quickly rattling off a bunch of “No”s

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Luke: “Salami of origin”

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Luke: Saying “It’s-a Trader Giotto’s!” with a faux Italian accent

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Luke: “She didn’t want to miss the Sausage Fest”

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Luke: Snorting

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Luke: “So fast, other DJs say, ‘Damn’. If rhyme was a drug, I’d sell it by the gram”

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Luke: “So… stinking… cute!”

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Luke: “St. Patrick’s Day… is on fucking Friday!”

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Luke: “That is… a blast from my past”

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Luke and Andrew: Andrew “Headache Man” Walsh

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Luke and Andrew: “Can he Run the Jewels… at some point? He has to just Speedwalk the Jewels. Yeah, he has to Mall-walk the Jewels. Now, we’re getting into some decent show titles. Mall-walk the Jewels.”

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Luke and Andrew: “I’m a Bart Ska-mpson… Skam-pson. Bart Skam-pson (Ska-mpson)”

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Luke and Andrew: Laughing

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Luke and Andrew: “Like the, like the Milli Vanilli song. Yes, I might… Oh, do you have a headache too? That was so mean! That was so cruel! Why would I say that?”

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Luke and Andrew: The Bellingham Wurst (or Worst) Festival

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Luke and Andrew: “The word… is… jnana. I’ve never even heard of–is that a type of salami? Salami of origin. Salami of origin, please? Could you please use that word in a sandwich?”

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For the OPP heavy show, Andrew put together a new OPP segment intro montage that included a clip of Luke saying “Don’t you understand that I have a problem?” from #2317 and one of Andrew saying “If you have a problem, Andrew will solve it” from #2241

New OPP Segment Intro

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Luke: “Don’t you understand that I have a problem?”

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Luke and Andrew: “If you have a problem, and if you can find him, you might have the A-Team. That’s the Andrew Team, in the context… That’s pretty good. I thought you were gonna say, ‘If you have a problem, Andrew will solve it'”

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Andrew: Andrew is usually against using host’s voices in a montage

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Andrew: “Because, I have dumb taste buds”

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Andrew: “Buh-bye!”

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Andrew: Cute Chuckle

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Andrew: “Damn, I wish we could be coffee lovas!”

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Andrew: “Don’t say it, Andrew! I haven’t opened the newsletter yet!”

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Andrew: “Ha-haaa!!!”

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Andrew: “I’m out”

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Andrew: “In this case, you’re Eric Idling; because, it’s the BBC and he’s British”

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Andrew: Laughing

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Andrew: Lost money, flour around nose and cocaine

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Andrew: “Reading this makes me go back to ol’ bad Andrew”

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Andrew: Saying “Music For Your Weekend” in a sing-songy manner

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Andrew: Singing “The most beautiful”

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Andrew: “This is my OPP. Let’s start with my problem.”

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Andrew: “Ugh, you’re not painting yourself in glory there, dude”

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Andrew: “What money? I, I didn’t find any money!”

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Andrew: “When Luke stops talking, I gotta start talking!”

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Andrew and Luke: “By the way, (Sure) Carey is cheating on you. Meant to tell (Yeah) you that. With a cat condo”

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Andrew and Luke: “Ha-haa!!! How does it feel… to be on the other side of it? It feels good! It feels like you… It feels like you care. I like that you took the time to try to gas-light me.”

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Andrew and Luke: “I’m naming the show, ‘Mr. Coffee Was My Dad’. Please, call me Coffee.”

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Andrew and Luke: “Looks like you’ve got a little visitor there, or whatever he says. And, I sort of feel like, if the professor had just been like… By the way, that’s what Carey says when I have a booger hanging out of my nose.”

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Andrew and Luke: “Today’s 2333, though. What did you say? Wait a second. No, it’s not. On the website, today, yesterday’s show is listed as… two-triple-three. I’m looking at it… it’s 2332, I’m looking at it right now. Oh, don’t you (Ha-haa!!!)”

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Luke: “A divorce a-comin'”

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Luke: “Brush your hair… make it dark… and get ready for a Friday afternoon edition of TBTL”

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Luke: “But, just knowing what I know about the Internet”

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Luke: “By the way, we’re back on right… show number track. We got off track. I showed up yesterday, at Live Wire, and your friend and mine, Linh Pham, was literally standing outside the Alberta Rose Theatre. His opening line to me was, ‘Are you trying to miscount the show, just to mess with me?'”

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Luke: Having a good laugh

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Luke: “Hello… my… dude”

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Luke: “Oh boy, oh boy”

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Luke: “Oh my God! So good!!”

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Luke: Singing “Mu-mu-mu-muuusic For Your Weekend!”

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Luke: “Sup, world?”

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Luke: “That is, like, some weird, reverse, big-chill nightmare that I do not want to be part of”

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Luke: “They can ram that policy up their patootie!”

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Luke: “This kid comes in like George, freaking, Jefferson. Okay?”

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Luke: “Uh, yikes!!”

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Luke and Andrew: “And the answer will… shock you. (Maybe) I… The, the answer will… maybe… shock you??”

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Luke and Andrew: Getting show numbers back on track, calling Luke out and Andrew tries to gas-light Luke

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Luke and Andrew: “I had eight cups of coffee. (That was it) That was it.”

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Luke and Andrew: Luke asking Alexa where he could buy a cat condo and how a listener’s OPP should be handled

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Luke and Andrew: Luke bumped his microphone and blamed his “kid”

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Luke and Andrew: Luke saying “Do you want to use your dial-up modem to try to boot up the audio there and have us narrate it?” and Andrew making modem dial-up sounds

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Luke and Andrew: Northeastern Mugs

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Luke and Andrew: “Pine nut. Natural… All Natural. All, all natural.”

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Luke and Andrew: “Until then, please remember: No mountain to tall. Good luck to all. Buh-bye!”

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Luke: “Boy, that’s a real ‘Murder, He Quote'”

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Luke: Chuckling

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Luke: Chuckling #2

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Luke: Chuckling #3

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Luke: “Damn, it feels good to be a journalism person”

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Luke: “Did we do it? Did we fin–finally, did we finally run the show into the ground?”

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Luke: “Different strokes for different folks”

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Luke: “Everybody, freakin’ calm down!”

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Luke: “Get a rope!”

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Luke: “I’m having some mix-minus problems right now…”

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Luke: Laughing

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Luke: “Let’s talk about mix-minus problems, Andrew”

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Luke: “Look at me mom! One hand! One hand!”

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Luke: “One for Luke. One for Andy.”

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Luke: “That’s the saddest thing I’ve ever heard”

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Luke: “Tomorrow’s gonna be… all, all yo problems, all the time.”

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Luke: “Yes I am, daddy-o”

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Luke: “You know, Andrew, just, let’s just pretend that never happened, and keep on moving”

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Luke: “You know… I never thought of it that way.”

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Luke and Andrew: “Apparently (Apparently)”

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Luke and Andrew: “I’m tired of always being the butt of the heart. You’re such, you’re being the butt of the heart.”

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Luke and Andrew: Luke gave Andrew a scare by thinking that Angela Lansbury had passed away, but hadn’t

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Luke and Andrew: Luke singing the On The Media theme and Andrew and Luke saying “I would listen to that. I would listen to… Welcome to On The Media”

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Luke and Andrew: “One for me, one for you. One for me, one for you.”

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Luke and Andrew: “That’d be your problems. They’re not our problems, they’re your problems. (Mmm-hmm)”

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Luke and Andrew: “This is not Marsupial Gurgle you’re trying to play from. (No… I found…) Cuz, Linh keeps his cloud storage game tight. I know, I know. We know that.”

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Luke and Andrew: “To a couple of mix-minus boys, like you and I (Sure!)”

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Luke and Andrew: “Wait… why does Jafar have a Cockney accent? I have no fucking idea what he’s talking about! Why is it ‘Eight Genies in a Duffel Bag’? Nice!”

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Luke and Andrew: “We’re the official podcast of public radio; in that, we just talk about boring shit that only Tayla Birnie [ph] cares about. Right. Exactly!”

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