Category: Audio Clips

Andrew: “Alright, people… you know, nerds, get at us. You can e-mail us.”

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Andrew: “Anyway. I’m done. Power out.”

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Andrew: “Are you shitting me!!?”

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Andrew: “Because, I said so!”

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Andrew: Chuckling

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Andrew: “Close your ears, Chris Hayes”

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Andrew: “Hey man, we gotta figure out how to make my intro longer. Don’t ya think?”

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Andrew: “I call the lobes the butt, by the way. That’s the butt of the heart.”

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Andrew: “I can feel our society crumbling already. I don’t… Luke, what are we gonna tell the children!!?”

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Andrew: “I didn’t know what an Oxnard was until I started working at KCRW”

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Andrew: “I don’t know why I have to tell you this. Well, no. Never mind, I’m not gonna tell you that part. But anyway, I was, I was clicking around yesterday–just be quiet.”

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Andrew: “I was clicking around yesterday and saw one thing lead to another, lead to another, and I saw that Linh had it labeled as ‘DJ Paula White'”

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Andrew: Laughing

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Andrew: Laughing #2

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Andrew: Laughing #3

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Andrew: Laughing and saying “Party bean!”

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Andrew: “Like, ‘Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Genies'”

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Andrew: “Now, that’s a Photoshop project for somebody. A picture of a, a topless Luke with just like TBTL jokes tattooed all over him.”

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Andrew: “Oh my God, what a good movie!!”

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Andrew: “Oxnard!”

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Andrew: Quietly saying “Oh, God”

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Andrew: “Shoot! They list it as counties here”

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Andrew: Snorting

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Andrew: “Why is it ‘Eight Genies in a Duffel Bag’?”

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Andrew: “Yes!! He was!”

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Andrew and Luke: Andrew imagining what his heart looks like, but with cholesterol and sausage grease

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Andrew and Luke: Getting a shout out regarding the DJ Paula White ‘P-A-R-T-Y’ drop

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Andrew and Luke: “The bed is a circle. The bed is a circle.”

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Andrew and Luke: “What!?! (The Iron House) Tell me everything about this!”

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Starting on TBTL #2330, Luke played a slightly truncated version of the following “Moms on the Net” drop:

“Are you on the Internet. Isn’t that for techno-geeks with spreadsheets? Oh, Nell, you need the power!”

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The slightly truncated clip starts with “Isn’t that” and chops off the “s” at the end of “spreadsheets”. The following is an example from #2331:

Truncated “Isn’t that for techno-geeks with spreadsheets?”

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On TBTL #2332, Luke decided to have some fun with Andrew and further truncate the above clip to remove the “sheets” part:

Extra-truncated “Isn’t that for techno-geeks with spreadsheets?”

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Luke kept on saying that is the same drop that he has been playing previously, but Andrew knew something wasn’t quite right in Podcartlandia. Eventually, Luke fessed up to it and Andrew was none too pleased.

Andrew: “All over the place!”

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Andrew: “Are you gas-lighting me?”

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Andrew: “Dumb, dumb thing to say. Let’s cut that out.”

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Andrew: “God dang it!”

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Andrew: “God, that pisses me off!”

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Andrew: “I am going to drive up to Bellingham… and… bonk you on the head with your own microphone!”

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Andrew: “I just sound like a grumpy, old hippie or something”

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Andrew: “In my day!”

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Andrew: Laughing and saying “I think you’re right”

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Andrew: “No, no, no! Don’t, don’t talk to me! Talk to the listeners!”

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Andrew: “Oh, you’ve been messing with me this whole time. I do not like you anymore, Luke Burbank.”

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Andrew: Snorting

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Andrew: “We’re not friends anymore! We are now co-workers!”

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Andrew: “Yeah, just hit delete on that one”

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Andrew: “You… you were driving me crazy there”

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Andrew: “You’re just toying with me”

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Andrew and Luke: “Cat, cat person? Yeah, it’s in the… They, their [ph] cat person”

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Andrew and Luke: “So tell me, what’s it like to be on the phone with me? It’s great. It’s a, it’s a, it’s a one of a kind experience.”

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Andrew and Luke: “This is crazy! (I’ll allow it) This is crazy!”

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Andrew and Luke: “You had took a full week off my life, so… I love it!”

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Luke: Chuckling

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Luke: Chuckling #2

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Luke: “Croans [ph] out with your moans [ph] out”

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Luke: “Damn, it feels good to support a journalism person!”

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Luke: “Diabeetus”

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Luke: “It’s for a certain kind of person, you know; like, a techno geek with spreadsh–“

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Luke: “Kids rule!”

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Luke: Laughing

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Luke: “No, I didn’t!!”

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Luke: “Off to a hot start, everybody!”

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Luke: Rudy reacted to hearing Game of Cats bleeding out of Luke’s headphones

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Luke: “Rudy, go play outside… okay? Go make some new friends. Wait, we have fence so the deer can’t get in, so you can’t make any new friends? Alright. As you were then.”

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Luke: Saying “McDonald’s” in a funny manner

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Luke: Saying “Mommy! Why is Harvey Keitel doing that?” as a kid

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Luke: “Sorry, guys. If you’re gonna get some LB time, it’s gonna be as I’m crossing Alabama Street, with the dog; cuz, we’re walking the dog.”

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Luke: “Welcome to TBTL! Uh-duh-duh-duh!”

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Luke: “What the heck!?”

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Luke: “You know… I swear to God, Walsh”

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Luke and Andrew: Andrew having a good laugh at the idea of having Ron and Don’s Bikini Baristas audio drop

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Luke and Andrew: Chanting “Shame! Shame! Shame!”

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Luke and Andrew: “Hey, let’s thank our Damn It Feels Good to Support a Journalism Person level donors of the day (Nice)”

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Luke and Andrew: “It does sound like we’re using the word ‘damn’ a lot though. It really does. It’s questionable. Really?”

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Luke and Andrew: “Thanks for listening, everybody! We’ll see you tomorrow with more imaginary radio. Until then, please remember: No mountain too tall, and good luck to a–“

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Luke and Andrew: “These sound exactly the same to me. Oh, I hate you so much!”

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Andrew: “All of a sudden, ‘Boom! Do you remember this one? What about this one? Boom!'”

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Andrew: Andrew might quit if Luke plays the truncated Techno Spreadsheets drop one more time

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Andrew: Chuckling

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Andrew: Having a good laugh

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Andrew: Having a good laugh #2

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Andrew: “Here’s a cherry on top of this hot dog story”

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Andrew: “How about ‘Operation: Touched by an Angel’?”

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Andrew: “How you doing, Luke? I understand it as not a booty call.”

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Andrew: Laughing

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Andrew: Laughing #2

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Andrew: Laughing and saying “Oh my God”

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Andrew: “No, ya idiot!”

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Andrew: “Oh my God! Shut up!”

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Andrew: “Oh, you. You can always get a reservation.”

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Andrew: Quietly saying “I just like Santa Monica… cuz, I don’t know their deep cuts.”

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Andrew: “Show me on the doll where the angel touched you”

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Andrew: Snorting

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Andrew: “Sometimes… money no funny”

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Andrew: “The answer… was yes”

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Andrew: “We’re not even playing the same game here. You know?”

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Andrew: “Well, that sounds scary; but, okay.”

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Andrew and Luke: Anything pre-2016 is racist and repeating history

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Andrew and Luke: “Mares are boys… Mares eat oats and does eat oats and little lambs eat ivy. A kid’ll eat ivy, too, will you?”

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Andrew and Luke: “Yop!! Lanyop!!?”

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Andrew and Luke: “You’re good talky person. Thank you, very much! I love, I love that I was making fun of Mario Lopez.”

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Luke: Chuckling

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Luke: Chuckling #2

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Luke: Chuckling #3

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Luke: “Fuck, yeah!”

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Luke: “Go now? Time for me to talk? Oh, hi, everybody! Welcome… to a Tuesday afternoon edition of TBTL”

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Luke: “God, I’m a good journalism person!”

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Luke: “He’s mad as hell… but, he’s still sort of taking it”

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Luke: “I love how much it bothers you. It’s so great.”

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Luke: “I’m such an old now”

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Luke: “I’ve got the market cornered, bruh!”

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Luke: “Just another… two-thousand three-hundred twenty-seven episodes?”

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Luke: Laughing

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Luke: Laughing #2

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Luke: Snorting

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Luke: Spit Take

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Luke: The melting snow is now uncovering the gifts Pod-dog has left in the yard for Luke

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Luke: “We really wouldn’t be here without you; and, we appreciate it from the very bottom of our Tiësto.”

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Luke: “Would they accept a verbal ‘Yas’?”

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Luke and Andrew: “Damn, it feels good to be a journalism person? I think you got there.”

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Luke and Andrew: Operation: Weeping Angel

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Andrew: “D’you ever had a day… I doubt you have”

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Andrew: “Did I have some sort of a sober blackout in the middle of a Thursday… where, I drop this phone and just put it back in my pocket, and I have no recollection of it?”

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Andrew: “Do you wanna borrow my ‘S’?”

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Andrew: “Get over here! Let me chastise ya! Why ya puttin’ diapers on your dog, Luke? How have we not talked about this?”

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Andrew: “I wish Genevieve would thunder-shirt me!”

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Andrew: “I’m outta there!”

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Andrew: “If I had dropped this phone, my world would have frozen Matrix-style for, like, a solid five minutes”

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Andrew: Laughing

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Andrew: Laughing #2

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Andrew: “Luke, put that egg down! Put that egg…that controller-shaped egg down!”

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Andrew: “Sorry, bro”

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Andrew: “The physical evidence is there. I am a liar.”

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Andrew: “This time, I’ve just been barebacking it for the life of this phone, which is about a year old”

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Andrew and Luke: “Cuz, I’ve been carrying this thing around like it’s a, like it’s a bomb that’s about to go off in my pants, I’m so… Whoa! Whoa! Whoa!”

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Andrew and Luke: “I promise you, Luke, I’m looking you in the eye (Yeah) as intensively as I ev’r have, as I ever have: I did not drop this phone.”

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Andrew and Luke: Laughing

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Andrew and Luke: Unfunny, forced laughter and Luke does not want Andrew to do that to him

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Luke: “Ai-yee!”

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Luke: “Douche-nozzle”

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Luke: Forced Laughter

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Luke: “I did something very thoughtless today”

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Luke: “In Soviet Russia… Tiësto drops you!”

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Luke: Starbucks sous vide eggs helped him stay on his low carb grind and allows him to make some truly horrible decisions later

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Luke: “We’re out of Tiësto. I dunno what to do.”

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Luke and Andrew: “I just want to thank Janie, Nicky, Mikey and Annie… Who? For their support of TBTL.”

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Luke and Andrew: “It’s all taco, all the time. It’s tacos all the way up.”

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Luke and Andrew: Luke saying “No! Oh God, no! Oh, God, No!” and Andrew laughing

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Luke and Andrew: “We ran out of Tiësto again. Again!? Are you serious? We’re two Tiëstos in.”

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Andrew: “Aaaaagh”

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Andrew: “But, things are gonna start happening to me now”

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Andrew: “I didn’t say anything!!!”

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Andrew: “I hate this beige, rental carpet crap”

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Andrew: “I mean, I’ve worked for a lot of broke-ass public radio stations”

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Andrew: “I’m pretty sure we both have plenty of that shit too”

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Andrew: “I’m so glad to hear you say those words, Luke!!”

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Andrew: “I’m turning this all back on you now”

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Andrew: “Jingle bells, jingle bells!”

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Andrew: Laughing

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Andrew: Laughing #2

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Andrew: Laughing #3

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Andrew: “No way”

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Andrew: “Oh my God!”

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Andrew: “Ohh! Hey, that almost made sense.”

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Andrew: Snorting Quietly

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Andrew: “What the what!!? What!?!”

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Andrew: “Ya blew it!”

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Andrew: “You smelt it, you dealt it. You sniffed it, you whiffed it.”

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Andrew and Luke: Andrew laughing and Luke saying “Okay”

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Andrew and Luke: “I’m gonna say some words here, you might not like some of them; but, you know I’ll soften it up at the end, right? You trust me enough? Okay. Alright.”

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Andrew and Luke: “Okay. Now, let’s get real for a second. Okay.”

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Luke: “Dogs rule, cats drool”

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Luke: “I got boiled!”

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Luke: “Is this a concealed carry state… for Dyson Animals?”

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Luke: “Kitten!”

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Luke: “Some frequent flyer miles in your face!”

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Luke: “These… people… button-hooked me!”

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Luke: “We will dazzle you with the deets”

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Luke: “Why did you let me on New Day today!!?”

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Luke: “Woohoo”

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Luke: “You know what? Fuck it.”

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Luke: “You’re gonna love the way you look. I guarantee it.”

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Luke: “You’re gonna love this distribution today. You’re gonna love the way you look. I guarantee it.”

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Luke and Andrew: “But, we will offer you a lick from Andrew. (I will gladly) If you want to come over to Wallingford, the line forms on the right.”

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Luke and Andrew: “Don’t muddy the waters, Walsh. Okay? (Sorry) For the love of God.”

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Luke and Andrew: “Oh, it’s a Yabba-Dabba-Doo talk. It’s a Yabba-Dabba-Dazzling Deet.”

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Luke and Andrew: “Thanks for listening. Until then, please remember: my mountain–no mountain too tall? My mountain’s too tall? My mountain’s too tall! My luck to all!”

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