Category: Audio Clips

Andrew: Chuckling

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Andrew: “Comedians Under Cars Not Drink Coffee, or whatever his rip-off shit is”

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Andrew: “Conflict! Conflict!”

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Andrew: Excited “Yes!”

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Andrew: Giggling

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Andrew: “Hertz Donut”

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Andrew: “I am really racist!”

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Andrew: “I don’t want to be the old man”

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Andrew: “I dunno”

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Andrew: “I just love my grocery store!”

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Andrew: “I like to be a role model for others”

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Andrew: “I wish I had not told this story on the air”

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Andrew: “I’m gonna close this. I’m being distracted by pictures of clown cactus penii. Umm, ahhhhhhh. Yeah.”

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Andrew: “I’m, I’m speed racing through that”

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Andrew: “It’s a two-way street, by the way”

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Andrew: “Just listen to the damn record!”

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Andrew: Laughing

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Andrew: Laughing and saying “Yeah, they did”

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Andrew: Laughing and saying “Yeah!”

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Andrew: “Mmm-hmm”

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Andrew: “My wife must be a panda!”

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Andrew: “No… shit”

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Andrew: “Oh my God!”

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Andrew: “Oh, no”

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Andrew: “Oh, rum and Coke!”

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Andrew: “Ohh, and it’s so smooth!”

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Andrew: Old Man Walsh grocery stories

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Andrew: Saying “Teriyaki Madness” in a funny manner

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Andrew: Saying “You know what” in a high-pitched voice

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Andrew: “Such a rip-off!”

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Andrew: “Technically speaking, how did you record the sound that goes through my head during TBTL?”

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Andrew: “Umm, ahhhhhhh. Yeah.”

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Andrew: “What? This aaagh!”

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Andrew: “Yeah, I guess”

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Andrew: “Yes!!!”

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Andrew and Luke: Andrew describing the Hertz Donut club process of getting a rental car

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Andrew and Luke: Andrew salvaging a topic that was heading towards complete wreckage

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Andrew and Luke: Conference for people wearing panda suits

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Andrew and Luke: Extreme Flomo Clown

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Andrew and Luke: “I just love my grocery store! I feel you.”

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Andrew and Luke: Luke’s middle name is “Cmichael” with a silent “C”

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Andrew and Luke: “Peak, you know, bacon slash moustache, slash taco… (Yes) whatever”

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Andrew and Luke: “The smoking clown. The smoking clown.”

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Luke: “A Browns situation”

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Luke: “Also had a moment to Irish up this cup of Starbucks coffee”

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Luke: “Breaking Browns coverage”

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Luke: “Come, my donors. Come, come, my donors.”

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Luke: “From the studios of Walsh, Walsh and Doormat”

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Luke: “Get in line, everybody”

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Luke: “I don’t know!”

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Luke: “I don’t think he knows where babies come from”

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Luke: “I’m the one who knocks on the porta-potty”

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Luke: “It’s a sad hobo clown pulling his pants down; and, if a cactus grows, it is in where his phallus would be.”

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Luke: “Let me just… teach a master class in being a white guy”

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Luke: “Our Shifty Shellshock sponsors of the day”

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Luke: “Panda porn”

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Luke: Saying “If you’re an AVIS Preferred member, please get off here. Everybody else, please stay on until Lot B.” as if he’s talking into a PA system

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Luke: Saying “If you’re an AVIS Preferred member” as if he’s talking into a PA system

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Luke: “That can’t be how it’s pronounced”

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Luke: “The New York Times has lost its damn mind”

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Luke: “Wow!”

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Luke: “Yo”

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Luke and Andrew: #RelevantToMyInterests and #RelevantToMyShinSplits

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Luke and Andrew: Andrew served up a perfect hack to the sack

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Luke and Andrew: “It was in between the night time, when I’m drunk, and the afternoon time, (Okay) when I’m a little tipsy.”

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Luke and Andrew: Luke has a Wizard number

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Andrew: “And, that’s the nice one!”

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Andrew: “Hey man, thanks for coming out”

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Andrew: “It’s kind of two imitations with one stone”

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Andrew: “No, we are not. God!”

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Andrew: “Oh my God!”

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Andrew: Quietly saying “Fuck”

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Andrew: “Silently hating the cops with my eyes”

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Andrew: “Then I said it and I just wanted to die”

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Andrew: “Things are gonna start happening to you now!”

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Andrew: “This is so embarrassing, I don’t know why I’m telling you this.”

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Andrew: Yelling “I’m tired of sucking!”

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Andrew and Luke: “Do ya think maybe that’s why he was there? Uh, could be. Maybe. Could be.”

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Andrew and Luke: “I know that your’s is Michael. It took me four years. Christian, but that’s alright. Fuck.”

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Andrew and Luke: “I want to see a camel fish is what I want to see. Hey-oh!”

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Andrew and Luke: “I’ll cut that out. Don’t, please don’t.”

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Luke: “Aw, shit”

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Luke: “Copsplaining”

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Luke: “Did we just become best friends?”

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Luke: “Hamboned”

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Luke: “Hey-oh!”

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Luke: “How rude!”

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Luke: “I’ll be goddamned if I’m gonna thank someone for giving me a ticket”

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Luke: Laughing

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Luke: “No shit, Sherlock”

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Luke: “Oh, man. I’m not gonna say this right, that’s for darn sure.”

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Luke: “We’d like to thank our Too Many Cooks level donors”

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Luke and Andrew: “He’s Andrew ‘NeanderWalsh’ Walsh, and he joins us now. I love it.”

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Luke and Andrew: “I don’t actually know if this is, that’s a good… You just wanted to shut me up.”

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Luke and Andrew: In the words of Natalie Merchant, Alanis Morissette and Crazy Town

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Luke and Andrew: “We got no free food! Come on! Who’s in the are– That’s not a bad Rizzo. No, that isn’t bad.”

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Luke and Andrew: “Yo… Get in the hut! Get in the hut.”

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Andrew: “Bean is more Andrew than an Andrew”

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Andrew: “Do you have a pair to Sperry?”

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Andrew: “I got two Perrys to Sperrys”

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Andrew: “I really like it too much”

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Andrew: “I still make music beds; but, I only make them for you.”

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Andrew: “I’m getting worse at my job”

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Andrew: “If you can’t be with the Cyber Toomgis you love, love the Cyber Toomgis you’re with?”

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Andrew: “It made me feel both kind of good and sad at the same time; and, I don’t mean sad like a dick.”

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Andrew: “NeanderWalsh!”

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Andrew: “NeanderWalsh! Oh-ho, I like it!”

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Andrew: “Oh-ho, I like it!”

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Andrew: “One of these days, a real e-mail rain is gonna come.”

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Andrew: Singing “Crazy, crazy, crazy” while a song was playing

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Andrew: Snorting

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Andrew: “So you like jeans, huh? So you like topsiders, huh?”

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Andrew: Stretched out “Dayum”

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Andrew: “This goes all the way to the top!”

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Andrew: “Well, yeah”

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Andrew: “What are we going?”

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Andrew: “What are we doing, people? What are we doing?”

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Andrew: “What… in the world is going on with this?”

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Andrew and Luke: “Observational almost humor, here we go again (You know)”

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Luke: “Butt gold”

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Luke: “Consider yourself dazzled”

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Luke: “Get ready… for disappointment”

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Luke: “Have fun out there, you Crazy Towners”

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Luke: “I’m sorry, are you talking about cyber?”

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Luke: “I’ve got the debate in my brain”

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Luke: Laughing

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Luke: “My lock screen is my woif! It’s a photo, a very beautiful photo, of my wife. I believe taken by an ex-boyfriend. Let’s not focus on that!”

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Luke: “No, no, I know, we’d, I know, I know, I know… I know! Relax! Jesus!”

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Luke: Saying “Hi. Let’s agree to disagree without being disagreeable” in some kind of Irish accent

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Luke: Saying “That was Living in a Box off the album ‘Living in a Box’ with the song ‘Living in the Box'” as Casey Kasem

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Luke: Singing “I’m-a living in a box. I’m-a loving in a cardboard box. I’m-a loving in a box.”

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Luke: “Tell them how you want your bunghole to feel in your pants”

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Luke: “Toomgis!”

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Luke and Andrew: Andrew and Lyndon Johnson would cancel each other out

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Luke and Andrew: Crazy Town Level Donors

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Luke and Andrew: “He’s (Tonight Pants) describing Tonight Pants! He just… Wow.”

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Luke and Andrew: “If you can’t be with the Toomgis you love, love the Toomgis you’re with”

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Luke and Andrew: “NeanderWalsh? NeanderWalsh! Oh-ho, I like it!”

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Andrew: “Are you hoping that I do or do not find ‘Thrall: demonsweatlive’ on the, on the Internet here”

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Andrew: “Aw, shit”

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Andrew: “Boykin! B-Boykin!”

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Andrew: “He looks so good!”

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Andrew: “Hear him, hear him!”

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Andrew: Laughing

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Andrew: “Oh, Lordy”

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Andrew: “Oh, no. Oh, yes!”

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Andrew: Quietly saying “Oh, boy”

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Andrew: Saying “I’ll be back” as Arnold Schwarzenegger

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Andrew: Singing “Coffee’s brewin”

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Andrew: Singing “Mama!”

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Andrew: Singing “Mother, mother”

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Andrew: Singing “Mother!”

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Andrew: Singing “Thank u Alaina”

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Andrew: Singing “Thank u Frisco”

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Andrew: Singing “That girl is Boykin’

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Andrew: “That’s a big sound coming from a little man”

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Andrew: “The guy from Fartingham”

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Andrew: “Watching that field goal miss was… one of the most painful Brown moments I’ve had in a long time.”

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Andrew: “What!!?”

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Andrew: “What!!?” #2

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Andrew: Whispering “Son of a gun”

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Andrew: Whispering “Where do you find this stuff?”

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Andrew: “You don’t wanna know”

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Andrew and Luke: Andrew got thrown off by imagining that Luke doesn’t have a podcast

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Andrew and Luke: Rub Tuggington or Tug Rubbington

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Andrew and Luke: There is a “Linh Pham” of the Tony Rizzo show on Reddit

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Luke: “Bell Biv DeWalsh”

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Luke: “Bobby Bigwheel”

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Luke: “Buke Tuggington”

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Luke: Chuckling

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Luke: “How about, you know, not making his name, ‘Rub Tuggington'”

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Luke: “I hope this doesn’t sound like a backhanded diss, or a front-handed diss, Andrew”

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Luke: “King Shit has arrived”

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Luke: Laughing

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Luke: Long “Awww”

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Luke: “Never trust his big butt and smile”

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Luke: “Oh, boy, indeed”

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Luke: “Oh, speaking of Andrew”

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Luke: “Our Top Story comes to us straight, hot off the presses, hot off the presses of 2010”

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Luke: “The Adventures of Rub Tuggington”

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Luke: “This is the massage that really blows your hair back”

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Luke and Andrew: “I, I felt like I needed to constantly let everybody know that I didn’t think that I was King Shit. Right.”

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Luke and Andrew: “Now, it’s Jane Pauley. Who, I’m in love with! You’re a Pauley Pal now. I’m a Pauley Head.”

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Luke and Andrew: “Tug Rubbington? Tug. Or, Rub Tuggington? The Adventures of Rub Tuggington”

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