Clips From TBTL #2209

Andrew: “Ahh!”

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Andrew: “Alright, let’s just pause. Everybody write that down? Everybody get that? Okay, good. That’s how you start a podcast.”

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Andrew: “I just threw my phone across the room!”

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Andrew: “I love this crazy bastard!”

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Andrew: “I was sweating that shit for weeks”

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Andrew: “Let me just use the example of the… let’s say the, the, you know, passion project that me and my girlfriend started. God, phrasing!”

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Andrew: “Next thing you know, you’re going into the studio so crippled by the voices of every goddamn person who is in every goddamn meeting lead up to this.”

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Andrew: “The more broken phones due to TBTL, the better we’re doing.”

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Andrew: “This guy… is crazy!”

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Andrew and Luke: “Maybe you want to do it to, to make money; in which case, give up all hope. Yeah… Don’t. Don’t.”

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Andrew and Luke: “My idea, by the way, is to build a wall and have (of sound) Radiolab pay for it.”

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Andrew and Luke: “Thank you India. Thank you silence. I know it’s the wrong song. Now, that’s… No, to sing those lyrics over this tune, that’s next level.”

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Andrew and Luke: What is and isn’t a chip

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Luke: “‘A Donor With A View’ A new Alanis, Merchant Ivory song/movie soundtrack”

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Luke: “Be yourself, everyone else is taken. But… but, kinda true.”

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Luke: “By the way, Andrew’s my son.”

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Luke: “Don’t try to be all things to all people.”

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Luke: “Get whatever snarky thoughts you want to have about that, get them out of your system now.”

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Luke: “Go forth and podcast!”

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Luke: “He was Dead Poet Societing, Dead Podcast Societing the… Society-ing?”

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Luke: “I get my bandwidth at Guitar Center.”

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Luke: “If anyone has ever listened to TBTL, because, we are, many days, five pounds of shit in a fifteen pound sack.”

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Luke: “If I start P-popping the microphone, we got real trubs”

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Luke: “It’s probably some caveman shit, right?”

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Luke: “One of the things about our show is, for how kind of like, half-assed it sometimes sounds. It’s full-assed in the planning.”

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Luke: “Put that in your skeptical pipe and… vape it.”

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Luke: “These guys taught a class on podcasting? Yes we did.”

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Luke: “This is a very special episode of TBTL. I mean, they’re all special; but, this one is more special.”

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Luke: “Well, here we are at the, what is just about, the end of the broadcast week here on TBTL”

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Luke: “What!?!”

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Luke: “You haven’t tried the right kind of cheese!”

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Luke: “You too, could have a podcast by the end of this session. And, if things go really well, years from now, your friends will un-Facebook friend you; because, you keep posting things on their page, asking them to listen to it.”

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Luke and Andrew: “Is this the clean version? Aw, shit… Andrew. (We’ll see)”

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Luke and Andrew: “It’s important to remember that you’re standing on the earbuds of giants. Yes. Yes, you are.”

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Luke and Andrew: “Our cat almost died today doing a ‘Hang in There Kitty’. What?!?”

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Clips From TBTL #2208: Luke Burbank Edition

Luke: “A man, a plan, a Batman, comma, mug”

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Luke: “And today, I’m calling him Professor Walsh”

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Luke: “Be a frigging grown up and get on the airplane and go to Portland.”

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Luke: “But, what was in the car… will shock you.”

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Luke: Chanting “Luuuuke!”

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Luke: Chuckling

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Luke: “Coffee is for adjunct professors”

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Luke: “Damn, man! The lure of the open road.”

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Luke: “Dang it!”

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Luke: “Everybody, stop opting me out of a possible free…!”

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Luke: “Hardcore pornography”

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Luke: “I have to just wear this raggedy-ass stuff I have on, and I can’t be seen by humans; so, I’ve been hiding out in the hotel room like Howard Hughes…”

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Luke: “I… want… to see this going down.”

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Luke: “I’m not on the list!”

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Luke: “It would be bananas”

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Luke: “It’s NBD”

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Luke: Making an announcement mouth trumpet sound

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Luke: “Milk face!”

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Luke: “Natalie Merchant level donors”

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Luke: “Oh my God, I’m looking at a picture above my bed! It’s actually Charles Lindbergh. By the way, Nazi sympathizer.”

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Luke: “Oh my God!”

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Luke: “Oh no”

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Luke: “On the other hand, if you do dazzle ’em with your deuts in there”

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Luke: Saying “Did I get on First Class, mister?” in a child’s voice

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Luke: Saying “What is that an option?” in a William Shatner manner

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Luke: Singing “You’ve been”

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Luke: Sniffing and saying “And” as Barney Fife

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Luke: “Songs in the key of don’t”

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Luke: “The clips are NSFW, but I think this conversation will mostly be SFW.”

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Luke: “The coffee was still hot!”

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Luke: “Welcome to a theater of the mind… and earballs.”

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Luke: “What do you mean you clean the toilet, buddy?”

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Luke: “What… the heck!?”

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Luke: “Why did my mind go there? Seven cups of coffee, Andrew. That’s why.”

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Luke: “You know, give a man a Batman mug and he’ll drink for a day; teach him how to make an Eminem reference and he’ll co-host a podcast.”

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Luke: “You were just like scooting about with a dang care in the world.”

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Luke: “You’re the best!”

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Luke and Andrew: “Added to that, I usually do it just in my underwear. Oh yeah, I’m not doing that.”

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Luke and Andrew: “Hey, speaking of get-togethers that might get sweaty… The Philadelphia listeners (Nice) …that for a transition. That’s good. God, you need to get high on coffee more often, man. You’re on fire.”

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Luke and Andrew: “I guess it’s a lot harder to make a solid gold toilet than one would think. Really? Cuz, I would think it would be hard.”

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Luke and Andrew: “That was in the key of don’t. Okay, that’s a show title.”

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Luke and Andrew: The Daring Doo, the Dazzling Deut or the Daring Deut

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Clips From TBTL #2208: Andrew Walsh Edition

Andrew: “A man, a taco cat, a canal. I think that’s a palindrome.”

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Andrew: “Hey, Luke. Just sipping on out of my new Batman mug. N. B. D.”

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Andrew: “Hooo-shit”

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Andrew: “Hughes yourself”

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Andrew: “I, I am now a man, again, with a Batman mug”

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Andrew: “Just clean it out!”

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Andrew: Laughing

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Andrew: Laughing #2

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Andrew: “Mmm”

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Andrew: “Nobody’s here to yell at me”

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Andrew: “Oh no, what’s gonna go wrong?”

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Andrew: Saying “I’ve been lookin’ at ya through the bathroom windah” as Barney Fife

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Andrew: “Sounds like a typical bastard”

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Andrew: “The GIFs are in the Twitter!”

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Andrew: “They say, ice buckets are nature’s turned off microwave”

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Andrew: “Things are gonna start happening to me now”

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Andrew: “We love you all; but, we don’t love you as much as Natalie Merchant loves this horse.”

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Andrew: “When it comes to that kind of stuff, you’re a bit of a mystery to me still”

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Andrew: “You might say that this story has a lot of dazzling deuts”

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Andrew and Luke: “Body as (Yeah) a board! Body as a board.”

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Andrew and Luke: “I blast the shit out of it… maybe literally (Literally?)”

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Andrew and Luke: “Interchange the bodies of Stompers. The what? The ba-ahdy of Stompers”

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Clips From TBTL #2207

Andrew: “Beep, beep, beep”

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Andrew: “Come on over. I’ll make you breakfast.”

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Andrew: “Don’t miss your chance to blow, Luke.”

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Andrew: “From listener to stalker, to sidekick”

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Andrew: “Ha!”

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Andrew: “Huh… huh.”

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Andrew: “I thought you were gonna say 47 seconds left, and I can’t make it.”

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Andrew: “I wanna use goose drownder!”

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Andrew: “I would call it, ‘crotchy blues'”

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Andrew: “I’m happy to talk about anything”

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Andrew: “If I’m cutting sausage, which is something else I cut a lot”

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Andrew: Laughing

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Andrew: Laughing #2

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Andrew: Making shuddering sounds

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Andrew: “Nope!”

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Andrew: “Oh, the schat all over the place!”

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Andrew: “Pound ’em out”

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Andrew: “Really?!?”

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Andrew: Saying “No” and laughing

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Andrew: Singing “I got-a, crotchy blues”

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Andrew: Singing “Money!” from Pink Floyd’s “Money”

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Andrew: “This is the worst sound I’ve ever heard.”

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Andrew: “Today’s the day, Luke. Are you gonna call me Professor Walsh?”

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Andrew: “Too Beautiful To Suture”

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Andrew: “Two Frescas, two cheese sticks and one podcast”

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Andrew: “Uh-huh!”

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Andrew: “What!!?”

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Andrew: “What!!?” #2

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Andrew: “Why you doin’ that to Larry?”

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Andrew: “Yes, of course I do.”

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Andrew: “You’re not Donald Ducking it though, are ya?”

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Andrew and Luke: Ghost in the Podcart Machine

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Andrew and Luke: “You could have Kidz Bopped the lyrics on that a little bit… Yeah, you know.”

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Luke: Chuckling

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Luke: Funny Sound

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Luke: “Grave Digger!”

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Luke: “I’m just fucking done”

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Luke: Laughing

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Luke: “Oh my God”

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Luke: “Oh my God, where is the frozen lemonade!!?”

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Luke: “Professor Blow Your Mind”

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Luke: Reciting lyrics from George’s Thorogood’s “I Drink Alone”

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Luke: “That’s going in my… darkened basement area that’s primarily for males.”

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Luke: “This is a two Fresca day for me, Andrew.”

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Luke: “We have a special visitor to the show today. (Perro) Pod-dog is actually here; but, I’m gonna be honest with you, it’s probably because of the beef jerky that was I eating in here. That really… brought all the Rudys to the yard.”

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Luke: We need to clean up all the schat. Whoa, what the fuck happened? Uh, it’s just the pine needles… It’s normal. Once a year, this happens.”

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Luke: “What?!?”

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Luke and Andrew: “Forget The Police, that’s some synchronicity, (Yes) my friend.”

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Luke and Andrew: “I’d eat a Skittle out of a toilet. Good to know.”

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Luke and Andrew: Luke clapping and Andrew laughing

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Luke and Andrew: Luke singing the Pomp and Circumstance song

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Luke and Andrew: “Ohhhh. Across it. Like lung brush. Lung Brush. What is, what is that?”

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Clips From TBTL #2206

Andrew: “#Awesome”

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Andrew: “#GoogleLife”

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Andrew: “Agh, God!”

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Andrew: “Agh, God! I love that shit so much!”

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Andrew: “But, hold on! When it comes to Urban Dictionary, you’re saying that my girlfriend is a taker not a maker?!?”

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Andrew: “By the way, this story ends in the most Seattle way possible. Spoiler alert.”

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Andrew: “‘Congratulations! You just got a bunch of steps.’ You’re just like, ‘No, I didn’t. We almost died.'”

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Andrew: Giggling

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Andrew: “Grinds our gears/frosts our balls/raises our hackles”

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Andrew: “Ha-ha!!!”

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Andrew: “Hey you, get your damn car outta there!”

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Andrew: “I can’t wait to move to Seattle!”

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Andrew: “I’m a real Wallingford resident!”

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Andrew: “I’m a, I’m an old, I’m an old man with a lot, a lot hate in my heart I guess.”

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Andrew: “It must be the noogie”

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Andrew: Laughing

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Andrew: Laughing #2

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Andrew: “Look at the coffee cups on this guy”

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Andrew: “Mmm-hmm”

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Andrew: “No. Yeah, no, no, no, no, no, no.”

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Andrew: “Ohhhh!!!”

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Andrew: “Shut up, little man!”

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Andrew: Singing “This is the story of Hurricane”

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Andrew: “There’s a hole in your story.”

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Andrew: “This was my dad’s jam, man.”

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Andrew: “Where are we going on Wednesday?”

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Andrew and Luke: “Ho-hooooo (Ohhhhh)”

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Andrew and Luke: “I don’t know if you’ve heard of this thing called the ‘World Wide Web’; (Ooh, yeah!) but, this about to blow up. You’re gonna find yourself in the middle of a Wallingford hurricane.”

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Andrew and Luke: “SVC! (Yeah) That’s right, you know me.”

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Luke: “#Good #Great #Happy #Like #Dislike #Sad #Bad #Awesome”

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Luke: Chuckling

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Luke: Chuckling #2

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Luke: “Classic arbitrage”

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Luke: “Congratulations! You didn’t crap your pants.”

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Luke: “Hey, motherfucker”

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Luke: “I consider him to be a basket of adorables.”

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Luke: “I could not, for the life of me, get Pod-dog to come in to the Broadcast Center today to help out with the podcasting”

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Luke: “I did it all for the noogie”

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Luke: “If the watch didn’t know it happened!”

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Luke: “Oh, man. I’ve got a, a Fresca, a microphone and nothing to do this afternoon.”

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Luke: “Oh, please God!”

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Luke: Quietly saying “Aw, shit!”

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Luke: “Spice Noodle”

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Luke: “What!!?”

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Luke and Andrew: “That would be ridiculous. That’s… We’re adults here!”

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Luke and Andrew: “You, my friend, should have been a detective. Well, a detective of my own life.”

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Clips From TBTL #2205

Andrew: “And I’m Luke”

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Andrew: “And really Brownsed it up”

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Andrew: “And, I swear to God. I swear to God.”

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Andrew: “Anyway”

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Andrew: “Because, because the world is an awful place.”

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Andrew: “Did you see that goddamn tweet!?!”

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Andrew: “Hello, future listeners.”

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Andrew: “I don’t know if I’ve, if you’ve rubbed off on me a little bit, or if we’re just fated to do this podcast together from a butt-hurt perspective”

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Andrew: “I just don’t know how to use the Internet.”

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Andrew: “I plan on sinking this podcast.”

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Andrew: “It was almost like my phone was sick and it’s shuddering.”

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Andrew: “It’s just a bummer, Luke.”

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Andrew: Laughing

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Andrew: Laughing to a funny that Luke was reading

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Andrew: “Luke!”

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Andrew: “Luke! I’ve been… Wait. What’s going on here? I’ve been added.”

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Andrew: “Mmm-hmm!”

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Andrew: “Nobody does the Internet better than Stu.”

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Andrew: “Oh, hey! Hey!”

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Andrew: Reacting to an ad playing loudly on Luke’s computer

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Andrew: Saying “This is where things get hairy” in a sing-songy manner

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Andrew: Singing “Love Potion No. 9” in a deep voice

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Andrew: “That’s gonna be… an S show.”

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Andrew: “That’s the third W!”

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Andrew: “They… just really Brownsed it up.”

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Andrew: “Turns out, I have some bad news for you Luke.”

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Andrew: “What’s going on here?”

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Andrew: “You don’t like it? Good, we’re doubling it down!”

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Andrew and Luke: “I might have spaghetti when I get home tonight. It doesn’t matter. Okay?”

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Luke: “But… what the fuck. I gotta live my life.”

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Luke: “He has… promising a ninety-eight percent reduction in blowhardin'”

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Luke: “Holy S!”

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Luke: “It’s a timeless song for a clueless segment.”

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Luke: “My beefs are your beefs and your beefs are my beefs.”

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Luke: “Pod-dog is… somewhere in the house”

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Luke: “Really”

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Luke: “Sabatage the system”

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Luke: Saying “Andrew, I met someone” in a sing-songy manner

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Luke: “Shaddup!”

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Luke: Singing “Arms up for Jesus, arms up”

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Luke: Singing “Listen all of y’all it’s arbitrage. Listen all of y’all it’s arbitrage.”

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Luke: Singing “Luke-les McGoockles for sale”

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Luke: Singing “Silence is golden”

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Luke: Singing portions of a lullaby that his mother would sing

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Luke: “Welcome to the fiery depths of Hell… it turns out.”

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Luke: “You send up a lot of, you know, I don’t know what you call them, Twitter balloons.”

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Luke and Andrew: “Dear… he, she, it. Right. Sir, ma’am, barista.”

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Luke and Andrew: “I think it’s more ‘Broken News’ (Broken News)”

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Luke and Andrew: Lose Yourself

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Luke and Andrew: The “No, Yes, And” Principle

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