Category: Audio Clips

Andrew: “But it’s free!”

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Andrew: “Connected to ‘Walsh Phone'”

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Andrew: Disgusted Sound

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Andrew: Drawn out “Whoa!”

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Andrew: “Eff you airline!”

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Andrew: “Get at us”

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Andrew: “Goddamn it!”

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Andrew: “Goddamn it! That’s a good joke and my mind wandered, and I totally ruined your joke. I really apologize.”

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Andrew: “He likes everything”

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Andrew: “I keep losin’ my debit cards, I don’t wanna debit card no more!”

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Andrew: “I totally fucked up your joke”

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Andrew: “I was always a Felber guy myself. I was a huge Felber-head.”

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Andrew: “I’m not going in there!”

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Andrew: “It’s football season!”

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Andrew: “Like an animal!”

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Andrew: “Oh, no!”

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Andrew: “Old ‘Iron Fist’ Sagal?”

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Andrew: “Settle in guys!”

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Andrew: “Wait, Luke has a podcast!?”

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Andrew: “Whoa! Really?”

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Andrew: “You son of a bitch”

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Andrew: “You started as a jerk, and you’re ending even jerkier!”

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Andrew and Luke: “Awaken Siri! (Yes!) I summon thee!”

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Andrew and Luke: “I have the phrase that pays! Am I the (Seriously) seventh caller?!!”

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Andrew and Luke: Possible TBTL Movie Promo

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Andrew and Luke: Role Playing “Luki”

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Luke: Chuckle

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Luke: Chuckling

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Luke: Chuckling #2

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Luke: “Double Lukes”

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Luke: “Ha!”

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Luke: “He was right! He would’ve crashed.”

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Luke: “Hit me up on MySpace”

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Luke: “I’m the Siri of Taco Time”

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Luke: “Mega weird-ass Japanese candy”

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Luke: “Our Alanis level donors”

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Luke: Singing “By the time I get to Seattle”

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Luke: “Welcome to the Dark Net, everybody. Or, at least, the dark side of the Net.”

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Luke and Andrew: “I don’t really want these. These look weird to me. Andrew will eat them. You son of a bitch.”

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Luke and Andrew: “Oh, by the way! What!!? This sounds scandalous.”

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Luke and Andrew: “Oh, man. Andrew, (Yeah) Andrew, Andrew.”

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Luke and Andrew: Plural of “Kit Kat”

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Andrew: “Bad news bears”

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Andrew: “But if you wanna good ol’ fashion Andy rant. Trademark. Copyright Twenty-Sixteen.”

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Andrew: “Hi, bud!”

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Andrew: “I think this is gonna be a disappointment. I don’t know for sure; but, I also can’t be distracted in Googling this all day.”

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Andrew: “Oh, okay. Never mind. I thought I was the musical guest.”

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Andrew: Overlapping clips of Andrew and Ked Woodley singing “Rollin’ out of bed”

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Andrew: “Really?!?”

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Andrew: “Tabula Rasa”

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Andrew: “That’s nuts!”

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Andrew: “They love weed!”

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Andrew: “What are you laughing at?”

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Andrew: “Why were we talking about this? What the hell were we talking about?”

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Andrew and Luke: “Huh. He didn’t say the phrase that pays, though. (Huh) The phrase that pays today, by the way, is, ‘Stick with Dick’.”

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Andrew and Luke: “I have a big family (Yeah) and they’re bringing a lot of sausage. Yeah. Okay.”

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Andrew and Luke: “Let’s put five minutes on the clock. Okay, okay. Everything’s alright. I know you’re looking out for me, and I appreciate that; but, I think we could, yeah okay… No, I’m just tired of talking.”

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Luke: “By the way, this is ‘Intelligence for Your Life’ edition”

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Luke: Chuckling

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Luke: Cute Chuckle

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Luke: “I violated every traffic law known to man, and some that haven’t been written. The traffic law that I obeyed, ain’t been written yet.”

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Luke: “I’ve got to get… Andrew, I’ve got to figure out how to get Crispin Glover and Lea Thompson to fuck like rabbits. That’s our only chance to save this episode.”

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Luke: Laughing

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Luke: “Man, did these guys shit the bed!”

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Luke: “Okay, this is where it gets confusing. This is where hands start disappearing.”

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Luke: Singing “Look into my eyes. You will see, what you mean to me.” and saying “This song goes out to all of the coffee Glovers of the world.”

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Luke: “Spare the curtain rod, spoil the child.”

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Luke: Spit Take

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Luke: “That was a reach. It’s fine. I’m willing to admit that.”

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Luke: “‘That’s my night light!’ He said, ‘I’m learnding. I can’t go into the sandbox in my room.'”

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Luke: “We’re all out of Dukes, Double Dukes and Triple Dukes today.”

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Luke and Andrew: “I, I actually have an important question here at the top of the show. Okay, is it an announcement or a question? Not totally sure. Is it a problem or a blessing? I’m also not sure about that. Okay.”

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Luke and Andrew: “Is it bad form to bring your neighbors a curtain rod? How–yes. How old is the kid?”

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Luke and Andrew: Laughing

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Luke and Andrew: “This song goes all out to all of the coffee Glovers of the world (Oh, ho-hooooooo)”

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Luke and Andrew: “What, what should I be doing? Dick pics.”

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Luke and Andrew: “Why not, kind of, leverage your notoriety.. or, Notarietity. That didn’t work; but, (Mmm) it was so close!”

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Luke and Andrew: “Would you make me the happiest hot dog in this 7-Eleven? Could you write that down? Sure.”

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Andrew: “But, I’ve got my, my chicken game down on my little, little Weber grill.”

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Andrew: Chuckling

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Andrew: Drawn out “No”

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Andrew: “I’m gonna be, I’m gonna be reaching for your bag of farts”

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Andrew: “Just eat a bag of Bugles and watch ‘Game of Thrones’. I was like, ‘I like this app!'”

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Andrew: Laughing

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Andrew: “Oh my God!”

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Andrew: “Oh shit, no”

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Andrew: “Oh, God! Is that what’s going on there?”

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Andrew: “Oh, I’m a 12”

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Andrew: “Oh, okay.”

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Andrew: “Oh!”

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Andrew: “So, it’s more like a bindle of farts.”

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Andrew: “Sounding the Bugles”

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Andrew: “You know I love my cured meats”

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Luke: “Coming to you from the law offices of Walsh, Walsh and Doormat.”

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Luke: Cute Sound

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Luke: “Did you play some Donovan the other day?”

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Luke: Drawn out “Yes!”

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Luke: “Henry the Whatever”

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Luke: “I don’t, I don’t tell you how to feel.”

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Luke: “I, I got football on the brain.”

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Luke: “I, I gotta be me, everybody.”

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Luke: “I’m sorry, I’m gonna say it. Don’t get mad; or, do get mad. You know what? I don’t, I don’t tell you how to feel.”

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Luke: “I’m speaking with forked tongue”

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Luke: “It’s gross out there, people.”

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Luke: “Just the worst!”

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Luke: “Light the Bugles at Helm’s Deep!”

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Luke: “Me and my bag of farts.”

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Luke: “Seahawk, Seahawk, Seahawk emoji”

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Luke: “Sound the Bugles!”

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Luke: “That’s which episode… What episode!?! The episode!?! Anyway.”

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Luke: Tongue Clicking

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Luke: Whispering “Oh, you sone of a bitch.”

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Luke and Andrew: “A rounded aluminum body. I’m sorry. A rounded aluminum what? Ba-ahdy.”

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Luke and Andrew: Diet Dr. Pepper is not found in nature

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Luke and Andrew: “Don’t make me spit Diet Dr. Pepper (We almost got a spit take) all over, all over your studio, my friend.”

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Luke and Andrew: Laughing and saying “What is she even saying? I don’t know.”

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Luke and Andrew: Talking in funny voices

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Luke and Andrew: “Think about what’s in the damn thing! Right.”

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Andrew: “Because of the Ira Glass-y, Birbiglia factor”

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Andrew: “Ben Roethlisberger makes me sick. And, you know, if he played for the Browns, I don’t know what to do, frankly. Johnny Manziel made me sick.”

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Andrew: Breathing a sigh of relief

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Andrew: Chuckling

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Andrew: “He’s like a real man’s man.”

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Andrew: “I shouldn’t have brought the mom in”

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Andrew: “I was not sure if Garfield would notice me, notice me.”

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Andrew: “I’m just kind of in it to be a little bit goofy anyway.”

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Andrew: “If you were to drop your football player… if you were to drop your football player.”

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Andrew: Laughing and Saying “Yeah!”

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Andrew: “Notice me, Senpai.”

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Andrew: “Oh my God!”

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Andrew: “Oh, geez!”

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Andrew: “Oh, wow! Look at you now.”

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Andrew: “Put a goddamn white noise machine in there!”

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Andrew: “Putting all of that depressing shit aside for a second”

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Andrew: Saying “Yeah” and Laughing

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Andrew: “‘The Rockford Files’ is a good goddamn show.”

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Andrew: “They, they made men different in the 70s, you know what I mean?”

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Andrew: “Uh, I have some poetry I’d like to read.”

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Andrew: “Welcome back to public radio, buddy.”

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Andrew: “Well, it is, because you’re talking.”

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Andrew: “Will you take a selfie of us?”

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Andrew: “Yeah, I mean, you certainly tickled my funny bone with it today.”

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Andrew: “Yeah, yeah. This is ringing a bell.”

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Andrew and Luke: “Boy, it’s really hard to talk about football these days. You’re right, this, this (I know) league sucks! This is (I know!) awful!”

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Andrew and Luke: “I was wondering how you were so comfortable telling this! (Well, I don’t…) Oh my God.”

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Andrew and Luke: “I wonder (Wow) how many people (Good point) are not married right now, because of you Ace Hotel.”

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Andrew and Luke: “Well, I, this is where things get interesting; so, I have… Finally.”

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Andrew and Luke: “When, when there’s poof of smoke that comes out the chiminey of your neighbor’s house… If it’s white, they know there’s a new poop.”

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Luke: “At the Alanis level”

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Luke: Chuckling

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Luke: Cute Chuckle

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Luke: “It’s… a bit of a godsend.”

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Luke: Laughing

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Luke: Singing “Regis and Kathie Lee, they’re as good as two hosts can be”

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Luke: “So good!”

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Luke: “So, this is, uh, sad times for our friend, the Stu-bot”

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Luke: “Throw up? Upchuck?”

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Luke: “Two-Four-Sev”

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Luke: Whispering “What’s it called, Andrew, where she does ‘Murder She Wrote’?”

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Luke and Andrew: “At the Alanis level… If you donate at the… I kind of like that.”

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Luke and Andrew: “Eff that S. Right!”

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Luke and Andrew: Luke saying “Notice me, Garfield. Notice me.” while Andrew was talking

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Luke and Andrew: “Now, that you’ve fully turned my brother to the Brown side (Yeah)”

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Luke and Andrew: The Three Ps

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Andrew: Chuckling

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Andrew: Laughing

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Andrew: “Luke, this is actually serious biz”

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Andrew: “No marm! No marm!”

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Andrew: “Oh, no!”

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Andrew: “Oh, shit!”

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Andrew: Singing “Rollin’ out of bed”

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Andrew and Luke: “I’m gonna be in the audience. Don’t let that stress you out at all. Like, I’m sure… Mmm, that actually. No, that takes my stress away. Take my stress away”

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Andrew and Luke: “No marm! No marm! Narm. Narm! I just, I just narmed you, bro.”

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Andrew and Luke: “No. Union rules: No drops on a holiday, (That’s right) I believe.”

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Luke: “But, you know what? They ain’t payin’ us to be here today.”

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Luke: “I just narmed you, bro.”

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Luke: “My back is, uh, my back is giving me some trubs”

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Luke: “Oh, man. This goes out to all the coffee luvahs on a Labor Day. That’s right, get a good sip of that, of that java.”

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Luke: Singing “Take my stress away”

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Luke: “We don’t have time… Well, we do, but we don’t want to… get into it.”

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Luke: “We’re not even supposed to be here today!”

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Luke and Andrew: “And everything is going great. You believe that?”

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Luke and Andrew: Andrew is in the lne of succession when it comes to Live Wire Radio hosting if Luke keels over

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Luke and Andrew: “Narm. Narm!”

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Luke and Andrew: “Yes, it sounds like we both just woke up on Labor Day; because, we both just woke up on Labor Day. (Mmm-hmm) You’re ears do not deceive you, friends.”

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Andrew: “But, I don’t like it up there.”

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Andrew: “Cranky Yankerton”

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Andrew: “I did not bring my iPad, by the way. There is no Hearthstoning going on here.”

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Andrew: “I need to… put on a, a smily face? I need to calm down a little bit. I’m not, I’m not all amped up; but, I gotta say, I’ve, I’ve got a lil, just a constant, low level of crankiness here.”

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Andrew: “I’m not a furry”

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Andrew: “I’ve been Amazon.com-ing it over here”

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Andrew: Laughing

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Andrew: Laughing #2

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Andrew: “Me too!”

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Andrew: “Oh, shit.”

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Andrew: “Oh, shit. Do we have kids?”

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Andrew: “Oh, you young beautiful people!”

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Andrew: “Permission granted, soldier.”

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Andrew: “Yeah, that’s cuz you don’t get it, Old Man Walsh, Walsh-kins.”

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Andrew: “Young lady, I’ve been waiting here!”

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Andrew and Luke: “Oh, shit. Do we have kids? Cuz, I have not been looking after them. Wait, I thought you had Macaulay Culkin!!?”

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Andrew and Luke: “So, then we go around the room, and then you open up the closet, the sliding closet door, that’s where the shitter is. What!?!”

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Luke: “#MascotLife”

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Luke: “A clam out of the Cuyahoga.”

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Luke: “An announcement that thrills, excites and slightly scares me”

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Luke: “H’yeah, get out of here!”

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Luke: “Not to brag”

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Luke: Saying “Young money” in a funny voice

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Luke: “Wait, I thought you had Macaulay Culkin!!?”

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Luke: “What?!?”

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Luke: “What?!? Why?”

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Luke: “You already used up all your NegaBucks”

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Luke and Andrew: “I think about you a lot, Andrew. Thank you, Luke.”

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Luke and Andrew: “New York City!?! City!?!”

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Luke and Andrew: “There’s no place to put your anti-fungal cream and your hemorrhoid donut. Right!”

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