Category: Audio Clips

Andrew: “#TenPerfectPets”

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Andrew: “Am I making that up?”

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Andrew: “Aw, shit!”

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Andrew: “Aw, shit! She like–she noticed me, Senpai. Noticed me.”

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Andrew: “Aww, damn.”

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Andrew: Chuckling

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Andrew: “Getta load of this”

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Andrew: “God dang it”

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Andrew: “I can barely handle your mega booyas. I don’t know if I can handle the Mega Bass.”

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Andrew: “I… believe you, to a degree”

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Andrew: “It’s not, it’s not unlike losing your virginity. I’ll just know when the time is right. I will come across a Sony Walkman in the wild somewhere; and, it’ll either speak to me or it won’t. And, and the one that speaks with–to me, I’ll buy.”

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Andrew: Laughing

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Andrew: “Like, one of them, I’m assuming it’s the 15 year old asshole”

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Andrew: “Oh, God!”

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Andrew: “Oh, God!” #2

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Andrew: Saying “Well played” as Matthew McConaughey

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Andrew: “She like–she noticed me, Senpai. Noticed me.”

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Andrew: “Speaking of apologizing for things I’m about to say”

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Andrew: “That’ll do, Luke.”

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Andrew: “Welcome to our ‘itchen, notice there’s no peein’, and please keep it that way.”

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Andrew: “What my dad calls, ‘the shit seeds'”

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Andrew: “You know, every now and then, I go into the kitchen, or the pitchin’, or the itchin’, and I go in”

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Andrew: “You’ll be surprised to hear that I love navel gazing.”

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Andrew and Luke: Andrew doesn’t have very good cats

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Andrew and Luke: “You and I could maybe stand shoulder-to-shoulder in there, but it wouldn’t very comfortable, right? So, it’s about the width of two, two healthy American men. And, um… Alright? Sorry, just found this enjoying. Imagining us hanging out in the pant–What do you want to do? Wanna play marbles?”

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Luke: “#LowCarbLife”

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Luke: “Bio-dome”

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Luke: “Boom.”

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Luke: “God dang it!!!”

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Luke: “Gross! Rudy, I’m never touching you again!”

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Luke: “Hold on, let me do it like McConaughey. That’s an east–That’s Clinton. Just went right to Clinton.”

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Luke: “If you sprinkle when you tinkle, be sweetie, wipe the seatie”

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Luke: Laughing

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Luke: “Mega booyas”

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Luke: “Oh, God.”

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Luke: “Oh, we never played it!!!”

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Luke: “Unless they’re Hong Kong Phooey”

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Luke: “What!?!”

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Luke: “Yo, Canada!”

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Luke and Andrew: Andrew wants to buy a Walkman

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Luke and Andrew: Homeward Bound: Pod-Pets Edition

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Luke and Andrew: “It’s like a psychotic Kenny Rogers, (Oh, God) just gambled her way into our lives.”

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Luke and Andrew: “Sorry, Homeland Security is (Mmm) flying over with a flag that says, they are admiring my beef castle.”

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Andrew: “And then there was a ball that I couldn’t go.”

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Andrew: “Andrew’s out on the town again! Can’t keep that guy at home, man!”

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Andrew: “Bullshit”

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Andrew: Clapping to Chad and Jeremy’s “A Summer Song”

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Andrew: Drawn out “Yeah”

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Andrew: “Errngh!”

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Andrew: Groaning laughter

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Andrew: “Here’s a hint: I don’t think this makes any sense.”

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Andrew: “I was just bad a school, man.”

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Andrew: “I’m probably gonna polish off a few.”

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Andrew: Laughing

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Andrew: “No!”

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Andrew: “Oh, cowabunga!”

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Andrew: “Oh, God!”

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Andrew: “Oh, man!”

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Andrew: “Okay. Great.”

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Andrew: Singing “Smaug on the water”

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Andrew: “Son of a gun”

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Andrew: “Suddenly I enjoy sunshine. That hell’s with that?”

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Andrew: “That was the best part!”

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Andrew: “The hell’s with that?”

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Andrew: “These are not… good.”

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Andrew: Unintelligible sound

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Andrew: “Very loopty-loopy”

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Andrew: “Yes!”

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Andrew: “Yes! That’s it! You’re getting better at this.”

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Andrew: “You sent me a picture. You look… comfortable???”

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Andrew and Luke: “I am surprised that you and I both picked this. Get off of my podcast.”

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Andrew and Luke: “I don’t, I don’t know, I don’t know how much heat you’re giving off today… A decent amount. Yeah, I don’t wanna think about–I honestly don’t wanna think about it.”

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Andrew and Luke: “Two, four, six eight… Who do we appreciate.”

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Andrew and Luke: “You suck on it for a while (Right)”

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Luke: “A watched Otter Pop never freezes”

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Luke: “And then, I won’t be mad anymore.”

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Luke: “Cobra is a biter.”

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Luke: “Fourteen to sixteen year old kid named, ‘Cobra’. Dance name, ‘Cobra’.”

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Luke: “Get off of my podcast!”

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Luke: “I know that there is a, there’s a dragon, a Smaug, waiting for me”

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Luke: “I refuse to get off MILF Island. I have a deed to this piece of property on MILF Island; and, I’ll be damned if anybody can get me off of here.”

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Luke: “I’m good at running!”

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Luke: “If it’s good enough for Pod-dog, maybe it’s good enough for me.”

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Luke: “It’s just been all kiddie pools and podcasts… you know. On my grind.”

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Luke: “Master Splinter’s Bandages?”

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Luke: “Motor floated? Double motor floated?”

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Luke: “Sprinklers ruled everything around us”

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Luke: “Sweetzerland”

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Luke: “TBTL: Hot Time Summer in the City Spectacular”

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Luke: “Tell me how you’re gonna, how you’re gonna beat or greet the heat today.”

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Luke: “This is some, like, Chinese circus shit.”

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Luke: “Walsh was talking popsicles again.”

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Luke: “You just made vodka Fresca come up my nose. It’s really burning.”

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Luke and Andrew: “Cobra is a biter. Oh, man!”

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Luke and Andrew: “How many popsicles are you in right now, brother!?! I gotta stop”

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Luke and Andrew: “If you hear me snoring/drowning, please call Carey; cuz, she’s in the front yard. ‘kay. Let me make sure I have her number (Yeah) on my phone.”

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Luke and Andrew: “Not trying to make this sound dirty; but–So you’re doing a tremendous amount of sucking (Yeah) is, is like, is your kind of approach on this (in more ways than one, on this show)”

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Luke and Andrew: “Pop, popsiarchy? Ooh. Nah… Not good.”

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Luke and Andrew: “You think you know us? Says the man in the tiny pool.”

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Andrew: “Can I start a public radio show called, ‘The Oral History of The Bryant Park Project’?”

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Andrew: Chuckle

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Andrew: Chuckling

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Andrew: “Entitled, entitled, entitled!”

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Andrew: Example base password

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Andrew: “Gawker effed up, man!”

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Andrew: “Hey man, I, I don’t, I don’t get it sometimes.”

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Andrew: “I love Fresca!”

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Andrew: “I’m a Fresca man!”

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Andrew: “I’m like a functioning alcoholic”

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Andrew: “If people are making fun of me, I can say, ‘Hey, you hurt my feelings.'”

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Andrew: Laughing

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Andrew: Laughing #2

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Andrew: “Moxie Nerve Food”

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Andrew: “Moxie tastes like, ‘You don’t belong here!'”

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Andrew: “No kidding!”

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Andrew: “Really?!?”

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Andrew: “What’s going on? I almost don’t get it by just hearing the audio.”

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Andrew and Luke: Andrew just found out, after all these years, Luke is a Fresca man

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Luke: “Ay caramba”

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Luke: Chuckling

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Luke: “Crazy, wicked hard”

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Luke: Describing what the “Oral History of The Bryant Park Project” would be

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Luke: “I will pour some peach citrus Fresca sparkling flavored soda with other natural flavors. Zero calories per 12 fluid ounce can. Product of the Coca-Cola Company.”

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Luke: “It tastes like Vegemite and band-aids, and Moxie.”

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Luke: “Jeah!”

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Luke: “Loved that Squirt”

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Luke: “Mmm? Mmm? Mmm? How about a Fresca?”

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Luke: “My body is a board. Nothing moves unless Shaun T tells it to.”

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Luke: “Okay, so I loved Squirt. I was always, you know, always excited if a Squirt came into my life. That’s, just… let’s just let that go. Cuz, as I was saying that, I realized just how bad that sounded.”

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Luke: “The combustion may become an explosion here in a minute.”

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Luke: “You know, always excited if a Squirt came into my life.”

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Luke and Andrew: “Andrew, I’m gonna take you on a, on a journey with me, and my relationship with citrus flavored soda (Yes!) if I can. This is shaping up to be the best episode of TBTL ever.”

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Luke and Andrew: “God, I’m on fire (Damn!) today.”

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Throughout the show, Luke played a backmasked version of the Success/Fanfare Trumpet drop when things went a little awry or a little off during the show.

Backmasked Success/Fanfare Trumpet

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Andrew: “Blue Doymond!”

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Andrew: “Boy, I’m hearing how stupid this sounds before I’ve even say it this time.”

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Andrew: “Brooklyn, I’m in you!”

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Andrew: “Cold. Dead. Hand.”

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Andrew: “I did some damage on those”

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Andrew: “It’s a pic-a-nic”

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Andrew: Laughing

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Andrew: “Nice!”

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Andrew: “Noice”

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Andrew: “Oh, no.”

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Andrew: “Oh, there goes a skunk!”

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Andrew: “We could do this; but, if we do this, I guess I kinda want to know that we’re doing it.”

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Andrew: “We got real loose, man.”

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Andrew: “Yard games… and jarts!”

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Andrew: “Yas!”

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Andrew: “Yes, that is all coming back to me now.”

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Andrew: “You know me, I get a kick out of that shit.”

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Andrew and Luke: “A drop in the hand is (Uh-huh) worth two in the archive.”

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Andrew and Luke: Andrew volunteeringly says that we will be wearing nothing but a bowtie and cuffs

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Andrew and Luke: “Blue Doymond! Blue Doymond.”

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Andrew and Luke: “I luke turtles. O RLY?”

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Luke: Chuckling

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Luke: “I wish I would know how long those intros are; so, that I would start eating my piece of string cheese a little bit earlier, so I’d be ready to go”

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Luke: “Nice!”

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Luke: “Noice!”

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Luke: “Noice!” #2

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Luke: “Oh my goodness gracious. Did I love me a pudding pop.”

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Luke: “Olive, the Bay Kitty”

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Luke: “Pudding pops!”

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Luke: Saying “Oh yeah, your cousin? She’s a good lawyer, she got them Blue Diamond almonds.”

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Luke and Andrew: “Good luck tonight on the radio show, Mr. Walsh. Oh, thanks. It’ll be… something. Ha!”

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Luke and Andrew: “It’s also important to remember: we got fired. Yeah, right. Exactly. That’s why I’m doing this at my house right now, in some sweat shorts (Right); cuz, I’m not allowed to have the show on the radio station.”

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Luke and Andrew: “Noice! Oh, God. Oh, no.”

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Andrew: Chuckling

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Andrew: “Dirty Uncle Steve used to be covered in winner’s dust.”

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Andrew: “Don’t forget, you’re talking to a man who knows one of yo–like, knows two of your three passwords.”

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Andrew: “First of all, it’s not called dandruff. It’s called winner’s dust. And you, of all people, should know that.”

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Andrew: “Holy shit snacks”

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Andrew: “I know you’re lying; because, no offense, but you can’t grow a five o’clock shadow.”

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Andrew: “I shouldn’t be broadcasting this, and I don’t know if this is, um… Because, it’s not quality… content.”

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Andrew: “I was just a little turd out there.”

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Andrew: “I’m sorry guys, I like Bud Light. I’m sorry.”

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Andrew: “I’m the one with the podcast now.”

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Andrew: Laughing

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Andrew: Laughing #2

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Andrew: “Oh, no! I know! Oh, no!”

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Andrew: Playing a clip from “After These Messages” about a Jeep ad with Olympics tie-in

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Andrew and Luke: “I will laugh at every one of your jokes if you promise to not to describe yourself anymore. Oh, my plan finally worked.”

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Andrew and Luke: “Oh, you got the vacation beard. Well, no.”

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Andrew and Luke: “Ten feet away from you and I look in your direction, and I can see that you have something going on on your face. No. No.”

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Andrew and Luke: “Why don’t you save it for the picnic; and then, everybody can touch your face at the picnic. Ooh, I’m, I’m fine with that.”

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Andrew and Luke: “You’re just a, you’re just a little turd out there. Just a little turd. You thought you were the shit, but you were like, you were the turd.”

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Luke: “And I’d go, ‘ROS?’ and he’d go, ‘Yep'”

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Luke: Doing a truck ad as Denis Leary

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Luke: Giggling and saying “I love it!”

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Luke: “He needed to dazzle them with a deut.”

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Luke: “I have a, you know, deep insecurity about my masculinity.”

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Luke: “Is it legal to be that insane, America?”

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Luke: “Is that legal?”

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Luke: “Jessica, I don’t, I don’t really believe in heaven; but, if there is a heaven, you just described it.”

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Luke: Lip Smacking

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Luke: “Long story… longer”

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Luke: “My woif!”

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Luke: Reading “I never tell a podcaster how to podcast” from a text message received from Carey

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Luke: Reading “Just my two podcast cents” from a text message received from Carey

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Luke: “ROS: Right On Schedule”

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Luke: Saying something that needs to be Google translated

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Luke: “So, Jessica, game recognize game, tip of the cap and all that.”

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Luke: “That’s what’s weird, my friend.”

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Luke: “The ‘Triple P Ranch’ for short”

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Luke: “Welcome to the new-conomy my friend. Click, click, click. I just ordered them off Amazon.”

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Luke: “YOLO”

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Luke: “YOLO, and the like. Or, YODO, as my mom says.”

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Luke and Andrew: Andrew asks what “Upper Decking” means and instantly regrets/remembers what it means when Luke starts explaining

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Luke and Andrew: Andrew would have to be making out with Luke to feel the vacation beard stubble

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Luke and Andrew: “Ask me what I’m wearing, Andrew. Refuse to do that. Fool me once. Five o’clock shadow and a smile.”

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Luke and Andrew: Hot streaks of good decisions, Olive Garden and Hospitalia-no

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Luke and Andrew: “I like all, all, all the sports. I do all the different ways. (Mmm-hmm)”

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Luke and Andrew: “I wouldn’t piss on you if you were on fire! (Exactly) I wouldn’t piss on that drink if it were on fire.”

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Sound of Andrew throwing something while Luke is talking

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