Category: Audio Clips

Andrew: “Aaagh!”

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Andrew: “Also, who the hell probably even noticed, right?”

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Andrew: Andrew doesn’t have an Apple

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Andrew: Drawn out “Oh!”

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Andrew: “How do you remember that?”

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Andrew: “I can hear the, the sound of a thousand people screaming into their phones”

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Andrew: “I dunno. I’m a weirdo.”

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Andrew: “I’ve gained some weight since I bought that baby.”

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Andrew: “Jesus Christ!”

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Andrew: “Oh, do you need a hand? Here, let me help…”

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Andrew: “Tell ’em The Bone sent me!”

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Andrew: “That was last year. Nobody write that down, that was last year.”

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Andrew: “This sounds pretty ridiculously stupid; but, I still want to try it.”

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Andrew: “Whoa.”

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Andrew: “Why is that guy still Zillowing this place?”

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Andrew and Luke: Andrew said “Twitter” in a funny manner during a CSM promo

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Andrew and Luke: Daytime Emmynski

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Andrew and Luke: “How was your weekend, long bombs away? Long bombs away, Luke? Oh, man.”

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Andrew and Luke: “It’s not a Duva. [sic] Ohh, (Sorry) and the quarterback is toast! That’s… the show title. Sorry, ‘Back of the Google Doc’ and ‘I don’t have a Apple’. It’s not a Duma.”

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Andrew and Luke: “Oh, I’m sorry, I zoned out there for a while. No problemo.”

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Andrew and Luke: “Okay, I’ve only seen episode one, so don’t spoil it; but, um, episode one, did we already talk about (Ned Stark dies) this on the show a little bit? Damn it! (in episode two) Goddamn it.”

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Andrew and Luke: “Rutabaga, rutabaga, uh, Daytime Emmy Winner, rutabaga, rutabaga. Hubbub, hubbub, hubbub, hubbub. Did you ever hear that?”

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Andrew and Luke: “We gotta figure out Pokémon Go to the Polls, (God) am I right? (I’m telling ya)”

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Andrew and Luke: “You know what? Let’s cancel the picnic. I can’t (Yeah) deal with this.”

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Luke: “Baegel, boggle, boogle, bagel”

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Luke: “Because, yesterday, I decided to get, possibly, the world’s worst sunburn on my torse; the madness that is my upper-torso.”

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Luke: “But, you know what? I’m not above a good Zillowing.”

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Luke: “Can I, can I say something that is probably going to arouse the ire of our, of our listeners in Seattle who are sport people: I don’t fucking care about the Hall of Fame.”

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Luke: Chuckle

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Luke: High pitched “I know!”

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Luke: “Speaking of… times where people will not be thinking of us as much as we think they’re thinking of us”

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Luke: “The Clinton campaign has released a ‘mo-Bill’ game, or ‘mo-bile’ game if you’re in the UK.”

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Luke: “Uh-oh, here comes Wait–Mr. Wait Wait Don’t Tell Me! I mean, not exactly that; but, in some part of my brain, I think I thought…”

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Luke: “Walsh, dude, when you’re hot, you’re hot!”

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Luke: “We good. We coo’.”

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Luke and Andrew: Bad accent-apalooza “It’s not a Duma. It’s not a Duma. It’s not a Duma. Get down, there’s no time! …farmer’s field”

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Luke and Andrew: Luke was feeling a kind of embarrassment where he wanted to lash out

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Luke and Andrew: Luke Zillowing himself

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Luke and Andrew: “No mountain too tall. Long bombs away.”

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Luke and Andrew: “Pranks, pranks and more pranks!”

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Luke and Andrew: Saying “You guys, just want to apologize to everybody, that you can’t get a drink… because I drank it all (There’s no booze anywhere!)” as if they were completely drunk

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Luke and Andrew: “So, The Bone sent me over to his locker to wait for him. Nice.”

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Andrew: “Although, they’re not coming to mind; so, never mind.”

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Andrew: Attempting to whisper “Hallmark Channel”

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Andrew: “Back at it again, with the Dinner Party Download.”

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Andrew: “Eh, whatever.”

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Andrew: “Hallmark Channel. I guess that’s where all my favorite shows are now.”

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Andrew: “I like ‘Murder, She Wrote’, I-I-I-I’m so random!”

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Andrew: “I mean, I don’t know that caffeine in my system makes for a better show. It probably makes for a worse show; cuz, I probably talk too quickly. So, I’m gonna slow down a bit here.”

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Andrew: “I’m hoping they have good Poké security”

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Andrew: “Jesus Christ!”

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Andrew: “This is some fake-ass shit”

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Andrew: “Uhh, forgive me first; and then, remind me why that came up this week.”

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Andrew: “Uhh, I don’t wanna leave the car.”

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Andrew: “You nailed it. Ding, ding, ding.”

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Andrew and Luke: Andrew is a cranky loser of a not fun person

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Andrew and Luke: “Can we move on for a second; cuz, I want to ask (Please) you a question. Umm. The listeners are begging their iPhones, right now, that will me that we need to move on from this crap.”

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Luke: “Because I’m, because I’m an idiot”

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Luke: “But, I don’t want to look like a complete dandy.”

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Luke: “Can’t we just do this from the car?”

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Luke: Chuckling

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Luke: “Down Under. Um, sorry I did that.”

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Luke: “I don’t know if the vibes were ill or nah-redic [ph] yesterday”

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Luke: Laughing

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Luke: “(Perro) Pod-dog, uh, did not like it apparently; because, she is nowhere to be found today. She’s lounging in some other part of the program… the part of the program. Part of the house!”

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Luke: Saying “Don’t be ridiculous” as Balki from “Perfect Strangers”

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Luke: “Smokin’!”

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Luke: Sort of, not whispering “Magnum, She Pied”

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Luke: “Take that, Real World!”

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Luke: Whispering “Mariner Baseball”

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Luke and Andrew: “Don’t be ridicu-crustless pie? No, that’s not even a thing. (Mmm)”

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Luke and Andrew: “First, I would have peed my, (Yeah) my Men’s Warehouse suit”

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Luke and Andrew: “I’m gonna text you a picture… Ooh, don’t.”

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Luke and Andrew: “Oh, (…adult childen) God!”

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Andrew: “And for some reason, my iTunes just got all monkeyed up.”

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Andrew: “Come on, page!”

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Andrew: “Hmm… That scans.”

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Andrew: “I’ll bring tons of litter boxes so y’all can ruin ’em.”

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Andrew: “Oh my God!”

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Andrew: “Oh my God! That Quantum Leap’s on, hit record!”

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Andrew: Singing “Rollin’ out of bed”

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Andrew: “Tom and The Burbs”

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Andrew: “Would you say he–never mind. Nope.”

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Andrew: “You know that, Luke?”

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Andrew and Luke: Andrew couldn’t quite remember the Petra backmask

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Andrew and Luke: Andrew gave Luke a little burn regarding Luke’s radio gig that mid-morning

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Andrew and Luke: “Do dogs and cats get along, do you know? Historically, yes.”

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Andrew and Luke: “I stayed up, like, all night last night. I’m not exactly sure why, but it was fun. Do I dare ask what you were doing.”

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Andrew and Luke: “I’m just saying vote your conscience, whatever that (Boo!) may be for–whatever (Boo!) that may be (Boo!) for you. (Boo!)”

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Andrew and Luke: “Murder, She Pied” became the show title and Luke will have to live with it

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Luke: “And, I’m out!”

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Luke: “Boo!”

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Luke: “Does this sound like a villain Stu-bot?”

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Luke: “Guitar-gasm”

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Luke: “Murder, She Pied”

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Luke: “Oh, man. Got those Benzes [sic] and it feels stupensous [sic]“

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Luke: “Oh, yeah… good point. It’s even worse than I thought.”

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Luke: “Rudy is the worst dog ever in history to try to walk; and, I love her.”

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Luke: Singing a part of the “Coffee Lova” song

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Luke: “Speaking of doges, (Perro) Pod-dog is here. We had to entice her in with a carrot; because, she was more interested, I think, in dozing drowsily in a different part of the house.”

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Luke: “Why don’t you t–Honey, what you do is important, tell people about your pod–tell them the name. Speak up. Speak up.”

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Luke: Yodeling “Yahoo!”

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Luke: “You guys are embarrassing yourselves, a couple of real nutbags who can’t remember acronym. How you got on the mic together is a very bad choice.’ Now we have to leave that in, cuz that was, that was a solid callback by me. (That’s a pretty good spoof)”

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Luke: “You just screwed yourself, buddy. (That’s a pretty good spoof)”

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Luke and Andrew: Andrew wanted Luke to be prepared in case his biological parents are scarecrows

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Luke and Andrew: “Boo! (Aaaah! Gah!)”

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Luke and Andrew: “But it did not R. It only P’d. (…only wanted to R that)”

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Luke and Andrew: “Magnum, She Wrote? Magnum, She Wrote. Murder, She P.I.? Let’s go with Magnum, She Wrote.”

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Luke and Andrew: More of “Coffee Lova”

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Luke and Andrew: Platonic ideals of answers about platonic ideals

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Luke and Andrew: “That’s not nothing! No, it’s not!”

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Luke and Andrew: “You down with VCP? Well, you sort of know me…”

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Andrew: “A lot of that information leaks out of my ears when I sleep.”

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Andrew: “And this is one of them. God, please don’t mess this up, it’s been so long. That’s me talking to myself. That’s me pumping myself up. Hoohoo!!!”

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Andrew: “And, because pigs are really smart animals, Luke. Not funny.”

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Andrew: “Boohoo!!!”

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Andrew: “Can you tell the people, Luke, what you, what you told me and Steve Nelson on the phone the other day?”

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Andrew: Chuckling

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Andrew: “Ha-ha-ha-ha-haaaaaaa!”

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Andrew: “Hah!!! Hey-oh!”

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Andrew: “Hoohoo!!!”

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Andrew: “I kind of don’t wanna do it anymore. I mean, I’ll still do it, but I won’t talk about doing it. You know what I mean?”

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Andrew: “I’ll bet you, uh, you are insufferable to watch that movie with.”

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Andrew: “It’s a smoking jacket.”

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Andrew: “It’s at Peddler’s Village, in case somebody wants to stalk ya.”

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Andrew: Laughing

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Andrew: Laughing #2

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Andrew: “Look at me, I’m holding the door for you!”

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Andrew: “No, I don’t think so.”

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Andrew: “Not funny.”

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Andrew: “Ooh!”

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Andrew: Santa-like Laugh

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Andrew: “That’s a man who lives inside me. That’s the man inside me.”

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Andrew: “What’s tape, daddy?”

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Andrew: “Whoa.”

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Andrew and Luke: Andrew isn’t very good at sexual harassing

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Andrew and Luke: “I don’t know why, by the way, the husband and wife has to be judged together, but they do; which, is shitty. But, uh… Let’s not make this a commentary on gender normative behavior.”

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Andrew and Luke: “It’s a, it’s a, it’s a beau–I love that movie. It’s a beautiful movie, it love that movie. I love your movie.”

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Andrew and Luke: “Look how great our timing is, nonetheless. Wait, what? You dick.”

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Luke: Channeling some Corky St. Clair

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Luke: “Don’t do this at NPR in LA, you will be fired.”

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Luke: “Eh, I’m gonna throw Burbank a bone here.”

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Luke: “Inflatable, weird, floppy dudes that you see at used car lots.”

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Luke: “Inundated. Inundated!!!”

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Luke: “It was the worst impression of someone’s bosoms I’ve ever seen.”

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Luke: Laughing to Donovan’s “The Magpie”

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Luke: Singing “Hold me close, windsock dancer”

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Luke and Andrew: “And Walsh is gonna Walsh. Walsh is gonna Walsh, Walsh is gonna hide.”

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Luke and Andrew: “Andrew, I’m doing something very annoying to you right now. What are you doing?”

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Luke and Andrew: “His name is, uh, Tig (Really?) or something like that. Tack? Teppy? I gotta look back at the transcript. Okay.”

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Luke and Andrew: Luke attempting to sing to 3EB’s “Semi-Charmed Life” over the line

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Luke and Andrew: Luke tells a joke about a pig with two wooden legs

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Luke and Andrew: “Not all heroes wear capes, Andrew. No, but Donovan did… a lot of the time, probably. That may have been a poncho. Cape, poncho, tomato, to-poncho.”

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Luke and Andrew: “That might be the worst sexual harassing I’ve ever heard. I know. And, I mean that as a compliment.”

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Luke and Andrew: “That reminds me of a joke, that I’ll only half-remember. Oh, good.”

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Luke and Andrew: “That’s them jacking up that house across the street dude! I know! That house is jacked!”

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Luke and Andrew: “This is a lazy way to hold the door for someone (Hodor)”

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Luke and Andrew: “To Hodor. Hodor.”

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Luke and Andrew: “We’ll let them torch this thing from the inside. Yeah.”

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Luke and Andrew: “Yeah, I do! God, stop lecturing me! Get off my back! You did say, then you said, ‘I didn’t ask to be born!’, which is a weird thing to say to me.”

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Andrew: “Dang it!”

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Andrew: “Everybody was saying things like ‘Turn me on, deadman’. What the? No!”

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Andrew: “Hey!”

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Andrew: “I don’t care.”

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Andrew: “I mean… Yeah, I do.”

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Andrew: “I see the e-mail transfer was successful!”

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Andrew: “I think both!”

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Andrew: “I wasn’t even supposed to be here today.”

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Andrew: “I’ll beep this.”

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Andrew: “If God was here, he’d tell it to your face”

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Andrew: “If you are listening professor, and you know who you are, I’m sorry that I was such a snot and an eye-roller”

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Andrew: “It was so hard!”

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Andrew: “No, no, I’m sorry. Yeah, Tesla! No. Dang it! This is a good story, Walsh!”

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Andrew: “Oh, dang it. No, I’m sorry.”

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Andrew: “Oh, no!”

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Andrew: “Sorry, I was just dribbling water down my chin. Just like a sex pot!”

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Andrew and Luke: Andrew confused Petra with Tesla

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Andrew and Luke: “I’ll beep this. It’s possible. I’ll beep this whole thing. I’m, I’m… So help me God.”

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Luke: “A theatre of the mind known as a Tuesday afternoon edition of TBTL: the show that might just be Too Beautiful To Live.”

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Luke: Looking forward to his diet cheat day

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Luke: Singing “And the sign says that [sic] anybody caught trespassin’ would be shot on sight (Heyyah!)”

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Luke: “Take a photo of it, you turks!”

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Luke: “What the fuck!!!”

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Luke: “Wow! You figured this out?”

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Luke and Andrew: Backmasking

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Luke and Andrew: “I mean, I think maybe the clap and stomp is throwing you, cuz you think we’ve been getting a lot of clap and stomp. Hmm-hmm. Clap and stomp, which is, honestly, just, just two shots and the doctor can take care of that for you. Yeah, yeah… they have some really effective drugs for that.”

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Luke and Andrew: “‘It’s my right to be hellish, cuz I still get jealous’ That’s the actual lyric, by the way. Is it really?”

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Luke and Andrew: Luke singing “More power to ya, when you dribble down your chest” and Andrew playing a Petra backmask

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Luke and Andrew: Taking a few punches at Lukas Graham’s “7 Years” Song

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Andrew: Drawn out “Really”

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Andrew: “Get some goddamn towel racks and hang up your towel, and remember whose is whose!”

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Andrew: “I’m also a well-known master of chili making”

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Andrew: “I’m not a big lasagna person. Sorry, Garfield, earmuffs.”

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Andrew: “Mmm-hmm”

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Andrew: “Mmm-kay”

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Andrew: Reacting to Luke talking about fleas migrating to one spot

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Andrew: “So, I don’t remember anything. I don’t remember what happened yesterday, let alone what I watched on TV seven years ago.”

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Andrew: “Somebody kick you in the teeth?”

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Andrew: “You have any idea what the street price of Sheen is these days?”

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Luke: Attempting to say “What’s going on there? It’s a little popa-ropa-dopy!” in a Scouse accent

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Luke: “I got my weed whacker working again–that’s not a euphemism.”

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Luke: Laughing

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Luke: “My woif is back.”

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Luke: “(Perro) Mostly for Pod-dog, who is here, asleep under the table, and maybe dreaming. I don’t know.”

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Luke: Saying “Six” in a heavily sibilant manner

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Luke: “Saying “That’s-a spicy meatbowl!” in a bad Italian accent

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Luke: “Spoken like the DINK you are.”

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Luke: “That’s Beatles-esque!”

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Luke: “We’ve got a problem, speaking of pool filled with human excrement and, uh, Pod-dog”

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Luke and Andrew: “Get in line… (Yes…) please wackadoos, get in line.”

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Luke and Andrew: “Just knowing, like, hours from now, it’s gonna be falling off of the bone, as it were. (Now, um…) That is a euphemism.”

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Luke and Andrew: “Known as her backdoor. Oh, gross.”

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