Category: Audio Clips

Luke: “And then, have mommy and daddy time with them.”

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Luke: “Back, back-slabbing”

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Luke: “But, do me a flavor.”

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Luke: Chuckling

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Luke: “Dreine, dreine, drei!!!”

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Luke: “Five dolla’!!!”

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Luke: “Fluent in Ham”

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Luke: “Hey-oh!”

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Luke: “How much for one rib?”

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Luke: Pod-dog is Dreamcatching on Instagram

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Luke: “Pokémon Go is life”

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Luke: “Shipping, please!”

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Luke: “Take a picture of it, ya turkeys!”

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Luke and Andrew: “And every time I come out of the broadcast center here, Carey has to spent about ten minutes picking off little flakes of fake leather that have adhered to different parts of my head, face and neck. Oh, like monkeys!”

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Luke and Andrew: “And, in fact, I mean, that’s what the Bible says. It says, ‘Be hot or cold. If you are lukewarm, God will spit you out.’ ‘If the water is lukewarmeth, spitet it outeth,’ is what it says. I don’t know why it talks like that.”

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Luke and Andrew: “I can break the ice with a little, um, earphone shedding talk. Uh, uh, okay. Wait, what? What does that mean?”

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Luke and Andrew: Luke loves the idea of Andrew catting around

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Luke and Andrew: Powering Out Eggs and Dazzling Deuce

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Luke and Andrew: Slapback, Slabjacking-back and Back-slabbing

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Luke and Andrew: Swinging Coil

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Andrew: “And she said, ‘Oh, well, then you better, you’ll be the belle of the party.’ And then, I said, ‘I better be!'”

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Andrew: “And then I brought it home, and I ate it.”

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Andrew: “But, barbecue should also be about just like eating way too many ribs and making a lot of bad decisions.”

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Andrew: “Coo-ca-cha, coo-ca-cha!”

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Andrew: Disgusted Sound

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Andrew: “Ham!”

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Andrew: “Ham!” #2

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Andrew: “Heck, obviously, I love my girlfriend; but, I also love my alone time.”

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Andrew: “Hey-oh!”

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Andrew: “I can explain to you, honestly, what Pokémon Go is right now; but, I still can’t explain to you what the fuck Pokémon is.”

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Andrew: “I forgot about that. So, you already ruined the record, you ruined the legacy. You did, Luke!”

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Andrew: “I’ve gone spelunking”

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Andrew: “It was bad, like bad!”

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Andrew: “It’s fun. I don’t do anything crazy, I don’t go out. I don’t, I don’t, you know, cat around or anything.”

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Andrew: “Oh my God!”

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Andrew: “Oh, like monkeys!”

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Andrew: “Oh, no.”

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Andrew: “Oh, no. I think my computer’s just being taken over.”

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Andrew: “Oh, yeah!”

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Andrew: “Panic attack”

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Andrew: “See, I have a real PC metal detector; so, it’s just like, I don’t see spoons.”

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Andrew: “Sorry, guys. Hey, you know what? You stole Steve Nelson, we can steal your goddamn headphones.”

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Andrew: “Sure, yeah.”

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Andrew: “That’s a lotta meat.”

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Andrew: “The cats wanted in on this action.”

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Andrew: “Uh, uh, okay. Wait, what? What does that mean?”

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Andrew: “What does it mean when your computer starts smoking? Um, uh, it just means it just had sex. Hey-oh!”

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Andrew: “Whatever.”

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Andrew: “Wow!”

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Andrew and Luke: “Feel like I have so many things I was ready to talk to you about today, and now I can’t remember what they were. (Well, I can) How’s that for a good show open?”

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Andrew and Luke: “Ham! That’s what comes up when I search for ham (Ham!)”

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Andrew and Luke: “I had a panic attack today (Whoa)”

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Andrew and Luke: “I just had, just had one, I ate… well, never mind. Go ahead. Come on. Now, you have to tell me.”

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Andrew and Luke: “Let’s throw her a hambone. Hey-oh!”

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Andrew: “Beeeeeep”

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Andrew: “Boy, that’s a question!”

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Andrew: Drawn out “Okay”

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Andrew: “Genevieve looked me in the eye and she said, ‘Andrew, you have to stop running.'”

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Andrew: “I didn’t, I didn’t think that far ahead.”

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Andrew: “I don’t know if it’s a problem or a blessing for you”

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Andrew: “I don’t remember. That movie is so long!”

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Andrew: “I have very limited mobility today, Luke. I have very limited mobility.”

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Andrew: “I thought you were applying the Luke lockdown to something that you like. But, yeah, you were going out on a limb there.”

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Andrew: “I’m, I’m cruisin’ for a bruis–a digital bruisin’ here again”

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Andrew: “Let’s Thrive again, like we did last summer.”

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Andrew: “Like, I don’t know. I’m a kid, I’m not allowed to watch Cheers.”

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Andrew: “Now, I just feel like I’m piling on.”

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Andrew: “Now, now, now, now I’m all in my head. I was just teasing.”

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Andrew: “Oh, no!”

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Andrew: “Rap Master Pokémon”

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Andrew: Snorting

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Andrew: Whispering “What are running from? Stop running.”

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Andrew: “You son of a biscuit!”

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Andrew and Luke: “But I’m just bragging about the fact that I didn’t totally fuck it up. Since we’re swearing. Yes, since I’m going to bleep that out later.”

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Andrew and Luke: “I have an audio question for you, as a matter of fact that…that’s not a question. It’s kind of a statement. Yeah, it starts as a statement and then it goes into the question. I remembered it wrong. Do you remember those commercials?”

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Andrew and Luke: “I know, but I like bleeping things. Okay.”

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Luke: Attempting to say “A Swiss accent is very similar to the…” in a Swiss accent

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Luke: Attempting to say “You were only s’pose to blow the doors” as Michael Caine

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Luke: “Because… I don’t know”

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Luke: Doot-dooting the hold music Luke was listening to earlier in the day

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Luke: “Give me my hasenpfeffer!”

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Luke: “Good for you, buddy!”

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Luke: “It’s dray. Let’s take a listen… Drei, drei. Drei, drei. Drei.”

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Luke: “People are always calling other people ‘limber dick cocksuckers’.”

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Luke: Pod-dog Status Update

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Luke: “She’s, she’s Pod-dog from the block. Don’t be fooled by the rocks that she’s got.”

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Luke: “Shut it down, you’re going to hear from Walsh, Walsh and Doormat.”

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Luke: Spit Take

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Luke: “That’s some psychological b-g on me”

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Luke: “This is mine now!”

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Luke: “Three. Three. Three.”

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Luke: Trying to say “frigerator” in an odd Swiss accent

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Luke: Yelling “Drei!!!”

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Luke: You can hear in their voice a certain confusion as to why somebody would let their digital house fall into the great gardens-esque (???) disorder that mine is in.”

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Luke and Andrew: Andrew misheard lyrics from a Nair jingle

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Luke and Andrew: “Drei. Drei. Drei. Drei. (We have given you all the tools) Drei!!!!! How’s that? It was amazing.”

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Luke and Andrew: “This thing’s been happening, Andrew, you don’t know about it cuz you don’t (Listen), you don’t live #LowCarb. (Okay)”

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Luke and Andrew: “What’s a Swiss person talk like? I, I don’t know. I didn’t even know they could talk.”

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Slamming on Desk

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Andrew: “And now, I’m just like a confused dog. I’m just like, ‘I dunno. I dunno where the toy is.'”

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Andrew: “Can we agree that’s on both of us?”

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Andrew: “Frankly, I’m not a squeaking of a dog toy to get somebody’s attention kind of guy.”

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Andrew: “I creep myself out by saying that”

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Andrew: “I’m legit excited about it.”

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Andrew: “Not that one!”

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Andrew: “Oh, wow, that’s some James Bond villain shit! That’s great!”

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Andrew: “Oh!”

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Andrew: “PS: Do you love me now, daddy?”

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Andrew: “Sorry, I’m still waking up. It’s all coming back to me.”

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Andrew: “Then, I think that’s what put my ass to sleep as Ice T might say. Nope, as Ice Cube might say.”

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Andrew: “Unfortunately, they are the kind of dreams that wouldn’t really make sense once you tried to, to turn them into words anyway.”

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Andrew: “Weddings, when people want to celebrate their (f–) love. Fff–Whatever. I got love, don’t need to celebrate it.”

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Andrew: “You know, sometimes I wake up in the middle of the night, want a sip of water or something. Maybe, maybe, return some water back to nature.”

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Andrew and Luke: Dreamcatcher and Invisibooyah

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Andrew and Luke: Silver Spooning

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Luke: “And also, if Andrew can keep from falling back asleep.”

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Luke: “And, holy crap dude!”

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Luke: “Because, he likes us, he really, really likes us; or, I should say, he liked us.”

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Luke: Chuckling

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Luke: Chuckling #2

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Luke: “Everything else is easier in the morning!”

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Luke: “Happy party times!”

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Luke: “I, uh, I, I retract the balance of my time… and cede the floor to the gentleman from Ohio.”

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Luke: “Isn’t that spatial?”

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Luke: “It is… wicked complicated!”

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Luke: Luke is recording the show from the shadows of a Cracker Barrel

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Luke: “Oh… hell… yeah!”

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Luke: “Silver spooning you”

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Luke: Singing “Andy and Bean, in the afternoon!”

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Luke: “To be a good shopper! Who’s a good shopper? Andrew’s a good shopper.”

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Luke: Whistling and saying “Disastrous”

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Luke: Whistling and saying: “The Stu-bot”

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Luke and Andrew: “And this also, by the way, contributed to why daddy left us. Yeah, I know. I know. Cuz, we weren’t good enough podcasters”

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Luke and Andrew: “I mean, because your’s cuz you were fired… Ha-ha, I was not fired! I had, I had accomplished everything I wanted to in the world of talk radio.”

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Luke and Andrew: “Listening to you guys flooring me with four, and dazzling me with deets, powering my outs. I’m gonna, I’m gonna power your outs”

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Luke and Andrew: “That was not a clown question, bro. Uh… (Good)”

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Luke and Andrew: “There is no way I’m stinking up my podcast network (Yeah) with these two guys doing whatever it is they do.”

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Luke and Andrew: “Uh… One, I get to be the big silver spoon; and, two, please never use the word lover on this program (I knew you were going to say that!)”

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Luke and Andrew: “You only get… one chance to blow, that’s not true; I think, you get three chances to blow. (Mmm-hmm)”

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Luke: “And I’ll have forgotten about the joke; and then, they’ll say it and I’ll, I’ll either laugh or be filled with secret rage. So, one of the two.”

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Luke: “And so, you’re not living the Santa lifestyle two-four-sev, three-sixty-five.”

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Luke: “Before all that though, we have to say hello to my friend, the official record keeper of this show. The guy who, you know, keeps me, keeps me on point, and keeps me on track; and, does a terrible job of it, if you’ve heard the show.”

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Luke: “But if you, you know, if you Larry the Cable Guy’d that up a little bit”

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Luke: “Hey, I’ve been thinking!”

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Luke: “I mean, seriously, I bet you Cheeky Monkey is jumping off, because… it stuck its finger in its butt and smelled it.”

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Luke: “I’m just excited that I haven’t sworn or said something mildly racist so far.”

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Luke: Imitating the beats used in System Of A Down songs

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Luke: “In three, DuDu, and one.”

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Luke: Luke’s phone chirped away while he was talking

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Luke: Making mouth trumpet sounds and singing “She’s A Lady”

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Luke: Making sounds with his tongue and lips

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Luke: “No, it’s not a fever dream or a bad trip.”

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Luke: “Oh my God. I am going to crap my pants in Branson, Missouri, while a thousand Santas and a thousand Branson residents watch.”

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Luke: “Oh, I’ve got a jolly belly!”

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Luke: “Something called, a, a play called, ‘Jerusalem’ and the guy who is the star is called ‘DuDu Fisher’.”

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Luke: “Two-four-sev, three-sixty-five”

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Luke: “What do… Yeah. What DuDu Fisher do?”

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Luke: “Who’s being a cheeky monkey now? Me, I think.”

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Luke: “Yeah, you know what? Let’s go full Christmas on it.”

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Luke and Andrew: Andrew is a Double Extra Never

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Luke and Andrew: Andrew is taking steps to becoming a Super Possessor

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Luke and Andrew: “Andrew, I have to tell you, I just had a terrible idea. Oh, good.”

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Luke and Andrew: “As we like to say on this show, you know, Thursday is the Friday of the middle week; which means, Wednesday is the Thursday of the middle week. Right.”

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Luke and Andrew: Baldknobbers

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Luke and Andrew: Both trying to sing the “Exciting Celebrate Music” and saying “We make a good team. Yeah… we don’t.”

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Luke and Andrew: “Harvard Yard, park the car (Oh, Christ) Harvard Yard”

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Luke and Andrew: “I’m a strict deustructionist. There we go.”

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Luke and Andrew: “It’s not far from the Crazy Larry’s Cheeky Monkey Bar. There it is, Crazy Craig’s Cheeky Monkey Bar! You’re not kidding.”

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Luke and Andrew: Luke’s phone chirped again while Andrew was saying “…kind of modern way”

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Luke and Andrew: “Now, forgive my terrible, like, Boston accent, but… Let me, hold on, get into the zone. Harvard Yard, park the car (Oh, Christ) Harvard Yard. He was, he’ll, He’ll be saying like… Ah, I’m not gonna do the accent. (No)”

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Luke and Andrew: “Please, please leave your clothes on. Uh, nope, oops… already, already down to the jockstrap here. Yeah… I like that you wear a jockstrap for the show though… Well, you’re, you’re kind of a ball buster. Hey-oh! Doesn’t make tons of sense.”

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Luke and Andrew: Power Out and Missed Poop Joke

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Luke and Andrew: “The Italian restaurant is called ‘Pasghetti’s’. Oh my God.”

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Luke and Andrew: “There’s a place called, I believe it’s called ‘God and Country Theater’? Oh, Christ.”

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Andrew: “And I was just like, ‘Nah’.”

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Andrew: “And, I don’t think anybody is going to deliver on this, cuz they know I’m kind of a dick.”

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Andrew: “And, it was the worst imitation of anything I’ve heard in my life, including the imitations that I do.”

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Andrew: Butchering “Jean Valjean”

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Andrew: Chuckling

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Andrew: “He apparently bought this, didn’t do shit with it”

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Andrew: “I don’t mean to be a jerk about it, but…”

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Andrew: “I don’t wanna just be ‘Yes, and’ for the sake of, for the sake of our friendship.”

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Andrew: “I know this just sounds like, ‘Uh yeah, Andrew. You’re describing the American Dream'”

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Andrew: “I’ve, I know nothing about Les Mis, so I don’t know anything about that character. Sorry, and I’m sure I butchered the God damn name.”

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Andrew: “Jer-USA-lem”

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Andrew: Laughing

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Andrew: “No, leave the outfit on.”

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Andrew: “Oh my God”

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Andrew: “Oh, Christ”

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Andrew: “Oh, good”

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Andrew: “Thank God!”

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Andrew: “Thank God!” #2

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Andrew: “That was a solid power out poop joke.”

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Andrew: “There’s no chance we can just start from the top, is there?”

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Andrew: “Um, prooooob–Um… is there a Crazy Craig’s Cheeky Monkey Shack there?”

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Andrew: “Wait, wait, wait, wait”

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Andrew: “Who’s your favorite reindeer, and don’t say Rudolph.”

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Andrew: “You and I are not hams… I think.”

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Andrew: “You’re a strict hashtagolist!”

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Andrew and Luke: “Circle the wagons. That’s what I was trying to say. I was trying to say ‘circle the wagons’. There’s no chance we can just start form the top, is there? In three, DuDu, and one… Jean Valjean! Uhhh, so much to be embarrassed about.”

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Andrew and Luke: “I’ve been thinkin’. I’ve been thinking!”

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Andrew and Luke: Luke is a strict hashtagolist and a strict deustructionist

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Andrew and Luke: Nicknames for Appetizers and Sandwiches

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Andrew and Luke: “Uh, is that Jean Valjean? Is that how you say it? (Yeah) That was embarrassing for me. Yeah, now who’s making fun of DuDu Fisher, Walsh?”

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Andrew and Luke: “What do you, what do you want to know about DuDu Fisher? Actually, don’t answer that. (What’s… what’s?)”

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Andrew and Luke: “You’ve been in similar situations before. Well, I have, but, I mean… They’re never good. Yeah, exactly.”

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