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Clips From TBTL #2140: The Prime Cuts

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The following are some of the “best of the best” clips from the TBTL live show from the Legion in St. Paul, Minnesota. One of those clips is Luke telling the backstory of why he started mentioning that Andrew is famous for his “drawing of tall ships”.

Andrew and Luke: First Key to the Show is don’t get fired halfway through the show (or not freak Luke out)

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Andrew and Luke: Sue Nelson starts playing while Andrew is telling his airplane story

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Andrew, Steve Nelson and Luke: Andrew pitching “Welcome to Night Pants”

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Luke and Andrew: Hotel Elevator Story

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Luke and Andrew: The Story Behind “Drawing of Tall Ships”

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Clips From TBTL #2140: “Two Steves and a Sue” Edition

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Steve Nelson and Luke: “TBT-What? Possible show title.”

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Steve Nelson and Luke: “Uh, what are you thinking of titling it? We were thinking of calling it ‘All Thongs Considered’.”

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Steve Neuman: “Andrew!”

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Steve Neuman: “I, I need to sharpshoot your joke there, that is from the Little Red Bandwagon podcast.”

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Steve Neuman: “You son-of-a-bitch!”

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Steve Neuman, Luke and Andrew: “I’m glad you asked, Luke. Umm… Because, no.”

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Sue Nelson: Playing and singing “I’m tired and I wanna go to bed. I had a little drink about an hour ago and it went right to my head.”

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Sue Nelson and Luke: “Nobody’s listening to me, you know, you’re not… Andrew knows exactly how what that feels like. Sorry. I’ll leave now. I’m sorry.”

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Clips From TBTL #2140: Luke Burbank Edition

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Luke: “Anything, any other As that need to be M’d, or whatever?”

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Luke: “As we like to say, podcasting is a highly visual medium.”

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Luke: “Buckle up, it’s not great.”

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Luke: “Cheese, cream, cheese, cream… insulin.”

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Luke: “Could you please welcome the bass player for Nervous Fingers, our boss, Steve Nelson, to the stage.”

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Luke: “How did you Hodor that?”

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Luke: “I consider my life a live show”

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Luke: “I have a lot to learn about your ways here in the Midwest, I apologize.”

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Luke: “It puts the podcast in the Stitcher, or it gets the hose.”

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Luke: “Nice Oregon Trail t-shirt too! That’s bitchin’.”

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Luke: “Notice me, Haage. Notice Me.”

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Luke: “Oh, that’s also in there.”

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Luke: “She just went from wind beneath to wind on top of your wings. That was a real quick flip there.”

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Luke: “She was already bored. You were bored with the instructions!”

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Luke: “That’s the end of the show, everybody. That was clearly the high point.”

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Luke: “There are, probably, ten to twelve of St. Paul’s finest citizens thinking ‘What the hell is a TBTL? Why do these people come to the hall tonight; and, why are they laughing at a guy playing audio drops?'”

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Luke: “This American Legion”

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Luke: “This is kind of a crazy feeling to look out on all these people and realize what a bad idea this was.”

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Luke: “Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes. I, I, I, I see, I see things.”

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Luke: “You may have hitched your wagon to the wrong pony.”

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Luke and Andrew: “And the stamp says, Daytime Emmy Award Winner Luke Burbank. Do you wanna trade?”

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Luke and Andrew: “Invisibooyah!”

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Luke and Andrew: “Invisibooyah!” (With Audience Reaction)

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Luke and Andrew: “Like, based on all of the evidence, pretty lousy at being married. Like, pretty lousy at being, like… What do you mean? You love it, you keep doing it! Oh, sorry!”

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Luke and Andrew: “Oh, the Little Red Bandwagon kids. Thank you. The podcast about this podcast, which nobody on this podcast listens to; because, we get our feelings hurt. (Right)”

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Luke and Andrew: “Those things stress me out so hard, cuz I feel like if I fart (Yes!) on a Perrier, it’s gonna be seven dollars. Exactly!”

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Luke and Andrew: “We know that you know, as a listener to this show, that sometimes the energy can get a little low, things can kind of drag. Don’t look at me–Why do you always look at me when you say that?”

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Luke and Steve Nelson: “Do we still have jobs? Yes, absolutely. Yes! That’s awesome!”

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Luke and Steve Neuman: “He’s manning the Heggie’s minor, regional, Internet presence tonight, the Stu-bot! (Welcome to the Internet)”

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Luke and Steve Neuman: “How does this all feel to you? Um, again, terrifying.”

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Luke and Steve Neuman: “How is this feeling for you, Stu-bot? I’m terrified.”

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Luke and Sue Nelson: “How did they do? Umm… well… Let’s talk about something else. Okay.”

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Luke and Sue Nelson: “What is that song called? Um… Doot-doot-doot-doot-doot-doo! I’m so glad to hear you don’t know the name of it.”

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Clips From TBTL #2140: Andrew Walsh Edition

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Andrew: “I couldn’t not! I couldn’t not. I was hungry.”

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Andrew: “I didn’t even mean it that way!”

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Andrew: “I don’t know, man.”

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Andrew: “I haven’t even gotten to the hot dogs yet!”

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Andrew: “I just want the, the first hot dog to be special.”

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Andrew: “I know that I’m the one who asked you about creepers; but, will you come back to Seattle with us? Because, we could really use this on the show, like, everyday.”

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Andrew: “I think I broke it.”

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Andrew: “I was too shy, I just did not want to be the guy on the airplane… I get it Sue! It’s why we call them Hot Dog Stories!”

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Andrew: “I’m a bit of a Socialist, I wanted to take something that was my problem and share it with everybody!”

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Andrew: “It’s all, just like, get to the point, dazzling details, power out, boom! You know what I mean… like ba-ba-ba!”

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Andrew: “Oh God, come on!”

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Andrew: “Oh, I know! I know! I know!”

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Andrew: “Oh! Can I play with this now?”

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Andrew: “Show me how to stamp.”

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Andrew: “The, the legroom was sweet, sweetness, Luke.”

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Andrew: “This is, uh, this is my worst nightmare! Somebody is legitimately asking me about my dreams, and I honestly can’t remember my, my last one. This is awful.”

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Andrew: “This was the most public radio, New Hampshire show you could possibly, possibly accidentally produce for two years of your career.”

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Andrew: “Uhh, can I get a free hot dog?”

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Andrew: “We do so many shows!”

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Andrew: “You know me, that’s not coo’.”

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Andrew and Luke: “And then, uh, I never thought I could miss a food before, which is one of my favorite Carpenters songs. There’s a lot of, there’s a lot of overtones to that statement. I didn’t even mean it that way! I just, it just sounds like a 70s love song.”

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Andrew and Luke: Andrew Hodor’d the stamper

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Andrew and Luke: “It’s more of a personal goal for me (Okay) and it’s to be funnier than the Stu-bot tonight (Oh, yeah!) Do you think I can pull–I know!”

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Andrew and Luke: Skyways not Skywalks or Skywalkers

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Andrew, Steve Neuman and Luke: Number of listeners listening via Mixlr

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Andrew, Steve Neuman and Luke: “This diet’s gonna kill me. What!?!? Andrew! I’m into that. How did this go sideways?!? That’s not even the right sound effect for that.”

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Clips From TBTL #2139

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Andrew: “And now, I’m watching your face; and, it almost looks like you surprised yourself with the end of that sentence.”

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Andrew: “But, like, at what point does your quote/unquote rescue dog become just start being your dog?”

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Andrew: Drawn out “Oh!”

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Andrew: Drawn out “Really?”

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Andrew: “I almost watched you pull an Andrew; but, you pulled, you pulled the nose up on that Andrew train. Way to go.”

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Andrew: “I touched my computer and it stopped!”

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Andrew: “I was slurping it up like a true Burbank.”

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Andrew: “I’m caught in a time loop, I don’t know what I’m saying anymore.”

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Andrew: “Really!!?”

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Andrew: Slurping up pizza

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Andrew: “So God damn special!”

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Andrew: “They didn’t have my favorite Mariah Carey song!”

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Andrew: “You guys know my dogological clock is ticking.”

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Andrew: “You’ve had a dog for 16 years. It’s not a rescue dog, it’s just your fucking dog!”

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Andrew: “Your sandwich sucks!!!”

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Andrew and Luke: “I was cyberbullied within an inch of my life last night. Don’t start with me!”

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Andrew and Luke: “I was slurping it up like a true Burbank. I want to be mad about that, but it’s pretty accurate.”

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Andrew and Luke: “I’m stalling here because: number one, I’m gonna sound like a dorkwad; and, number two, it’s a… Do you want some bitchin’ music so you won’t sound like such a dorkwad?”

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Andrew, Luke and Steve Neuman: “It’s a mini-to-mini schnauzer. Oh! (Oh!)”

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Andrew, Steve Neuman and Luke: Rescue Theon and Service Theon

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Andrew, Steve Neuman, Luke and Carey Burbank: The Funk of 40,000 Burbanks

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Luke: “And, we have the show title.”

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Luke: “Andrew ‘Hey there, Fireball’ Walsh”

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Luke and Andrew: “I got to pull my wife into this; because, she is… Your what? My woif! Oh.”

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Luke and Andrew: Saying “Jesse Jones!” while Andrew is talking

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Luke and Andrew: “So, if you’ve been waiting ’til Friday for the eagle to shit; and now, you got a little scratch, you got a little skrilla. Is that a thing? Yeah, the eagle shits on Friday, you get paid on Friday.”

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Luke and Andrew: “That was me, by the way. Okay, I was wondering. I kind of Foobled the end of that. I touched my computer and it stopped. And then, I was like ‘How did I do that?'”

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Steve Neuman: “Minor, regional, Internet presence”

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Steve Neuman: “Volcanic farts”

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Steve Neuman, Andrew and Luke: “No mountain too tall and good luck to all. Yeah, we got this.”

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Steve Neuman, Luke and Andrew: “Talk to the scale, because the Heggies ain’t listening. And, we have the show title. That’s it, write that down. Lock it in. Are we good here? Yep.”

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Clips From TBTL #2138: Luke Burbank and Steve Neuman Edition

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Luke: “Amy Wielunski, known for her drawings of tall ships.”

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Luke: “Boredified”

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Luke: “But, some people are cheating when it comes to building their beef castle.”

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Luke: “Hempler’s”

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Luke: “Hot mic”

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Luke: “Huh?”

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Luke: “I don’t know you, but I need you to hear this mixtape that my friend Andrew made.”

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Luke: “I will club a seal to make a deal!”

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Luke: “I won’t be undersold!”

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Luke: “King and Bunny!”

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Luke: Recreating what it’s like to have a phone conversation through a car’s hands-free system

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Luke: Singing the “If you wanna get a deal, go see Cal. If you wanna get a deal, go see Cal!” jingle

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Luke: “That was, as Andrew, as you would like to say, that was me kidding on the square.”

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Luke: “That whole joke was basically, like, ‘I’m gay!'”

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Luke: “Wait a second, wait a second. Hold on.”

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Luke: “When I pulled up to the In-N-Out drive-thru at LAX and I was listening to TBTL. That’s not, that’s a bridge too far, my friend.”

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Luke: “Ya turkeys!”

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Luke and Andrew: “Let me dab while I drop some deuts on you. They’re worn by men… Dazzling Deuts? Dazzling Deuts!!! And, we have the show title.”

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Luke and Andrew: “Like, whatever. You’re still mad that I refer to you as the poor man’s John Moe. You got to get over that! Why, why do you let that bother you so much, partner?”

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Luke and Steve Neuman: “A man grows up in St. Cloud, Minnesota, he learns a few things about pronouncing… Did you actually grow up in St. Cloud? No, I grew up in Hector, Minnesota. Oh, yeah. A guy grows up in Hector, Minnesota, he learns a thing or two about last names like Wielunski.”

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Luke and Steve Neuman: “If we’re known for one thing on this show, it’s just our fast facts. It’s that we get to the point, quick to the point, the point, no fakin’. Cookin’ MCs like a pound of bacon.”

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Luke and Steve Neuman: “Shul’s back for summer. Shul’s back forever. That was… not good.”

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Luke, Steve Neuman and Andrew: Donating at the thousand dollar level

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Steve Neuman: “And Amy, clearly, spent enormous amounts of too much time, which would have been five minutes; but, still, too much time.”

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Steve Neuman: “Hello, boys. How are you?”

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Steve Neuman: “Just an ocean of funk”

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Steve Neuman: “Oh, shit. What are we doing here?”

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Steve Neuman: “Ooh!”

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Steve Neuman: “Piper, Luke’s enemy”

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Steve Neuman and Andrew: “I was gonna quickly sharpshoot Andrew and say, it’s only ten dollars a month for a water bottle. I’m sorry. Geez! Thank you, Stu. No problem.”

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Steve Neuman, Andrew and Luke: Minnehaha is not a big laugh

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Steve Neuman and Luke: “You’re the lead dog, so the scenery is changing all the time! And… scene.”

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