Category: Audio Clips

Luke: Exhales

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Luke: “I just don’t want to even explain what a Bellingham is.”

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Luke: “I know, I know, I know”

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Luke: “It’s weird, because the Dreamcatcher segment is both a carrot and a stick.”

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Luke: Laughing

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Luke: “Operation: Fish For Compliment. Complete success.”

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Luke: Reading from an article “And while we ethically don’t approve, viral media is impossible for us to regulate. Welcome to the jungle.”

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Luke: Reading from an e-mail “My eldest has some Burbankian traits and my youngest has more of a Walsh bent.”

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Luke: “Take me down to the Donut City, where the grass is green and the girls are pretty.”

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Luke: “That’s pretty bitchin'”

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Luke: “This is so good!”

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Luke: “Ungh-D-D-D-D.J. Hodor.”

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Luke: “What are you talking about, dude!?!”

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Luke and Andrew: “I bet your kids are going to be great. Yeah, especially the Walsh one. He may need some help. He, I mean, I would watch that one. I would watch… Just keep an eye on that one. I think the Burbanky one will be, will be cool. He will be real cool.”

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Luke and Andrew: “I think Hodor is doable. What does that make me, Bran? I’m not carrying your ass around! Nice try.”

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Luke and Andrew: “I’m like Sarah Palin, I can see Juárez from my hotel room, isn’t that crazy? Sarah doesn’t see Juárez.”

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Luke and Andrew: “Part thought experiment, part Jeff Foxworthy. You know you’re a Ten if? Yes.”

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Luke and Andrew: There will and shall be LARPing

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Andrew: “All snark aside, for a moment.”

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Andrew: “Are we the Game of Thrones of podcasting? I don’t know.”

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Andrew: “Are you serious, you guys are, like, has-beens!”

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Andrew: “But, slashfic. That word, it doesn’t mean what you think it means.”

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Andrew: “But, the show must go on. So… sometimes. When you’re Axl Rose.”

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Andrew: “Don’t even get me started.”

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Andrew: Drawn out “No”

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Andrew: Drawn out “Okay”

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Andrew: “Dress ’em up”

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Andrew: “Hey, Luke. As the Hodor of podcasting, things do not end well for me, do they?”

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Andrew: “Holdoor!”

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Andrew: “How rude.”

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Andrew: “I started talking about hot dogs and whether or not I might buy one; but, probably not, depending if the lady is still there.”

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Andrew: “I’m good at stealing other people’s shit.”

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Andrew: “It was like seven minutes in hell.”

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Andrew: Laughing

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Andrew: Laughing #2

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Andrew: Laughing #3

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Andrew: Laughing and saying “I get it”

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Andrew: “Music belongs to everybody!”

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Andrew: “Notice me Senpai!”

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Andrew: “Sorry, I’m in airplane mode.”

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Andrew: “This is very PC Andrew.”

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Andrew and Luke: “I still don’t know what I’m doing yet. Don’t worry, Stu. None of us do.”

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Andrew and Luke: “I’m gonna say a word: Notice. Me Senpai.”

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Andrew and Luke: “It is a version of fan fiction that, I believe, heavily relies on sexual situations. That’s what I’m talking about. Oh! My mis–You know what? There I go, interrupting you again and making a fool of myself.”

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Andrew and Luke: Luke thinks Andrew is just trying to get more Twitter followers

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During the show, Andrew decided to have his computer say a few things that he wrote, as a play on the topic of Google Magenta generating its own music.

Computer: “I always thought I wrote good e-mails. Oh well. I guess I’ll keep practicing.”

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Computer and Luke: “I think I love you, Luke. Call me. Oh my God.”

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Computer, Andrew and Luke: “Dear Luke, I wrote you this e-mail because I care. Signed, Computer. So, I don’t know… Why am I turned on right now?”

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Also, listener Brian (or Bryan) left a voicemail for Luke and Andrew asking a question about the TBTL-a-thon. As part of asking the question, Brian (or Bryan) said it was a dumb question, also known as the most “TBTL question in the world”, which Luke and Andrew took umbrage.

Listener Brian (or Bryan), Luke and Andrew: “I have a dumb question, the most TBTL question in the world actually. How dare you? I know.”

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Andrew: “I didn’t read the story, as you can tell.”

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Andrew: Laughing

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Andrew: Laughing #2

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Andrew: “Let’s do the numbers.”

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Andrew: “No, really!”

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Andrew: “Robb effed up!”

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Andrew: “Row-buts”

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Andrew: Squeaking sound

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Andrew: “We’ll just make it radio, that’s my world.”

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Andrew: “Yeah. I mean you say that, but TBTL will be around.”

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Andrew and Luke: “He’s totally Burbanking! He Burbanked the hell out of it! He Burbanks Burbank.”

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Andrew and Luke: Public radio fund drive fetishists

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Luke: “All we want is every dime that you make, all year long. That’s it!”

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Luke: “And Ryssdal waits for no man, Andrew; and, certainly, no podcast.”

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Luke: “Get your mind in the gutter, dude!”

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Luke: “I, I hit a clinker when I wanted to hit a clunker.”

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Luke: “If you are listening to this show for the very first time today, this is gonna be weird. Just, you know, I guess, buckle up.”

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Luke: “If you would like me to be able to have the money to buy some self-esteem, ladies and gentlemen, we need you to donate to the TBTL-a-thon.”

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Luke: “Oh, that’s beautiful.”

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Luke: “So, check this out”

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Luke: “Stay woke.”

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Luke: “We, for one, would like to welcome our robot overlords.”

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Luke: “What are you wearing? A tote bag.”

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Luke: Whispering “Kai Ryssdal”

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Luke: “Who let the dog out? That’s what I want to know.”

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Luke: “You just, you want to be asleep. Stay woke… when it comes to why TBTL doesn’t sound as good as it should.”

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Luke: “You never go full Burbank.”

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Luke: “You’re the Wazer who cried car fire.”

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Luke and Andrew: “And there, those dudes will let their beards out, and he said it was insane. I’m sorry, who, who lets the beards out? Hey, listen. You made the ‘Who let the dog?’ joke out at the top of the show while my mic was off.”

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Luke and Andrew: “Don’t Burbank a Burbank though. Never Burbank and Burbank.”

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Luke and Andrew: “Here she is. She’s young, but she’s a ball buster! (Mmm-hmm)”

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Luke and Andrew: No money, no funny. No dollar, no holler…

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Luke and Andrew: “Who let the dog out, (Oh, come on! You can’t have it both ways) the dog out. I’m also, by the way, I’m like, I’m two and half seconds behind the music.”

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Luke: “And this is the crazy thing about life on this big blue marble: it goes really fast, Andrew.”

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Luke: Glitchy or awkwardly edited “At the twenty”

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Luke: “Hello there everybody. I’m your host, Luke Burbank, coming to you from Studio X.”

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Luke: “Hey everybody, you know what time it is? It’s the TBTL-a-thon!”

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Luke: “I was not the straw that was stirring that drink. I was the little, I was a fly inside an ice cube, floating around in that drink, hoping that I just got stirred over towards where I need to be.”

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Luke: “If you have, like, drop a deuce while someone holds you by the armpits confidence”

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Luke: “It is TBTL-a-thon time, once again.”

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Luke: “Oh, damn!”

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Luke: “Oh, no. I shouldn’t have called you out on that. I could tell you’re Burbanking it here.”

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Luke: “Oh, yeah.”

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Luke: “This is a public radio program… yes it is.”

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Luke: “Three Chins and A Little Baby?”

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Luke: “We’re not 100% sure if this is TBTL-a-thon #6 or TBTL-a-thon #7. If anybody out there knows, we’d love to hear from you.”

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Luke: Whistling

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Luke and Andrew: “Day plan. Day plan. Enemy of the night plan.”

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Luke and Andrew: “I have so many times done things where I’m like, ‘Can you move this?’ and then they move it; and then, ‘Oh, actually, just kidding. (Right) Can we go back to the first thing?'”

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Luke and Andrew: “If you put a gun to my head, I couldn’t drop a deuce while someone was holding me by my armpits. I know, especially me! That kid’s, that kid’s just like, that kid’s level of confidence, when it comes to BMs, is, is impressive. I know, the whole thing!”

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Luke and Andrew: Luke allowed Luke to propose an idea

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Luke and Andrew: “Well, you knew; cuz, she hadn’t wiped her butt. (Well, that’s one thing…) That’s… Shoulder rides are out. Shoulder rides are off the list.”

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Luke and Andrew: “You can wipe your friends and you can wipe your butt; but, you can’t wipe your friend’s butts. Exactly… Exactly.”

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Andrew: “A Man, A Scoot-about and A Little Lady?”

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Andrew: “And then, she lays a little dookie down.”

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Andrew: “Aww, damn Andrew!”

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Andrew: “Because, when you meet her she says, ‘I’m three!’, before you even ask.”

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Andrew: “But then, she’s like, ‘But, it’s scary!’ I’m like, ‘Well, you’re the one who brought it up.’ So, I’m kind of, like, ‘Okay. Well, why is it scary?’ And she’s like, ‘Cuz, it’s so huge and I could fall in!'”

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Andrew: “Cool Cucumber Andrew”

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Andrew: “Don’t let go, kiddo!”

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Andrew: “Dookie”

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Andrew: “I don’t want to step on your toes here, Luke.”

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Andrew: “I will, I’m gonna try to lay off most of the pills today.”

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Andrew: “I’m trying to get into, I’m trying to get, I’m trying to share your headspace a little bit here.”

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Andrew: “Just because I sometimes lisp and don’t say my Rs right, doesn’t mean that I have a learning disability.”

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Andrew: Laughing

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Andrew: Laughing and saying “I know!”

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Andrew: “Like, I don’t know! I don’t know how this stuff works!”

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Andrew: “Not really”

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Andrew: “Number One Daytime Emmy Award Winning Freelance Journalist?”

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Andrew: “Oh my God, I feel my wallet opening.”

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Andrew: “Oh, dang!”

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Andrew: “Oh, no! That’s scary.”

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Andrew: “Oh, yeah.”

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Andrew: “Oh, yes! I want that in my life 24×7.”

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Andrew: “Ride that high horse all day.”

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Andrew: “She brought over, like, more teddy, enough teddy bears to choke a teddy bear.”

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Andrew: Singing “Day plan”

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Andrew: Squeaking sound while Andrew was talking

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Andrew: “Suddenly I’m freaking my shit out, man.”

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Andrew: “That’s, there, there’s the problem right there, I did nothing.”

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Andrew: “Yeah, sure! I mean, I was an altar boy.”

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Andrew: “You asked what I did to the house, I made a mess… on the rug, before she got here just to make her feel comfortable.”

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Andrew: “You know what? I feel like Pat Metheny is so 2015 and Medeski Martin & Wood are so 2016.”

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Andrew and Luke: Dickensian Terms

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