Category: Audio Clips

Andrew: “Alright, I’ll rip the band-aid off.”

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Andrew: “I didn’t even get it! I didn’t get it.”

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Andrew: “I’ll get the God damn tux, Luke!”

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Andrew: “It’s an ‘End of Days’ sale!”

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Andrew: Saying “Because it wasn’t very good.” in a deep and quiet manner

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Andrew and Luke: Andrew deciding not to wear a tuxedo for TBTL 2K

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Andrew and Luke: “Everybody loves a good sit. Let me… it’s a great leveler. It is!”

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Andrew and Luke: “I grew up in a rib m-f-ing family, like… Wait a second, wait a second. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait… wait.”

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Andrew and Luke: It’s Bellingham, The Bay City below the Tennessee Valley, not Seattle

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Luke: “Let me just give you a little B-G on tuxedos.”

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Luke: “Major chill, bro!”

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Luke: “Per-maybe-I dunno”

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Luke: Saying “Chicken parm, it tastes so good.” a la Peyton Manning in a Nationwide TV ad

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Luke: Saying “Chicken parm, it’s on the show.” a la Peyton Manning in a Nationwide TV ad

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Luke: “Speaking of this whole thing going down the drain, let’s my co-host on the show, his name is Andrew Walsh.” 

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Luke: “Stop the show.”

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Luke: “There’s water that’s intrudering.”

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Luke: “What?!?”

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Luke: “You said, ‘What was the other name for IX?’ and I said, ‘Nine.'”

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Luke and Andrew: “And this is why I went out and got a meatball… I almost called it a meatball tux. Which could be, (Wow, this is…) a possible show title. I’ll get the God damn tux, Luke!”

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Luke and Andrew: “First of all, Friday after Thanksgiving, notoriously calm day at the stores. (Yeah, no kidding.) Just major chill, bro!”

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Luke and Andrew: “It’s like the Bible says, ‘Be thou not false boasting.’ That is what the bible says, right? No? I don’t… I mean… it sounded biblical. (Yeah.)”

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Luke and Andrew: “What?!? I love that song! Do you really?!? If you love that song (Yes!) we’re playing it then.”

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Luke and Andrew: “You already know what side your bread is buttered on, After These Messages. That’s right!”

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Andrew: “Aww, shit.”

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Andrew: Chuckling

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Andrew: “I don’t know how long I can keep doing TBTL, like my brain is broken and it’s just getting more and more broken.”

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Andrew: “I don’t want to be ‘no, but’ about this”

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Andrew: “I’m not seein’ it!!!”

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Andrew: “Kojo! Kojo!”

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Andrew: Laughing

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Andrew: “Let’s do this.”

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Andrew: “Let’s just keep talking about this because it’s so much fun!”

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Andrew: “Listen here, Seahawks!”

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Andrew: “Listen here, Seahawks! You want to hear Kdude and Lil’ Hoggie, you gotta earn it! And I’m not seeing it, I’ve been listening to a lot of Rizzo, I’m not seeing it!!!”

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Andrew: “Only time in history when Burbanking it worked.”

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Andrew: “Really?!?”

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Andrew: “Really?!? Huh! I’m surprised that you have that attitude!”

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Andrew: “They have to earn it!!!”

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Andrew: “You and Genevieve are… peas in a pod!”

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Andrew: “You gotta earn it!”

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Andrew and Luke: “For the love of God! Embrace the suck.”

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Andrew and Luke: “Maybe I’ll break some wind right into your sails. Oh, man! That sounds like the kind of crapola I would say.”

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Luke: “Actually, I’m in a weird place on this episode, 1992, in a collector’s series.”

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Luke: “Andrew ‘Hodor’ Walsh. He’s the Cuyahoga Clam.”

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Luke: “#Blessed”

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Luke: “I danced with the devil in the pale moonlight last night.”

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Luke: “I’m just winging these Robin Williams-style.”

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Luke: “Put a chip in the football, shoot a laser down the frigger-knocking goal line.”

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Luke: “Seahawks, Sea Yucks!”

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Luke: “Sorry, bro.”

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Luke: “This is exactly why I’m not on Facebook. I don’t need that kind of shit in my life!”

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Luke: “Yeah, he seems like a nice guy; but, God damn, he keeps bailing on us!”

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Luke and Andrew: “It’s not a problem… It’s also not a blessing. (Aww, shit.)”

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Andrew: “Big, big happenin’s huh?”

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Andrew: Candia, New Hampshire exists but Camdia, New Hampshire does not

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Andrew: “Did they do it via ISDN?”

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Andrew: “Don’t you ever throw my words back at my face!”

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Andrew: “God, somebody’s, somebody’s gonna make a SimCity version of Luke’s world and I’m telling you, that is gonna be a fun place before it goes up in flames.”

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Andrew: High-pitched “No.”

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Andrew: “I can’t even imagine it!”

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Andrew: “I love other people’s dogs!”

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Andrew: “I’m kind of a crazy dog person because I don’t have a dog; so, therefore, I cannot keep my hands off of other people’s dogs.”

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Andrew: Laughing “Yeah”

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Andrew: “No, it’s not.”

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Andrew: “Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah!”

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Andrew: “Oh! Pat… Oh! God! Now I finally got it.”

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Andrew: “That is my jam!”

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Andrew: “Touché, Rodfather.”

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Andrew and Luke: Andrew ponders what TBTL was link before he joined and played drops

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Andrew and Luke: “I don’t know what’s gonna come out the other end of this. We’ll see. Well, that’s a gross thought. I meant me!”

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Andrew and Luke: “Luke, I give everything hearts. A heart ho? Yeah, I’m a bit of a heart ho.”

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Luke: “Andrew ‘Hodor Fireball Hollywood’ Walsh”

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Luke: Attempting to say “They’ve never touched anything in their life! Let them touch this one thing!” as Céline Dion

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Luke: “Because, it’s-a Friday”

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Luke: “Forking A!”

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Luke: “I have no chill.”

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Luke: Luke’s impression veered into Boss Hogg territory

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Luke: “You cray”

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Luke: “You’re SOL, bro!”

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Luke and Andrew: “Andrew. Yeah.”

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Luke and Andrew: “Really hurt it, yeah my coccyx, not the same. It’s a family show.”

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Luke and Andrew: “Rublic padio station, possible show title. No, it’s not. You don’t think rublic padio is… No.”

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Andrew: “Daddy and daddy are breaking up.”

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Andrew: “I’m gonna be Ballmering it all day, and I’m gonna be dropping a lot of drinks; so, there better some child there catching it for me.”

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Andrew: “Pause the show!”

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Andrew: “We’re pioneers of bro-gramming!”

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Andrew and Luke: Copper Fascia, Coprographia, and Coprophagia

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Luke: “And, this is the part that I don’t think you’re going to believe, initially they do not like each other; but, it turns out, by the end of the film, they really like each other, including they like each other’s private parts. The prives.”

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Luke: “Andrew ‘Fireball’ Walsh”

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Luke: “God, I hate that guy. God, I hate that show.”

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Luke: Laughing

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Luke: “Mamase mamasa mamakusa”

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Luke: “Mister Andrew Walsh!”

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Luke: “Non-disclosures being disclosed, extreme. Tommy’s in Tustin taking on the Bills Mafia. Bills Mafia getting it from Southern California.”

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Luke: “So, are we agreeing or disagreeing?”

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Luke: “There’s even less money if you don’t activate the audio drops on time.”

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Luke: “We’ve got 72 minutes and 49 seconds left on this voyage, on this fantastic ride.”

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Luke: “You’ve heard of baller status, this is Ballmer status. This is completely different level of conspicuous consumption.”

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Luke and Andrew: Bro-gram

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Luke and Andrew: “I’m not totally sure (what I’m talking about?)”

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Luke and Andrew: Singing “That girl is poison. Never trust a big butt and a smile.” from Bell Biv Devoe’s “Poison”

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Luke and Andrew: Singing “WKSU in Kent, Ohio”

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Luke and Andrew: “What? You so crazy? It was really cray.”

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Andrew: Chuckling

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Andrew: “God damn it, I’m an idiot!”

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Andrew: “God damn it, I’m so dumb!”

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Andrew: “Holy Chicken!”

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Andrew: “I don’t know if I’m gonna love the way I look.”

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Andrew: “I think we’re all Von Goghing…to get drunk.”

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Andrew: “It was da Vinci.”

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Andrew: “Oh, doi! Right, of course, of course. That makes sense.”

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Andrew: “Ohhh, this job is so hard!”

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Andrew: “Wait, hold on a second. Can I interrupt for a second? Wait, hold on, slow down, slow down.”

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Andrew and Luke: “I’d paint you if you existed! Ho, man! I look forward to hearing about this tomorrow.”

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Luke: “During the year of our Lord, 1989.”

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Luke: “Hey guys, tonight’s been a real Scream.”

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Luke: “Hey, you know what? You don’t have to be a modern day Munch to solve this mystery, tonight’s been a real Scream.”

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Luke: “Ho, man!”

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Luke: “If you go to the concert, nobody wants to hear you yell ‘Seahawks’ when the guy’s trying to… God smack it up, or whatever.”

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Luke: “Listen to the kids, bro!”

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Luke: “My booty”

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Luke: “Oh yeah, duh!”

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Luke and Andrew: “Am I about to get Godsmacked? You’re getting Godsmacked as we speak.”

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Luke and Andrew: “Brown! Derby? Brownest! Derby!”

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Luke and Andrew: Chuckling

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Luke and Andrew: Favorite God Smack Songs

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Luke and Andrew: Mona Lisa and da Vinci

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Luke and Andrew: “You’re gonna tolerate the way you look. We’re pretty sure. (We’re pretty sure.)”

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Andrew: “And that’s how I earned the name ‘The Brownest Derby’!”

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Andrew: “Bring back the G-d sunshine!”

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Andrew: “Carcass! Carcass!”

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Andrew: “Doctor Star Who”

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Andrew: “I’m kind of an idiot.”

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Andrew: “My ba-ady”

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Andrew and Luke: Andrew wants to have a restraining order against Luke for making a bad message parlor joke

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Andrew and Luke: Brown Derby

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Andrew and Luke: Crushering It

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Andrew and Luke: Picturing Andrew as an upside-down Derby

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Luke: Chuckling

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Luke: “Like with most things with TBTL, it’s either going to be a beautiful disaster or just beautiful; but, it’s gonna be beautiful and it’s going to be memorable for one of those reasons.”

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Luke and Andrew: “Also Andrew, don’t get down on yourself so much. I won’t.”

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Luke and Andrew: “This is not Dream Court, my friend. We’re catching dreams, but… God, damn it!”

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Luke and Andrew: “We have 66 minutes 25 seconds left, I’ll tell you this… Oof, I’ll need 64 of those for the Keys.”

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