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Audio Clips

Clips From TBTL #1987

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Andrew: “God damn it, I’m so lucky.”

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Andrew: “Have you guys seen this double rainbow, this guys is whack!?!”

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Andrew: Laughing

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Andrew: Laughing and a sigh

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Andrew: “No.”

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Andrew: “Okay.”

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Andrew: “TBTL will always be important to me.”

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Andrew: “This is just… weird podcast today… real talk.”

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Andrew: “Yeah, you did it!”

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Andrew: “You, get a lot of me right into your earholes.”

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Andrew and Luke: Andrew wanted to feel more embarrassed about something at that time and Luke wants to hug Andrew’s subconscious

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Luke: “Down, down the river, over the falls.”

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Luke: “Hi there friendos! My name is Luke Burbank, I am apparently your host.”

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Luke: “Mr. Andrew ‘Hodor’ Walsh”

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Luke: “On the old podcasteroo”

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Luke: “Sorry for the drilling and other noises in the background, just because I do this show from a construction zone.”

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Luke: “This is a very, very dark open to the show!”

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Luke and Andrew: Andrew laughing and sighs to Luke saying “It’s a living!”

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Luke and Andrew: Luke the Rememberer

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Luke and Andrew: “Oh, Ello. (Oh, Ello.)”

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Luke and Andrew: “(So Fun) Ahhhhhhhgh, so great!”

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Luke and Andrew: Twenty year old Luke walking on air, sunshine and keyboard cleaner

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Luke and Andrew: “You know this? Right, of course! No, what are you talking about?”

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Clips From TBTL #1986

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Andrew: “Ahhh, teach me Senpai!”

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Andrew: “And it just warmed the cockles so much!”

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Andrew: Andrew has technically never been pants

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Andrew: Drawn out “Notice me, Senpai!”

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Andrew: First few notes of “On The Media” theme

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Andrew: “How do you do that?”

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Andrew: “It just made me so mad, and I kinda got caught up in this whirlwind of anger in my head.”

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Andrew: “Just do it, Andrew. Just do it!”

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Andrew: Laughing

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Andrew: Laughing #2

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Andrew: Making the sound of a cartoon character shaking off being stunned or dazed

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Andrew: “Oh, man.”

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Andrew: “Present.”

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Andrew: “Sounds like a great plan! I’ll call it the Burbank Paradox.”

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Andrew: “That is part of the, kind of, uncomplimentary stew of my personality.”

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Andrew: “That is the biggest lie that has been lied!”

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Andrew: “Then, why would you say that?”

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Andrew: “There will always be deer, Luke. But, how many times can ya eat your butt?”

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Andrew: “You know, maybe, some day. I don’t wanna, I don’t wanna close that gum wall.”

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Andrew and Luke: Andrew will teach Luke how to be a meanie

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Andrew and Luke: Hus-before-hand

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Luke: “Bream. Get the money. Dollar, dollar bill y’all.”

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Luke: “Breautiful or brutiful”

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Luke: Cackling

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Luke: “Coo’.”

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Luke: “I don’t have money for more child support, I’m not gonna lie to you. Please address all inquiries to my attorney, Lionel Hutz.”

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Luke: “I’ve always said, the only answer for a bad guy with a door, is a good guy with a door.”

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Luke: Laughing

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Luke: “No-no-no”

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Luke: “This yellow lab, who’s just so up in her business”

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Luke: “Tight five and a loose sphincter”

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Luke: “Two. Thousandth. Epithode.”

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Luke and Andrew: “Uncomplimentary Stew” is the new nickname for TBTL Blogger Emeritus Stu-bot, it’s a possible show title and it’s full of bream

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Luke and Andrew: “Possible show title. Mmm-kay.”

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Luke and Andrew: “You were saying? I don’t remember.”

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Clips From TBTL #1985: Andrew Walsh Edition

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Andrew: “Go, go for it. I’m giving you permission, Luke!”

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Andrew: “God, I’m an old man!”

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Andrew: “Hello Luke Burbank!”

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Andrew: “I like ’em long and windy, just like atonal jazz.”

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Andrew: “I mean that’s Donald Trump level wall building right there.”

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Andrew: “It doesn’t bother you? That guy doesn’t bother you?”

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Andrew: “Knowing that you are the atonal jazz master of the podcast scene.”

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Andrew: “Mmm-kay, I got it.”

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Andrew: “Never mix your mortars.”

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Andrew: “No more, Luke. No more!”

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Andrew: “Oh my God!!!”

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Andrew: “Oh, God! Really?”

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Andrew: “Really?”

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Andrew: Tongue Clicking Sounds

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Andrew: “Who’s giving it a bad rap?”

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Andrew: “Yeah, I’m putting you on blast, daddy!”

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Andrew: “Yeah! You got bamboo on the brain.”

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Andrew: “You never know when you’re gonna get a, a honking saxophone solo just squawking away at you.”

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Andrew: “You’re gonna laugh at me. They’re all gonna laugh at me!”

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Andrew and Luke: Crossing Over TBTL Stories on Live Wire and Crossing Over Audience from Live Wire to TBTL

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Andrew and Luke: “Geez! That guy must talk in his sleep, huh? I thought he’d never shut up, or something along the lines of that. Aww, Andrew.”

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Andrew and Luke: “I think zoning is sexy. Mmm-hmm. Zoning is zexy, possible show title. Okay, sure.”

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Andrew and Luke: “This guy’s intolerable! I’ve infected you with my hate.”

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Clips From TBTL #1985: Luke Burbank Edition

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Luke: “Also, you’re going to blow an O-ring that way.”

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Luke: Chuckling

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Luke: Chuckling #2

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Luke: “Guacamole”

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Luke: “Home improvery”

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Luke: “I didn’t have time for breakfast, but I did have three cups of coffee. So, I guess we’ll see how that turns out.”

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Luke: “Mr. Trump, tear down this wall.”

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Luke: “No Shit Headline of the Day”

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Luke: “Or you just want to throw your ol’ buddy Luke a major bone.”

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Luke: “We love you guys, it’s great when you have no point.”

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Luke: “We trusted this siding!”

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Luke: “Who I’ve got a passel full of anger”

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Luke: “You’ve never sounded less on-board.”

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Luke: “Zoning is zexy”

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Luke and Andrew: Both Luke and Andrew’s mind went to make a spoof on the British pronunciation of “privacy”

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Luke and Andrew: “Rhizomes are zexy! That, I’ll consider.”

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Luke and Andrew: “This is the part of the show, Andrew, where I just promote Live Wire. Yeah.”

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Luke and Andrew: “What happened next… will blow your mind!!!”

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Ben Carson Rapping Radio Ad

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As featured on TBTL #1986, Ben Carson’s presidential campaign worked with rapper Robert Donaldson to create a 60 second radio ad that includes clips of Ben Carson speaking. ABC News has posted a copy of the radio ad on their Soundcloud page.

The ad in its entirety is also available for download as a ringtone through the following links:

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Disclaimer: I do not support nor endorse Ben Carson, nor any other presidential candidate on Marsupial Gurgle.

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Clips From TBTL #1984

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Andrew: “Because Sasha is all up my ass about it!”

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Andrew: “Do you think they wash the pennies afterwards? Probably not. The person who’s stealing gum pennies isn’t really worried about…then washing the pennies.”

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Andrew: “Do your dance, YG, do your dance.”

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Andrew: “Farty Joe”

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Andrew: “Few people did say, ‘The less we talk, the better.’ Which is just so cruel. Linh, why would you post that?”

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Andrew: “Good bye gum wall!”

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Andrew: “Hey listen, this is ‘Old Man Yells at Clouds’ territory, and I’ve yelled at these clouds before.”

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Andrew: “I honestly couldn’t judge. You know, it’s like what they say: You got ten fingers, you don’t want to cut any of them off.”

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Andrew: “I’ve even put your debit card in my mouth.”

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Andrew: “It is so, G-D gross!”

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Andrew: “It’s puttering porn!”

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Andrew: Laughing

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Andrew: “Mayor Murray, tear down this wall!”

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Andrew: “No! Teach me Senpai.”

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Andrew: “Oh my God!”

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Andrew: Saying “First world problem” in a sing-songy voice

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Andrew: Singing “The only one” from Rolling Stone’s “Mixed Emotions”

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Andrew: “Tell me more about the bearded guy, that’s what I’m interested in.”

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Andrew: “That’s a fart world problem.”

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Andrew: “The language that they use… rough!”

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Andrew: “Umm, I’m lazy”

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Andrew: “Who is that? Can we out that person?”

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Andrew: “Yeah, no. Every time God closes a gum wall, he also opens a gum wall.”

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Andrew: “You did four hundred? Alright, show’s over!”

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Andrew and Luke: “God doesn’t close a gum wall without opening a gum wall. That’s better. Yes.”

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Andrew and Luke: Loot Crate vs Luke Crate

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Luke: “(Whistles) Steve Nelson.”

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Luke: Chuckling

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Luke: “I’m calling it ‘Sixty Minutes and a Dream’.”

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Luke: “Just a lot of gross to look at every single day.”

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Luke: Multitasking while doing the intro to the show

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Luke: “Never talk about my business!”

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Luke: “Number one, it helps us get out of… It helps us end shit!”

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Luke: Reading a Spaghetti remix version of Eminem’s “Lose Yourself”

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Luke: “The Burbank Springs Center For Excellence In Broadcasting”

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Luke and Andrew: Andrew thought that Luke was doing a promo for the Awesome Etiquette podcast and Luke begs Andrew to not edit it out

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Luke and Andrew: Chubby and Tubby had Dickies

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Luke and Andrew: “I think we have followed the policy on this show, and we’ve stuck with this, of leaving them wanting less. Yes! Exactly. And that’s not always a great approach.”

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Luke and Andrew: “Oh God, Andrew. We’re into penalty time! Uh-oh!”

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Luke and Andrew: “She’s observed people late at night, coming and eating the gum off the wall. Hmm? What? Really?!? Yes.”

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