Category: Audio Clips

Andrew: “Beep-bop… boop-boop… bop”

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Andrew: “Burn it off, baby”

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Andrew: “Hey… hey… wha’ happened?”

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Andrew: “I know I sound like an old”

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Andrew: “I know what they’ll tell me; and, I don’t wanna hear it”

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Andrew: “I sound like an old. Who cares”

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Andrew: “I think you’re a laboratory kinda fella”

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Andrew: “I would… respectfully request that you go easy, Hutch Rimes”

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Andrew: “Is there a chance that you’re out of blood?”

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Andrew: “It’s just… simply about… études and latitudes, dude”

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Andrew: “Luke was the best pal a guy could have in college. I’ll never forget the time… he bonked me on the head with a microphone”

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Andrew: Making a modem-like sound

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Andrew: “Oh, it’s a Severance thing! I can’t wait to find out how that fits in!”

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Andrew: “Should we start saying that I live in the ‘Tumble and Bonk’ district, by the way?”

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Andrew: Singing a portion of “Macarena”

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Andrew: Singing a song

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Andrew: “Sometimes, I feel like it’s real bullshit that I don’t even get, like, an associate producer credit on your CBS stories”

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Andrew: “Sorry”

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Andrew: “Why are we angry?”

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Andrew: “Why make everybody mad at both of us”

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Andrew: “Yeah, no. You’re screwed”

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Andrew and Luke: “Please get there. (I know) Please get there. Please get there”

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Andrew and Luke: “So, that is happening. There is going to be another season… There better fucking be!”

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Luke: “Étitudes and létitudes”

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Luke: “Fast, Furious, Fight Club family story”

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Luke: “Hey, and they’re calling him the ‘Bike Batman’!”

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Luke: “I was, like… wet, naked, confused”

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Luke: “I’m shittin’ you not!”

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Luke: “I’ve walked many miles in those Crocs”

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Luke: “Is this Severance? Are you gonna do a Severance on my brain?”

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Luke: Making modem handshaking sounds

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Luke: “Nobody wants to see their mommy and daddy like that”

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Luke: Saying “And, that’s why I gave up my life of crime” as Tony Soprano

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Luke: Singing a portion of “Macarena” or George Michael’s “Faith”

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Luke: Singing “Call me the ‘Tumblin’ Bonk'”

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Luke: Singing “Who let the dogs out!?”

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Luke: “There better fucking be!”

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Luke: “This is my nightmare fuel”

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Luke: “Wait-wait-wait-wait-wait-wait-wait, wait, wait!”

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Luke: “What is happening in my ears right now!?”

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Luke and Andrew: “And, I just really did not want, at 3 in the morning… (Yeah) to, like… get on clothes and try to figure this out”

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Andrew: “Abso-toot-ly”

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Andrew: “Bubble wrap!?”

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Andrew: “Fun!”

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Andrew: “Get out! Get out right now”

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Andrew: “Hi. I’m Andrew. I moved into a… new house recently”

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Andrew: “Holy cow! This is home now”

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Andrew: “I got one hand in my pocket and the other one is singing The Box Tops”

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Andrew: “I was doing it all, Luke”

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Andrew: “It hurts my brain to think about doing it that way”

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Andrew: “It’s still a litter box that’s gross and dirty”

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Andrew: “Onesie! You can’t say ‘onesie’ anymore!?”

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Andrew: “So, I was wrong about several things; but, also, right about several things”

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Andrew: “Son of a gun!”

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Andrew: “That’s a Luke Burbank move!”

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Andrew: “Wham-O!”

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Andrew: “You’re not the only one, missy!”

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Luke: “I wanted dreads so badly; but, I didn’t have the patience”

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Luke: “It was the public radio of frisbees”

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Luke: “Never have I meant one thing and had it come out more a different thing”

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Luke: “Normal, normal, normal. Holy shit!!! Normal, normal, normal”

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Luke: “Often, I have one hand in my pocket and the other’s giving a high five”

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Luke: “Ping! Pong”

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Luke: Singing “They always play to win; cuz, they have the most money”

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Luke: “So, the place that I bought… up in southern Washington… I have… I have a hose there. And, I also have one in the storage unit in Bellingham, from some of my stuff from Burbank Springs… Broadcast Center; meaning… you guessed it… I’ve got hose in different area codes”

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Luke: “Take the cannoli. Buy the frisbee. Deal with the lawnmower”

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Luke: “The Fun-Whee!”

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Luke: “The hacky sack is resting against your actual sack, if you’re a dude”

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Luke: “The proof of the joke is in the pudding… i.e., the response”

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Luke: “What is wrong with you?”

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Andrew: “I am just astounded that I was flummoxed there”

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Andrew: “I crumple more cans than I crush”

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Andrew: “I mean, this is the middle of the middle of the middle of nowhere”

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Andrew: “Indeedly-doo! Neighbor-ino”

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Andrew: “Joining you from the AccuWeather studio in the Sweet Cream District”

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Andrew: “Killerated him. Basherated him. Doof. Yes, he did. Basherated him”

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Andrew: “Right next to Birdtown!”

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Andrew: “So there’s… there… is not… a hundred percent clarity whether or not he’s the murderer; but, there is 100 percent clarity that he’s Australian”

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Andrew: “Some doofus with a podcast gets eaten by dogs in the Outback?”

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Andrew: “Something is wrong here”

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Andrew and Luke: “That’s right… Baseball’s back! The freeze of the face, the crack of the skin. (The crack of the ice) Yes”

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Luke: “Bleeping idiots. Yeah… Tell them… what I’ve done. Hit him with a bleeping hammer. Tell them how I hit you with a bleeping hammer

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Luke: “Crimping and krumping”

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Luke: “Hwah! Hee-yah! Hee-yah, cord!”

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Luke: “I don’t recommend it; and, I work here!”

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Luke: “I killerated old Patty. I bleeping killerated him… Stucked him on the head and killerated him… Basherated him. Doof… Yes, he did… Basherated him”

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Luke: “Oh, boy-oh-boy”

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Luke: Saying “They don’t have… dog poop on them… Gas prices… Here we go!” as Bruce Chandling

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Luke: Singing a few notes of the Home Depot ad song

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Luke: “The superfluous nipple of podcasting? TBTL?”

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Luke and Andrew: “Please remember though… there is… just absolutely no mountain too tall… And, (Wait) good luck to all”

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Andrew: “And, that’s why I know… I’ll never have a future in radio”

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Andrew: “Every time you say it, it makes me sick”

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Andrew: “How did I end up with 3 first basemen? That doesn’t seem right”

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Andrew: “I don’t know exactly what happened. I don’t even know exactly… who I am or where I am… But, all I know is, I apparently have… 3 first baseman”

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Andrew: “I was trying to take it from… a gross place to a nice… wholesome place… huffing VCR cleaner”

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Andrew: “I’m not just saying this cuz I wanna end this conversation; which, I do”

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Andrew: “It’s not my kind of humor”

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Andrew: “Let’s face it. I don’t know exactly what I’m doing in that space… I have very little idea what I’m doing in that space; but, I do know that I was drinking in that space”

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Andrew: “Okay, I did it. I did it. Was it as bad as it feels? Was it as bad as it feels?”

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Andrew: “Probably provided by American Public Media, for whatever that’s worth… Thanks, guys”

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Andrew: “There was a bartender there who was… really problematic!”

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Andrew: “We are having… technical times”

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Andrew: “We’re having technical times”

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Andrew: “You will remember where you were when you saw this movie for the first time”

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Andrew and Luke: “I mean my voice was shaking, I was shaking… My feets was shaking… (You wegs were shaking?) And, my wegs was shaking”

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Luke: “Acabamos de fazer uma limpeza para a embaixada Portuguesa na semana passada”

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Luke: “And, I thought this sounded bad on the outside”

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Luke: “Ass Herpes!”

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Luke: “I could feel… internally… something unclench”

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Luke: “Play it… as it… where it lays”

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Luke: “Return of the Herpes”

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Luke: “Some of it might have been frozen urine. I’m not… totally sure”

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Luke: “There was ice… and frost… forming on the roofs and sidewalks… Some of it might have been frozen urine. I’m not… totally sure”

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Luke: “They would have no idea, Andrew, just how bad it could get”

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Luke: “We can go… and… eat… elephant ears… together”

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Luke and Andrew: “I’m gonna say something uncouth here… Hmm. But, there is a team… that was named… ‘Ass Herpes’!”

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Andrew: “Alright, LA. You got me”

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Andrew: “Aw, shit! I gotta play that for Luke”

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Andrew: “Hey, are you watching this no-hitter!?”

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Andrew: “Hey, guys… I’m right here. I’m right here”

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Andrew: “I believe I have a Slender Man”

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Andrew: “I’m a wackadoo now”

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Andrew: “It sounded wrong coming outta my mouth”

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Andrew: “Like… who gives a shit?”

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Andrew: “Oh my God!”

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Andrew: “Really? You’re just, like… straight up gay panicking on Comedy Central right now?”

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Andrew: Saying “Aflac!” as the Aflac duck

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Andrew: Singing “Are you ready for a Dateline?”

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Andrew: Singing “Are you ready for a good time?”

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Andrew: Singing “Are you ready for a… Lester?”

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Andrew: Singing “Get ready for the Nightline!”

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Andrew: Singing “Hey, macarena”

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Andrew: Singing “Spiderman, Spiderman. Does everything a spider can”

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Andrew and Luke: “Wash the stink out… out of my mouth. (It stinks!) It stinks!”

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Luke: “Euhh! What’s around that corner?”

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Luke: “Geez, Louise! I got a lotta show sheets in here”

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Luke: “I don’t believe in, like… astrology, or… any kind of… you know… I don’t know, woo-woo stuff”

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Luke: “I was bearing false testimony yesterday”

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Luke: Making a goose-like car pulling over sound

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Luke: Making goose sounds

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Luke: “May the 5th be with you”

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Luke: “Parenthetically, yes you do”

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Luke: “Phantom-like… murderous devil”

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Luke: Saying “Trouble in Iran” as Ted Koppel

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Luke: “She make you dry?”

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Luke: Singing “Are you ready for a good time?”

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Luke: Singing “Are you really for a hot lob? [ph]“

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Luke: Singing “Spiderman… where are you coming from? Spiderman… nobody knows who you are”

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Luke: “Spiderman, where are you coming from; Spiderman, nobody knows who you are”

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Luke: “Sweet apple pie… standing in the street… Hands… outta line… Looking for some heat”

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Luke: “This is a trove for our friend Linh Pham over at Marsupial Gurgle”

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Luke: “When she make you pump heat, she make you fly… Because, that’s her thing. She make you dry?”

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Luke: “You really gotta yuck my yum?”

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Luke and Andrew: Luke reading lyrics from AC/DC’s “Are You Ready”

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Luke and Andrew: Luke reading lyrics from AC/DC’s “Are You Ready” and saying that it would be a trove for Marsupial Gurgle

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Luke and Andrew: “Stop! Stop. Stop!”

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Andrew: “Ah, yes! No music!”

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Andrew: Begrudgingly singing “Uh, Macarena”

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Andrew: “Heavy flute-influenced hip-hop?”

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Andrew: “I’ve jogged my way through some bologna before… I tell you what”

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Andrew: Singing “Are you ready for a bummer?” in a funny manner

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Andrew: Singing “You were ready for a good time!” in a funny manner

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Andrew: “That’s right. You have arm candy on each arm; which, are little pieces of Pez that you stick to your arm when you yog [ph]“

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Andrew: “This is about the text messages you sent me last night, isn’t it?”

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Andrew: “This is an… NFT-fueled podcast, isn’t it? Is that what we’re doing here?”

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Andrew: “This is such a bad power out, Luke”

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Andrew: “Wow!”

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Andrew and Luke: Singing “Hey, Macarena (Hey, masking tape-a)”

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Luke: “For technogee with spreadshee [sic]“

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Luke: “I can’t believe I have this on the show sheet”

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Luke: “I think we’re one of the leading sex positive podcasts that rarely talks about sex”

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Luke: Singing “Are you ready for a good time?” in a funny manner

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Luke: Singing a portion of Fanfare-Rondeau

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Luke: Singing a portion of Nirvana’s “In Bloom”

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Luke: “Thanks, YouTube. You really helped”

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Luke and Andrew: “Whee! (Whee!)”

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Luke and Andrew: “Whoa! (Wow!)”

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Luke and Andrew: “They play one day and they have a day off? Yeah… Like, I think… What? Are they podcasters?”

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