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Audio Clips

Clips From TBTL #1876

June 8, 2015 June 8, 2015

For clips regarding Luke’s newly coined word, “hairea,” and the discussions about Pert Plus and “Pert Minus”, check out the “TBTL #1876: Hairea and Pert Plus/Minus” post.

Andrew: “A lot of grown men don’t have the boldness to say that out loud, especially on a much listened to microcast”

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Andrew: “Ain’t nobody got time for that”

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Andrew: “All of my answers involve time travel in some way or another”

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Andrew: “Hey Luke, I do want to rock”

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Andrew: “I can’t remember your original sentence”

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Andrew: “I don’t really know how to rock”

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Andrew: “I don’t remember”

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Andrew: “I know, I know”

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Andrew: “I’m not gonna make fun of you for that. Well, maybe I will if you’re my friend, I might tease you a little bit, but only in a good hearted way”

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Andrew: If Luke had a water bottle that had Andrew’s voice pestering Luke to drink more water

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Andrew: “It’s really hard to keep your eyes from rolling deep, deep, deep, DEEP up in to your head”

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Andrew: “Nailed it”

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Andrew: “Rolling the bones in the deep in your head is… somebody write that down”

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Andrew: “Talking to me about any kind of grooming is probably ill-advised”

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Andrew: “That is the highlight of the day right there”

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Andrew: “That’s what my uncle used to tell me”

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Andrew: “This is, this is the type of favoritism that will not stand, Steve Nelson!”

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Andrew and Luke: Going against the peace and dignity of Mississippi

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Andrew, Luke and Phyllis: Andrew was supposed to add “Ooh baby I like it raw” in post

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Luke: “And then they ran it back up the ladder, and then they ran it back up the flagpole, and on top of the flagpole, there was another ladder they ran it up”

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Luke: Comparing giving up Facebook to someone giving up drinking

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Luke: “Hey buddy”

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Luke: “I could smell smoke coming up out of your thinking parts of your brain”

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Luke: “Mr. Andrew ‘Hodor Fireball Hot Rockin’ Andy’ Walsh”

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Luke: Taken a vow of Facebook abstinence

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Luke: “This is one of the saddest brags of all time”

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Luke: “Well, with great quality skin care products come great responsibility”

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Luke: “What?!? You don’t even have anyone to holler for ya”

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Luke: “Your hair is your head hat”

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Luke and Andrew: Luke got a free donut and Andrew had to pay for his own coffee when meeting with Steve Nelson

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Luke and Andrew: “You’re the Chet Hayes of podcasting”

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Audio Clips

TBTL #1876: Hairea and Pert Plus/Minus

June 8, 2015 December 14, 2016

On TBTL #1876, Luke and Andrew ended up discussing whether washing their body hair with shampoo and washing their hair with body soap would lead to hair loss and other problems. Andrew also chimed in that he had to use Pert Plus to wash his hair at an earlier age.

The shampoo and body soap discussions lead to two really funny bits: Luke coined the term “hairea” as a portmanteau of “hair” and “area”, and Luke running away with “Pert Minus”.

Luke and Andrew: Luke coins the term “haireas” and runs with it

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Luke: “Some haireas have hairea to spare, and some do not”

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Luke: “Using the shampoo to just wash all of the ‘haireas'”

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Andrew: Andrew used Pert Plus as shampoo as a kid

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Luke and Andrew: Pert Minus

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Audio Clips, Videos

Tom Goes to the Mayor Commercial

June 7, 2015 December 14, 2016

On TBTL #1876, Luke played a portion of the “Tom Goes to the Mayor” commercial that has aired on Adult Swim. The full video and the audio of the commercial are available below for your enjoyment.

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Audio Clips

Clips From TBTL #1875

June 5, 2015 June 5, 2015

Andrew: “91 year olds do that all the time without the help of their family”

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Andrew: “Again, this is my disease talking probably”

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Andrew: “Doesn’t Chili’s have a… I don’t know enough about Chili’s menu. Never mind.”

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Andrew: “…I have no idea how to date people, I have no idea how to pick people up, I have no idea really even how to talk to a potential paramour.”

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Andrew: “I wouldn’t go through the trouble of suing and everything like that, just because I’m a lazy person”

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Andrew: “Just so you know…for…just so you know”

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Andrew: “Maybe everything I said was bullshit. That’d be a first”

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Andrew: “Stuff gets gunked up and then you de-gunk it, like it’s very a satisfying feeling”

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Andrew: “That sounds like a lot of fun”

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Andrew: “That’s not what my ads would sound like”

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Andrew: “We have some people looking into that at Walsh, Walsh & Doormat”

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Andrew: “Which, I assume you do because you’re a professional broadcaster”

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Andrew and Luke: Andrew attempts to do Gilbert Gottfried impressions

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Andrew and Luke: “That’s boorish behavior. That’s boorish, absolutely boorish.”

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Luke: “Andrew ‘Fireball Hodor Hot Rockin’ Andy’ Walsh”

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Luke: “I’ve been toot-tootin’ the entire show”

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Luke: “Luddites, landlubbers and fools”

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Luke and Andrew: Possible Walsh, Walsh & Doormat ad

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Adam Reposa: “I’m a lawyer!”

June 4, 2015 December 14, 2016

During TBTL #1875, the “I’m a lawyer!” drop was played and later a longer version of it was played after Luke and Andrew talked about the Chili’s incident. The drops come from an ad for Adam Reposa “Lawyer, Patriot, Champion”.

Below is a clip that the guys played on the show:

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Audio Clips

Clips From TBTL #1874

June 4, 2015 June 4, 2015

Andrew: “But I’m taking the wheel today folks, and I like to go fast”

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Andrew: “Dead or Donovan”

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Andrew: “Hello Stu-bot”

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Andrew: “Holy macaroons”

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Andrew: “I don’t know if we should have you on”

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Andrew: “I guess that’s still TBD, we’ll find out if I can handle the show today”

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Andrew: “I think there are a lot of people out there with some Twitter remorse”

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Andrew: “Instead of writing it on a mistake page, he had a sheet of paper that said ‘improvement opportunities'”

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Andrew: “Mmmm-really!?!?”

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Andrew: “Oh you’re coming back, you’re definitely coming back”

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Andrew: “Oh, you poor soul”

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Andrew: “Think at this point, I deserve it”

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Andrew: “When I say Stu-Bot, I’m talking of course about Steve, aka Stu, Neuman of the Infinite Guest podcast network”

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Andrew: “Why ‘RandBallsStu’?”

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Andrew: “Wow, you know your stuff!”

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Andrew: “You fascinate me”

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Andrew: “You know, it’s not often you see a guy steal first base, am I right?”

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Andrew: “You nailed it”

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Andrew and Stu: “Golden Flashes” sounds like something that involves “urine and bad decisions”

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Andrew and Stu: Getting Andrew’s goat

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Andrew and Stu: “Holy macaroons, do people have questions for the Stu-bot”

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Andrew and Stu: Lack of a Luke

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Andrew and Stu: “Remember, no mountain too tall…and good luck to all (you nailed it!)”

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Andrew and Stu: Unsexable

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Geoffrey and Stew (from “Strangers with Candy”): “Simmer down Stew. I’m just so angry! Obviously, you have a beef Stew but please don’t stir things up”

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Stu: “And I’d just like to say to the Tens, you’re all perfect Tens to me”

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Stu: “Damn it!”

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Stu: “Every time I tweet, there’s Twitter remorse”

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Stu: “Everyone’s first Tweet, by the way, is ‘checking out Twitter.com'”

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Stu: “Good luck to all”

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Stu: “Hot Rockin’ Andy”