Category: Audio Clips

Andrew: “For me, it’s just, it sorta feels like my hair is fine, fine, fine–Hmm, wait… Let’s be clear. My hair is not… fine… My hair, though is… non-problematic”

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Andrew: “For real, what is going on? Is there any, like, April Fools bullshit going on online?”

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Andrew: “Gatorade, I can drink that, obviously, while I am… you know, running a marathon or when I’m crying in the shower. Everybody knows that; and, I’ve done both”

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Andrew: “Go [bleep] yourself”

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Andrew: “Hoo-ha!”

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Andrew: “I have a gold medal in shower crying”

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Andrew: “I wanna be that psychopath”

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Andrew: “I was done dirty, by the city… many times”

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Andrew: “I was super hungry. I’d had way too much coffee. I was wound up from TBTL”

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Andrew: “I’m face-to-face with somebody’s, literally, very stinky dog poop”

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Andrew: “It’s so Andrew”

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Andrew: “My hair, though is… non-problematic”

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Andrew: “No, they were at the curb. Stop lying to me, city”

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Andrew: “Nobody said you were done… dude!”

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Andrew: “Ooh, you got me!”

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Andrew: “Ooh, you got me! That sounds… You really got me with that description, man”

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Andrew: “So, in other words, a show that has… zero marketing, and nobody will ever see it, and it won’t help our numbers?”

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Andrew: “Stolen valkyrie?”

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Andrew: “Terry!!”

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Andrew: “The big launching of my new garbage life”

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Andrew: “You have a bad étude, mister”

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Andrew: “You need to calm down”

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Andrew and Luke: “This week’s newsletter… the TBTL newsletter; which, you could sign up for at TBTL.net… is so good… And, the reason it is so good… (Love it) is because I didn’t write it”

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Luke: “I wanna talk about Russell Wilson’s… dink”

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Luke: “I’d sooner punch myself in my big, purple balls”

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Luke: “I’d sooner punch myself in my big, purple balls… than go back and… voluntarily watch Russell Wilson these days”

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Luke: “Talk about Russell Wilson’s… thingy”

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Luke: “This is special. This is special”

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Luke: “What… does that mean!?”

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Luke: “You need a bad étude adjustment”

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Luke: “You need an ad…étude adjustment”

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Luke and Andrew: “We may be in need of a new… special TBTL television… related podcast. So, in other words, a show that has… zero marketing, and nobody will ever see it, and it won’t help our numbers? Exactly, my friend”

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Andrew: “Are you… disrespecting my hydration situation?”

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Andrew: “Don’t make that a question, Michael Medved!”

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Andrew: “Here’s a clue here!”

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Andrew: “I do not lower my eyes to another mortal”

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Andrew: “I don’t know who any of those people are”

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Andrew: “I don’t know who any of those people are… I’m sorry”

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Andrew: “It ain’t a Thurs if you don’t Blurs”

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Andrew: “My brain is bad”

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Andrew: “Now, you’re a smart boy”

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Andrew: “Oh! My baby!”

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Andrew: Singing “Delete of the Week!”

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Andrew: “Vintage? I’m a young man, eBay!”

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Andrew: “Whatever I’m about to say is a terrible idea to even… bring up”

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Andrew: “Yes! Luke, you’re a smart boy!”

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Andrew: “You put us here!”

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Andrew and Luke: Getting mentioned for providing clarification on where the drops of Andrew saying cleaned up movie lines came from

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Luke: “¡Jalapeño!”

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Luke: “I’ve… said a little while ago that I should… try to stop yucking yums. I’ve already probably… probably severely yucked the yum of some… Fall Out Boy and Imagine Dragons fans out there”

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Luke: Mumble singing “The heart of rock and roll is still beating. And from what I’ve seen I believe ’em. Now…”

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Luke: Singing “Got it all. Hot lovin’ every night”

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Luke: Singing “Heart and Soul”

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Luke: Singing “Seattle, San Francisco too”

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Luke: Singing “The century! The century!”

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Luke: “Stop this right now, Burbs!”

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Luke: “This could get really grim, really fast”

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Luke: “This is just old man weeps at cloud”

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Luke: “Where be your nutcracker?”

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Luke: “Yeah, my dink. I got a big dink… You guys wanna see my dink?”

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Luke and Andrew: “How sad is that!? How… (So sad) how beta cuck… is it?”

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Andrew: “And, I think it’s me. There’s something broken in me”

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Andrew: “And, I’m so used to saying… the… punctuation out loud”

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Andrew: “Aw, shit! You got me!”

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Andrew: “Hey Luke… Comma. I need to… dial up a little late today. Period… I made a mistake. Period”

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Andrew: “I can’t explain it, Luke. You and I have just been doing this for a long time”

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Andrew: “I don’t need to eat the rest of this pizza. I just ate a whole hot dog… I have some root beer left… I’m full”

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Andrew: “I don’t think I run the risk of, of, of bumming you out with this”

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Andrew: “I feel like… I owe you… maybe an apology; at the very least… an explanation. But, before we get into it… you know that I’m not, like… irked at you or anything, right? I’m not mad you right now… We’re all good”

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Andrew: “I just ate a whole hot dog”

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Andrew: “I made a mistake. Period”

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Andrew: “I realized my mistake”

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Andrew: “I was super hungry… and my brain just latched on to that”

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Andrew: “I’ll get ya some!”

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Andrew: “I’m a no on that dog, dog”

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Andrew: “I’m beeping the whole thing”

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Andrew: “I’m not a big emoji guy myself”

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Andrew: “I’m not mad at you right now”

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Andrew: “I’m not mad at you. The period was erroneous”

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Andrew: “I’m out! I’m curt… and I’m irked!”

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Andrew: “I’m so scared of breaking rules”

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Andrew: “I’m such a snob, right?”

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Andrew: “It was… a trip!”

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Andrew: “Just once, you just gotta go… hard the opposite way”

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Andrew: “K! Period. Sunglasses emoji”

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Andrew: “No, you will eat this entire piece of pizza and you will… walk around bloated the rest of the day”

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Andrew: “Oh, pickleball”

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Andrew: “Oh! We went to a… Luke, we went to a sugar museum!”

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Andrew: “Okay… Period”

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Andrew: “Ooh, my Battery Daddy would love these batteries”

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Andrew: Saying “I do believe… there are aliens” in a funny manner

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Andrew: Saying “That’s a catchy title! It jumps out at you like a rat in your underwear drawer!” as Moe Szyslak

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Andrew: “So Vieves and I went to a movie”

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Andrew: “Thank you. Period”

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Andrew: “Thank you. Period” #2

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Andrew: “The deals, the deals, the deals”

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Andrew: “The deals, the deals, the deals… The food court. Blah-blah-blah!”

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Andrew: “There is something about your dismount”

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Andrew: “This is really weird!”

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Andrew: “This is what I’m gonna send to Luke Burbank. Is this okay?”

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Andrew: “This joke is hacky. Period. Fix it. Period… L”

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Andrew: “This place is really weird. I don’t get it”

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Andrew: “Too much food!”

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Andrew: “Well, I’m really hungry!”

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Andrew: Whispering “Secrets”

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Andrew and Luke: “Thank you… Period… (Oh!) Thank you… Period”

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Andrew and Luke: Andrew accidentally sent Luke a subtle message that Andrew was mad at Luke, which he wasn’t

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Luke: “Costco really messes with my mind”

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Luke: “Eleanor Beardsley… totally over this shit”

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Luke: “Fix it… Period. Sunglasses guy emoji”

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Luke: “I am a little bit triggered”

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Luke: “I’m a no on that, dog”

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Luke: “Oof!”

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Luke and Andrew: Andrew could tell that Luke was going to catroll Andrew

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Luke and Andrew: “I say! I don’t even know what that voice… Oi! What day is it? Sir? It’s alien day. I do believe… there are aliens”

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Andrew: “#Blessed”

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Andrew: “Deca- means 5 plus 6”

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Andrew: Drawn out “Hey, buddy”

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Andrew: “Fuh… Fuh [ph] something”

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Andrew: “He was broke as a joke”

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Andrew: “I thought I was losing my marbles yesterday”

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Andrew: “I’m a one extra kind of guy”

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Andrew: “I’m rambling, Luke… What’s going on in Portland?”

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Andrew: “Luke, I love ya to death; but, you seem like a secret bank account kinda guy to me”

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Andrew: “Oh, I don’t have a bell! Damnit! Where’s my bell!?”

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Andrew: “Today’s the day we become a Costco family”

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Andrew: “We have too much shit”

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Luke: “A rolling Burbs gathers no moss, Andrew”

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Luke: “I’m gonna go relieve my anxiety right now”

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Luke: Making modem handshaking noises

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Luke: “Not today, babyface. Not today”

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Luke: “Sproing!”

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Luke: “Sproing!” #2

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Luke: “The Ninja!”

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Luke: “Uh-ha-ha-ha, ha-ha”

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Luke: “Why was I just having massive anxiety? Well, it was because my bladder was full of urine!”

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Luke: “You know what, Andrew? I have to pee… so bad!”

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Luke and Andrew: Getting a shout out in Dazzling Donor Ashley’s message

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Luke and Andrew: “If the shelf were to collapse, and the computer were to fall off the shelf… there might be no recording of the show. But, what about all your backups that you must have running? Uh-ha-ha-ha, ha-ha. I hear your sarcasm… all the way here… in Oahu”

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Luke and Andrew: “What’s in the box!? What’s in the box!?”

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With Luke and Andrew saying the word “booties” 6 times during a portion of the show, a supercut had to be made

Luke and Andrew: Booties Supercut

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Andrew: “All we had to do was bring up praying, Luke”

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Andrew: “Booties”

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Andrew: “Booties” #2

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Andrew: “Booties” #3

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Andrew: “Can I talk about my cat, a lot, on today’s show?”

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Andrew: “Cat time is over”

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Andrew: “Clean, new booties”

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Andrew: “Guys, just buy a house! I don’t care!”

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Andrew: “Here’s the Andrew Walsh centering himself in the story”

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Andrew: “I don’t know how to not make it sound dirty”

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Andrew: “I don’t know what happens to my face when that happens”

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Andrew: “I know we’re… the weird ones here”

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Andrew: “I know we’re… the weird ones here; but, I… I feel ya, bro”

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Andrew: “I was scandalized by the word ‘panties'”

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Andrew: “I was sexting my friends last night”

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Andrew: “I’m gonna be miserably, and pimply, and awkward”

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Andrew: “I’m not doing TBTL in my socked feet”

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Andrew: “I’m so weird about this”

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Andrew: “It makes me uncomfortable. I don’t know what to tell ya”

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Andrew: “Okay. We have, we have a problem. We have a problem… Cat time is over”

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Andrew: “Okay. We’re doing office time now?”

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Andrew: “Ow! My hands hurt”

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Andrew: Saying “I’m having!” in a funny manner

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Andrew: “She’s a real ‘Git-R-Done’ kind of person, Luke”

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Andrew: “Sorry, I’m, I’m babbling; because, again… my… you guys, my audio board is on my right! I mean, I’m not gonna be that good at talking today, okay?”

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Andrew: “That shit would make me so, so, so uncomfortable!”

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Andrew: “These are just… balls that have just been… under every child’s socks”

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Andrew: “They’re not cuts. They’re just… my hands saying… ‘We’re broken now'”

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Andrew: “This is probably gonna be a shit show”

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Andrew: “Wait ’til you plug that baby directly in!”

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Andrew: “Wait ’til you plug that baby directly in! Drink directly from the fire hose”

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Andrew: “We’re broken now”

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Andrew: “Wet from the rain booties”

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Andrew: “You know what, Luke? Who rescued who?”

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Andrew and Luke: “Who really startled who… really, (Mmm-hmm) you know?”

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Luke: “Booties”

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Luke: “Booties” #2

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Luke: “Booties” #3

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Luke: “Don’t wake up Daddy!”

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Luke: “Emotional support professor”

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Luke: “How is anyone still listening to this?”

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Luke: “I kinda had my whisper voice going”

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Luke: “I know we already talked about it; and, then, we stopped talking about it. And, now, we’re talking about it again”

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Luke: “If you don’t have enough booties”

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Luke: “Me being the jackal that I am”

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Luke: “My hands are… just… soft as a baby’s bottom”

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Luke: “These hands are my passport around the world, as a pampered boy”

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Luke: “Whom startled who?”

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Luke: “Wow! How are your hands so soft?”

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Luke: “Wow! How are your hands so soft? And, I say, ‘Podcasting, my friend… Podcasting'”

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Luke: “You can just… plop me down anywhere and I will just… get to work”

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Luke: “You have been the GOJO that’s getting the grease, that is my self-hatred… off of my heart and brain today, Judy. Thank you”

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Listener Ryan Honick created two theme songs based on a clip of Andrew singing “It’s Luke’s… Tweet of the Week!” and posted it on to the TBTL Tens Slack group.

Andrew: Singing “It’s Luke’s.. Tweet of the Week!”

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Ryan Honick and Andrew: Luke’s Tweet of the Week Theme

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Ryan Honick and Andrew: Luke’s Tweet of the Week Theme (Alternate Version)

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Ryan also created several versions of what would be Luke’s “Deleted Tweet of the Week” theme song.

Ryan Honick and Luke: Deleted Tweet of the Week Theme

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Ryan Honick and Luke: Deleted Tweet of the Week Theme (Alternate Version)

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Ryan Honick and Luke: Deleted Tweet of the Week Theme (Alternate Version #2)

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Andrew: “Cable was coming in there. Cable internet was coming in there. Phone lines coming in there”

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Andrew: “Do I look like a guy who has a bit… like that?”

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Andrew: “Do I look like a guy who has a bit… like that? Come on, man”

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Andrew: “First of all… it makes me feel… penetrable”

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Andrew: “Hey… there’s now a hole in your programming. Fill it”

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Andrew: “I had so many of those DSL dongles”

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Andrew: “I mean, everybody knows this. It’s obvious”

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Andrew: “I was both annoyed; cuz, it was a terrible sound!”

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Andrew: “I’d hate to just drill a permanent hole in… just right through my house! You’re just gonna drill–First of all… it makes me feel… penetrable”

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Andrew: “I’m a disc, man; not a disc man”

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Andrew: “I… don’t have that kind of tool”

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Andrew: “It’s contagious, bro”

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Andrew: “It’s cosmic gumbo!”

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Andrew: “It’s just straight up jazz!”

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Andrew: “It’s so strange just being the master of your own domain”

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Andrew: “Now, you would just throw all of that on to a little thumb drive and… scatter it in the parking lot”

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Andrew: “Okay, I’m gonna take this way too far, to a point where it’s no longer funny”

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Andrew: “That ain’t it, bro”

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Andrew: “The hottest hits of yesterday and today!”

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Andrew: “There are so many dazzling details in the story you just told!”

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Andrew: “Yeah, I’ll just drill a hole!”

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Andrew: “You completely… Humpty Hump it”

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Andrew and Luke: “One puts up with us… The other… (Right) encourages us”

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Andrew and Luke: “There are technical times involved (Yeah)”

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Luke: “Ba-ba-ba!”

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Luke: “By the way… belly flop away”

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Luke: “Do I think that whoever is in charge currently of… American Public Media/Minnesota Public Radio… knows at a TBTL is? No, I don’t… And, that’s fine”

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Luke: “Hey! Quit it!”

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Luke: “I didn’t… I didn’t really think this through”

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Luke: “I feel happy of ourselves”

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Luke: “I was not a pimp, ever”

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Luke: “It showed that I’m still the bad boy of public radio, like Elvis Mitchell”

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Luke: “M… F… Y-W… M-F-Y-W”

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Luke: “Ow!”

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Luke: Saying “Genre” in an Alex Trebek-like manner

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Luke: Singing “Come flail away… come flail away, come flail away with me”

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Luke: Singing “It’s been a while”

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Luke: Singing “You’re a shining star… no matter who you are. Shining bright to see”

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Luke: Singing a series of notes

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Luke: “White guy speaks Chinese!”

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Luke and Andrew: “And, I’m not ashamed to say it… I do not have the right tool for the job, Andrew (Mmm-hmm)”

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Luke and Andrew: Getting a shout out in Dazzling Donor Andrea’s message

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