Category: Audio Clips

Andrew: “Boop!”

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Andrew: “Boop!” #2

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Andrew: “Boop!” #3

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Andrew: “Boop!” #4

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Andrew: “Boop!” #5

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Andrew: “I did the thing. Where is my treat!?”

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Andrew: “Ladies and gentlemen, Andrew Walsh”

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Andrew: “Mothers, don’t let your sons grow up to be Andrews”

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Andrew: Singing along with the Blursday song

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Andrew: “Thank you for not cat-rolling me”

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Andrew: “This is just old man talk”

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Andrew: “This man will make you fill out a performance review… but, then, he’ll tell you. Oh, I’m stealing yours here. That you’re working like poo-poo”

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Andrew: “This man will make your pants dance”

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Andrew: “This man… will make you take cyber-security training… but, at the end of the day, it just all causes paining”

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Luke: Making a text notification sound

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Luke: Making throat clearing sounds

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Luke: Singing a portion of “Heart and Soul”

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Luke: Singing a song

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Luke: Singing the riff to “Smoke on the Water”

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Luke: “This man… will hook up with a groupie… but pay the band like poopy!”

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Luke: “This man… will put your brain in pain!”

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Luke: “You just saw the earth-shaking, booty-quaking, Viagra-taking, legendary E Street Band!”

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Andrew: “But, now, my brain is broken”

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Andrew: “Did I lose you; or, was that just an incredibly uninteresting place to end my sentence?”

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Andrew: “Even the little ladies are on the microphone now”

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Andrew: “Huh… where are all the ladies at?”

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Andrew: “I’m getting more and more irked”

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Andrew: “I’ve made a terrible mistake”

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Andrew: “Mmm, nope”

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Andrew: “Please… save me”

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Andrew: “She’ll return”

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Andrew: “She’ll return” #2

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Andrew: “That’s fine. Fine-fine-fine!”

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Andrew: “We all grow, we all live, we all love, we all learn”

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Andrew: “Where are all the ladies at?”

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Andrew: “Why am I doing this?”

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Andrew: “You know it, baby!”

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Andrew: “You know what that is? That’s a poo bag!”

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Luke: “Ladies love me, girls adore me. I mean, even the ones who never saw me like the way that I rhyme at a show. The reason why, man, I don’t know; so, let’s go”

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Andrew: “Da fuq?”

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Andrew: “Don’t miss the Oktoberfest”

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Andrew: Hollering

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Andrew: Making alarm sounds

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Andrew: Making alp horn sounds

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Andrew: Making pterodactyl sounds

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Andrew: “Oh, God. You know that exists. Shit! That’s… God! You know that exists. Damnit!”

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Andrew: “That is why I asked you to start calling me the ‘Duke’, the ‘Double Duke'”

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Andrew: “What do you call that? It’s not a sausage fest”

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Luke: Drawn out “Ricola!”

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Luke: Hollering

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Luke: “I gotta lose more shit here!”

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Luke: “LB for the win”

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Luke and Andrew: “Dukes… Double Dukes (Double Dukes)”

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Andrew: “Ayyyy-symmetric”

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Andrew: “But, yeah. It’s wild in here. Lots of honeys”

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Andrew: “Click, click, click”

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Andrew: “Do I know you?”

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Andrew: “Extra, extra!”

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Andrew: “I don’t know, man!”

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Andrew: “Man! So many honeys”

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Andrew: “Oh, goddamnit!”

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Andrew: “Oh, goddamnit! That was the cat”

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Andrew: “Oh, goddamnit, man! What was I doing on the show today?”

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Andrew: “Save some honeys for me”

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Andrew: Singing a series of notes

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Andrew: “WTF? You’re clubbing without me?!”

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Andrew: “We need to wake… these sleeping flesh bags up”

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Andrew: “Where’s the ‘G’ for ‘good boy’?”

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Listener: Mashup of a listener singing the song that Samsung dryers play with the actual song played by the dryer

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Luke: “Is anyone worried for Luke?”

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Luke: Saying “Hell no” in a robotic manner

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Luke: Singing “The third… third… third dollar footlong”

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Andrew: “Am I okay? No; but, say what you want”

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Andrew: “Ball’s in your court, Burbank!”

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Andrew: “I don’t even know what I’m seeing anymore”

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Andrew: Imitating someone speaking at double speed

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Andrew: “It was so nice to see someone else do it for a change”

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Andrew: “No… guys! We weren’t fired!”

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Andrew: “No… guys! We weren’t fired! Why would you think that?”

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Andrew: “Why won’t you take Too Beautiful to Biz seriously!?”

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Andrew: “You have a way of making me regret things I say when you say something regrettable after them”

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Luke: “Damn! You did it!”

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Luke: “Mommy! Why can’t we go to the fireworks? Because, they’re live streaming and we’re in the central time zone, dear”

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Luke: Saying “Jay, what is that, bro? What is that?” as Bill Clinton

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Luke: Saying “That is a tuner bro. We’re seeing… we’re seeing something we ain’t never seen before” as Bill Clinton

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Luke: Saying “That’s a tuner bro” as Bill Clinton

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Luke: Singing “He’s the one they call Dr. Good Boy”

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Luke: “You’ve got the touch? You’ve got the power”

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Luke: “You… did the cyber training yesterday, you freak!?”

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