Andrew: “And, I don’t know if this is filthy or not”
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Andrew: “Boy, talk about instant opinions”
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Andrew: “Have you ever sighed so hard that it makes you cough?”
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Andrew: “Hey, I’d like more Burbank in my life”
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Andrew: “Hey, I’d like more Burbank in my life; and, his nerdy friend!”
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Andrew: “I am… I am flabbergasted. You just hit my flabbergast busted–button… which is busted”
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Andrew: “I didn’t catch your name. I don’t believe I dropped it”
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Andrew: “I have a feeling that… I’m going to be very wrong here”
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Andrew: “I just wanna cry”
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Andrew: “I sang that. That came outta my mouth”
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Andrew: “If it be thy will, NFT, just take this NFT from my head”
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Andrew: “It’s Word Finder X!”
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Andrew: “Let’s just say that the… prostitution industry is just bustling there”
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Andrew: “Luke says… ‘Suck it, Andrew'”
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Andrew: “Oh, shit! No, you’re right!”
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Andrew: “One! Deca is… one dollar”
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Andrew: Singing “76 bored apes in the big parade”
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Andrew: Singing “Rosanna. Rosanna”
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Andrew: Singing “Take me all the way… Going to Disneyland… Whee!”
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Andrew: Singing a portion of “It’s a Small World (After All)”
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Andrew: “That is something that has been broken in my head. These are, like, broken synapses”
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Andrew: “That’s me! I’m an idiot”
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Andrew: “This… just… jangled, jumbled… like, mess in my head”
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Andrew: “Viacom”
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Andrew: “ViacompBS”
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Andrew: “We can’t do this anymore, Luke… I’m making too many mistakes and too many mistakes”
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Andrew: “We do what we do over here”
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Andrew: “Whee!”
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Andrew: “When we’re done with the e-mail segment… I’m gonna go in my bedroom, I’m gonna… punch the pillow, I’m gonna scream into it; then, I’m gonna go outside. Okay?”
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Andrew: “Who am I?”
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Andrew: “Why does it say, ‘Suck It, Andrew’?”
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Andrew: “You can say ‘armies’, ‘sleevies’. Whatever works”
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Andrew: “You have a text message from Luke Burbank… It says, ‘Suck it, Andrew’. So weird”
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Andrew: “You’re on radio stations! Don’t you think there are tons of listeners who have no idea what a TBTL are–is… or are; but, are interested in the Luke Burbank brand?”
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Luke: “Can we take the white hot laser of self-loathing… and turn it off of ourselves and turn it on to this New York Post article?”
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Luke: “Caulk! You have the caulk!”
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Luke: “I’m sorry… I’m really, really sorry about today everyone”
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Luke: “Luke Burbank from Live Wire and absolutely nothing else”
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Luke: Saying “Too many glockies!” while Andrew was talking
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Luke: Singing “Be kind to your fine feathered friends”
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Luke: Singing “Happy, happy birthday, something, something, something. Happy, happy birthday”
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Luke: Singing “Happy, happy birthday…”
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Luke: Singing “You’re my Daly mistake”
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Luke: Singing a portion of “Stars and Stripes Forever”
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Luke: Singing a portion of “Stars and Stripes Forever” #2
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Luke: “That’s my global octopus of content”
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Luke: Trying to sing “Words” by Doves
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Luke: “What!!?”
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Luke and Andrew: “It’s like a weighted blanket… (Ooh, I like that) of audio (Mmm-hmm)”
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