Category: Audio Clips

Andrew: “Can we start over, please?”

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Andrew: “Do you know there’s a lotta cops named ‘Andrew Walsh’?”

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Andrew: “Heavy duty winter stuff”

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Andrew: “Hey, everybody! Welcome to a Tuesday edition of TBTL!”

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Andrew: “I don’t care!”

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Andrew: “I gave up on myself years and years ago”

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Andrew: “It also reminds me… of… just how… little I actually know about football. Like, just the… the… the glacier of… I guess ‘iceberg’ is the word you’re looking for there, Andrew. The iceberg of knowledge of football”

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Andrew: “It’ll be fine. It’ll be fine”

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Andrew: “It’s about expectations, Luke. I gave up on myself years and years ago”

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Andrew: “My brain just turned to jelly… And, I started playing Wordle again”

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Andrew: “Porn pills!”

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Andrew: Saying “Will not answer” in a robotic manner

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Andrew: “The iceberg of knowledge of football”

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Andrew: “They even laughed at the ridiculousness of trying to explain what that meant. And, then, my brain just turned to jelly… And, I started playing Wordle again”

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Andrew: “We’ve been there during some pretty heavy winter stuff”

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Andrew: “Yes it does!”

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Andrew: “Yes, of course. They’re not sisters. They’re cousins. What am I talking about? Oh my God! I’m sorry. Can we start over?”

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Andrew and Luke: “4… 4… 4 (You can definitely)”

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Luke: “Do it, Kels! Do it!”

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Luke: “Do it, Kels. Do it, Kels”

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Luke: Saying “I can’t do that, Andrew” in a robotic manner

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Luke: “Wow! All I can say is, ‘Wow!'”

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Luke: “You know, Andrew. I’d like to offer you an apology, right here, right now”

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Andrew: “And, I loved it!”

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Andrew: “And, I’m not trying to be a… party pooper here”

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Andrew: “Do you want a boy toy or a girl toy?”

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Andrew: “Do you want a boy toy?”

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Andrew: “Excuse my language; but… fuck you!”

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Andrew: “Fuck you!”

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Andrew: “Good morning, Luke… Sorry… I’m a little outta breath”

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Andrew: “Ha-ha! I don’t even know how you ring the bell… but, I got one!”

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Andrew: “Hold on. Let me see… Okay. I’m back”

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Andrew: “I find the whole thing… unironically delightful!”

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Andrew: “I mean, who gives a shit?”

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Andrew: Laughing under the e-mail intro drop

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Andrew: Making a death rattle sound

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Andrew: “Take that, Cobra Commander!”

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Andrew: “These are straight leg, no pleats… thank God”

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Andrew: “This is so goddamn boring”

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Andrew: “We can’t let women M&M’s be women M&M’s anymore!”

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Andrew: “We’re gonna need more cough buttons”

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Andrew: “What part of ‘I’m a cowboy. I’m a robot’ don’t you understand?”

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Luke: “Could this be the show pic? Could this be the show sext?”

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Luke: “How far will Luke take this?”

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Luke: “I need 3 more ccs of memory… stat!”

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Luke: “Let’s go rebrandin'”

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Luke: Singing “In the city of Turlock”

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Luke: “Well, Andrew, you have just pooped on my party”

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Luke and Andrew: “GoDaddy? More like, ‘StopDaddy'”

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Andrew: “Also, RIP my dignity. What a day! It happens in threes”

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Andrew: “Err, badaboom”

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Andrew: “Err, badaboom” #2

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Andrew: “Goddamnit, Colin!”

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Andrew: “I did a Washington flush this morning”

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Andrew: “I don’t know why I’m being so critical about the apology”

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Andrew: “I just wanted… I just wanted to say ‘badaboom'”

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Andrew: “I’m bleeding, Luke”

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Andrew: “I’ve never been turned down my–by own voice before. That’s not true”

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Andrew: “If you get credit… it’s gonna sink you!”

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Andrew: “It was just bad Tim-ing… Mmm, badaboom!”

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Andrew: “Mmm, badaboom!”

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Andrew: “Mmm, badaboom!” #2

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Andrew: “Oh! Holy shit!”

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Andrew and Luke: “Yeah, or she… just might be a jork… Uhh, badaboom! (Have an opinion already, Björk)”

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Andrew and Luke: “You don’t remember this? No, I have no memory of this happening. Are you serious!? I’m being totally serious!”

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Luke: “I don’t know… why… I’m using this example”

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Luke: Saying “Uh… this is why, this is why you gotta let Genevieve handle the… gear” in a funny manner

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Luke: “The answer is always ‘Yes'”

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Luke and Andrew: “I just… downloaded that at random… (Mmm) and, just… let go and let God, Andrew”

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Luke and Andrew: Getting mentioned for tweeting at Luke and Andrew regarding the follow-up video

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Andrew: “Grab the nuggs”

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Andrew: “I don’t know millimeters”

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Andrew: “I don’t know. I’m just throwing ideas out here”

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Andrew: “I thought we were still talking about the teenagers in 1986. Sorry, what? Huh? What are you doing?”

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Andrew: “I won’t do it; but, my God, that would be funny”

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Andrew: “I’ve been… dinking around on Minecraft too much lately”

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Andrew: “It’s me! Gotcha!”

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Andrew: Laughing

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Andrew: “Secure the nuggs!”

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Andrew: “Sorry, what? Huh? What are you doing?”

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Andrew: “Sucking on a chili dog”

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Andrew: “Sucking on a chili dog outside the Tastee-Freez”

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Andrew: “That’s fresh!”

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Andrew: “The M is for ‘Micro’… The S is for ‘Soft'”

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Andrew: “This is filthier than I thought”

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Andrew: “Well, tattoos happen at night”

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Andrew: “Well… Horse Island was a bad idea”

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Andrew: “You should be thankful that you were able to watch The Twenty!”

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Andrew: “You should drop down on your knees and thank God we permitted you, mortal, to watch The Twenty!”

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Luke: “And, even though… Nina Totenberg… freshens up her résumé… when she hears us say it… This is NPR”

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Luke: “Andrew, if you think I’m gonna dribble off my Bobbie Brooks for you”

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Luke: “Dribble off your Bobbie Brooks and do what I please?”

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Luke: “I already kinda know… how this goes, everyone”

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Luke: “I guess I’m getting a tattoo later today? (Okay)”

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Luke: Saying “It’s-a me, not John Prine!” in a stereotypical Italian accent

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Luke: “Secure the nuggs!”

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Luke: Singing “Just call me Tattoo of the Morning, baby”

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Luke: Singing “Well then Ol’ Diane, we oughta run off to the city”

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Luke: “That is a real den of iniquity down there”

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Luke: “This is NPR”

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Luke: “This is how screwy my brain is”

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Luke: “What rhymes with, ‘May I escalate the intimacy?'”

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Luke: “What’s it like to have no desire to be cool?”

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Andrew: “911: Dubuque”

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Andrew: “And, here’s the cheeky game”

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Andrew: “Aw, shit!”

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Andrew: “Everything about this hurts me”

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Andrew: “I have no excuses today. The bins are in and the date is right. I have no excuse to… to flop around verbally today”

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Andrew: “It’s LA, baby!”

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Andrew: Laughing

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Andrew: “No! I think it’s good… But, I think it’s cheeky”

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Andrew: “Those garbage collectors are playing a cheeky little game with me, Luke!”

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Andrew: “Why am I doing this? Oh my goodness”

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Andrew: “Yeah. Let’s just move on. Let’s just do Top Stories”

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Listener Rachel: “Blue Ridge, Blue Ridge! We had bad cheers! We haven’t won a meet in 16 years! Go Blue Ridge!”

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Luke: “Baton Rouge!”

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Luke: “Bing-Bong!”

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Luke: “Bing-Bong!” #2

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Luke: “Bing-Bong!” #3

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Luke: “Bing-Bong!” #4

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Luke: “Bing-Bing!” #5

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Luke: “Bing!”

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Luke: “Can you believe… that Sean Spicer was actually… Left Shark in ‘I Can Hear You Dance’? Ken Jeong was floored! Jenny McCarthy almost couldn’t believe… who was… in that… digital avatar of a crypto punk”

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Luke: “Daddy please love me?”

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Luke: “Did any of the ‘Bing-Bong’ stuff make its way into your life?”

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Luke: “Ding! Ding! Ding! Dong! Ding! Ding! Ding! Dong!”

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Luke: “Ding! Ding! Ding! Dong! Ding! Ding! Ding! Dong!” [Edited]

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Luke: “Jesus Christ!”

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Luke: “Jesus Christ!” #2

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Luke: “Jesus Christ!!!”

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Luke: “Judge not Steve Harvey lest thee be judged”

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Luke: “Let’s be honest… Luke’s… 5’10”, 112 pounds… Probably… not… going to beat Evergreen Lutheran… But… you’re really… trying your hardest”

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Luke: “My brain… My bad, bad brain”

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Luke: “Never hoid of him!”

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Luke: Saying “I want to suck your blood!” as Vampire Gilbert Gottfried

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Luke: “Shasta McNasty”

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Luke: Singing “From… Dad…dy… get… a… kiss… from!”

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Luke: “When this bell dings, we answer… Okay?”

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Luke: “Why? Why, Luke?”

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Luke: “You gotta want it… to win it… and want it more! You got to want it… to win it… and we want it more!”

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Luke and Andrew: “And, I could be wrong; so… please… be gentle with me. God ain’t finished with me yet, y’all (Mmm-hmm)”

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