Clips From TBTL #3593

Andrew: “And, boy, does she go for the feet!”

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Andrew: “But, I like a little alone time, you know?”

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Andrew: “DJ Chalupa”

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Andrew: “I mean I love… all of you, very much; but… I’m enjoying my Andy time. I am… king of the household right now, Luke. I can do whatever I want, at any time. Which is, exactly what life is like when Genevieve is here as well”

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Andrew: “I was also scared to death! That–the ‘D’ stood for ‘death’ in my family”

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Andrew: “I’ve never pooped in the woods”

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Andrew: “I’ve never pooped in the woods; unlike, the Pope or a bear”

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Andrew: “If anybody… if anybody… tells my parents about this episode or this lie, I will disown you as a friend or family member!”

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Andrew: “It never really stuck with me too much”

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Andrew: “It’s a party over here too, my dude”

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Andrew: “Looking sympathetic, but disappointed!”

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Andrew: “My body just shuts down in those situations”

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Andrew: “Open your hand”

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Andrew: “That janky ‘B'”

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Camaro Kev: “And, then, when she stops, I’m, like, ‘No. Keep going'”

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Camaro Kev: “Audacity. It’s free. It’s, it’s shareware” [ed.: Audacity is open source software, not shareware]

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Camaro Kev: “You’re right. I’m sorry”

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Luke: “DJ Quesarito!”

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Luke: “Once you pop, you can’t stop”

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Luke and Camaro Kev: Luke liked having Rudy lick his face even knowing what else Rudy had also licked

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Clips From TBTL #3592

Andrew: “From Daddy Comcast… or, Comcast Daddy”

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Andrew: “Googahs and doodads”

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Andrew: “I feel like I’m floating in space right now”

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Andrew: “I wanna confess something to you here”

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Andrew: “I’m not gonna weigh in on the bun… situation”

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Andrew: “I’m sorry, Jessica! I’m sorry that this is your show!”

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Andrew: “It’s a new year. It’s a new Andrew. It’s a new Blurs”

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Andrew: “It’s not… a bad… apology!”

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Andrew: “Just because I call them ‘my Comcast Daddy’, doesn’t mean I have Stockholm syndrome”

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Andrew: “Oh my God, Luke!”

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Andrew: “Oh, man. We gotta try acid”

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Andrew: “This is… this is jank box”

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Andrew: “Using our… googahs and doodads”

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Andrew: “Well, lemme say one bad thing and one good thing”

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Andrew: “What the heck is going on?”

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Andrew: “Wouldn’t it be fun if I could just project those on to the wall. Like, not put down a screen or anything, cuz it… doesn’t matter. But, like… just go full hippie, psychedelic… studio in here”

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Andrew: “You also thought it was funny; cuz, it is funny. And, it looks funny”

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Luke: “A bidet bi-duilt? [ph]

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Luke: “I wanted to… acquire something that would calm or fill whatever… laser balding-shaped hole there is in my heart”

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Luke: “It sucked!”

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Luke: “Our hotel room in Hawaii… had a bidet… bi-duilt [ph] into it”

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Luke: “That’s really farting through silk”

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Luke: “This is… artisanal podcasting, my friend”

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Luke: “We’ll talk… silly glasses and… robot nibbles”

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Luke and Andrew: “That’s some real weird shit going down. Oh, man. We gotta try acid”

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Andrew: “But, I am an idiot about this stuff; so, I don’t care”

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Andrew: “But, they screwed the pooch”

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Andrew: “Cuz, nobody knows what the hell they’re talking about, right?”

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Andrew: “It sounds like raspberries, man!”

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Andrew: “Like a real… whoopin’… Can I say ‘whoopin”?”

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Andrew: “Spank it and then shoot it”

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Andrew: “You keep your goddamn hands off of Jack Conklin!”

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Andrew: “You know, he’s been broken all season”

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Luke: “Ah, these foolios again”

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Luke: “Ah, these motherfuckers?”

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Luke: Rattling off some notes

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Luke: Singing “Funky little score!” as Fred Schneider

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Luke: “Thank you for putting your evil inside me”

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Luke: “The foolios you know are better than the foolios you don’t know”

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Clips From TBTL #3591

Andrew: “At least, I didn’t… do it”

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Andrew: “But… don’t!”

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Andrew: “Hug first… Ask questions later”

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Andrew: “I don’t know if you… heard about this thing called the ‘Internet'”

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Andrew: “I don’t wanna put anybody on Front Street because it involves their job”

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Andrew: “I gotta find some ragtime on this [bleep]ing thing!”

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Andrew: “I was the dingus”

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Andrew: “I’m missing my Dick Clark”

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Andrew: “I’m still pretty far away from the point I’m trying to make… So, sorry… everybody”

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Andrew: “It takes me 15 minutes to open a bathroom door these days”

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Andrew: “It would be doubly worse to have that awkwardness but, also know that, I was the dingus”

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Andrew: “Mmm-hmm! Mmm-hmm!!”

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Andrew: “No, I don’t think I can dip in on this”

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Andrew: Saying “I’m in here!” in a sing-songy manner

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Andrew: “Sorry, I talked over your… power out. So… here we are. Power out”

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Andrew: “Splooch”

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Andrew: “That one was… absolutely useless”

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Andrew: “This is supposed to be what’s on KIXI right now… That doesn’t sound like my KIXI! What is this feedback!? What is this!?”

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Andrew: “Uhh! I love fingerling potatoes!”

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Andrew: “We now own Walmsley”

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Andrew: “What does it say about the ‘brown frown’?”

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Andrew: “What if it’s like the Yucca Mountain of Nazi propaganda?”

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Andrew: “What is wrong with you? Honestly! What is wrong with you, you psychopath?”

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Andrew: “Yes, we were… always drunk when we have these conversations”

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Andrew: “You know? You gotta be a goldfish, Luke”

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Andrew and Luke: “20-12! 20-12! (Oh, man)”

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Andrew and Luke: “Genevieve once walked in on Kevin McCarthy’s son taking a poop… Umm… Excuse me?”

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Andrew and Luke: “I don’t want to… start off on the wrong foot today… but we do have to talk; because, you and I… are at odds… over something… in the cultural (Really?) landscape here”

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Luke: “It’s another… Andrew ‘W’ Wednesday. Where’s my bell? It’s a Wednesday where Andrew gets the W”

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Luke: Making electric guitar sounds

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Luke: Saying “Call me, ‘Mr. Butterfingers'” as Emo Philips

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Luke: Saying “Excuse me” in a funny, drawn out manner

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Luke: Saying “In here!” in a funny, drawn out manner

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Luke: Saying “Kirsten!” in a funny, drawn out manner

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Luke: Singing “Go little rock star”

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Luke: Singing a portion of “The Entertainer”

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Luke: “This could be… our… pasta”

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Luke: “Umm… Excuse me?”

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Luke: “We’re interviewing… Kristen [sic] Dunst!”

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Luke: “Yes! I know you’re married!”

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Luke and Andrew: “It’s another Burbank ‘W’ Wednesday, my friend. Nice”

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Clips From TBTL #3590

During the Donors of the Day segment of the show, Luke and Andrew (mostly Luke) said the name “Nuts on Clark” a total of 9 times. Of course, I had to create a supercut of all 9 of those:

Luke and Andrew: “Nuts on Clark” Supercut

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Andrew: “Andy’s got some opinions”

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Andrew: “Did that get confusing for anybody involved?”

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Andrew: “Fuck Da Smart Lock”

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Andrew: “Go suck an egg!”

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Andrew: “I also have a lot of filthy files”

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Andrew: “I am so paranoid about sending the wrong thing to the wrong person”

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Andrew: “I have not messed around with these”

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Andrew: “I’ll pluck that problematic mole out for ya?”

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Andrew: “I’m crabby… Last night was a terrible, terrible night… for Browns fans”

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Andrew: “It is true that I don’t like asking for things”

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Andrew: “Nuts on Clark!”

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Andrew: “They take you behind a barn, they spank you and holler at you; which, is the worst. And, then, they kill you”

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Andrew: “We need to block off about 4 hours, cuz… Andy’s got some opinions”

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Andrew: “Well, language alert here, but I passed a bumper sticker in Hawaii that says… ‘Fuck Da Smart Lock'”

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Andrew: “You also have a Roomba named ‘Randy’. Did that get confusing for anybody involved?”

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Andrew and Luke: Getting mentioned for providing a link to the SNL skit with the “You know, you gotta eat that microphone” clip

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Luke: “Austin is gonna be alright, alright, alright”

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Luke: “First, I tried to get Randy the Roomba to do it”

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Luke: “Grab me something from Nuts on Clark!”

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Luke: “I just wanna apologize to everyone I work with for all the hassle that I create for everybody”

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Luke: “Listen to your intuition, Burbs!”

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Luke: “Nuts on Clark”

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Luke: “Nuts on Clark” #2

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Luke: “Nuts on Clark” #3

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Luke: “Nuts on Clark” #4

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Luke: “Nuts on Clark” #5

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Luke: “Nuts on Clark” #6

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Luke: “Nuts on Clark” #7

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Luke: “Nuts on Clark” #8

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Luke: “Our… former colleague, Dave Ross… loved Nuts on Clark. He’s always talking about Nuts on Clark. He always wants to get something from Nuts on Clark”

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Luke: “Thanks for going Nuts on Clark”

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Luke: “We may need emergency surgery in the studio”

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Luke and Andrew: “Have you, ever in your life, like, in this kind of situation, uploaded a file that you didn’t preview? Of course, not. But, I also have a lot of filthy files”

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Clips From TBTL #3589

Andrew: “‘#FuckDaVax'”

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Andrew: “‘Fuck da vax'”

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Andrew: “‘Fuck penicillin'”

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Andrew: “All of my dreams are coming true”

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Andrew: “Bring me back to my bubble! Yes, I live in a bubble; and, I love my bubble!”

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Andrew: “Fuck this thing”

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Andrew: “Genevieven”

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Andrew: “Genevieven” #2

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Andrew: “I knew I shouda made a left turn at Albuquerque!”

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Andrew: “I say it both ways”

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Andrew: “Mmm-eh, what’s up, Zocdoc!”

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Andrew: “Sorry, guys. It’s me, Andrew. I’m, I’m working on a new character. It’s called… Bugs Bunny does an ad for Zocdoc. But, it’s not… it’s… not going super great”

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Andrew: “What… is going on!?”

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Andrew: “What… is going on!? Bring me back to my bubble! Yes, I live in a bubble; and, I love my bubble! What’s so going with bubbles?”

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Andrew and Luke: “But, I like the idea that, when we’re in the mood, we can just switch this baby on. Just… power this baby up… (Mmm-hmm) Either way, it’s a baby”

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Andrew and Luke: “You… (Yeah!) started this new year by… blowing my mind… right before the show”

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Luke: “I love me… some Dateline NBC and those types of programs”

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