Category: Audio Clips

Andrew: “Aww!”

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Andrew: “Blorn to blurs!”

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Andrew: “Hey, m-fer. Wanna step outside? Betcha you’ve never seen a grown man cry”

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Andrew: “I couldn’t keep it to myself”

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Andrew: “I didn’t know he had a Blursday!”

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Andrew: “I didn’t support you on that”

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Andrew: “I got you a coke spoon for Christmas”

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Andrew: “I was being… honest!”

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Andrew: “I was being… honest! I was being as honest as I could possibly be in that situation”

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Andrew: “I’m honestly not proud of coming in hot like that”

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Andrew: “I… seriously… got Genevieve… a coke spoon… for Christmas”

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Andrew: “If I start to feel… any kind of symptom before Hawaii… Genevieve will leave me”

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Andrew: “It’s a coke spoon”

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Andrew: “Microphone wasn’t on there for a second. But, everything’s fine”

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Andrew: “Now, I am so whipped up”

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Andrew: “Now, I am so whipped up. I feel fine… by the way”

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Andrew: “Now, you have a friend in the Blursday business”

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Andrew: “Oh my God, man!”

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Andrew: “Okay. I need to calm down”

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Andrew: Saying “Take me to the bridge!” in a funny manner

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Andrew: “Shit, man! You did it again!!”

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Andrew: “Still one of my favorite… TBTL, I don’t know, moments or… thingies. It’s one of my favorite TBTL thingies”

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Andrew: “Wa-ho! Oh, sorry? I didn’t let you finish”

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Andrew: “Where’s the coke?”

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Andrew: “You’re not even copied on this!!”

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Andrew and Luke: “I love my widdle [ph] spoon! (Right)”

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Andrew and Luke: “You ready to blurs? Ah! I was… blorn… bready… to blurs. Blorn to blurs!”

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Andrew and Luke: Andrew wound up getting a coke spoon as a Christmas present for Genevieve

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Luke: “But, I know what you say… ‘How do you know they’re gonna be girls?'”

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Luke: “He emerged from a… from a growler… fully formed”

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Luke: “I mean, it wasn’t good co-hosting; but, it was very… diplomatic”

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Luke: “I was… blorn… bready… to blurs”

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Luke: “I’m still a charity case! What is going on?”

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Luke: “If anything, I’m very thirsty for Carl’s… approval”

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Luke: Singing “Kayla”

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Luke: “We love you! We love you! We love you!”

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Andrew: “And, I don’t even know what my argument… really is”

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Andrew: “And, I know a lot about sex”

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Andrew: “But, I did something that I’ve never done in my adult life before”

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Andrew: “But, I still, honestly, can’t remember which one is right and which one is wrong: the ‘and’ and the ‘in'”

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Andrew: “I don’t need a haircut… Like, what am I doing?”

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Andrew: “I’m Andy. I, I show up where I’m supposed to be”

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Andrew: “I’m clean, though!”

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Andrew: “I’m doing something that I thought was an adult move… Not like that… Come on, people”

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Andrew: “I’m sorry. I hear the rant I’m on”

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Andrew: “Like, I’m fine with my hair, I’m fine with my hair. Until, one day I wake up… and, then, I wanna cut it all off”

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Andrew: “Like, it just looks stringy, weird and gross”

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Andrew: “One good side of this… this is… as far as I… know, this is the first TV story you’ve done where you can actually… pee your pants on camera, and nobody will know”

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Andrew: “Right now, I am hugging… I am hugging myself. I am hugging myself with my hands on each shoulder. This is how… this is physically making me feel uncomfortable”

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Andrew: “You think Denver’s gonna live in Denver, right? But, no, that’s too on the nose, as you would say. Like, that’s, you don’t wanna be a Denver living in Denver; but, you wanna be Denver living in a Denver-esque place”

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Luke: “50 Strokes to Fabulous”

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Luke: “But, that’s where my pride comes in, Andrew”

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Luke: Drawn out “Yeah!!!”

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Luke: “Every time we get into the water… it hurts like hell”

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Luke: “Giving them a little whack on the butt and saying ‘No!!'”

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Luke: “I don’t even care if people pee on me”

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Luke: “I just let y’all run with it”

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Luke: “It’s not… a sexual event”

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Luke: “It’s so far!”

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Luke: “Like, your brain just… dump trucks all the serotonin that it has”

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Luke: “Sex AND the City!”

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Luke: Singing “How’d you like to get a haircut… on Christmas day”

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Luke: “Well, shit”

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Luke and Andrew: “The doll can only point at, at pictures of… where Luke tried to get it to nurse… Oh, no”

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Luke and Andrew: “You’re pranking a Burbank… I’d prank a Burbank”

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Luke and Andrew: Luke would let a kitten suckle on his nipple and Andrew is very uncomfortable about the whole thing

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Andrew: “And, I’m not trying to put you under a microscope. I found it enjoyable”

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Andrew: “But, like, who are you?”

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Andrew: “Celeries have a butt”

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Andrew: “Cuz, you know me. I’m a dingus”

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Andrew: “Did you sort of feel that as you were doing that?”

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Andrew: “Hey… that booster shot kinda knocked me out! I was really surprised!”

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Andrew: “I don’t know. I go out there and I do it… Hoo-ah!”

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Andrew: “I found it enjoyable”

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Andrew: “I will say, I didn’t expect the fart box; but, then again, nobody ever does”

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Andrew: Saying “Huh! You got me an award! Thanks!” as Al Pacino

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Andrew: “That’s pride… effing with you”

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Andrew: “The butt end of a celery”

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Andrew: “The butt end of a celery. Yes, celery has a butt… You know what I’m talking about… So… there. Celeries have a butt”

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Luke: “Did they say, ‘Blessed are the Greek’?”

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Luke: “Huh!? Huh!?”

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Luke: “Luke… you just did an art!”

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Luke: Saying “It’s just a flesh wound” in a bad British accent

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Luke: Saying “Missed it by that much!” as Maxwell Smart

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Luke: Saying “Oh, behave” as Austin Powers

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Luke: Saying “Very nice” as Borat

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Luke: “That’s a booty scratcher”

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Luke: “That’s the art”

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Andrew: “A camel make me bam-el [ph]“

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Andrew: “At what age will I understand… this thing?”

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Andrew: “But, as long as you know, then I don’t feel creepy about it”

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Andrew: “Hey, man. Your, your masks suck”

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Andrew: “I mean, I don’t feel bad, but I feel… so spacey”

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Andrew: “I’m really trying to give this… you know, its proper… thoughtfulness here”

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Andrew: “It smelled… like mildew… and B.O.”

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Andrew: “Stayin’ alive in 95!”

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Andrew: “There’s some real Honey Boo Boo vibes here”

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Andrew: “Well, he… purposely pees his pants at the dinner table”

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Andrew: “Yeah. It’s like edible panties”

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Andrew: “You could make a candle, I guess, that smells like, just like, rich, stinky… dog poo”

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Andrew and Luke: “I’m laughing at my own jokes (That’s good!) here. I’m sorry. Blame the vax”

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Luke: “9-4… 9-4”

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Luke: Being mindful of not spoiling anything from the Wait Wait… Don’t Tell Me! taping

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Luke: “Funky, funky”

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Luke: “Google was being… challenging”

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Luke: “I’m a kid… and I don’t eat the underwear”

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Luke: “I’m the one who brought edible underwear into the conversation”

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Luke: “The key attributes include… long, droopy lips, a big nose… and a shapely hump”

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Luke: “Uh-oh… Here come the PC police for me”

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Luke: “Whoa!!!”

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Luke: “Will you take me into the Ground and Pound?”

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Luke: “Worst edible underwear flavors!”

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Luke and Andrew: “We’re having dinner at the Lover’s Package near O’Hare (Mmm-hmm)”

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Andrew: “‘ey, it’s-a me, Mario!”

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Andrew: “And, you don’t believe in a God?”

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Andrew: “By the way, I never felt bad about Burien. I felt bad about what I did… to the people of Burien… who were in the room that night”

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Andrew: “Chicken Pox… The Disease… The Ride”

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Andrew: “Come on, ladies! Blood makes the grass grow!”

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Andrew: “Don’t worry… The rest of the show… is as terrible as always”

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Andrew: “Dude, I’m judging the hell outta you. I’m just not judging your face!”

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Andrew: “H-E-double hockey sticks”

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Andrew: “I don’t care about your skin; but, I… never said I liked your style, dude”

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Andrew: “I feel weirdly more excited for my booster shot”

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Andrew: “I have no idea what you just said”

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Andrew: “I hope you have a gaba-good birthday!”

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Andrew: “I take no offense to, to what you said”

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Andrew: “I’m a world-class dingus”

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Andrew: “I’m falling apart here. I’m absolutely falling apart”

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Andrew: “I’m not sick. I’m not sick. I’m not sick”

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Andrew: “Just so you know… like… it really kicked my ass”

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Andrew: “Lemme take a stab, lemme take a stab, lemme take a stab!”

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Andrew: “Oh, yeah”

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Andrew: “Ooh, I feel tingly! Ride it out, baby!”

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Andrew: Pre-show message regarding the technical difficulties during the recording of the episode

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Andrew: Singing “Right now”

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Andrew: “Well, you know what, Andy? I’m a world-class dingus. So, there”

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Andrew: “What I’m about to say is probably ridiculous… And, I’ll regret it in hindsight”

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Andrew and Luke: “But, do I still sound (Yeah) good to you?”

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Luke: “And, I’ll be honest with you, I spread a lot of misinformation online”

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Luke: “I was Ted Cruz’s living nightmare”

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Luke: “Really… face? This is when you wanna do this?”

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Luke: Saying “Affleck!” as the Aflac duck

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Luke: Saying “Harvard” in an odd Boston accent

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Luke: “This is gonna sound like… I actually don’t even wanna say this… but, I will”

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Luke and Andrew: Luke’s connection and voice was breaking up

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Luke and Andrew: “Old Face-Blind Walsh (Mmm-hmm)”

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Luke and Andrew: “You sound… crystal clear, my friend. (Nice) Clearer than Crystal Pepsi; and, more successful”

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