Category: Audio Clips

Andrew: “A, alternator. B, brakes”

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Andrew: “Pooch”

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Andrew: Singing “Thank you, baby”

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Andrew: “You know, nothing says you’re staying awake for a while after cleaning up cat barf”

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Andrew: “You’re sunk, man!”

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Andrew: “Your brain remembers all kinds of shit

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Luke: “He likes the aisle and she likes the window”

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Luke: “I was… Andrew… hot… yesterday, flying home”

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Luke: “It’s Patsy Cline!”

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Luke: Singing “D-I-V-O-R-C-E”

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Luke: Singing “D-I-V-O-R-C-E… Becomes final today”

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Luke: Singing “I’m back in baby’s arms… How I miss those lovin’ arms. I’m back where I belong, back in baby’s arms”

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Luke: “You love to Z it!”

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Luke and Andrew: “How about: Jesus Christ, Andrew! Why are you making this so hard? (Well)”

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Luke and Andrew: “Maybe I’m just oily, honestly. Maybe, it’s not a hair thing. Maybe, it’s I’m secreting some kind of. Either way, I feel like you’re coming on to me here. Stop making yourself… so attractive”

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Luke and Andrew: “Welcome to ‘Brains or No Brains’. This is where… Luke and Andrew figure out if they woke up with brains or not. Oh, no!”

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Andrew: “A frustration of nipping birds”

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Andrew: “A rage of hijinks?”

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Andrew: “I’m so pearl-clutchy”

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Andrew: “That’s right, baby!”

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Luke: “Air sickness bag of skyjinx?”

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Luke: “An annoyance of hijinks?”

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Luke: “Get the nose up on this mortality train”

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Luke: Saying “Grr… Mmm. Seats. Uh, overhead space” as a zombie

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Luke: “What about a ‘hoo-hoo’?”

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Andrew: “I am a fan… of nosiness”

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Andrew: “I am a fan… of nosiness… when… it’s given to you in this manner”

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Andrew: “I am shy; but, I am not quiet”

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Andrew: “I saw 2, count ’em… not 1, but 2… movies on their opening weekend this weekend!”

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Andrew: “Let’s be nosy!”

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Andrew: “Oh, God, yeah!”

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Andrew: “Pew-pew-pew”

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Andrew: “That’s such a good journalistic answer!”

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Andrew: “Uh, Sam… Ziggy says you’re gonna leap again”

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Luke: “Here comes… one of AMR’s finest. Just… cruising down Couch… Boy, that sounds like an adult film”

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Luke: “I don’t know how to control these things!”

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Luke: “Is it a bones or no bones day?”

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Luke: “My point in that, Andrew, is… never engage”

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Luke: “Pew-pew-pew!”

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Luke: “Well… you know, first of all, we’re idiots”

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Luke: “You say the shy part loud?”

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Luke and Andrew: “My point in that, Andrew, is… never engage. Yeah. Just never engage”

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Luke and Andrew: “What are ya Dune here? (Mmm) What are ya Dune here?”

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Andrew: “And, I’m sorry, Luke. I’m gonna try to make this as least sporty as possible”

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Andrew: “How do you not know Love!?”

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Andrew: “I am the treat giver!”

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Andrew: “I don’t want my cat loving some robut [ph] more than me!”

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Andrew: “I drop all kinds of opinions on this show… every single day”

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Andrew: “I know this feeling”

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Andrew: “I think that those black-out curtains really keep you blacked out”

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Andrew: “If I’m giving my cat a treat, I want it to come from me!”

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Andrew: “It sorta smells like oil but tastes like blood”

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Andrew: Making machine gun firing sounds

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Andrew: “No-no-no-no-no-no-no-no-no-no-no!”

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Andrew: “Oh, goddamn!”

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Andrew: “That’s right!”

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Andrew: “This wound will heal”

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Andrew: “You need to stop apologizing; cuz, that’s what’s gonna make us kill you”

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Andrew: “You will love your… robot bird overlords”

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Andrew and Luke: “Good morning, Luke. What happened, buddy? What’s going on, over in the Apple (Dude!) that sometimes sleeps”

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Luke: “I was a mess, Andrew”

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Luke: “Welcome to de Blasio’s New York”

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Luke and Andrew: “I was in a, like, a compulsive loop of apologizing (Mmm-hmm)”

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Luke and Andrew: “This might be the city that never sleeps… But, I was the TV correspondent… who slept too much, this morning, Andrew. Oh, no. Did you show up… late?”

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Andrew: “Because, I just think it’s gonna be really bad. Not even funny bad, but just really, really bad”

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Andrew: “Dear Luke, it’s been 24 hours since my last edit”

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Andrew: Drawn out “Nick?”

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Andrew: “Gosh! I’m not doing a good job of podcasting today”

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Andrew: “Hey, I cut this big chunk out”

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Andrew: “Hi, Mr. Burbank”

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Andrew: “Hospitals have had it too good for too long”

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Andrew: “I bought all kinds of cigarettes”

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Andrew: “I dunno why I’m gonna do this to you, but…”

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Andrew: “Is it doing that thing where it just spins and spins?”

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Andrew: “It’s not false modesty… it’s true humiliation”

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Andrew: “It’s not false modesty… it’s true humiliation… Welcome to Andy’s World”

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Andrew: “Maybe it’s just cuz I’m Catholic and it feels cleansing to tell you”

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Andrew: “Oh! Doi!”

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Andrew: “Rough!”

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Andrew: “That’s pre-bell!”

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Andrew: “The throat clearing, phlegm thing”

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Andrew: “This reminds me of the time I caught my grandma in a lie”

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Andrew: “This was a weird coin… coinky-dink”

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Andrew: “Welcome to Andy’s World!”

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Andrew: “Well, this is a first”

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Andrew: “Wells, Wells, Wells”

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Andrew: “You and I, man, we are loathe… to throw away tape”

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Andrew: “You’re New York Luke!”

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Luke: Drawn out “Todd?”

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Luke: “Duh-duh-duh-duh-duh. And, then, it was like… pee-pee, pee-pee”

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Luke: “I… feel like king in da castle”

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Luke: “It’s got nothing on Manhattan, baby!”

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Luke: “It’s not false modesty, it’s real… humiliation”

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Luke: “Like, I am ready to really just host the shit out of this show!”

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Luke: “On my special Luke’s Private Reserve… show sheet”

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Luke: “Really, what I need is a cough button for life”

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Luke: Saying “We liked being in the Tom Cochrane video better” in a gruff manner

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Luke: Singing “Duh-duh-duh-duh-duh… Pee-pee, pee-pee” [Edited]

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Luke: “Slayed by the Bell”

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Luke: “Sound of slight exaber… exaberation [sic]“

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Luke: “Well, trying… but not striving”

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Luke: “Whooo! I’m a spirit”

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Luke: “You know what? I’m not comfortable saying ‘No'”

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Luke and Andrew: “I wasn’t even there and I’ll never forget about it! Yeah! Right?”

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Luke and Andrew: “That was the, that was the act of a desperate man, Andrew (Mmm-hmm)”

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