Category: Audio Clips

Andrew: “I don’t know. I was wrong about something. I’m not gonna figure it out right now. But, that’s fine. We can all move on”

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Andrew: “Look out! Look out, look out, look out!”

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Andrew: “Murder on Capitol Hill”

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Andrew: “Phlegmy sort of situation”

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Andrew: “The intersection… of cars and balls”

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Andrew: “You are not entertained!”

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Luke: “Fuck you!”

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Luke: “Not hardly!”

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Luke and Andrew: “Are you accusing me of being entertaining? Never! Never!”

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???: Whistling as “Words” by Doves is fading out

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Andrew: “Andrew’s a dingleberry”

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Andrew: “But, I’m just an idiot”

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Andrew: “Luke, I’m not that smart!”

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Andrew: “This is gonna sound like a brag, but it’s more of a confession”

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Luke: “Foo-paws [ph]“

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Luke: “It’s happening!”

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Luke: “My brain is a freaking sieve!”

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Luke: Saying “Is this good?” in a funny manner

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Luke: “Shut up and make me a luh-tay [ph]“

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Luke: Singing “I don’t need to walk around in circles, walk around in cir…”

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Luke: “Well, I can’t believe we got off on those murder charges. But, guess what? I’m gonna murder you! But, you can’t! But, now I’m jail. Now, I’m getting the gas chamber”

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Luke: “Why so-terious?”

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Andrew: “I’m rhubarb-curious”

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Andrew: Laughing

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Andrew: “Luke-a-looly [ph]“

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Andrew: Making motorcycle revving sounds

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Andrew: “Now, I have a rhubarb, Luke; but, you cannot rub it”

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Andrew: “Oh, yeah. The Top Story is: you look angry in these photos”

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Andrew: “Wait, where am I? Where am I crying?”

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Andrew: “You got time to jaw, you got time to DAW”

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Luke: “I’d kill for some Matt Rogers… foot play”

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Luke: “Just… absolutely hoisting himself with so many of his own petards”

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Luke: Singing “Nothing is everything”

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Luke: Singing “O, O, O, Ozempic”

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Luke and Andrew: Andrew asking for the clip of Luke saying “I’d kill for some Matt Rogers… foot play” to be isolated

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Andrew: “Are they just smurfing every wallet?”

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Andrew: “Everybody wants to get their beak wet!”

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Andrew: “Get off my back!”

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Andrew: “I’m hoping for a happy ending to this story”

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Andrew: Singing “Strop dragging my”

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Andrew: “Sometimes I’d be a bearded man… And, sometimes, I’d be… a non-bearded man”

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Luke: “Can I borrow a feeling?”

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Luke: “I’m now a resident of Doug-istan”

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Andrew: “Bring her into the spank-itorium”

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Andrew: “Can I invite you into my… spank-itorium?”

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Andrew: “Ha-ha-ha. Well, I ate gum then”

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Andrew: “It’s just where I do my experiments on human beings! It’s nothing weird!”

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Andrew: “Look, I’m down with the people!”

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Andrew: Singing “God only knows why I did this”

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Andrew: Singing “Nah, nah-nah-nah-nah-nah”

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Andrew: “Spanx, but no Spanx”

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Andrew: “The fact that you’re into this makes me excited”

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Andrew: “What’s going on with Genevieve’s saliva?”

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Andrew and Luke: “No. I’m getting Marsupial (Ooh!) Gurgles”

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Luke: “Anyone wanna go get loose at the ballpark tomorrow?”

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Luke: “Casual rabbitism”

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Luke: “I need a two minute buffer between… my mom being on the phone and you uttering the word, ‘spank-itorium'”

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Luke: “I was just walking around thinking of Spanx-related things yesterday”

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Luke: “I’m un-Spanxed”

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Luke: “I’m un-Spanxed” #2

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Luke: “I’m un-spanked today”

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Luke: Singing a series of notes

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Luke: Singing “God only knows why Luke chose this song. Choice”

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Luke: Singing “I may not always love you. As long as there are stars above you”

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Luke: Singing “I want candy”

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Luke: Singing “Let’s go surfing now. Everybody surfing now. Come on, be my… baby”

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Luke: Singing “Let’s go surfing, surfing safari”

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Luke and Andrew: Singing “A little too chemicals in my razz. A little bit of Thin Mints late at night”

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Andrew: “All I see… is topless… gramma”

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Andrew: “And, you… becoming free from Spanx”

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Andrew: “I don’t wanna live in that world”

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Andrew: “Maybe that does sound weird coming out of my mouth”

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Andrew: “Oh, it always ends with a spank”

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Andrew: “Oh, yeah. Use the Spanx scissors”

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Andrew: “Spank”

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Andrew: “Spank” #2

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Andrew: “Spank” #3

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Andrew: “Spanx”

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Andrew: “Spanx” #2

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Andrew: “Spanx” #3

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Andrew: “Spanx” #4

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Andrew: “Spanx” #5

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Andrew: “Spanx” #6

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Andrew: “Spanx” #7

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Andrew: “Spanx” #8

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Andrew: “Spanx” #9

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Andrew: “Spanx” #10

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Andrew: “Spanx” #11

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Andrew: “Spanx” #12

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Andrew: “Spanx” #13

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Andrew: “Spanx” #14

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Andrew: “Terrible, spanx for asking”

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Andrew: “That’s the Andrew Walsh promise”

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Andrew: “The Spanx keep the score”

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Andrew: “The fucking Yankees!? Really!?”

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Andrew: “We all consider them to be plural. I guess cuz it ends with a ‘spank'”

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Luke: “Alright, topless grampa”

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Luke: “But, I don’t think it works!”

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Luke: “Glasses on, Spanx off”

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Luke: “I had never worn Spanx before”

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Luke: “I have a spank [sic] on”

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Luke: “I may never be topless again”

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Luke: “I’m wearing Spanx right now”

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Luke: “It’s… called ‘doing it all day long'”

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Luke: Making a plopping sound

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Luke: “My bo-ody cannot be tamed by the… by mere compression Spanx”

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Luke: “Spank [sic]“

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Luke: “Spank [sic]” #2

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Luke: “Spankful?”

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Luke: “Spanx”

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Luke: “Spanx” #2

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Luke: “Spanx” #3

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Luke: “Spanx” #4

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Luke: “Spanx” #5

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Luke: “Spanx” #6

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Luke: “Spanx” #7

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Luke: “Spanx” #8

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Luke: “Spanx” #9

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Luke: “Spanx” #10

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Luke: “Spanx” #11

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Luke: “Spanx” #12

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Luke: “Spanx” #13

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Luke: “Spanx!”

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Luke: “They may take our lives; but, they’ll never take our Spanx!”

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Luke: “Wearing… a spank [sic] all day”

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