Category: Audio Clips

Andrew: “Choo-choo!”

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Andrew: “I remember smoking a lotta weed in the record den”

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Andrew: “I slunk Jeep’d this”

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Andrew: “I’ll bet you that if he smiles at you, it feels good”

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Andrew: “I’m a professional! Look it up in the book”

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Andrew: “I’m taking this back, baby!”

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Andrew: “I’m way more uptight than you in most circumstances, right?”

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Andrew: “I’ve been Burbanked”

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Andrew: “I… just had a radically good or, potentially, radically bad idea”

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Andrew: “It’s not what you’re doing to my printer, for the record”

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Andrew: Making the sound of a train rolling along

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Andrew: “Oh! I didn’t know Alexa could do that!”

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Andrew: “Oh!!”

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Andrew: “Oh, right!!”

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Andrew: Saying “Authentication?” in a funny manner

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Andrew: “Sleep Country USSR”

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Andrew: “Sleep Train! CHOOONK!!”

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Andrew: “Slunk Jeep?”

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Andrew: “That’s exactly what I said!!”

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Andrew: “Well, do I get to spin the big wheel or not!?”

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Andrew: “Whirling Dervish of passwords”

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Andrew and Luke: “Do you know that there is nobody in my life that I can think of… Who you like more than me? Who I like… more than you!”

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Andrew and Luke: “Nice! (Yeah)”

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Luke: Buzzing sound on Luke’s microphone input while he was speaking

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Luke: “I’m raw-dogging your printer”

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Luke: Singing “There were birds, in the air. But, I never saw them winging”

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Luke: “Surf’s up, guys!”

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Luke: “The Magic Cucumber”

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Luke and Andrew: “G. Mmm-hmm. Hyphen. Yeah. 1-7. Mmm-hmm. 6-1. 6-1. 4-9. That’s long”

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Andrew: “And, I’m gonna go, I’m gonna sit behind my computer, and I’m gonna get it done in the morning instead of the afternoon. Hello, Theo”

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Andrew: “And, the doctor says… ‘I love your radio show'”

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Andrew: “Beef ’em up!”

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Andrew: “But, I… do not like living in grime”

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Andrew: “Don’t scrimp on this”

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Andrew: “Hey, I belong to a new religion that’s, it’s called No… No Vaxximus”

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Andrew: “I got a fascinating… voicemail!”

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Andrew: “I’m just not comfortable in that position!”

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Andrew: “I’m not trying to achieve anything”

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Andrew: Mumble-chuckling

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Andrew: “So, anyway, my house smells like meat?”

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Andrew: “The sausage at Denny’s is not the sausage of my youth”

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Andrew: “Today’s the… the first day of the… New World Order”

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Andrew and Luke: Chanting “No Vaxximus (No Vaxximus)”

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Andrew and Luke: “He’s got a bottle of champagne… like, wedged down the front of his pants. In his cheese spot? In his cheese spot. Yes! In his cheese wrangler”

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Andrew and Luke: “Hey… (Yeah) there’s somebody sniffing around the cheese aisle”

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Andrew and Luke: “It’s like Israel… It’s worse… what I’m about to say”

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Andrew and Luke: “You open the front door… of my house… (Yes) What do you smell?”

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Luke: “And I wanted some soup!”

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Luke: “Fresh cooked brisket on the board!”

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Luke: “I gotta hit that… that sweet, sweet Taco Time”

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Luke: “My impulse was to completely and totally inhale this burrito”

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Luke: “None of the… physician’s assistants even know… whose balls are marinating in this room!”

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Luke: Saying “Good soup” as Adam Driver

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Luke: “Speaking of… testicles”

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Luke and Andrew: “There is nothing cooler than a cow on a sandy beach (Mmm-hmm)”

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Andrew: “And let your opinions be heard!”

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Andrew: “Boom-boom-boom-boom-boom”

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Andrew: “Boop!”

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Andrew: “Boop!” #2

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Andrew: “Come on, lady”

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Andrew: “How’s your heart? Has it exploded yet?”

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Andrew: “I actually, literally did steal from the grocery store that day”

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Andrew: “I think about you every time I do self-checkout!”

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Andrew: “If you don’t… know the shot!”

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Andrew: “Mr. Safeway… doesn’t care”

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Andrew: “Never bring a bag to the grocery store fight”

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Andrew: “Oh my God!”

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Andrew: “Outta my way, chump! I bag my own groceries!”

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Andrew: “Talking about levels, Jerry!”

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Andrew: “The Wilhelm Orlesque”

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Andrew: “Theo, whose side are you on? Sporting that black and white”

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Andrew: “You live in my brain on that”

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Andrew: “You wanna tell the folks over at American Public Media how much you love us? Or, more accurately, how much we annoy you?”

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Andrew: “Zaddy zonkey”

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Andrew: “Zebra! Why would you leave me?”

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Andrew and Luke: “I don’t have any… dumb bullshit to spring on you (Whoa!) at the beginning of the show”

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Luke: “And, I’m immediately having heart palpitations”

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Luke: “I hate a swole zonkey”

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Luke: “I must have old ass eyes”

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Luke: “I swangled into the CVS”

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Luke: “I’m the only one allowed to violate HIPAA on this show”

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Luke: “Jokes are difficult, I really must say”

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Luke: “Learn what words mean!”

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Luke: “Let it lie, dude!”

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Luke: Singing “Hungry, Hungry HIPAA!”

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Luke: “They suddenly realized they were talking to Andrew”

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Luke: “This is a… bad take… Stop the tape!”

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Luke: “What you’re seeing is bad take by Luke”

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Luke and Andrew: “Why are you so zealous? (Why are you so zealous, zebra?)”

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Andrew: “Angry Andy retweeting dead tweets!”

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Andrew: “Are you trolling me right now, Rick Rizzs?”

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Andrew: “But, I didn’t think that that would be the best music to bop into the weekend with”

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Andrew: “CoolAndrew69@gmail”

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Andrew: “I don’t, I don’t do the, the what they call the ‘chin diaper’ thing”

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Andrew: “I had a tweet that I tweeted”

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Andrew: “I wish I hadn’t started the sentence”

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Andrew: “No, ma’am. Ma’am? Thank you. We got it covered. Thank you”

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Andrew: “Oh, God, Dad! Don’t do this again!”

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Andrew: “Orlesque… what’s that cabbage recipe?”

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Andrew: “Sex is great, but…!”

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Andrew: “So, I grab my, my lappy”

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Luke: “But… if you’re having a Yoohoo… go ahead and be unmasked for the next 45 minutes”

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Luke: “They say, ‘podcast what you know'”

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Luke and Andrew: “Face it… this is Mansfield (Mmm-hmm)”

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Luke and Andrew: “I delete more tweets before breakfast than most (Yeah) people… actually generate in a week”

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Luke and Andrew: “Thank you… (Feel so much better) America for letting me work through this”

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Andrew: Andrew wants to do a whole interview with Stephen King about the word “orlesque”

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Andrew: “Carol, hold my calls”

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Andrew: “For some reason, my brain just blipped out for a second”

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Andrew: “I just listen to those slurpy sounds”

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Andrew: “I played it all night long!”

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Andrew: “I’m broken”

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Andrew: “It crashed my computer, Luke. Nothing is responding! I can’t… Nothing is responding on my computer. I gotta hard reboot my computer. Goddamn this game!”

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Andrew: “It just shut me down!”

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Andrew: “Oh, gonna play some of The Waitress tonight!”

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Andrew: Saying “I’m so sorry!” in a funny manner

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Andrew: “There is something going on with me that might be getting more intense with age”

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Andrew: “Well, I like tedious things. Let me just check this out”

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Andrew: “What were you thinking?”

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Andrew: “When I’m trying to think of that word, I can only think of ‘egg sandwich’. I’m broken”

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Andrew: “Wow! It’s already… blank October”

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Andrew: “You know me. I love a tedious game where nothing happens”

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Andrew and Luke: “Once the 17th rolls around, boom! You’re in late October… No. No? Late October is in the 20s. What!?”

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Luke: “But, it’s damp out there”

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Luke: “I just felt like doing it again”

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Luke: “I would be very much… trying to note if the cars were noticing… me… Senpai”

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Luke: “It’s more in the damp category”

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Luke: “This is Schrödinger’s calendar… They are both early and mid-October at the same time”

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Luke: “We need some cartilage… some connective tissue”

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Luke: “You know, if you’re thinking about… making whoopee”

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Luke and Andrew: “The entire book is orlesque. I mean from start to finish (Yeah)”

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Luke and Andrew: Getting mentioned while discussing when listeners should have kids and planning them for lower volume Blursday weeks

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