Category: Audio Clips

Andrew: “Cuz, when’s the last time they didn’t pick up my garbage, Luke? It’s been a minute, actually… Thank you, Sam Sanders”

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Andrew: “Horrid gasses are in that… in that bin”

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Andrew: “I think I have this right. Ooh… Can’t wait to get this wrong and have everybody e-mail me”

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Andrew: “I won them in Space Army, mother!”

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Andrew: “I’m sick of these dudes”

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Andrew: “Just call me ‘Sir Rich'”

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Andrew: “Oh, you are… you’re bad at lying”

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Andrew: “Paint me like one of your… French recluses”

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Andrew: Saying “Wow” as Owen Wilson

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Andrew: “She’s passionate about it. I just use it”

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Andrew: “Sorry, Luke”

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Luke: “Getting your ya-yas out”

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Luke: “I got to stay up until 10 o’clock!”

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Luke: “It was a big time Hollywoo production”

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Luke: “Release, release, release the Kraken”

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Luke: Saying “I got my wings!” in a funny manner

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Luke: Saying “In Soviet Russia… champagne showers you!” as Yakov Smirnoff

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Luke: Saying “Wah” as Owen Wilson

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Luke: Saying “Wow” as Owen Wilson

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Luke: “So, that’s what I wanted to say about that!”

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Luke: “These are my wings, mother!”

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Luke: “We live in a very wow-worthy world”

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Luke and Andrew: Luke comparing players taking off their jerseys to “prove” not cheating to Lee Harvey Oswald and JFK

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Andrew: “Again… all the caveats of how weird I am about food and expiration dates”

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Andrew: “Goddamnit!!”

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Andrew: “I do a lot of secret eating, I think”

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Andrew: “I don’t think I snore all the time… but, when I do”

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Andrew: “I don’t think I’m gonna top that; although, I’m tempted to try”

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Andrew: “I had a full Einstein tongue out… situation going on there”

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Andrew: “I just don’t like being hollered at”

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Andrew: “I thought the tonsil was the punching bag”

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Andrew: “I’m a good snorer!”

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Andrew: “Look at us knowing all the listeners!”

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Andrew: Making a snoring sound

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Andrew: Making a snoring sound #2

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Andrew: Making a snoring sound #3

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Andrew: Making a snoring sound #4

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Andrew: “My boy says he can eat 50 eggs. He can eat 50 eggs!”

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Andrew: “Now, try clicking your mouse with your tongue out”

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Andrew: “Oops! Maybe I will just pound this ear of corn”

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Andrew: Saying “How did you find America? Turned left at Greenland. Are you a mod or a rocker?” in a Scouse accent

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Andrew: “This is the sexiest thing we’ve ever done”

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Andrew: “This probably wasn’t for everybody!”

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Andrew: “Ziggle-zaggit, let’s get back at it”

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Andrew: “Ziggle-zaggit, let’s get back at it?”

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Andrew and Luke: “Nothing can (Really?) stop this snore”

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Luke: “Because, I’m making these weird snorts and sounds”

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Luke: “Holy, forking shirt-balls!”

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Luke: “I know that you’re not enjoying this, Andrew; but, I am, greatly. So… we’re gonna keep going with it”

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Luke: “I want there to be… a version, on the Marsupial Gurgle website of me… doing a Ringo Starr impersonation of you, saying ‘Ziggle-zaggit'”

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Luke: Making a snoring sound

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Luke: Making a snoring sound #2

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Luke: Making a snorting sound

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Luke: Saying “He just called me… We still say ‘Hi’ to each other… I’m still waiting for the gift” as Ringo Starr

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Luke: Saying “I don’t wear a hat. That’s why” as Ringo Starr

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Luke: Saying “I woke up this morning” as Ringo Starr

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Luke: Saying “I’m turning 18… It’s 81 in reverse” as Ringo Starr

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Luke: Saying “Ziggle-zaggit, let’s get back at it” as Ringo Starr

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Luke: “Yesterday, I found myself doing… tongue exercises for 20 minutes”

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Luke and Andrew: “I want to suggest ‘Octopus’s Garden’… (Goddamnit!!) as my… (I was ready with a Yellow Submarine joke!)”

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Andrew: “Aw, shit. What did I post last night?”

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Andrew: “Being a teenager is a powerful drug”

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Andrew: “Gala makes me holla”

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Andrew: “I forgot… to plug my computer in with the Ethernet”

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Andrew: “I gotta get the Ethernet”

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Andrew: “I like goth opera”

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Andrew: “I was gonna say, higher than I expected!”

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Andrew: “I’ll, I’ll go down a very small hole”

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Andrew: Laughing

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Andrew: Making distorted audio sounds

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Andrew: Making distorted audio sounds #2

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Andrew: “Oh, gosh, please stop! Like, just stop! Like, this is terrible. You’re making everything worse!”

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Andrew: “Oh, gosh, please stop!”

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Andrew: “That was a huge sneeze that y’all just missed”

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Andrew: “That’s a weird, it’s a weird, incredibly boring place to take this”

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Andrew: “The last… gasp of the UHF stations”

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Andrew: “The norms!”

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Andrew: “They stopped my heart in its tracks”

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Andrew: “Well, I guess I’m… on the toilet”

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Andrew: “Well, I guess I’m… on the toilet… See what’s going on”

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Andrew and Luke: “I didn’t know that part of the, the… Cody-verse (Yes!)”

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Andrew and Luke: “Luke B! Lukie B!!”

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Luke: “He like… gambler in casino! Dead eyes!”

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Luke: “Hey, everybody! Code’s here!”

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Luke: “I heard nothingk!”

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Luke: “I may have literally forgotten my last name there for a minute”

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Luke: “I say that with pizza and love!”

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Luke: “I shan’t… I shan’t bore the listeners… anymore with this”

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Luke: “I’ve been waiting all week for Blursday night”

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Luke: “Linh, work your magic”

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Luke: “My mind is such shit!”

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Luke: “My name’s Luke… Burbank”

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Luke: “Nazis are scary… and… bad!” [Edited]

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Luke: “That’s a tuna, bro!”

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Luke: “The how we consume media is just evolving… so rapidly! Boy, that was a real… it was a really important statement for me just to make, Andrew”

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Luke: “There are too many fucking ambulances in my neighborhood!”

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Luke: “There’s no… bottom to TikTok”

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Luke and Andrew: “Nazis are scary… (Mmm-hmm) and… bad!”

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Luke and Andrew: Getting mentioned for pulling and sending in the clip of Andrew saying “I’m having a baby and everybody’s freaking out!”

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Andrew: “Boys becoming men. Men becoming wolves”

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Andrew: “But, like the idea of, like, starting my journey again of finding a different water bottle exhausts me”

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Andrew: “Everything’s gonna be a meme!”

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Andrew: “Ew! It’s making me sick down here!”

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Andrew: “I don’t mean to… buggy you”

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Andrew: “I guarantee you, I’ve never rocked hard enough… in my life”

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Andrew: “I’m having a baby and everybody’s freaking out!”

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Andrew: “It’s just always a, a shit show”

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Andrew: “People are awful; and, Facebook is how you know it”

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Andrew: “The links are flying around fast and furious on the Internet”

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Andrew: “We’re famous now!”

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Andrew: “You gotta take some out or you flush it out!!”

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Luke: “And, they put together this little graphic; which… some people say is too graphic, Andrew!”

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Luke: “F… W… S. There’s, like, a fecal water situation”

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Luke: “Goofy-footed stale fish”

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Luke: “I’ve not yet begun to talk”

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Luke: “Sorry… that’s a real boner killer”

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Luke: “Too Bra-tiful to Live”

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Andrew: “I don’t think that’s… where we want TBTL to go today; certainly, not coming from my mouth”

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Andrew: “I got this big… boulder in my brain, right now”

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Andrew: “I have a few follow-up questions regarding your… Randy story”

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Andrew: “I wanna watch Dylan Moore fly, Mommy!”

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Andrew: “Look at that bozo”

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Andrew: “My equipment here, kind of… farted out”

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Andrew: “Pornhub and Triple X”

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Andrew: “Well, actually”

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Andrew: “What did you just call me!?”

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Luke: “Andy, meet Randy. Randy, meet Andrew”

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Luke: “I find male nudity to be more threatening”

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Luke: “I got places to be and people to judge, Andrew”

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Luke: “If you’re gonna ride my ass!”

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Luke: “It’s fun to feel alive, Andrew. It’s fun to feel something for once”

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Luke: “It’s never felt higher… in the sky”

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Luke: “Luke noise complaint”

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Luke: “MILF-mobile”

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Luke: “Oh, baby”

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Luke: “Oh, yeah. This, the burps are gonna be good on this one”

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Luke: “Okay, here comes the burp, everybody!”

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Luke: “On my way to bleep your bleep”

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Luke: “Ooh… explicit”

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Luke: “Part… of my robot child”

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Luke: “People do seem to like Vacuum Talk”

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Luke: “That’s exactly the sound that you should make!”

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Luke: “This is gonna be so boring and forever taking”

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Luke: “This is… Hot Luke Summer”

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Luke: “Tits out”

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Luke: “Uh, hello… Do you, uh, mind if I come out on to your balcony?”

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Luke: “Well, actually, Andrew”

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Luke: “Yeah, whatever!”

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Luke and Andrew: “I just give ’em… gentle nut tap. Yes”

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Luke and Andrew: “Please, my son, he very sick. Mmm-hmm. I dropped part of him from my balcony; and, now, I have to get him back”

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Luke and Andrew: “The person with the bra… (Where’s that bra?) Single? Ready to mingle? Oh, right! Inquiring minds want to know!”

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Andrew: “And, to you, good sir”

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Andrew: “Because, they thrill me!”

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Andrew: “But, I also don’t wanna just say… ‘I don’t like fireworks’ cuz it’s the right thing to say in 2021; because, they thrill me!”

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Andrew: “I don’t like fireworks”

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Andrew: “I don’t wanna be a loser”

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Andrew: “I don’t wanna start with Loser Talk here, Luke… I don’t wanna, I don’t wanna be giving you Loser Talk, I don’t wanna be a loser”

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Andrew: Imitating the Nextel push-to-talk sound

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Andrew: “Shut up, Luke. I’m praising your compassion”

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Andrew: “Was his bin too full, or his heart empty and sad?”

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Andrew: “Why that one? Why now? What are they doing; and, how can you steer clear of it all?”

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Andrew: “You see what I have to work with!”

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Luke: “Adult Pop-its!”

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Luke: “Fight, flight or dance”

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Luke: “Gosh, they’re fun!”

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Luke: “My brain’s going in a million directions; and, none of them lead to this show being 30 minutes long”

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Luke: “Sit down, Phil Spector!”

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Luke: “You got Doog’d”

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Luke and Andrew: “If you’re praising my animal compassion, you can cut me off any time… Shut up, Luke. I’m praising your compassion”

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