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Clips From TBTL #3458

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Andrew: “Between that and K-Strass, we just burned through 2 of the nominees. Slow down, Burbank!”

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Andrew: “I realize I’m the type of guy who would let it build right up to the beat and then stop it immediately”

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Andrew: Singing “Freedom!”

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Andrew: “This is so extremely my shit”

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Andrew: “We need to add some more songs to this playlist… stat!”

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Andrew: “Well, then, we just have a little bead of silence”

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Andrew and Luke: “Did you interview her? Yes… Have I ever read a book… when it wasn’t assigned reading, Andrew?”

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David Burbank: “Funk and soul for days”

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David Burbank: Imitating a Skrillex beat drop

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David Burbank: Panting

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David Burbank: “Pants and pants and pants”

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David Burbank: “Well, I created a… Gmail account… and, I guess… made the name way too confusing for a show that’s entire name is an acronym”

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David Burbank and Luke: “People say the show isn’t on the bleeding edge. Come on, man. We’re breaking, we’re breaking bands right here”

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Luke: Saying “So… you’re stinking up my mohair!!!” in a funny manner

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Luke: “Shut up, little man!!”

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Clips From TBTL #3457

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Andrew: “And, you don’t make it seem like sex is something terrible and dirty”

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Andrew: “Aww! You gave that bird a nice thrill”

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Andrew: “Because, the idea of thrilling an animal”

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Andrew: “But, I like the idea of, of thrilling a friendly animal”

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Andrew: “But, why? Why?”

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Andrew: “Cuz, I’m scared of drops at the beginning of the show”

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Andrew: “Filling two birds with one scone”

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Andrew: “I am listening to the show as I walk my dog”

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Andrew: “I feel like we could… keep ‘thrill;’ because, the idea of thrilling an animal… Ohh… I don’t wanna finish this sentence; cuz, I’m scared of drops at the beginning of the show”

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Andrew: “I, actually, think it’s pretty funny… Not!”

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Andrew: “Oh, guys… Oh, it’s… I wanna live in there”

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Andrew: “That’s what’s made me such a fantastic lover, Luke”

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Andrew: “The talk. I never had the talk”

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Andrew: “Well, most of the shit I know is stuff I half-read in Reader’s Digest”

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Andrew: “When a… man and a woman roll around a lot together”

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Andrew: “Why am I talking about the way we talk to kids about sex on TBTL? Why am I doing this? Why did I bring the conversation here?”

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Andrew: “WHY BIRDS AND BEES?”

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Andrew: “You don’t know what humping is!?”

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Andrew: “You just pray a lot… and, that’s how you get babies”

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Luke: “Can we re-title this show, ‘What’s That Stank with Burbank’?”

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Luke: “Everything’s coming up Burbs”

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Luke: Laughing

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Luke: “This is… one of the weirder ways to get into a Top Story on this show”

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Luke: “You don’t fuck with the Jesus”

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Luke and Andrew: “Future us knows it. Past us didn’t know… (No) that future us was going to do it. There. Thank you for clearing that up”

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Clips From TBTL #3456

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Andrew: “Again, I’m really not trying to be a, a negative… Andrew here”

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Andrew: “And, it’s just nice to, you know, not be scorched with own scatological words, coming back at me in my ears”

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Andrew: “I don’t wanna be told what to do!”

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Andrew: “I eat sausage all the time. It’s just the fact that it was on a stick was what exotic about it”

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Andrew: “I think the opening of The Sopranos is genius; but, I hate that song”

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Andrew: “I was out of words”

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Andrew: “Of all the terrible… things that I said on the show yesterday, that I could’ve been cut out and… played to introduce me today, that’s a pretty good one. I feel comfortable with that”

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Andrew: “Oh, I love it”

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Andrew: “Thrill two birds with one drone”

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Andrew: “Thrilling two birds with one scone”

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Andrew: “Well, hey, listen. I’m in the newsletter game. I know how it goes, bro”

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Andrew: “Yes!!”

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Andrew: Using the word “segregation” and immediately regretting using that word

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Luke: “Damn! I was changing a lot of diapers!”

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Luke: “I agree with everything that you just said”

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Luke: “I’m gonna celebrate today, Andrew, goddamnit!”

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Luke: “Please, sir… can we have more?”

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Luke: “Tip of the iceblurgh”

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Luke: “Uh, they gross!”

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Luke and Andrew: “Would you say you push back against the soft bigotry of lower expectations? I would”

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Clips From TBTL #3455

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Andrew: “And, this is… already too long and too rambly”

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Andrew: “Apparently, I shit my pants”

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Andrew: “Gah, I gotta get on the horn! I gotta talk about this with someone! Where… where do I put this story about pooping in a clean toilet!?”

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Andrew: “I am all man, not machine”

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Andrew: “I’ve been scared of deer”

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Andrew: “If you were in the wild, would you be living under a big cactus? What do you what… little guy, big guy?”

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Andrew: “It broke my goddamn heart, Luke!”

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Andrew: “It was rough, man!”

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Andrew: “It’s 73! It’s almost too cold”

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Andrew: “Like, a deer’s eyes are scary man!”

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Andrew: “Little congratulations to me. Today’s a big day, by the way… I am all man, not machine, for the first time in a long time”

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Andrew: “No ice! Don’t ask about the ice!”

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Andrew: “Sure as shit”

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Andrew: “That’s coming back to get me, isn’t it?”

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Andrew: “What the hell is this system!?”

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Andrew: “Where do I put this story about pooping in a clean toilet!?”

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Andrew: “You’re home now! Drink in the direct sunlight!”

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Andrew and Luke: “Gah, I gotta get on the horn! I gotta talk about this with someone! Where… where do I put this story about pooping in a clean toilet!? Exactly… That’s coming back to get me, isn’t it?”

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Andrew and Luke: “Randy! Randy!”

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Luke: “Anything happened this weekend in Portland?”

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Luke: “By the way, it’s episode 3454 in a collector’s series (Let the fun begin)” [ed: Nope]

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Luke: “In the lee of… Napa, California… if you like fruit wine, the way I do”

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Luke: Laughing

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Luke and Andrew: “You know… like, Arby’s, they have the meats. Mmm-hmm. The airlines, they have the planes”

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Clips From TBTL #3454

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Andrew: “Allez Opi-Omi”

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Andrew: “Allez… Opi.. Omi”

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Andrew: “He was messing up my reservation!”

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Andrew: “I love my job, of course”

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Andrew: “I regret making that sound already”

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Andrew: “I’m being extra here”

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Andrew: “I’m here with somebody who’s very close to TBTL to help me do the show today… She’s been a great friend… to TBTL throughout the years… She’s been a great friend to me throughout the years, as well; in fact, we live together”

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Andrew: “I’m sure I’ve talked about this on TBTL; because, it’s so boring and so tedious, so why wouldn’t I?”

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Andrew: “Is there a TV in there? I like TV”

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Andrew: “It’s hot… It’s really hot. It’s hot outside… It’s hot inside”

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Andrew: Making a trumpet sound

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Andrew: Making a trumpet sound and saying “It’s time for 5 Questions With Genevieve”

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Andrew: “Really, Sarah Smith!? Like, really, Seattle Times!? This is the person we’re interviewing?”

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Andrew: “She starts pounding the meat harder”

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Andrew: “Take it easy! It’s hot out there!”

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Andrew: “They’re hiding NFTs in the paper towels!”

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Andrew: “Well, this is the podcast where I describe my windows”

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Andrew: “Whatever is going on with that ice back there, it’s not for me”

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Andrew and Genevieve Haas: “It’s time for 5 Questions With Genevieve… I regret making that sound already. I do not want to hear that coming back at me. Which, guarantees that you will (Please)”

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Andrew and Genevieve Haas: “Thanks for doing this with me. Sure. These are not… (Where am I?) optimal… (What day is this?) These are not optimal (What’s happening?)”

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Andrew and Genevieve Haas: “Yeah. Chase that cheddar… Yeah, you gotta… I gotta get paid!”

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Genevieve Haas: “But… this, too, shall pass”

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Genevieve Haas: “What’s your WiFi password?”

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Genevieve Haas and Andrew: “No mountain to tall. And, good luck to all”

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Clips From TBTL #3453

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Andrew: “Ain’t no saint over here”

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Andrew: “By the way… for those who heard otherwise… there are laws, when you’re drinking Claws”

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Andrew: “Can’t move… Every bone in me… shattered… The pain… it’s unbearable… Worst than death… Yet… I can’t die! Not until I find someone to take this talisman from me!”

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Andrew: Doing a version of the Walshelm scream

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Andrew: “Don’t praise the elephant”

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Andrew: “Don’t rent me a car that stinks and, then, tell me I’m smoking!”

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Andrew: “Drop that rifle, Mobley! Your poaching days are over”

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Andrew: “Everybody loves Dumbo”

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Andrew: “I actually have gone a couple of days without a White Claw. I’m fine… I mean, I’m mostly fine. I should have one right now, shouldn’t I. Is that what you’re saying?”

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Andrew: “I don’t know why I keep swearing! I’m sorry!”

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Andrew: “I think we’re gonna have brownouts”

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Andrew: “I’d be so scared that somebody would yell at me! I don’t want to be hollered at”

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Andrew: “I’ll just say the F word… Power out”

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Andrew: “I’m gonna spoil the shit out of this too, by the way”

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Andrew: “Lotta fucked up shit”

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Andrew: “Miller!”

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Andrew: “No, I don’t wanna… let anybody know I got a foul mouth”

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Andrew: “Nobody in Seattle can drive in the snow. What a bunch of wimps!”

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Andrew: “Speaking of happy shit”

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Andrew: “That’s not how Rod Serling talks”

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Andrew: “There’s something wrong with me”

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Andrew: “This is some unnecessary poundage”

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Andrew: “Well… No”

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Andrew and Luke: “I would travel to that. I would do that! (Right) I would do that, yes!”

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Andrew and Luke: “The show’s blowing up… on a Tuesday (On a Tuesday)”

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Luke: “A swimming pool!”

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Luke: “Are you on Wait Wait this weekend!?”

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Luke: “Don’t rent me a car that stinks and, then, tell me it’s raining!”

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Luke: “He has a VPNs [sic] on his VPNs, baby!”

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Luke: “Hmm. That’s some good shit”

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Luke: “Oh, shit!”

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Luke: “Somewhere… south of adorable”

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Luke: “Speaking of… happy… shit”

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Luke: “You know, we fam… we good”

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Luke and Andrew: “Don’t play that classic… Walsh ‘L’… when we’re getting a classic Burbs ‘W’ (No, you’re right)”

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Luke and Andrew: “It’s an F bomb Friday (Sorry)”

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Luke and Andrew: Getting mentioned for my Music For Your Weekend submission

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Luke and Andrew: “Let’s talk turkey, my friend… Ooh!”

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Luke and Andrew: “Well, I was… listening to OPB this morning; and, they were saying something (Yeah, you know me) about how”

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