Category: Audio Clips

Andrew: “Blame it on the drugs I’m not on right now”

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Andrew: “I can do everything. I can do everything even better!”

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Andrew: “I sweat kinda easily, Luke”

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Andrew: “I was really planning on not milking this”

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Andrew: “I wasn’t… tripping balls when I actually tripped… balls”

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Andrew: “I’m not gonna come on and bleed all over your bus”

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Andrew: “It’s not good”

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Andrew: “Now I’m just blabbing and blabbing and blabbing”

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Andrew: Shaking a pill bottle and saying “You’ve got me between Vicodins… Luke”

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Andrew: “Thank God they don’t have to pop it back”

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Andrew: “The metal pole on my forehead feels like… heaven”

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Andrew: “There are probably a million times during the day where we feel a little gurgle”

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Andrew: “Weird parts of me clicked in”

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Andrew: “Welp, you don’t have a camera anymore, Walsh. This is your punishment”

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Andrew: “Who wants to go to the hospital?”

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Luke: “Go rest your tumor”

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Luke: “It’s fucking 5:32!!”

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Luke: “Oh, no! This is how it starts!”

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Luke: Singing “Blame it on the O-o-o-o-oxycontin”

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Luke: “Sorry I broke out the F word there; I don’t know where that came from”

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Andrew: “Give me a… nude vole”

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Andrew: “God, I love pettiness and spite so much!”

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Andrew: “I don’t know if I’m being especially thick”

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Andrew: “I hate cleaning!”

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Andrew: “I have… a lotta trouble saying that word; yet, it’s one of my favorite words”

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Andrew: “I like to mumble and grumble to myself”

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Andrew: “I refuse to say something more on this topic; because, I clearly don’t know what I’m talking about”

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Andrew: “I was very mumble-mouthed… earlier”

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Andrew: “It belongs in a museum!”

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Andrew: Laughing

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Andrew: Making ghoul sounds

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Andrew: “Man cannot live like this. Man and woman cannot live like this”

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Andrew: “Oh, I shame people”

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Andrew: “Oh, no! Was I duped again!?”

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Andrew: “Oh, okay. I can sparkle for a week or two”

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Andrew: “We don’t talk about the divorce… Luke”

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Andrew and Luke: “I do miss (Yeah) smells, man”

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Luke: “Am I clean, Mommy?”

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Luke: “Cuz, there’s a lot of Zooming that happens in this room”

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Luke: “Good morning, my bassassin friend”

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Luke: “I don’t even know what my face is doing under that mask”

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Luke: “It’s a couch. It’s a bed. It’s a couch. It’s a bed. It’s like, ‘No, it’s a bed'”

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Luke: “Maybe Luke isn’t such an idiot”

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Luke: “Sometimes we crash into each other… just to feel something… or, whatever”

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Luke: “Sometimes we mispronounce ‘Heinz’… just to feel something”

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Luke: “Suck on that, Anish Kapoor”

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Luke: “Yeah, I’m gonna mount it”

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Luke and Andrew: “Get a new bit, Burbank! (Oh my God)”

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Andrew: “I can’t fall asleep again”

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Andrew: “I started thinking of… of pornography jokes”

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Andrew: “I was good to you, Ben!”

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Andrew: Laughing

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Andrew: “Now I’m the Balding Bassassin”

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Andrew: “Okay. So, we got our Ps down. That’s good”

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Andrew: “This is where I fall asleep”

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Andrew: “Whatever puts you to sleep, buddy”

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Andrew and Luke: Andrew yelling and Luke saying “Wow. And, you don’t believe in God”

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Luke: “I grew up feral”

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Luke: “Pussy Mc… McFaceButt”

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Luke: “That’s one doodle that can’t be un-did, home skillet”

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Luke and Andrew: “Andrew. What? Octopussy… Oh, nice!”

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Luke and Andrew: Laughing

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Luke and Andrew: “You know, I have a theory that I was partially responsible for that film… No; but, I’m not surprised… Wait a minute! Now, wait just a darn minute!! What!?”

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Andrew: “Aw… barbecue sauce!? No way, man! I’m a…”

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Andrew: “Before I dip my toes in these waters; where, my toes really… do not belong”

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Andrew: “Get ’em, boys!”

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Andrew: “God willing and the… COVID don’t rise”

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Andrew: “I do not abide that… at all!”

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Andrew: “I feel a little mumble-mouthed”

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Andrew: “I wish I hadn’t said that”

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Andrew: “I’ll turn it up a thousand notches if I have to!”

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Andrew: “I’m better than you. I can stand here without looking at my phone”

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Andrew: “I’m not, like, going into teriyaki madness”

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Andrew: “I’m probably an alien in Andrew’s body”

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Andrew: “It’s just how it’s coming outta their bodies. Bah-odies. [ph] Sorry”

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Andrew: “Meh! Meh!”

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Andrew: “Meow! Meow!”

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Andrew: “Oh, are you gonna be okay, Bananas?”

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Andrew: Saying “Oh, if you don’t feed me now, I just don’t know if I’ll have the energy to go on. Meow” in a soft and gentle manner

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Andrew: Soft and gentle “Meows”

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Andrew: “Theo… I will punt you like a football”

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Andrew: “Well… no! I think… I think… we should all drive slow in the fast lane! No, I’m gonna take the other side on that!”

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Andrew: “Yeah, it’s why they make ’em so cute. Otherwise, they would just annoy you to death and you’d throw ’em out the window”

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Andrew: “Yester…doodle”

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Andrew and Luke: “You have the soul of a redhead, Luke… Thank you”

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Andrew and Luke: “You know what just occurred to me, Lucas? What, Andres?”

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Luke: “I love nothing more than a good stare”

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Luke: Saying “Weird!” in a funny manner

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Luke: Singing “Don’t go dipping water toes”

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Luke: Singing “You lift me up”

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Luke and Andrew: “We’re boring; but, we come by this honestly. Yeah, exactly”

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Luke and Andrew: “Would that make you believe in God? No”

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Andrew: “Dazzling Dough-nors”

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Andrew: “Did I say, ‘What’s happa me’?”

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Andrew: “Eugh… Somebody made a number three”

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Andrew: “I don’t know how they did any of this”

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Andrew: “I say a lotta stupid shit on this show a lot”

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Andrew: “I was a mere TBTL babe at this point”

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Andrew: “Not all the insurance companies have to out-weird each other”

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Andrew: “Now, my head really hurts; and, I’m taking this in a really weird place”

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Andrew: Saying “Are you not having a wonderful… time?” in a funny manner

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Andrew: Saying “It’s embarrassing cuz I had the books before I ever watched the movies!” in a funny manner

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Andrew: “They call me, ‘Paulie Walshnuts'”

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Andrew: “Well, I’m no Roy Donk”

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Andrew: “Why am I even doing this?”

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Luke: Making an airhorn sound

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Luke: Singing “Woke up this morning and got some gabagool” to Paul McCartney’s “Wonderful Christmastime”

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Luke: “What a dingus”

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Luke: “Where’s the… gabagool?”

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