Category: Audio Clips

Andrew: Drawn out “Biz-naz [ph]“

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Andrew: “I like learning… sort of”

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Andrew: “I think we might have dried the river. I think we might have reversed the river. I don’t know what we did”

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Andrew: “I will say it’s very rare that I, with my pickled brain, remembers something like that”

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Andrew: “I’m fumbling about”

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Andrew: “Let me just do a little bit of business here”

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Andrew: “Luke and I would like to cash in now… We’re done!”

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Andrew: “Maybe do a Google while I talk”

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Andrew: “Oh, I shouldn’t touch it!”

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Andrew: Saying “Oh, I don’t?” in a funny manner

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Andrew: “Something about [bleeped], right?”

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Andrew: “That leans more towards having more fun than I thought I was gonna have”

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Andrew: “There’s no way that I used a winky face, anyway; cuz, I don’t use winky face”

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Andrew: “This is a real problem with my life”

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Andrew: “Turns out… that’s not how it works”

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Luke: “And that thick beard is in Oregon”

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Luke: “Confused and holding in a fart”

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Luke: “Like, I always look, kind of, I don’t know… how I would describe the… emotion on my face; but, it’s somewhere between… confused and holding in a fart”

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Luke: “Lookin’s free. Touching will cost ya”

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Luke: Making a pained sound

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Luke: Singing “Dry me a river”

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Luke: “They have a weird… funky smell to them, that I… associate it with… the dy(e)ing process, I think”

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Luke and Andrew: “Uh, maestro. Mmm-kay. I knew that was gonna happen. I got so in my head about playing that audio. Gotta go back to the Dazzling Donors. It’s all fine… It’s good. Nobody noticed”

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Andrew: “Do I like the randomness of it; or, do I not know what it’s a reference to?”

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Andrew: “Don’t… touch… anything!”

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Andrew: “Fir God’s sakes, Walsh!”

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Andrew: “From my cold, dead hands”

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Andrew: “Get to know me!”

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Andrew: “How does your body move that way?”

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Andrew: “I could really use a win here!”

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Andrew: “I love buttons”

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Andrew: “I was way… more into the Fletch-iverse than you were”

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Andrew: “I’m a basket case to this day because of it”

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Andrew: “I’m a scaredy cat”

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Andrew: “Luke and I need a chance to… talk about our feelings for a second too”

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Andrew: “People can give me gif(t)s”

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Andrew: “Really!?”

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Andrew: “Someone once said… ‘You don’t grip a baseball… a baseball grips you'”

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Andrew: “That’s how creaky my body is”

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Listener Shari: “Please be considerate of others… Do not put your feet on the seat”

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Luke: “‘Big Country’ by Big Country off the album ‘Big Country'”

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Luke: “Do you even hood ornament, bro?”

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Luke: “I don’t think I knew you could pull it out and… punch it back in”

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Luke: “I’m a big feet-seat… putter onner”

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Luke: Making button clunking sounds

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Luke: “No, that’s not me. I’m not into that yoga shit”

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Luke: Saying “No, that’s not me. I’m not into that yoga shit” as Columbo

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Luke: Scatting

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Luke: “Simmer down, Stu”

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Luke: “Thanks, spell check”

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Luke: “We got a beautiful, warm episode”

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Andrew: “Aw, Google. Ya got me again!”

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Andrew: “But, I’m 99.99999999 percent sure”

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Andrew: “God bless their heart”

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Andrew: “Goddamnit!”

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Andrew: “I hate to say it; but, it’s Democrats”

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Andrew: “I think that’s what we call, ‘Pulling a Walsh'”

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Andrew: “I… am kind of shy and really excited!”

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Andrew: “I’m gonna take this back to Boring Town”

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Andrew: “If I’m wrong about that though; and, this is a very rare thing”

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Andrew: “Luke, I’m wondering if we’re living in a podcast boom”

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Andrew: “Once the tape is rolling, you know me, Luke, I’m a showman”

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Andrew: Sighing

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Andrew: “Ya blursed it!”

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Andrew and Luke: “I can’t (Yeah) remember where life ends and podcasts begin”

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Luke: “Best known for her’s [sic] depictions”

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Luke: “Dude, you gotted a Dell”

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Luke: “Kididness [ph]“

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Luke: “Kindiness [sic]“

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Luke: “Roald the sex monster”

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Luke: “Ruh-roh! Biden pooch drops doggie doo in White House hallway”

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Luke: “The… platonic ideal of brevity”

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Andrew: “Ah, and the adventure begins again”

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Andrew: “All computers are broken”

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Andrew: “Am I out of step? Can I interrupt this? Can I interrupt this for one second?”

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Andrew: “Am I that vastly out of touch?”

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Andrew: “And, God love them!”

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Andrew: “But, we don’t even really know how to play the game”

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Andrew: “Cuz, I got burned too many times on this shit!”

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Andrew: “Every time I go into a pawn shop, I feel like a criminal”

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Andrew: “I would like you to call me… ‘Chef'”

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Andrew: “I’m really in my head about words”

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Andrew: “Our unnamed producer post this, kind of, retraction article from The Verge… on Slack”

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Andrew: “Ship!”

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Andrew: “The ship is all of us trying to squeeze into our pants after the pandemic”

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Andrew: “We replaced the wheel barrel with an exploding cat and a zombie! My God!”

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Andrew: “We ruined it!”

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Andrew: “You know, The Verge is all angry about them”

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Andrew: “You’re full of unearned confidance [sic]“

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Luke: “He’s just yakking on a bone”

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Luke: “How do you think I got this bismuth colored teardrop, Andrew?”

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Luke: “I can’t… do this today because Venus is in the 7th House of Neptune”

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Luke: “Man, we smelled a rat, yesterday, on this show”

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Luke: “Meanwhile, I say every word wrong; but, I’m full of confidence”

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Luke: Saying “Did I do that?” as Steve Urkel

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Luke: “Sing-Song by Andrew’s Living Nightmare?”

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Luke: “Take a wild guess what I’m here to do”

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Luke: “That was when I tried to fix it”

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Luke: “That’s the latest… on the Compies… and the Lappies”

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Luke and Andrew: Luke is making Andrew uncomfortable by saying that a Dazzling Donor has been getting “busy”

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Luke and Andrew: “You probably have a point. I’ll calm it down. Roald’s been getting jiggy with it (God!)”

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Andrew: “Are we doing the thing we remove one piethe [ph] of… piece of clothing at each break? Are we doing the thing where I can’t say the ‘S’ sound; and, I’m reverting back to 3rd grade, before speech therapy?”

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Andrew: “Are you gonna stick your… your… your pink lip in his face?”

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Andrew: “Belated April Fool’s!”

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Andrew: “Edgelords on Twitter always works out for everybody involved”

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Andrew: “How you feeling? How you feeling… looking at… looking at my face, me looking at your face… and your bo-ody?”

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Andrew: “I do it all the time”

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Andrew: “I don’t even know what I’m doing”

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Andrew: “I’d have to be pretty dressed up to wear one of those things”

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Andrew: “I’m… in the bathroom doing the show, usually, sitting on the throne, Al Bundy style!”

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Andrew: Making a time card puncher sound

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Andrew: “People are going nutso right now”

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Andrew: “Real polite car, tinted windows!”

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Andrew: Saying “Well, now, I can’t be the person who says, ‘wazoo'” in an NPR voice

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Andrew: Saying “Well, thank you for having me on” in an NPR voice

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Andrew: “Staring at our… Twitter navels here”

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Andrew: “That tweet came out of me”

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Andrew: “There are so many things I can’t say!”

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Andrew: “Throw those bad boys in the dishwasher. I do it all the time”

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Andrew: “Why are you putting fake poop under the Christmas tree?”

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Andrew: “Why are you putting fake poop under the Christmas tree? Belated April Fool’s!”

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Andrew: “Women is with an ‘E’. Woman is with an ‘A'”

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Andrew: “Yeah, get that shit off your lip”

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Luke: “Can you handle this?”

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Luke: “I have… an increasingly round face”

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Luke: “It’s zit cream”

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Luke: Making a time card puncher sound

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Luke: Making a time card puncher sound #2

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Luke: “Share a toy, share a ride, share the feelings deep inside; but, never share a hat or comb… or, lice would make your head… their home”

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Luke: Singing “I got a jazz guitar”

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Luke: Singing “I got the old man’s car”

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Luke: Singing “Old Ball Game” and the first few notes of “Louie Louie”

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Andrew: “Before any of them dang dog walkers can… do me dirty”

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Andrew: “Before I… poop on the idea”

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Andrew: “But, you know that I also love the rules, Luke”

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Andrew: “Chicken juice”

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Andrew: “I am not into that, like, competitive nature of hotness”

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Andrew: “I completely agree with everything that you said”

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Andrew: “I was kinda coming in cold”

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Andrew: “I’m happy that he was born”

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Andrew: “I’m on Parler. They’ll accept anybody”

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Andrew: “Real janky memes”

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Andrew: Saying “I didn’t wanna be a part of this club anyway” in a funny manner

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Andrew: “Sit… chew it”

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Andrew: “This is gonna blow your socks off!”

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Andrew: “You can still smell the, the… fragrant mixture… of… sweet garbage and kerosene”

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Andrew: “You know I love David… and, I’m happy that he was born… but, you know that I also love the rules, Luke”

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Andrew and Luke: “Kind of a little wave, right? But, the kind of wave (Yeah) that you give… kind of a… wave with a… a with an implied salute… Can you imply a salute?”

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Luke: “Go see a Star War!”

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Luke: “I knew… what was happening; but, I, somehow, couldn’t stop myself”

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Luke: “Let me take this to a more specific and boring place”

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Luke: “We’re breaking out some compasses on this mofo”

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Luke: “We’re pregnant!”

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Luke and Andrew: “So, that’s my way of telling everybody: we’re pregnant! Wait? You and I!? Yes… Oh!”

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