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Audio Clips

Clips From TBTL #3388

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Andrew: “But, they’re out there, Luke. They’re always out there”

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Andrew: “Gene!?!”

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Andrew: “I can’t believe you called them a ‘wire boy'”

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Andrew: “I don’t want to get you in trouble with my opinions”

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Andrew: “I would just be, kinda, freaking my shit”

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Andrew: “Oh, son of a gun!”

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Andrew: “Oh, wow. That is cool!”

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Andrew: “That’s my fantasy!”

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Andrew: “The morning stares”

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Andrew: “Touching the wires with doohickeys”

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Andrew: “What’s going on!?”

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Andrew: “You idiot!”

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Andrew: “You know, I’m always looking for more bag boys”

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Luke: “Oh, boy. Burbs”

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Luke: “They’re called, ‘bag broads'”

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Luke: “They’re called, ‘bag dames'”

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Luke: “Yes, listeners… it’s not an act”

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Audio Clips

Clips From TBTL #3387

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I created a short mashup of Andrew singing “Woke up this morning… gabagool in my head” with the original spoof song to create this little clip:

Andrew: Singing “Woke up this morning… gabagool in my head” Mashup

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Andrew: “Everything’s coming up Walsh!”

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Andrew: “Hey! I didn’t hang up on him mid-word”

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Andrew: “I peaked in 2003, guys. It’s fucking wonderful”

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Andrew: “Internet, what do you got for me?”

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Andrew: “It is clumsy, and it’s ugly… but, he gets there”

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Andrew: “Luke… when you got it, you got it”

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Andrew: “Old, squeaky bones”

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Andrew: Singing “Woke up this morning… gabagool in my head”

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Andrew: “So, apologies in advance for being a cornball”

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Andrew: “Thank you. I needed a win here!”

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Andrew: “You guys are old!”

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Dan Pashman: Pasta fork-ability, sauce-ability and tooth sink-ability

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Luke: Drawn out “Mmmmmmmmm”

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Luke: “Fork-ability and sauce-ability”

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Luke: “Maybe, she’s born with it. Maybe, it’s the Zoloft”

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Luke: “No, that’s the TBTL way”

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Luke: “Oh, my”

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Luke: Saying “I get the whole… relatability thing… I’m a relatively new Ten” as Kai Ryssdal

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Luke: “Turning your coincidences into God-oincidences”

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Audio Clips

Clips From TBTL #3386

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Andrew: “Accentuated the lip-smacking”

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Andrew: “Buckle up, everybody”

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Andrew: “COVID lives in the bones, right?”

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Andrew: “I believe that!”

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Andrew: “I have bladder control issues… Is that too personal?”

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Andrew: “I have no idea where I pulled that from”

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Andrew: “I have so many regrets”

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Andrew: “I have so many regrets of things… that we’ve said or done, or that I’ve said or done, on the show in the past… couple of days”

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Andrew: “I mean, listen… I don’t think I’m a terrorist”

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Andrew: “I mean, that’s a lot of ice; so, that’s a lotta pee”

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Andrew: “I was constantly fogging up”

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Andrew: “It’s my new thing, bozo”

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Andrew: “Let’s talk about COVID for a second”

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Andrew: Making mouth tick-tock sounds

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Andrew: Making mouth tick-tock sounds [30 seconds]

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Andrew: Saying “Yeah!” in an Adam Duritz-like manner

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Andrew: “Taste the hotness”

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Luke: “And, I swear to you, come Hell… high water… or mildly overcast skies”

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Luke: “And, this is special This… is special!”

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Luke: Singing “Just like a bird on a wire”

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Luke: “This is just my lunatic brain”

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Clips From TBTL #3385

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Andrew: “Assholery”

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Andrew: “Beep!”

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Andrew: “Cuz my eyes started boiling in my head”

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Andrew: “Daddy Likes Leather”

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Andrew: “Did… period… not… period… like… period… that… period”

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Andrew: “If we win… we get a spanking, and if we lose, we get a spanking, right?”

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Andrew: “In all sincerity, that’s gonna sound like I’m doing what you don’t want me to do; but, I’m not doing that… What’s the difference? We’ll find out together”

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Andrew: “Peace and love. Peace and love. No more autographs. If you send me stuff… it’s going in the trash”

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Andrew: “Real children. Stihl children”

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Andrew: Saying “Aloha means hello and goodbye. Goodbye! Does anybody know what I’m talking about? Can I find it here in time? Yes” in a funny manner

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Andrew: Saying “You… are my number one… guy” as Jack Palance or The Joker

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Andrew: Singing “Right now!”

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Andrew: “So, if the lip-smacking didn’t disturb anybody, I leave you with that”

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Andrew: “So, this is falling apart so damn quickly”

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Andrew: “Sorry that I’m Shat-canning your Shatner segment”

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Andrew: “We shouldn’t have, like, TBTL snuggle parties, right?”

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Andrew: “What’s your problem, dude!?”

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Andrew: “You have a friend in the radio business”

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Luke: “Am I getting Shat-canned?”

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Luke: “I’m also playing a dangerous game, in that department, this morning”

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Luke: Laughing

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Luke: “Mr. Mask is here”

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Luke: “Nice parking, dombass!”

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Luke: “Oh, my!”

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Luke: Saying “Oh, my! Fernando Tatis Jr…. He’s an excellent… baseball man” as George Takei

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Luke: Saying “Oh, my! The reaction to a 90th birthday is overwhelming” as George Takei

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Luke: “TBTL cuddle puddle”

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Luke: “The other way, dombass!”

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Luke: “Tween-fantilizing you?”

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Luke: “Wow! The Burbank family ship has really come in”

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Clips From TBTL #3384

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Andrew: “And, then, I just turn that knob”

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Andrew: “Garbage can cam”

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Andrew: “Hey… Don’t talk to you before you’ve had your cup of Joe, right?”

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Andrew: “I am floored!!!”

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Andrew: “I am… flabbergasted”

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Andrew: “I may be totally making this up”

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Andrew: “I’ll gladly pay you Tuesday for a vaccine today”

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Andrew: “I’m still just broke as hell”

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Andrew: “It’s not metal and round”

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Andrew: “Maybe I’ll eat these words. Maybe I’ll eat this mic!”

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Andrew: “Oh, I wasn’t ready this time”

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Andrew: “Ooh. I don’t like that. That gives me an itchy feeling”

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Andrew: “Vintage shitposting”

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Andrew and Luke: “Usually… night-time Andrew makes the coffee… for (Uh-huh) morning Andrew and Genevieve”

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Luke: “Apparently, that story will never be on live television”

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Luke: “Boy, that didn’t work”

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Luke: “Guess what? I’m 44, but… I found it challenging”

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Luke: “Here’s your mac and cheese, Burbs”

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Luke: “I can’t tell you how… wrong this whole thing just went”

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Luke: “I have bad news, Andrew: your face-blindness is back”

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Luke: “I pre-tipped”

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Luke: “I’ve got a feeling, that it’s gonna be a year of magical thinking”

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Luke: “It comes back to garbage talk”

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Luke: “It’s happening! It’s really happening”

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Luke: “It’s very Schrödinger’s beep”

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Luke: “Literally, every… inch… of terra firma”

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Luke: “Mmm-hmm!”

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Luke: “Now, I know. And, knowing is half the battle” [ed: G.I. Luuuuuuuke!]

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Luke: “Spinners never win; and, winners never spin”

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Luke: “You’re free to go!”

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Luke and Andrew: “A top bun, a middle bun… (Mmm-hmm) and then, a bottom bun”

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Luke and Andrew: “Everything being the most… (Mmm-hmm) it can be of everything”

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Clips From TBTL #3383

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Andrew: “4D-3D-3”

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Andrew: “And, also, just some old manniness too”

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Andrew: “Cuz, I saw the headline on Boing Boing, right?”

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Andrew: “Get me Lieutenant Eckhardt!”

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Andrew: “God, I hate this sentence!!”

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Andrew: “I am getting… computer herpes so bad right now”

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Andrew: “I am out of jibber-jabber, man”

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Andrew: “I have two questions, the first one less interesting”

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Andrew: “I say that as a man with a big face”

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Andrew: “I’ll take a stab at this. I’m gonna mess it up… pretty brutally here”

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Andrew: “I’m sorry. Boy, I really let the show slip away at the end here”

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Andrew: “Let’s keep the numbers small, because my brain is small”

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Andrew: “Maestro! Shut up!”

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Andrew: “Oh, I don’t wanna do it”

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Andrew: Saying “And, Jack… you… are our number one… guy!” as Jack Palance

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Andrew and Luke: “Him, (Right) kind of, (Right) casually vaping like that is a much (Right) cooler look than most vapers that I see. God, I hate this sentence!!”

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Andrew and Luke: Saying “One thing… One thing… And, that’s why we’re no longer… a city… slicker” as Jack Palance

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Luke: “Inside… to the power of inside… It’s TBTL, ladies and gentlemen”

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Luke: “It’s a boring story; so, I’ll… I’ll try to make it long”

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Luke: Saying “Ripley’s… Believe It or Not!” as Jack Palance

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Luke: Saying “Ripley’s… Believe It… or Not!” as Jack Palance

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Luke: Singing “Let’s thank some dazzling donors”

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Luke: “The TR-573”

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Luke: “These are all real things that I read last night, Andrew. I shit you not”

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