Category: Audio Clips

Andrew: “Boo-yadda! [ph]“

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Andrew: “God! I can’t do the show today. I apologize. I’m such an idiot”

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Andrew: “I am ruining the Blursdays today, Luke! I am ruining the Blursdays”

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Andrew: “I have several thoughts on this… I don’t want any of them to go too long”

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Andrew: “I’ll leave out the foot meat myself”

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Andrew: “Just, like, get another one of these boo-yaddas! [ph]“

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Andrew: “Peace and love. Peace and love”

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Andrew: “Potentially more interesting; but, probably not”

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Andrew: “Shooting hot breath out of their mouth”

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Andrew: Singing “Party, with the best of them”

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Andrew: “Thaco… [ph] Thursday”

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Andrew: “That’s our Pauly! That’s our Pauly”

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Andrew: “There’s a lot of eastern European blood… flowing through these… veins of mine”

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Andrew: “This is so not interesting to the listener!”

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Andrew: “Well, we didn’t… did not need to get into foot stuff”

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Andrew: “What about my nascent career as an erotic dancer?”

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Andrew: “Yum!”

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Andrew and Luke: “Why can’t we have both? I… We can’t have both, Andrew. That’s just how it works”

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Andrew and Luke: “You get to start the show everyday, Luke… by… (Uh-huh) kinda… teasing the listeners”

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Luke: “Beep-beep, yeah-yeah”

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Luke: “Beep-beep, yeah-yeah” #2

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Luke: “Beep-beep! Watch out!”

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Luke: “Boo-yadda!!! [ph]”

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Luke: “Boo-yaddas!! [ph]”

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Luke: “Hey. You know what, Andrew? I like to do rock and roll Blursdays”

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Luke: “I’ve got people to see and goulash to eat”

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Luke: “Luke-y poos”

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Luke: Saying “We don’t have room for that cassette player” in a vaguely Scouse accent

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Luke: Singing “Woke up this morning, and I made myself some goulash”

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Luke: “They called ‘The Steamed Hams Club;’ but, that was more of a Munich thing”

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Luke: “What we’re talking about, when we talk about gabagool”

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Andrew: “And, it is… just… so not funny; yet, I’m really drawn into it”

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Andrew: “Announcement! Hello, everybody!”

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Andrew: “Didn’t I blow your mind this time?”

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Andrew: “Didn’t I bro your mind this time?”

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Andrew: “From producers… on down and on up”

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Andrew: “I do a thing called, ‘Tony Soprano-ing it'”

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Andrew: “I’m prepared. I’m sick of people saying I’m not prepared”

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Andrew: “I’ve clicked it all!”

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Andrew: “Is that what you call, ‘woo-woo’? My family calls it, ‘crystal licking'”

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Andrew: “Oh, this is good! This is good”

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Andrew: “Oh… Wait. Unless somebody what?”

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Andrew: “Shit”

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Andrew: Singing “Because, it’s such an important show!”

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Andrew: Singing “Didn’t I”

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Andrew: “They’re making me furr-ious”

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Andrew: “You were right! I didn’t wanna believe!”

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Andrew: “You’re embarrassing the network”

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Andrew and Luke: Andrew singing “Didn’t I bro your mind this time?” and Luke saying “Right?”

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Luke: “And, what, pray tell, are you?”

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Luke: “Beyond gabagoo’!”

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Luke: “Chee-cha… chee-cha [ph]“

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Luke: “I’m… fartin’ through silk here”

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Luke: “Impossible gabagoo’!”

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Luke: “Moozarel!”

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Luke: “Non-sexual jibber-jabber”

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Luke: “Prosciutt!”

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Luke: Saying “Mallory!” as Alex P. Keaton

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Luke: “They paved paradise and put up a parking lot”

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Luke: “Too fast, too furr-ious?”

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Luke: “Uh, where’s the gabagoo’?”

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Andrew: “Ahh! A touch of class”

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Andrew: “Amen”

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Andrew: “And, I got too many tacos”

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Andrew: “I guess there was no way that wasn’t coming back to bite me in the ass; but, that’s on me. So, fine”

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Andrew: “I looked at the taco, I said, ‘You’re garbage right now. No offense; but, I’m full. I don’t need you'”

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Andrew: “I love the process of doing it. I love smell of it”

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Andrew: “I really did myself dirty today, Luke”

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Andrew: “I told you, no food and no Le Batard today!”

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Andrew: “I’ll die on this pizza!”

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Andrew: “Judging your cheese purchase”

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Andrew: “Little by little, I’ve just been, like, accepting the mayonnaise”

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Andrew: “Oh, goddamn! Who gives a shit?”

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Andrew: “Oh, wow. We have so much food on the rundown!”

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Andrew: “Oh, you put ketchup on a hot dog? You’re a child! You’re doing it wrong! I’m from Chicago! But, I’m from New York! We’re… Our pizza is different! I’ll die on this pizza! Shut up! Like, Jesus H. Christ! Eat what ya want!”

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Andrew: “Our pizza is different!”

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Andrew: “That’s the kind of elevator that I wanna get stuck in”

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Andrew: “Two smarts, smarting it up”

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Andrew: “You’re a child! You’re doing it wrong!”

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Andrew: “You’re garbage right now. No offense; but, I’m full. I don’t need you”

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Andrew: “You’re wrong! End of story!”

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Andrew: “You’re wrong! You’re welcome!”

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Luke: “Chunt!!”

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Luke: “I like the raw onion. Is that craziness?”

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Luke: “I’m greedy for the show, ‘American Greed'”

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Luke: “No toca nada”

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Luke: “No! I love it when you try”

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Luke: Singing the theme song from “Jurassic Park”

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Luke: “That may come back to haunt you as well”

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Luke: “Two farts, farting it up”

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Luke and Andrew: “However cumbent you wanna be while biking, we (Yeah) respect that. Whether you wanna (Right) cumbent once or recumbent, that’s all up to you”

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Andrew: “But, in the moment, I was… with you”

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Andrew: “Hmm. Now, that’s a mixed message right there”

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Andrew: “I can’t, like, kinda flip and see how big the appendix is”

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Andrew: “I don’t follow this world at all”

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Andrew: “I feel a little bit weird about what I just said”

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Andrew: “I had posting regret”

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Andrew: “I think that was half-drunk brain”

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Andrew: “I’m telling you, I took the vaccine and I’m fine!”

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Andrew: “It’s a digital book; so, I can’t, like, kinda flip and see how big the appendix is”

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Andrew: “Oh, dear!”

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Andrew: Saying “Everybody’s getting a phone call!” in a Fred Schneider-like manner

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Andrew: Saying “Ha!!!” as Kermit the Frog

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Andrew: “That looks like the platonic ideal of a summer drink to me”

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Andrew: “That’s why I’m wearing the hoodie”

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Andrew: “Ye–Yeah! Oh-oh, yeah!”

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Andrew: “Yeah. You’re gonna hate this though”

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Luke: “And, then, I immediately started feeling bad”

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Luke: “Normally… I would just be, like, ‘Eh, 15 minutes. I’m fine'”

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Luke: Saying “Bach” in an exaggerated manner

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Luke: Saying “It’s Fred Schneider!” as Fred Schneider

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Luke: “Well, for the obvious reasons, Burbs”

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Luke and Andrew: “You have a phone call… hide your shame from everyone (Mmm-hmm)”

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Andrew: “Again, me being a boner head”

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Andrew: “Again, me being a boner head… Don’t… use that… against me, at some point”

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Andrew: “Cuz, he’s a yowler; and, he’s a crier”

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Andrew: “I’ve missed… the burps!”

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Andrew: “It’s definitely shame that I’m feeling!”

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Andrew: “June seems like, you know, like forever ago”

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Andrew: “Leave house… for Genevieve thing”

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Andrew: “Luke, we just… just… escaped a very awkward situation”

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Andrew: Making a series of funny sounds

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Andrew: “Oh, really. I know nothing about this”

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Andrew: “Oh, the pandemic… is real”

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Andrew: “Physical specimens of bodies”

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Andrew: Quietly saying “Goddamn”

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Andrew: Snorting

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Andrew: “The enormity of the stupidity”

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Andrew: “The Ringo is strong in this one”

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Andrew: “The spice I’m made up of is cumin… So, sugar and cumin. So, that’s gross”

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Andrew: “What!?”

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Andrew: “What is your… what is your… What’s the upshot here, Shatner? Shut it!”

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Andrew: “Why are you on the platform? Get off the platform!! Peace and love”

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Andrew: “Yeah!”

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Andrew and Luke: “I’m just gonna break protocol. Are you cool with that? Are you ready to just, kind of, (Yes) zig and zag along and, just be, like… jazz?”

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Andrew and Luke: “I’m, I’m made out of sugar and spice, and everything nice (And everything nice)”

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Luke: “Andrew… We don’t need you narrating from afar. I’m trying to talk about rugby”

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Luke: “I wish I wouldn’t have called it the ‘karate chop flu’… That did not hold up well… and, I, I wanna apologize”

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Luke: “I’m not trying to be… you know… foot… typical-ist”

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Luke: “LL Coop J”

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Luke: “NFT? Huh… More like, WTF!”

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Luke: “Oh, shit!”

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Luke: “Rubber baby buggy bumper. Rubber baby buggy bumper”

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Luke: Singing “What’s the upshot, Shatner?”

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Luke: Singing the “Beverly Hills 90210” theme song

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Luke: “Wait. Are we made out of carbon? What are we made out of?”

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Luke and Andrew: “This is our podcast, Andrew; and, we can do (Yeah) basically anything we want. Yeah!”

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