Clips From TBTL #3376

Andrew: “And, then, at a certain point, I release desire on it as you continued on”

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Andrew: “Download; but, don’t listen”

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Andrew: “Go, Garrison!”

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Andrew: “God…damn! What would my body look like in a wetsuit?”

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Andrew: “How does this work!?”

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Andrew: “I hope somebody isolates that”

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Luke: “Beagle, baggle, boggle, boogle”

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Luke: “Heart emoji, heart emoji, heart emoji… Globe emoji, globe emoji, globe emoji”

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Luke: “Heart… prayer hands, prayer hands, prayer hands, prayer hands”

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Luke: “Is he packin’ heat?”

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Luke: “It’s actually debatable which one I know more about”

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Luke: “Like, I wish I had some Spanx right now”

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Luke: “My feet are gorge”

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Luke: “Santa Claus. Star. Santa Claus. Star… Angel, angel, angel, angel”

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Luke: “This is how my… raging insecurity works”

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Luke: “What is a Luke Burbank?”

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Luke: “Why did he use so many eggplants in that text?”

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Luke and Andrew: “There was one drawing of an eggplant on one brick; and, I think we all know… who did that. Yeah. I’m glad you’re being so careful these days”

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Clips From TBTL #3375

Andrew: “I do like having things”

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Andrew: “I don’t love it; but, I, I think it’s pretty accurate”

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Andrew: “I’m just a turd out there”

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Andrew: “I’m just a, kind of, a big blob of emotion”

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Andrew: “Oh my God! What’s wrong with the world?”

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Andrew: Singing “Just call me ‘angel’ on the podcast, baby”

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Andrew: “Splendid Toenails”

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Andrew: “The only growth that you’re doing is in your toenails”

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Andrew and Luke: “I don’t wanna talk about anybody’s toenails. I don’t wanna talk about my own (Really?) janky toenails. I don’t wanna talk about your damn toenails. I don’t wanna talk about anybody’s toenails”

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Luke: “But, I have a feeling that our… unnamed producer will be able to figure something out”

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Luke: “Cuz, when we… we mess with the space-time continuum on this program… it’s usually a recipe for disaster”

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Luke: “Dyson days are here again?”

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Luke: “Hey, hey, hey!”

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Luke: “I have beautiful feet”

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Luke: “Smelling my own farts”

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Luke: “Thumbs… are very sexy”

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Luke: “Umm, hard yes?”

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Luke: “We’re in the Matrix; but, we know we’re in the Matrix”

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Luke: “What’s the long nail on that?”

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Luke and Andrew: “Anyway, back to my toenails really quickly (No)”

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Luke and Andrew: “I am capable of growth… and… (Mmm-hmm) evolving as a human; and, you’re not”

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Luke and Andrew: Saying “Greta Van Feet” at the same time

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Luke and Lauren Masterson: “He’s a Cleveland 9 (In no particular order), but an LA 2”

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Luke and Lauren Masterson: “What does that mean? What’s wrong–what’s broken (Okay) about me; and, how do I fix it?”

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Clips From TBTL #3374

Andrew: “Have you heard of being a Libra? That’s… that’s what I am; which, is why I’m so charming”

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Andrew: “I apologize. I’m gonna butcher this”

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Andrew: “Looking at him made me very uncomfortable”

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Andrew: “This is not a spoiler-free zone”

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Andrew: “This is tropey and gross”

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Andrew and Luke: “Don’t, don’t worry about the listeners. You and I know what the tweet is (Yeah)”

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Andrew and Luke: “Episode 4… Episode (Yeah!) 4!”

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Luke: “And, I’ll tell you what. I am feeling weirdly good!”

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Luke: “Have an opinion, jerk”

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Luke: “I was streaming the shit out of some Disney+ this weekend, my dude”

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Luke: “Kings and queens and princes and princesses”

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Luke: Singing “I love you. Yes, I do”

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Luke: Singing “This old heart of mine, been broke a thousand times”

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Luke: “The Bryant Peace and Love, Peace and Love Project”

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Luke: “This is fucking high art!”

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Luke: “Unicorn brain explosion”

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Luke: “Work hard… work hard”

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Luke and Andrew: Singing “I love you. Yes, I do (Yes I do)”

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Clips From TBTL #3373

Andrew: “And, it reminded me of an Andy Rooney-esque… I don’t know, idea, rant that has… been kinda banging around my head”

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Andrew: “And, you know that I have a real bugaboo about this, right?”

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Andrew: “Because, the mid-life crisis continues”

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Andrew: “How come you guys don’t have baseball cards? Did I say, ‘How come’? Hope I didn’t say, ‘How come'”

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Andrew: “I live in my weird little holes”

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Andrew: “Like, that scenario that you just set up is exactly, exactly… perfectly… the scenario… that makes me have to go number 2 immediately”

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Andrew: “Nope. Sorry. You’re outta there”

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Andrew: “Oh! What’s the difference? I thought they were interchangeable!”

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Andrew: “Roombas get stoombas”

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Andrew: Singing “Yummy, yummy”

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Andrew: “The sick… sick part of my brain”

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Andrew: “Who loves ya baby!?”

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Andrew: “You can keep the shows, change the names”

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Luke: “Back to the normal… grimy, slimy… rainy weather”

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Luke: “Folks… those guys won’t know whether to poop or wind their watches”

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Luke: “My team will be a pack of clump dogs”

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Luke: “Our offensive philosophy… will be chunkage!”

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Luke: “We’re gonna explode you like a diaper full of loose stool!”

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Luke and Andrew: “No-no-no-no-no! (Whoa, whoa-whoa-whoa-whoa-whoa!) No, you did not!”

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Luke and Andrew: “You spit in our faces? We eat spit for breakfast! (Eww) We live on spit! For us, the spit, is where the grind lies”

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Clips From TBTL #3372

Andrew: “Doot! Doot!”

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Andrew: “Get at me if I’m wrong”

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Andrew: “Having a StarTAC is not a personality”

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Andrew: “I like listening to you better on the radio; cuz, I can turn ya off!”

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Andrew: “I’m just seeping into my oldness”

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Andrew: “I’ve ruined this Blursday”

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Andrew: “Is he coming back or not?”

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Andrew: “Narc”

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Andrew: “Okay! I’m going to Venmo you now for the Real Change newspaper; even though, I already have one at home!”

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Andrew: Singing “Leave a message. Leave a message!”

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Andrew: “Sorta sounds dirty”

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Andrew: “That’s all I want is to not look super dorky”

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Andrew: “Things are beginning to fall into place, Luke”

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Andrew: “What’s–Why not? Because what?”

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Andrew: “Who’s a good dog? Polly, who’s a good dog?”

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Andrew: “You’re a good dog!”

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Andrew and Luke: Polly Prissy Pants

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Luke: “Chris and I are losing our minds over this!”

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Luke: “I’m a little Cupid… shooting my little arrow… all over the Blursdays”

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Luke: Singing the Nokia ringtone

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Luke: Singing the Nokia ringtone [Sped Up]

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Luke: “Tell me my future… or crack my back”

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Luke: “That is… for some reason, kind of upsetting”

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Luke: “That’s what I get for trying to sneakily mute my mic, Andrew, to clear my throat”

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Luke: “These are TBTL supporters that are donating a… dazzling level; and, we sure do appreciate it… We sure wouldn’t be here without it, that’s for sure! How many times can I use ‘sure’… here in the first 30 seconds of this thing?”

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Clips From TBTL #3371

Andrew: “And, it is… it’s freaking me out, Luke!”

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Andrew: “Instinctual”

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Andrew: “Old cat yells on pod”

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Andrew: Singing “Lovely day. Lovely day”

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Andrew: “Stop talking Walsh! Stop explaining it… This ain’t TBTL history… Pretty clear what I’m talking about there”

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Andrew: “What if God was one of us?”

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Luke: “Can I flaunt my privilege?”

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Luke: “I’m off to the speakeasy to… have a, you know a… have a toot; and, Tippecanoe and Tyler too!”

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Luke: “If we have to do a 4 hour show today… in order to get to Top Stories, we… will… do it!”

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Luke: “Just be safe… and don’t catch feelings”

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Luke: “Pod…ma…nogamy?”

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Luke: Saying “That’s the best… tasting pickle I ever heard!” as the Vlasic Stork

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Luke: Saying “Weird!” in a funny manner

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Luke: Saying “What!!?” in an Adam Duritz-like manner

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Luke: Saying “Yeah!” as Adam Duritz

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Luke: “Sorry. That’s a little tangent from my… butthurt Husky position”

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Luke: “The president did what? We need to declare this a holiday… We need to make this a player’s holiday… Ant Banks, tell ’em what’s up”

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Luke: “The president said what!?”

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Luke: “We could only afford 900 Island”

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Luke: “You have pushed my dazzled button”

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Luke: “Your new name is… Taargüs Producer Andrew”

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Luke and Andrew: “We call them ‘Tittles’… No, we do not!”

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Luke and Andrew: “Yes… but… I don’t mean to be ‘Yes, but,’ Andrew… but… Can I be, ‘No, and’?”

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